Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/Juan.Guillermo.Chaves.F Juan Guillermo Chaves F

    ummm first?

    • bob the builder

      yes you are. fuck the haters.

    • http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

      need a medal?

      • DaddyD

        or a chest to pin it on?

    • Juan Guillermo Fag

      You fucking idiot…

    • Fred

      Juan be the first, and I think he be wako
      He should celebrate by eating a taco.

      Happy Monday Fellow Chives

    • http://twitter.com/CSmith0203 @CSmith0203

      well…at least he knows he's number Juan.

  • rocknrollguy

    I was scrolling & waiting for something funny out of this lot. Hey…am I first!? Who cares.:p

    • León Felipe

      nope, you are not

      • derp

        I believe that Juan Guillermo Chaves F is actually first, and should be highly commended for it.

  • Nobody

    #5 They grow up so fast

    • PeterPan

      But I stay the same age!

    • max


  • Malkintosh22

    #4 [insert joke about 'Hancock' and relate it to masturbation]

    • TheBAMFinater

      Hancock blocked

    • Schlippy Strokes

      huh? I don't see it?… boobies

    • w@w.com

      this one has been photoshopped, i can tell

    • dub

      Typical scene at a bar/club.

      Spot a hottie, but a cool black dude's already all over her.

    • Master_Rahl

      What? No "Awwww HELL Naw"

  • cjwhookid

    #17 Put me down for 5

    • splooge

      this bitch has no idea what she has gotten herself into

    • BelowHeavens

      I got a free hug for her…

      • lalalaaa~~

        okay so where were this and why the fuck am i not there

    • Rossco

      #17 I know EXACTLY where that is… Newport Beach, CA… about 6 blocks south of my parents beach house. I. AM. ON. MY. WAY. – And Ruby's burgers are just OK.

      • Hugh

        Which one is Ruby?

    • Rick

      Mouth hugs?

  • superchiveme

    #3 AMERICA Fuck Yea!!!

    • Dub

      america sucks donkey/elephant cock.

      • dub is a homo

        then get off our american website ass pirate

      • robsterling

        And we do it bigger and better than anybody and then sell the DVD at Wal-Mart!

      • fibonacci5150

        why? we invented Chinese food

    • dub (the real)

      Is this actually in America?

  • 2857

    floaters gonna float


  • DutchChiveFan

    #1 Topgear, beat that!

    • M6tt

      Oh they have… many times

    • arTee

      American Top Gear!..
      Why u no be half as good as British Top Gear?!

  • James

    #5 where's paedo bear?

    • NVKD

      with chuck norris and all the other memes who stopped being funny.

      • Chuck Norris


      • BelowHeavens

        Looks like someone didn't get enough love growing up

    • splooge

      probably the one who took the pic

    • tralfaz

      Is paedo bear the Mexican version.

      • Pedrobear

        That would be Pedrobear

        • max

          FUNNY ..CLAP CLAP

      • dub

        Paedo looks latin.

        Paedo Ursus

  • Patrick

    #2 Toy Story Win!

  • 氣青強

    #22 LOL

    • captainobvious

      I just got through some of the worst, saddest 4 days of my life .. then I saw this. thanks Bob, I needed to laugh again.

    • mitter78

      What kind of dog is the brown one that hits the bush?

      • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

        It's a cross between a Not-big-enough and a Too-little-elevation.

      • CapnMFingPlanet

        I believe its an American Derp Herder

  • jerkass


    • cjwhookid

      youre useless

    • bbqboobs

      How long did it take you to type first? Jesus Christ dude you're like the 30th post.

    • honk

      you're so far down, you're not going to get thumbs down as much as you deserve cuz no one will see you

  • 氣青強

    #17, but i bet there would have to be a time limit…

    • robsterling

      That's o.k. It wouldn't take me long anyway.

    • LCLA

      There's always a catch.

  • laxcat36

    #17 yes please

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000829687118 Cedric Schlosser

      For the next 5 hours..

