Cat Saturday (25 Photos)

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  • Eeik5150

    Cat name? Chivery. Why not?

    • HAHSO

      NAME HIM "STAIN", THAT WAY WHEN YOU CALL HIM, EVERYBODY WILL BE LIKE
      "COME STAIN" "COME STAIN" "COME HERE STAIN" "COME STAIN". AND EVERYONE
      IN THE OFFICE WILL BE LAUGHING THEIR ASS OFF.

      • Bill57

        Kat Scratchfever

      • Allen

        How about Charlie

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Why not "Alley Cat"? You know; as an homage to one of the very very first games for the PC? Search it on youtube if you don't know it!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • R-Dub

        Chachi. Chachi Caprice.

    • HAHSO

      HOW ABOUT "PUSSY" – HERE "PUSSY", COME "PUSSY" I'M GOING TO TICKLE YOU "PUSSY"
      COME HERE YOU LITTLE FURRY "PUSSY".

      • apache

        I'll be serious here and say they name him butters

    • Darioc

      Name him Cheese, Mac (the intern) and Cheese

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1544397857 Robert Christopher Shilling

      Bill, it is the ultimate cat name, then you can get two others and call them Freaking and Murray

      • jayhawker38

        If you're going with Bill Murray, make it easy and call him "Stripes".

    • i1iketoplay

      Quatto. Best name for a pet ever.

    • Harm

      Nah, call him God! He could become anything… so he became the Chive Cat, aka God!

      • its_forge

        The Ruler of the Universe in the Hitchhiker's Guide series called his cat "Lord." "Lord knows I'm never sure about anything."

    • n1ghtstalker

      Definitely something chive related.
      MOAR
      Find'er
      DAR

    • alex

      chivery?!? how about BFM (Bill fucking Murray) or pretty, which my daughter insists is the way to go.

    • menace

      Why not call him what he is…A STUPID FUCKING CAT!!!

  • Cristi_P

    #22 – Very nice πŸ˜€ As for a name… Lucky is always good, if cliche πŸ™‚

    • Cristi_P

      OH! I just realized… you guys have a dog called Bella. You MUST name the cat Beast xD. It would be even more perfect if the dog was Belle πŸ™‚

      • Kristert

        Then the cat should be "Edward" ;-P

    • Da Sandman

      was going to suggest the same thing ^^

    • susan

      name him bunny rabbit

    • Henrik

      Name him Fluffy McFlufferstein!

    • Eric

      Name him DAR

      • quasipickle

        Best name I've heard yet

        • meh

          by far

          • Allen

            Charlie

    • http://www.facebook.com/nick.staniforth Nicholas Staniforth

      Gigantor The Terrible

    • BlindPete

      Pixel

    • Jimmy C

      Name him Jimmy C.

    • maxis

      name him "General Eisenmeower" or "Whiskerus Maximus"

    • amyjoe

      name him Jack

    • Chesty Laroo

      tigger

    • Rob

      Name him after the street or closest street you found him on. Unless the street name sucks. How about Cooper?

    • josh

      General Tso's or egg roll

    • dash

      name him Nick Furry

      • rav

        Biggy Buff McBiceps.

    • theweathermansaliar

      Skindleshanks

    • Nick

      Chairman Meow

    • Floopa_Joopa

      Name it Hogart.

    • doogie

      CATZALCOATL
      aztec god of the cats (not actually)

    • NO.

      Name him "Lol." Or "Lawl" if you wanna broaden it a bit.

      Alternatively, Conan.

    • CapnMFingPlanet

      How about Bill Fucking Murray Jr.? or maybe the third

    • Christophercules

      MACARONI

      • Jen

        KILLER!

  • http://optional.com Sarcynical

    Why not name him Saturday or Saturn

    • bettingonthecubs

      or mint or cilantro

      • killa

        or OPTIMUS PRIME

    • http://www.facebook.com/Nichgq Nicholas Allen Stevens

      The Cat Saturday has such a nice ring to it!

  • Pablo3520

    Dar or Derp?

    • BigD

      Or DAC? Daily Afternoon Cat?

    • bunky

      Derp. that works.

  • Nekosan

    call him Chiver…

    • http://twitter.com/JessicaSchor @JessicaSchor

      cute little orphan = oliver?

  • rnager_mo

    How about Edward to go along with Bella

    • Steve

      I just puked a little in my mouth

    • ROR

      How about no

    • TheChamp

      I wish I had three more votes…so I could give this comment four thumbs down! AHHH…I'm Rick James, bitch!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Now THERE's a smart suggestion! Well done! Hope this one wins!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – cats named Edward taste so sparkly!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Btw we used to have a white dog we called "Blacky". Fucked up everyone when we called it.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • will

      yeah, or we could not be gay about it.

    • Jeff

      Can't hit down thumb enough

  • jakubwrobel

    #2 – Never Ending Story?

    • lllsmallslll

      Falkor the luckdragon? Well played sir, well played.

    • Max

      Nice one!

  • HG Heinlein

    he looks like a Garfield – does he like lasagne?

  • adb7

    or just name the cat chiver or chive

  • GOD

    Name the cat Paula

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1654449324 Ryan Smith

      only fitting if the cat turns out to be a total bitch

      • [not really] John

        it's a cat. it's already a total assloaf.

        • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

          assloaf. lolz

    • Saz

      Blimey mate – you want people to love the cat not throw bricks at it!

  • Seldi84

    #23
    It has to be either Chiver if it's a boy or Chivette if it's a girl.

