There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us (84 Photos)

So here's how awesome our Chivettes are: I forgot to call out for Chivette submissions until late yesterday afternoon (I know, I'm half an idiot). After I did make the call out, the gun-slinging internet cowgirls that are out Chivettes unloaded both barrels into my inbox. I was unable to get to all the submissions so if you don't see yourself this week, check back next week.

The Chivettes have captured the world's attention. They are proving that natural beauty trumps all. Our first-time Chivettes are really killing it as well. But the 'Sexy Chivers Among Us' is NOTHING without our Chivettes! So if you've got what it takes to be a Sexy Chiver, start submitting your photos for next week as soon as possible.




AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS: Grab your camera (phone) and write 'Hi Chivers' on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame. Above all: Be Creative! Do it for your country! 
Stay tuned for the Friday DAR!

Chive On!



John

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  • Intensemasterdebater

    #13 His loss, Keep Calm and Chive On….

    • mazlow01

      Seconded with enthusiasm

      • Barry McKokkinner

        motion passed – lady in #13, YOU ARE HOT! I obviously can't comment on your personality but you possess all the physical attraction tools you are ever going to need to find a better dude. Keep chiving.

        • Red

          Your ex-boyfiend is a loser. He probably dropped you and started fucking Paula.

        • Rocks Off

          Yeah, screw your stupid ex-boyfriend! Cuz I'd like to screw you…in a sexual manner of course…not in a dismissive manner.

    • Zombie Cyclist

      You're probably just too good for him 😉

      Also, very nice.

    • Question

      Again, if you look that good and he broke up with you, there must be something very wrong with your face or mind.

      • http://twitter.com/iCzern @iCzern

        or the guy has converted to liking dick

        • disturbed

          My guess. He must be gay.

      • Ha.Ha.

        Beat me to it! SO TRUE.

    • craig

      you can come stay with me….sucks for him

    • Chiveaholic

      agreed… though, glad we could benefit from his mistake… 😀

    • reece

      couldnt agree more:)

      • HAHSO

        DON' BLAME THE BOYFRIEND, MAYBE SHE IS COLD AND STIFF.

      • snowbird

        look at all you sad bastards encouraging this attention whoring. the story is probably fake too.

        • Rose3191

          Actually it isn't. My (now ex) boyfriend did dump me. So I submitted to the Chive as a thank you for all of them cheering me up afterwards. It's all true, he dumped me, he doesn't chive, Chivers make me smile, I posted, the end.

          Sincerely # 13

          • http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

            IF is not a chiver he is not worthy of you

    • Fred

      Sexy Chivers be just a click away
      Ma hand down my shorts ev-ery FRIday
      But even when I jizz and I tell my boys I done
      I get feeling kinda frisky thanks to #21

      • hmmmmm

        you tell your male friends when you masturbate?………..kinda gay

        • Fred

          Jus' so they know that I be jackin' it to a fine ass lady. They don't gimme props tho…

          #12 – also smokin' hot – please give MOAR

      • Sarcynical

        Porn is free on the internet.

        It is free. Turn off safe search on google and type any object laying around, you'll find women in seconds.

        Or… Maybe instead you could go out and find a good looking woman.
        I still don't get the attraction to the Chive and these photo sets.

  • jason marx

    #3, #17, #82, #84

    Sometimes, I wish we could put more numbers in the little comment box thingy

    • disturbed

      To quote probably the most poular guy in the world, "natural beauty trumps all"

    • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

      #84 looks like she is getting railed

      • dub

        She is. I enjoyed taking this photo.

      • Dave

        Unbelievably sexy woman.. We could do beautiful things together #84

    • BabyDrizzy

      thank you from 82 ❤

  • parker

    #20

    I think I can see the top of Sarah Hill's nip…

    • Jay

      yup…just enough to make you cry

    • disturbed

      C'mon! Chopped Chive shirt, knee high socks and a headband?? Yer doing it right!

  • thomas

    #3

    According to google maps, I'm going to be rowing a canoe across the Atlantic later today

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=589047656 Kyle White

      It didn't say jet ski this time? Weird. xD

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        you jetski to japan, canoe to UK lol

        • Question

          Swim to China

          • Jay

            i had to hike across the north pole…..

