Quidditch invades college campuses (24 Photos)

"There are two types of people in the world. People that contribute to society, and people that think Harry Potter is real"
-Mark Twain

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  • rebel

    *sigh*

    • Burb

      I'm not one to pick on nerds, shit I was one in high school and still kind of am, but fuckin' A if this isn't some of the gayest shit out there!

      • Mr. Capita

        I don't want to live on this planet anymore

      • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

        I hear ya Burb and I used to play Magic: The Gathering

    • crowebar360

      I see your "*sigh*" and raise it a solid face palm.

      • http://www.facebook.com/evelyn.ponce Evelyn Ponce Quintero

        add shaking head looking down with disappointment at human race

    • unionjack

      White people…

      • Foosbah

        i don't care how many thumbs down your comment gets, i can't imagine any other ethnicity doing something this rhetorically stupid.

        • CAMO4eva

          minus the asian in there at one point oh and lumping all white people together is stupid one whitey that is from america around the kentucky area is nothing like the white people in australia or the brits or even the white people in canada i mean seriously i don't understand how white people can be hated on as a whole when if we were a whole we would be self hating. I personally hate most reality tv white people because thats what the world sees the most of and they are all fucking retarded where as most normal americans lead boring lives full of chiving and secretly wishing they were on reality tv and a millionaire

  • CarTuned

    Sporty LARP?

    • r@f

      #10 MOAR

  • avokoulakian

    #13 FIND HER!!

    • Ferret

      yes find her… a larger mask

      • Anacott Steel

        or find her…still at the bar waiting for some1 to bring her home after everyone else is gone….

    • LoveGifs

      No.

    • cincy o

      The way she handles that broom stick must really excite you……

    • max

      OOOK!!…I AM ASSUMING YOU DID NOT GET IT GUYS AND ALSO ASSUMING YOU NEVER WENT TO A COMEDY SHOW EITHER.

      • TheInstructor

        I thought it was funny max

      • Kelly

        Why you say "oook"

        • max

          ok but with a lot of o's?

    • Feverdream777

      She's locked in my basement, reading a book…

    • Jason

      I'm assuming you meant #10

    • Jack Mehoff

      You can find her at the next Kentucky derby.

  • Stick

    Don't care, seems fun. Looks like Ultimate/Team Handball.

    • DrROBOTO

      Haters gonna hate.Specially the new breed of chivers. These are the same guys obsessing over their fantasy football in fall.

  • http://twitter.com/ADavis41 @ADavis41

    Do they also cry when someone kicks them in the shin?

    • afgooey

      what about when they get the stick end of that broom their eye?

  • max

    #13 please find her!!!!!

    • Ferret

      yes find her… a better reason to live…

    • crowebar360

      ….then burn her.

  • Htisss

    Retarded running around with sticks between your legs.

    • lee

      practically every dude with an awkward boner

  • Dan

    Really? Mark Twain said that, huh? I can't tell if it's a joke or not.

    • Wade`

      Mark Twain died in April 1910. If you still cannot tell, then may Gof have mercy on your soul.

      • irish

        i don't know which is more tragic, the guy who doesn't know Mark Twain didn't say that or the guy who ruined a wonderfully sarcastic comment with a typo.

        • Dan

          Holy shit. My comment was sarcastic. The comment replying to mine was not. I can't tell if it's a joke because I wouldn't put it past the chive staff to think Mark Twain actually said it.

          • Randy Marsh

            You're too clever for the rest of us

          • ChiveCentral

            Dan, don't forget 99% of those who frequent this website have the maturity level of a 9th grader.
            Those 99% will now engage in thumbing down my comment.
            The other 1% will move on …

            • Phondo

              100% agree.

    • Kay

      oh God… seriously? I don't even know what to say… I feel sorry for you, Dan

      • Nnfknb

        why feel sorry for him? you're the chiver.

  • rebel

    I would assume racking-related injuries are pretty prevalent.

    • fuzzybeard2016

      Cruciatus Testes!

  • Owen Smithers

    Yeah……..no.

    • Dumbledore

      You're seriously disappointing me, chivers. All this is is a bunch of people having fun on their own time, and you guys are shitting all over it. So what if it's potter related? Anyone calling this gay or retarded has obviously never seen an actual game–it's a strenuous game if you want to play hard, and just a ton of fun if all you want to do is throw shit at your friends. I didn't think the Chive would be so callous toward people having a good time.

      • Robert Plant

        shut the fuck up, fag.

  • sheoncebelieved

    G

    • HAHSO

      YOU

      • Rightclicksaveas

        it

    • Scrote 'em!

      Spot?

    • Foosbah

      A

    • tom

      Y

  • ale

    I love HP… but this is so wrong…

  • Vantastic

    #22…what the hell is that coming out of those shorts????

    • Narf

      Big ball of poop.

    • LoveGifs

      Backwards ballsack.

    • eo2

      One balled scrotum?

    • #387

      The brown snitch!

    • superchiveme

      she forgot to put her big black toy away.

    • Master_Rahl

      she has the weirdest boner, right now

    • Manuel

      That's the Snitch. No kidding.

  • sheoncebelieved

    A

    • HAHSO

      ARE

    • Phondo

      Y

  • sheoncebelieved

    Y

    • HAHSO

      CORRECT

    • asdpf

      too slow

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gingergreek Pani Booyah

    Fucking put the ball down and kick the fucking thing you idiots

    • ...

      nah…soccer is just as gay.

  • Seldi84

    #16 Can you find the girl on the left?

    Please, I'll be your best friend.

    • Foosbah

      only if you can find higher standards.

      • tom

        damn beat me to it

  • Dr_Zoidberrg

    takes the best part of the game out, the whole flying thing

    • Northman

      Without flying, this is just broom ball.

  • Major Rocker

    #10 At first I was like "Find Her", then I remembered the topic and was like "Why the f%ck would I want to do that?"

    • phuphu

      Because she knows how to ride a stick

      • Major Rocker

        Trust me, I doubt a chick who seriously plays a fake sport from a Potter movie puts out.

        • http://www.facebook.com/cody.a.crawford Cody Crawford

          I'll give it a go. Find her!

    • R2G Fan

      Because she may not mind that you still live in your parents basement.

      • Major Rocker

        Military here guy. #1, I'm 37. #2. I'm fighting for my country. #3 Learn how to take a joke.

        • Major Rocker

          Damn tags. Sorry about that all.

        • Vince

          STFU

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    Seriously this happens?

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    So many photo shop opportunities, so little time.

  • Do0zer

    #4 Looks like they are all running around holding their junk……

    • the elusive

      gross

      • Do0zer

        I know! I wish I could unsee this whole post……

  • Brian King

    If Emma Watson participated, it would be cool…. otherwise, lame.

    • Wilson

      She's too cool to do harry potter things. Sometimes, she gets so mad she drops out of great schools.

      • Master_Rahl

        10 Points to Wilson-dor!!!

  • Yessir

    Um. Hey guys, I think they FLY when they play quidditch. Not the same.

  • Harry Potter is gay

    Ugh… NOT chiveworhy.

    • eo2

      New pinnacle of srupidity for us to mock

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