    • Mr Pinchy

      I second that.

  • Justin Vasquez

    Go with tiger

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=760102828 James Keogh

    Well hes red and stripy so kinda like hes on fire- how about backdraft πŸ˜›

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      NAME IT: "WOOF"! You know, as in the sound it makes when you pour gasoline on it and set it on fire?!
      Yeah: Woof! Go Woof!
      And there's always more stray cats you can name Woof after lighting this one!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    DO NOT NAME IT PAULA! I will eat it at night if you do (and not in the good way of 'eating pussy' dumbasses).
    Also I would do even more sick things to your guys' toothbrushes than I already do.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one who loves cats… with a proper side dish

    • LaLakers2408

      Paulas a horrible name…no one even thought about naming it that…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Exactly. Except God (see above). I hate devine intervention.
        If it's a smart, sexy, intelligent, elegant and social cat; name it Lauren ( ❀ ).

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Yeah right, a 'social' cat…. hmpffff

        • asdf

          youre not funny go die please

          love god
          – ps FUCK YOU

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I'm dead funny! You know what I do for a laugh? Read back my own posts.
            Hi-la-ri-ous!

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • Joey

              paula…nobody loves to hate u…we hate to read ur comments that makes us hate u more… u r not funny….but i will name the next shit i take after u…thanks

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786440649 Chris Arabian

                Interesting, you hate to read Paula's comments yet care enough to post a reply of your own. That tells me you actually LOVE to read Paula's comments so you can hate on them. Hmmmmmm … You hate Paula, but you care enough to name something from your body, something that was inside you, after her. I'd say you are repressing your true feelings for Paula… you secretly desire her!

            • Lauren_Gentle

              dont listen to the new comers hun. They havent learn to appreciate your presence yet.

              Chive On!

              you can eat my cat any day.

    • DeathByCherio

      troll bitch

  • Wakka

    Does the alley have a name? You could name him after the alley…

    Otherwise, I vote Monty.

    • dutchchivefan

      or name him alley

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786440649 Chris Arabian

        Alley as in Alley Cat … I LIKE IT!!!

  • Guessing I'm a guest

    Churray…a combination of Bill Murray and Chuck Norris…Excellent cat name

    • Ash

      I didn't see this before I posted. Awesome.

    • DaddyD

      Or Borris.

    • Broseidon

      Chuck Norris references are such a tired joke. If you really love them, let them die.

      • its_forge

        ^^ Totally that. Especially after Norris turned out to be an utter political asshat.

      • Narf

        The King of the Brocean has spoken.

  • name

    Name: Sir Pounce-a-Lot?

    • name

      Spelled "Ser Pounce-a-lot", sorry.

  • Z_b

    #9 tailed it

  • EdWoodNot

    #12.
    Name the cat………….. Seven
    Quite possibly the luckest cat in the World.
    Hi Paula.

    • EdWoodNot

      Typo.
      Quite possibly the luckiest cat in the World.

      • EdWoodNot

        OBTW.
        It's Caturday.
        FU SOB

    • EdWoodNot

      RIP Amy Winehouse
      Your talent will be missed.
      Rehab Baby !!!!!!

  • Melissa

    I like Henry. Is it a boy or a girl?

    • Broseidon

      "He’s so small that when he walked across my keyboard, it didn’t even type anything."

      >He

  • hsk1998

    Big Al

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White

      after the recently deceased powerlifter?

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    BTW thank you for ruining my saturday Mac! It's almost over and I thought we were going to make it trough without those allergy-inducing arrogant sneaky smelly shithead furry birdkilling bastards!!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • NebraskaGuy

      Paula, you have a very stinging wit, and your caustic comments are the spice that makes the Chive comments worth reading. But DAMN, why don't you like the furry little kittens??

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Allergic to them for starters. And they're arrogant; they think their owners are actually their slaves. I love dogs though, mostly because: they're not cats.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • its_forge

          Dogs have owners; cats have staff.

    • Coldzilla

      I dunno, maybe its me, but if they posted a thread entitled "Gaping wounds containing maggots and oozing puss" I probably wouldnt click on it….

      But I guess some people arent happy unless theyre complaining πŸ˜‰

      ** cue The_Truth ** LOL

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I have to, contract! Also I have to score thumbs down or I won't get any more Chive stickers.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Coldzilla

          LOL

          Well then, Chive on! πŸ™‚

        • Bill57

          you have to contract? i think you have already contracted swelled head and over infllated ego, i recommend a labotomy act fast!

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            You missed a comma there dear…

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – still better than missing a period though

    • Paul

      If you dont like them … why click on the post to begin with…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Why do you scratch a spot that aches?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to scratch

    • Sarah

      You know you don't actually have to click on the post right? No-one is forcing you to. Just because you don't like cats doesn't mean the rest of the world doesn't either. If you don't like it, then don't click on the bloody post and then complain about the fact that you did. Tis kinda silly to my simple mind.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        But… But… But I must click on the posts! I'm addicted! I must! John & Leo have enchanted me!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Welcome to the Hotel California, such a lovely place…

        • Bill57

          Dont worry they'd make an exception for you or of you after all … you are a prisoner here of your own devise

    • asdfg

      u are now at 69 dislikes, congrats πŸ˜‰

  • SweetAwesomeness

    Chester T. Bigglesworth is always a good one…

  • Natureboy

    His name is Columbo

  • Wizard of ustin

    since the cat has red hair …. Ginger

    • Gizzo
    • CapnMFingPlanet

      we have to see if it has a soul before we can do that

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