          • SteelCityChivette

            Correction: Dig Hole.

            • Cliff

              Kayak to Hawaii……

      • disturbed

        We are gonna need a bigger boat.

        • ummm

          your all going together? now that seems a little gay.

          • Steamboat Willie

            It's not gay if you're underway.

            • snocone90

              it's not gay if you've seen die hard in the last 24 hours

          • dub

            Navy Mentality v Navy Image

            This is about right.

    • hMMMM

      I don't know…#68 Ms. Denmark is giving her a run for her money for the European crown this week.

    • Gutterville

      I'm sure there are plenty of nice women in the US

  • dotl

    it's friday.

    • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

      chive nation.

      • Anacott Steel

        Whitney is that u in #78? That look is hot as hell!

        • Anacott Steel

          Because we don't have full view of your face.

        • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

          Sure is. Thank you.

          I keep getting rude comments about my face.

          Best part is that I really dooon't care. I like my face arright?

          • Nathan_Wind

            Rude comments about YOU? How dare they? All of the smart guys here like your face, too.

            Oh, and the boots. We (ok, at least *I* do) LOVE the boots.

            • http://www.facebook.com/michellllesays Michelle

              YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! i have a comment on here talking about how i'm obviously not hot because i am JUST showing my face (im number 1 and 54). but hey, just for reassurance from someone that isn't a guy, you are absolutely stunning.

              • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

                Ah you are so sweet. Thanks! You're beautiful too.
                I don't know what's with all the hating on the chivettes. I don't see their pictures up here haha.

    • HAHSO

      THAT MEANS SATURDAY AND SUNDAYS CHIVE SUCK.

  • will

    #2

    Is that Brittany Bergquist? I think i go to school with her

    • Mark Z.

      Facebook says…..yes.

    • Vanxidar

      make good with her then sir! B)

    • phideauxe

      I'm sure she appreciates you putting her name on here. Stalker alert…..

    • phideauxe

      Do Canadians drink Moosehead with a straw? Not that there's anything wrong with that – I'd drink Moosehead from a baby bottle.

  • pierce

    #16

    That is so goddam sexy

    • hot rod

      Could it be Lauren Gentile? SOOOOOOO HOTTTTT.

      • b-ry

        don't think its LG….could be Shay or Dylan

        the shitty thing is….Chive will never tell us.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

        LG usually fesses up to her pics. I'm going to go with Shay, because she was just there. Either way, beautiful.B)

        • b-ry

          i know. i'm gonna tell my surgeon to make me look just like that :*

          • halfasandwich

            It's R2 Girl, LG and Dylan aren't the only hot and flexible girls on here 🙂

      • its_forge

        Note the font, it's Star Wars Girl

        • its_forge

          Or yes, rather R2 Girl.

    • joegreen

      mmmm. Shay

    • b-ry

      yea who is that though?

    • captian obvious

      look at the font… it's R2

    • 03_SE_XTERRA

      is it LG?

    • JohnQ

      R2 GIRL? 😉

    • Bud Lee

      How do y'all not know that chick yet??? It's R2 Girls ….. aka Pinky …. aka Melissa

    • DirtyArmySpecialist

      i love this girl…

    • Huh?

      I bet it is their sister.

    • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

      It's def R2 girl. If you can't tell by her body (shame on you) then check the hair color. Oh and she almost always wears high socks. She needs a chive photo shoot.

      • b-ry

        they should fly her out in the Millennium Falcon.

      • Jason

        She seems to use the "Star Wars" font too.

    • Pinky

      It's me! I'm flattered by the comparisons! Also, I'll have to switch up the font next time to keep you guys on your toes 🙂

      • rodan303

        Just when I thought Friday couldn't get any better…R2 girl, FTW.

      • dsp

        thinking of next time, you should take the same picture, but showing off the back…splits from the back is a ridiculous combo, maybe a hump day shot???

    • bull1123

      Sexy AND flexible, a deadly combo!

    • Red

      I wish I was a wooden floor.

