Construction: You’re doing it wrong (25 Photos)

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  • I keeps it real!

    yay American ingenuity!

    • McBeastie

      I don't think even half of these pics are from America.

      • M.Loaf

        Backhanded compliment of the year?

      • northerner

        Doubt if any are, judging from the surroundings of each. More like middle or Eastern Europe.

    • Some Guy

      Actually I think alot of these photos are from Europe.

    • RUUA

      mostly russian, I assume

      • PRN

        Totally Russian

    • davidM

      Do you feel like a unique snowflake by commenting about the US? You're not, princess. Move along before your stupidity becomes any more transparent.

      • Freddy Mercury

        i wonder how many guys you've actually called "princess" to their faces. probably as many as the teeth you've ended up losing.

        • davidM

          Ah, there you go. I still have all my teeth, so I must being doing something wrong. I guess I could actually be fighting real princesses (ergo being called a princess) or your assumption of teeth-to-princess ratio is off.
          Now had you said busted lips or a cracked nose, you would be closer to reality. But you wouldn't know anything about that.

    • purebeau69

      It looks like most of these are "owner changes" that happened after the building was already constructed. I've seen this happen so many times being in the architecture biz (floating doors, stairs to no-where, etc.). I've seen a toilets facing each other in a recently remodeled house. Breathes new life into the game "Battle-shits."

    • GREG

      correction dumbass

      YAY FOREIGN INGENUITY!

      • M.Loaf

        Do you realize, GREG, that without the comma you kind of just called yourself a dumbass?
        No, of course you wouldn't realize something like that.

        YAY GREG! You are the Correction Dumbass!

  • BOBBY SINCLAIR

    FIRST!

    DERP.

    • lol

      FAIL

      • BOBBY SINCLAIR

        LOL. you're a funny guy

      • dinotrain

        you fucking fail asshole

        • chris

          more like failhole

  • Leonel

    Hmm, I dont understand how #4 could be dangerous at all.

  • BOBBY SINCLAIR

    HA! #13 is redonkulis

    • al toid

      I'm pretty sure they need tunnels, for fat chicks.

      • drprepper

        this things clearly a collider. big tube that spins things around and slams em into each other

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1559343576 Krysta Lee

    #6 Ninja door….

    • SWa

      or you just gotta wait till the stairwell move back to the door again like in hogwarts

  • lol

    #23 is actually pretty awesome

    • hMMMM

      Game of Thrones, anyone? Ahhh…see what I did there? Best show on television right now btw Season 1 was SICK.

    • Wing Zero

      Why do you think it's called the "Throne"?

    • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

      That is exactly what I thought… I like to survey the land whilst dropping the deuce.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

      I want to poop there

      • Dr_Zoidberrg

        i dunno after a night of drinking it might be kinda dangerous

    • http://www.facebook.com/mdinh013 Minh Dinh

      what if you had diarhea and tripped on the way up. thats they first thing i thought haha

  • kshell25

    #23 The definition of throne!

    • NebraskaGuy

      My thoughts exactly!

      • rodrocks

        Mine too!

    • guest

      throne:
      –noun
      1. the chair or seat occupied by a sovereign, bishop, or other exalted personage on ceremonial occasions, usually raised on a dais and covered with a canopy.
      2. the office or dignity of a sovereign: He came to the throne by succession.
      3. the occupant of a throne; sovereign.

      • equalizermax

        Cool Story Bro!

    • ur-right

      THRONE!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000045240997 Stefan Dumitru

      Like a boss!

  • Shawn

    #18 ninja stairs !

    • alexri

      Ninjas don't use stairs

  • Nick_FTW

    #6 Looking for a Harry Potter platform 9 3/4 joke, but couldn't find one

  • NebraskaGuy

    #13 What's the point of this? lol

    • Shawn

      workout!

    • Syn

      I'm going to guess there is a Ventilation duct that needed to go between these rooms but instead of routing it through the drop down ceiling they went through the hallway? At least they made stairs over it right?

    • snoobs89

      its clearly a zombie obstacle.