  • jerkass

    Not 1st. : (

  • MigraineBoy

    #3 This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

    • craigarlen

      This is my rifle, this is my gun.
      This is for fighting, this is for fun…

    • CapnMFingPlanet

      semper fi

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000214752111 Armando Navarro

    #17 I want a hug from the girl on the left!

    • tralfaz

      mind the gap.

    • bunedoggle

      Her hugs cost money.

  • Raaandy

    #21 Game of Thrones is fucking amazing

    • JPC

      Fuck yes. I just hate that Sean Bean always has to die in the first of everything.

      • Daith_Lee

        I know right….I thought maybe this time, "Boromir" can catch a win….NOPE. Great show though…

        • tralfaz

          I'am starting to think he's like one of the red shirt guys from Star Trek.

    • SherbertGnome

      it was until all the good actors died

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1430738200 Sumer Gill

    SILLY PUPPY!!!!!!

  • Cooter than U

    all the bastards here are so sad and sexually-frusterated that they want to even just HUG a girl. sad.

    • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

      Cool story bro. Nice sentence structure. "sexually-frusterated" is a personal favorite of mine.

      • NeYo

        LoL, "that they want to even just hug a girl," i"m going to start using that.

      • tralfaz

        He tried to sound it out, with a pensive look on his face.

    • ImpressMe

      I see you are here…right at the head of the line…..isn't your inflatable date getting lonely?

    • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

      Chive is FULL of such losers ,just see the replies ,pathetic comebacks ,the nerds are in great strength here ,the chive and its whores provide them fresh fap material daily so they wait silently in their basements for the pics to see the outside world.

      • Fred

        Yo "truth" why you be bein' such a bitch?
        If I ever saw u in line at a comik book store, or gettin' pizza I'd slap u in the face
        and take your food too.

        BTW – your use of commas is appalling.

        • ????

          with that many commas, and the right voice, he could sound, a little like, alan, rickman.

      • SherbertGnome

        AND NOTHING CAN STOP THE FAP TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • BelowHeavens

        Truth is…There's a run on run on sentences here. Get yours before we run out

      • honk

        i live in the Caribbean and i am one of those nerds in great strength

      • nerd

        The fact that you used nerd in a derogatory manor suggests that you view intelligence as a bad thing. Therefore anything you have to say would simply be the fodder spewed from the mind of well, not a nerd.

    • BelowHeavens

      He's just mad he can't get it up. So now he's taking his "sexually-frustreted" self out on us…

      • Patches

        He's actually got a point though… she's a probably-slightly-above-average looking girl in a tshirt and guys are going mental with the "OMG YES I'LL TAKE 17 HUGS LOL OMG" comments. I'm just surprised there hasn't been the usual "OMG FIND HER CHIVE!" comments that always appear whenever an average looking girl's photo is posted.

        • BelowHeavens

          I mean no doubt the're above average. But there's a much better less trolling way to point that out. I must say though that they are deff cute and I wouldn't complain. But also many of the comments are jokes and not people freaking out about it. The Truth and Cooter can't seem to chill out and just let it go…and in life it's the little things

          • dub

            I think it has to do with the abnormal more than anything. Most ladies holding the "Free Hug" signs aren't 'above-average' so seeing a couple that are kind of blows our minds.

            Imagine having a sexy lunch lady in high school — same thing.

    • Robert Plant

      watch, all the grammar-nazi faggots are going aren't going to shut the hell up up because you mis-spelt "frustrated", 'cause they know you're right. bunch of faggots.

      • Robert Plant

        C WUT I DID THAR grammar nazi-faggots?

        • tralfaz

          Angry much?

    • evad

      grammar nazi ? in this day ? fucktard


    #5 No booze?


    #5 Where's the booze?

    • CSaphire

      its a dry party

      • dub

        Hence all the dry humping.

    • max


  • Dr_Zoidberrg

    #10 she is still sexy

    • duh


      Ummm, no…

    • Cooter than U

      no she isn't.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Um, nope, not really. She's just a kid.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1526975101 Arnold Adalbert Kiss

    the last one killed me 🙂

    • Burb

      And yet you came back from the dead to post this message.

  • Stevo

    #12 reminds me of that 'bubbling' trend. That died out fast.

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