It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (39 Photos)

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  • Krysta Lee

    #39… sounds like my Dad… =/

    • DeRaNgEd

      Dont worry its all dads who feel this way

    • Pani Booyah

      Sounds like it'll be me too πŸ˜€

    • dub

      Krysta, I'm in the market for a new enemy.

      Your dad sounds like a worthy one.

    • Damn you, puberty!!!

      I saw a young girl just like this at Home Depot. I'm going to hell!

    • afgooey

      the question is, what are your views on premarital sex?

      • Krusherx

        My daughter is only 11 months old and I know the first snot nosed punk she brings home is going to have a rough time πŸ˜€

        • Jawbone

          And in return she'll get fucked EXTRA hard, tough guy.

  • Tommy Jones

    #31 Stop the planking madness!!!

    • Pete Mitchell

      we need an owling version of this move with a chick instead of a dude

    • Andrew Ward

      Been there, done that.

  • rodrocks

    #14 That's gonna leave a mark.

    • Evelyn Ponce Quintero

      actually i think it may take two away…

    • Jeremy

      How do you piss with all that tape?

      • lalalaaa~~

        very very good question
        now you got me curious as well

        • northerner

          Be nice if she'd show us…just a thought…

    • equalizermax

      Actually… that's gonna hurt

      • Gonna Says

        Actually… No shit. That's what leaving a mark would imply.

    • Morgan

      She probably took a pair of underwear, put duct tape on it, and then put the underwear on………………..

  • Brian King

    #14 Usually duct tape fixed everything, not so much in this case!

    #39 SO TRUE!!!!

  • rodrocks

    #39 T.R.O.U.B.L.E.

    • crowebar360

      I don't trust anyone without a belly button…

      • Steveystevesteve

        She's obviously a robot. A very very well designed robot.

    • Lemmy


  • owlsman

    i was like -.- and 😦 then i saw #5 made me go xD

  • Fireman Matt

    This is awesome & I love you with my whole entire heart Chive. My life is empty & hollow withut you.

    • ...

      you need to get out more dude.

    • GUEST

      Hahaha ,all the losers here are the same , the so called chivers really need to get a life.

      • JDub

        except here you are checking for new posts and commenting like the rest of us "losers"
        I normally try hard not to let stupid people's comments piss me off, but I'm so sick of hypocrical asshole retards like yourself talking shit. My guess is Fireman Matt was kidding but at least it was slightly funny. You are a tool and if you don't like this site or somebodys attempt at a joke then GTFO.
        Fuck you douche bag

        • Ha.Ha.

          This. How do you justify negatively commenting and shitting on the website that you visit the most? Just don't get how if you don't like the site, you still keep coming back to it…"all the Chivers" this and that…WHAT THE FUCK, YOU ARE A CHIVER IF YOU VISIT THIS SITE AT LEAST ONCE A DAY, LET ALONE ONCE AN HOUR.

          • toby

            I went to disney land so am i a cartoon character now ? Or ur mom went to hooters so is she a whore now ? Chivers are not only losers but they are dumber than a door knob.

            • jasgat

              Hey Toby… Want to thank you on behave of all the Chivers for making absolutely no fucking sense on your comment.. Also, in the future you might want to use spell check… You tool…

              • Robert Plant

                "Also, in the future you might want to use spell check."

                on "behave" of all grammar-nazis, shut the fuck up. faggot.

            • Ha.Ha.

              How am I supposed to argue against that? Are you in grade school still? I don't usually slap kids, but…

              • dub

                Slapping kids isn't normal. But on meth it is.

            • Phondo

              well said.

          • Robert Plant

            i don't know. why does the chive keep making posts pertaining to justin bieber #1 or twilight even though they supposedly hate them? shouldn't they just ignore them if they don't like them? WHAT THE FUCK, YOU ARE A TWIHARD OR A BELIEBER IF YOU FEATURE POSTS ON THEM AT LEAST ONCE A DAY, LET ALONE AN HOUR. it's obvious the chive and the chivers have some fandom obsession with them. bunch of faggots.

      • Foosbah


    • Fireman Matt

      Gez man, I was just joking around & expressing my love for The Chive. I think I'm done doing that now.

  • Tokabwl

    #20 I wish you could just de-thaw them when you needed them : ) … Just kidding Ladies.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      how fucking petite is this girl? #20
      or is that a ginormous freezer?

      • who knew

        Judging by the cans on top she is tiny but looks to have a nice rack.

    • hMMMM

      Is that Britney Spears???

    • JacksonMcNasty

      If you "de-thaw" something, aren't you just freezing it?

      • Rattata

        LOL… ur right

    • Miles Davis

      Their hearts are already frozen…

  • theonehodge

    #16 she's clearly smuggling something sharp…

    • Phil Zawarus

      or cold

      • the elusive

        or very bouncy and soft…

    • Gutterville

      Don't worry guys I've got this one!!!

    • Alperen

      Or one of most dangerous weapons in human history…

      • Alperen

        Sorry. Forgive my immatureness…

  • Kreol_Chivers

    #18 … PedoBear's friend ??