    • max

      dylan

    • GreyGhost9

      i wish that was on my penis, sorry Lauren

  • Ken

    #17 Very Nice…

    • mo diggs

      I totally agree I've seen plenty of tatties but that a wicked pose, wicked shoes, wicked smile chive steady bros chive steady.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      MOAR please
      She as a nice smile,

    • Home Slice

      She's wearing felt-soled wading boots. Not something you see every day.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=682265258 Lindsey Bergeron

      chive on, guys:) thanks!

  • KeyserSoze

    hahah

    • HAHSO

      HEHEH

      • HAHSO

        HOHOH

        • its_forge

          I am the walrus

  • powersticks

    #7 #26 #41 #82

    • Kevin

      #41 wins it for me too

    • hugepens

      #7 and #82 Same Beautiful Woman!!

      NEED MOAR!!

      Can you make that happen John?

      • Tyler

        definitly need MOAR!

    • BabyDrizzy

      thank you from 7 and 82 (:

  • Sharky

    Lots of excellent humps this week; well done ladies

  • OGMrWhite

    #57

    Thanks for being awesome Chive

    • b-ry

      kinda looks like LG?

      • Beau

        LG?

      • Jojo

        my name is not LG =)

    • gabriel

      Holy, I dont go to church but thank you GOD for your nature, lol

  • Bud Lee

    #28 Side Boob, Mind the Gap, the tush, and I might see a hint of back dimples….WELL DONE…WELL DONE MA'AM

    • gabriel

      Holy, its just fucken PERFECT ass girl take care of it ha ha ha

  • urinetrouble

    #14 Please submit GIF to back up your testimony.

    • http://twitter.com/iCzern @iCzern

      very cute, MOAR pleaseee

      • Allen

        MOAR

    • David

      Wait… Riot Girl. Do you LoL?

    • ssstoopid

      I like where your head's at! Proof or it didn't happen, lol.

    • JJJ

      MOAR!!!!!!!!

    • Dr, STFU

      Wow…you shouldn't go to bed after you do your hair and put lipstick on…you're doing it backwards.

  • brent

    #23 #36 so hot.

    • magic

      i bet i know where that bottle is going….

    • Matt

      #23 – Good Lord! That is so fucking hot!!!

      • Chase

        pearl necklaces. love 'em

    • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

      I'd go wine tasting with #23

    • rlmnofjean-ious

      #23 HELL YES! MOAR!

    • SushiMutilator

      AGREED!
      MOAR OF THOSE TWO PLEASE!

    • Tomas

      #23 is NOT a Chivette. It's a bogus pic. Full size version is here:
      http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screen

      • Matt

        Don't care. But thanks for the giant pic.

  • peter jacobs

    #4, #41

    Thanks for your service, you sexy badasses

    • Popsicle

      The dude on the left should cut his hair.

  • mali_sapun

    #57 mind the gap makes a gap in my mind

  • Finster172

    #36 Those are some nice pearls.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=589047656 Kyle White

      And the necklace is good too. Heh.

    • Jay

      i can give her a better pearl necklace…

  • jen

    #76 what a hottie! 😀

  • 76United

    Chive on you sexy diamonds!

  • sully23

    #23 and #57 take the cake. Holy Shit Batman! Nice tushes throughout tho. Well done Chivettes!

  • DemonDan

    #60 MOAR!

    • AsciiAdam

      Amanda. Why you no submit MOAR?:@

    • http://twitter.com/iCzern @iCzern

      agree! gorgeous eyes

    • Hich

      DAMN, those eyes…

    • ANS

      i submit every week guys! in fact, i'm in this album twice. (:

      • mustache lover

        but you have a mustache u should let them know

  • D10

    #41 awesome.

    • Ezee

      I am so damn patriotic right now!

  • peter jacobs

    thanks for taking up space on the front page!

    • Hijack

      #1

      • http://www.facebook.com/michellllesays Michelle

        #1 here, what's this nonsense about?

  • JohnQ

    #82 lovely face my dear 🙂

    • absolutcarcrazy

      Agreed! Beautiful smile!

    • Kevin

      I'm not checking out your boobs, I just can't stop staring at your tattoo.

    • ebits21

      I WAS checking out your boobs. Nice boobs.

      • stl

        she is on mobli as well, that iphone app that has a chive channel

    • BabyDrizzy

      thank youuu (:

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