      • NebraskaGuy

        Nice! 😉

    • ebits21

      Flood control?

      • Her

        It's a particle accelerator. Like the LHC, but smaller and more practical for use by a small team.

  • Kreol_Chivers

    #7 Ingenious !! If you want built a new floor, there is already a door to enter in !!

    • http://www.facebook.com/FightingCorsair Dave Gal

      The cake is a lie.

  • nojoke420

    #13 It was Professor X's only weakness.

    • Shawn

      this made me spill my coffee!!! haha

    • graham

      that would be a great trick to play on a cow

  • LOLOLOL

    #23 The throne is yours.

  • Pat

    #6 "and she's buying a stairway to He…" umm maybe not

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #22, Every sink should be this way.

  • LOLOLOL

    #23 The throne is yours, my lord.

  • rodrocks

    #15 someone help me out with this one.

    • Unhelpful

      No.

  • zhan

    this is Russia,
    and the whole post is taken from fishki(dot)net. how shameful CHIVE for no givving credits.
    this is russian entertainmetn website.

    • rodrocks

      Russia is doing it wrong.

    • Syn

      In Soviet Russia Wrong Build You!

    • Some Guy

      I'd say a good quarter or more of the pics on theChive I see on Reddit before they even make it to this site.

      • gocubsgo!

        Piss off! Reddit has the WORST webpage ever! Sooooooo lame. And who really gives a shit about CosPlay, whatever that shit is. FAIL!
        Chive ON!

        • Some Guy

          I'm not trying to comment on the the appearance of the site, just making a statement. TheChive ripps content from so many other sites. I see it else where 2 days in advace prior to it being on theChive.

          and I totally agree with Mike's comment from below:

          "The entire Chive website is a rip off of other websites with no credit ever given. How these guys have suckered people into making them enough money to have an office on Venice Beach by making a website of nothing but stolen content is beyond me. Bunch of morons making a bunch of slimballs rich. I am surprised they haven't been hit with multiple copyright infringement claims yet. "

          • The Dude

            (the week just started but) this the The Comment of The Week. hands down.

          • Zoom

            i don't think they're clever enough to sucker anyone. just completely oblivious of what unoriginal, uncreative hacks they are.

          • Paul

            I will never figure out why people keep coming back to a website that they bitch about over and over again… just go away.. and be happier…

          • Kelly

            Seems to me, the purpose of the Chive is to wade through thousands of pieces of crap all over the internet and pick sort of a "best-of" and present the funniest stuff here for our enjoyment. Tosh.O does the same thing on his show. It's a worthwhile endeavor and if it wasn't, there wouldn't be enough fans to keep them around. I don't have time to go check out Russian construction photos or trip through the clumsy design of Reddit. The Chive performs a service by doing this for me. If you don't think it's a worthwhile service, GET THE FUCK OUT.

        • MLB Fan

          P.S. The Cubs Suck!

  • rodrocks

    #1 We don't need no stink'n valve.

  • Birdhaus32

    #23 the King of Thrones

  • Biz02

    #16 – EXTREME Handicap Ramp!!!!

    • tongystunter

      outside the murder ball arena

  • Bill57

    #6 stairway to a parallel dimension

  • swampy

    13 is a containment wall in case a large storage tank in the facility ruptures. I’ve put some in just like that for vegetable oil processing plants.

  • kshell25

    1 is OSHA, BS at its best!

  • avokoulakian

    Holy shit its true.

    They ripped off the whole post and no credit given

    Shameful Chive!

    http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=92535

    • jmc

      I am sure that Fishki went out and took all these pictures themselves. Piss Off ya Wanker!!

    • Mike

      The entire Chive website is a rip off of other websites with no credit ever given. How these guys have suckered people into making them enough money to have an office on Venice Beach by making a website of nothing but stolen content is beyond me. Bunch of morons making a bunch of slimballs rich. I am surprised they haven't been hit with multiple copyright infringement claims yet.

      • Paul

        So you keep coming back here because…..?

        • Paul's Dad

          Quiet son, I'm waiting for your moms pics to show up in DAR, set them in last week.

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