    • Ha.Ha.

      Hairy Bear?

  • NebraskaGuy

    #14 Best use of Alabama Chrome I've seen yet!
    #39 Lordy, that'd get me in trouble!

    • steve

      alabama chrome…..LOL !

    • eo2

      'bama chastity belt

  • keinbockaufnamessuche


    She seems…young. Damn, I think it started 😦



    • Lisa

      The Dad in this picture died while surfing. He was 35. I bet he lived more in those 35 years than you ever will.

      • Ha.Ha.

        Who is that?

        • Super Trooper

          Sion Milosky

      • dub

        He probably lived right around the same amount of time as anyone else who died at 35.

        What's with the personal jab anyways? You seems to be bitch. yes.

        • HAHSO


        • Lisa

          For Dub, HAHSO & LVKVN,

          Here is what I meant about Mr. Milosky & the amount of living that he did in his 35 years.

          I know people who've lived to their 80's. They didn't do anything remarkable. Just existed. I know a young woman who is only 17 but has significantly changed the community that I live in, because she truly lives instead of waiting for life to happen. She seeks it out. She has a medical condition that could kill her at any moment, epilepsy, but she doesn't let it stop her from living. That's what I believe this father did. He looked for adventure and unfortunately died doing what he loved. Anyone that sees this picture and immediately thinks that a shark is going to gobble the baby up, instead of seeing what an awesome time she's having, well, in my humble opinion, they aren't living. I didn't call HAHSO any names. I just made a comment. You don't like it, don't read it. Sheesh.

          As for me being a hungry bitch.

          1. I'm 5'10" tall when I'm barefoot (in the kitchen making sandwiches or not).
          2. I usually weigh around 156 pounds. I don't know or care what that makes my body mass index. All I know is that I feel healthy & strong.
          3. If being called a bitch on the internet is the worst thing that happens in my day, I'm having a fan-fucking-tastic day. πŸ™‚

          Enjoy your chiving. πŸ˜‰

          • HAHSO


            • Lisa

              Whatever. Go back to your cave and lick your troll warts off already will ya? πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚ Chiving on to Hump Day. πŸ™‚

              • HAHSO


                ENJOY YOUR OWN CHIVING.o.0

                • Lisa

                  Here HAHSO, google this term: "Thinking off."

                  There's no plastic any where. Don't hurt yourself trying to wrap either of your heads around the idea. While you're thinking, carry the thought further. Women who can do this with their minds, imagine where things go when there's touching, kissing, skin on skin contact. Again…don't hurt yourself thinking…maybe some day if you hold your tongue just right, you'll see something like this on tv. Most people think it's fake…like unicorns…it's not. At all. πŸ˜‰ lol

                  As far as responding, fighting on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. (I have a kid who rode the short bus, so haters, kma. I can joke if I want.)

                  Enjoy your little world HAHSO. I'm moving on. πŸ˜‰

                  • HAHSO


                  • Paul

                    I think it funny that you actually keep coming back to THIS post to see if someone replied to you. Its not like you got an email telling you someone answered back to your shit.

      • LVKVN

        stop being a bitch to people you don't know for no reason.

        • Lisa

          By the way, the best definition of bitch I've ever seen, and the one I think of whenever someone calls me this is: Beautiful Individual That Creates Hard-ons. So call me a bitch all you want. I'll just smile. πŸ˜‰

  • EdWood

    That's sic.

  • itsobvious

    #3 Your Typical Chivette

    • BaJezzus

      itsobvious you're the typical idiot. gtfo btw

      • toby

        itsobvious that your mom banged her brother bajezzus. Inbreeding needs to stop.

    • dub

      This Oompa Loompa would be exiled from the factory for eating the product.

    • Tron



    #38 Am a chiver and i love skinny anorexic whores.

    • dub

      Woot. Me too!

    • ...

      And i love fat meatballs, maby cuz im from america

  • truth

    #35 He is definitely a Chiver

    • Bulldog

      fuck yeah One Piece!!

    • Them

      Everything he could ever want in One Piece.

      • Bawb

        Truly the Princess Bride of animes. It's got everything.

  • Nick_FTW

    #17 Win!!!

  • @TwistedTool

    Who is #39 ? ❀

    • Bill57

      why she is all of 14 years old, nothing but trouble.

    • Lemmy

      Lady jailbait

  • hMMMM

    #36 HAD ME DYING! Thanks for this on a Monday morning! It's hot as fuck!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #13 are we clear, number one?
    #29 bacon is never ruined, it makes everything better!

    • bab

      #29 bacon and asparagus is goddamn delicious!!

      • Terry

        And makes your piss smell special.

  • amen

    R.I.P the people killed in Norway. What a sad event. Winehouse had it coming though.

    • b.o.l

      Does not apply to this post


    #32 Doesn’t matter. i’d still tap that.


    #32 Doesn't matter. i'd still tap that.

    • Gills

      This girl is not in the show.

      • Brian Latimer

        What show and who is she?

  • endlesssummerkid

    R.I.P. Sion Milosky #2

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