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Blonde hits just about every car you never wanna hit (10 Photos)

July 26, 2011 | In: Auto, FAIL, Funny

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k.l.

someone's sugar-daddy gonna be pissed

Gutterville

Im sure if the sugar daddy can afford that car, I think the inurance won't be a problem
nice driving barbie

and guys insurance is higher because??

Pat

Blondie, Why you drive like Asian??

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1156350372 Kuba Wrobel

That's just adding insult to injury hah
http://www.gfys.org/ yu sak

Pat ,why do you suck dick ?
Pat is a loser

Ham racism. Very clever.

hardcoreparkour

Yea. No kidding. As much as I like the Chive, a lot of the commenters are racist, or at the very least approve of such comments. I guarantee that I get thumbs down like the above comment, but just saying the truth. Get over it.

snowbird

Not racist… just funny motherfuckers… chive on!
anonnnnn

maybe you should go to another website if it offends you or you dont like it. And i really dont think its racist to point out asians are bad drivers. Were i live they are terrible. You move from another country and the roads, cars, driving styles, and traffic rules are different your are gonna have a hard time driving. point of the story is some stereotypes are true

hardcoreparkour

And that's how racism and stereotypes are perpetuated. By people saying, if you don't like it, go somewhere else. Do you have statistics to back up that Asians are worse drivers than Hispanics, African Americans, or Caucasians. Just because you remember Asians as being worse drivers doesn't make it so. And if you wan to go from personal experience, Caucasians are hands down the worst drivers on the road. Every accident I've been in, had been the fault of a Caucasian.

Tyrone Shulaces

Good point, we black people suck at driving too. Especially the sistas always doin 90 weaving from middle to slow lane and back.
Them

So you caused every accident you've ever been in? Props, man.

Jaives

not Filipinos though. we're the only asian country that drives on the right side like americans.

tjk

Koreans do too.
Jack

You really haven't been around Asia much, have you?

Pat

It was a frickin Joke… How the hell do you know that I am not Asian myself.

OC Asian

Man, I AM Asian and for the most part it's true. It saddens me, but it's true. *buries face in hands*

dOOb

quit being such a bitch. I'm afraid to even look at someone of another race for fear of being called a "racist".

Are ALL Asians shitty drivers? NO… but a very large number ARE shitty drivers. That doesn't make me racist… just makes me observant.

That's like calling me racist for saying more black people end up in prison for shooting up other blacks in "the hood" (am I racist for not calling them African Americans)?

I'm a white dude, and let me tell you… in my experience watching/reading the news, the most fucked up, child molesting serial killers tend to be WHITE trailer trash. Does that make me racist??? I don't think so…

Ass Grease

You are lame.
Its a joke

Same thing as claiming this girl crashed because she is blonde and shouldn't have left the kitchen…

SKEWED

***Brondie, Y U Drive rike a Me?*** FIXED!

bigdeal

lmfao

japa-nice

we invented drifting. you're welcome

randy

drifting is just controlled crashing

Crazylegz

she shouldn't have left the kitchen!

Elbie

bedroom

dave

cage
Mister H.

or under the desk…

Mister H.

best uo to now…
Zach

She was going to the store to get more eggs, milk and bread.

Jay

Details of the incident?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1267841965 Krzysztof Romot

lol

http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

Damn, must have been a good comment if it was deleted by the admin…

Travis gremillion

Fuckin gestapo up in here

OGMrWhite

Damn 143p 20 thumbs up and deleted by an administrator. wtf did he say?

I'm in just in case Chive screen shots it

superpooper

Comment so epic it gets deleted! ontherun1989 wins today.

@bunkerpunkk

Damn, those cars combined cost is roughly $1,059,000. That is a whole new level of pissed off.

BamBam

Insurance Company: You have just been dropped!
Paul

That’s one expensive BJ

http://www.facebook.com/drawingbored Patrick Wichert

please god tell me there is a video of this!
DCV

That honey badger just doesnt give a shit.

Randy

I lol'd, but how is this related?

Gremilsis

GDel

haha honey badger, everyone loves the honey badger

Screwdriver

Ok…..who gave her a drivers license?

Bryan

The guy she slept with at the DMV
dave

Korea

Verbal_Kint

A Bentley, Porsche, Aston Martin and a Ferrari. The insurance companies are gonna have fun with this one. Not to mention the she'll likely be sued for the depreciation on the value of the cars. Holy shit…

Beerad

Exactly — insurance will "fix" the damage, but the car is now recorded as having been in an accident — in effect killing it's resale value. That's $100K in depreciation for the cars she wasn't driving… I hope she loses her license and whoever is keeping her finds a gold-digger that can drive…
IronM

and the white Benz!

hMMMM

not really worth mentioning with all the other cars on that list.

mith

She dosen't care. Hell she has no clue what she has just done. All she's going to do is get down on her knees and do what she does best and have someone else pay for it all.
sha

Mostly just going to be sued, most cars like that aren't insured as within 1-2 years the premiums would cost more than the car. Granted the lawyers involved probably charge more per hour than the cars will be worth. Suga daddy going to be pissed

disturbed

Blonde woman that's also a bad driver? Scandal!
gongshow04

#10 "is the valet gonna come out soon to get the keys?"
Tuttified

This hurts my heart. Being a hottie makes up for most things – this NOT being one of them.

truth

think SHE is worthy of being a Chivette?

shaka

#9 I would like to see a front view, but from what I can see from behind………….

Kevin

I like that girl from behind too
zym

Seriously. Add her to the find list.
http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

yeah! thats what im thinking too!

jakubwrobel

Someone should just kill her…

keepinitreal

I know just the method I'd use…I'd let her pick the position though because I'm merciful like that.
justsomedude

what? hell no, why would you do that? It's just money… license rebuking would work (I wonder how in the world did she get a license in the first place…) everyone makes mistakes, I'm sure you wouldn't want to get killed because of yours.

Andrew

Nailed it!

http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

Just like every car on the street.

ACC

FIND HER!

http://www.gfys.org/ Pat Overton

and then punch her in the cooter.

http://sno0bs.wordpress.com snoobs89

#9 i wouldnt mind a gallery of her getting rear ended.

the_junglist

+1 The girl in black – - Find Her!

CarTuned

Why am I not that surprised?
JKM

I wanna hit her, not the cars.
Bleeding_Gums_Murphy

#10 am i clear on the left side???

Bleeding_Gums_Murphy

i have failed the chive with the double post
http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

Like A Glove-a B)

JohnnyRugby

I want to laugh, cry, bang her and kill her.

Where was this?
olfisheye

bumper cars…you're doing it wrong
grrregg

Hurts just to look at this.
TSM

#3 #4 #6 Where the hell are they? Looks like fucking chaos

dac

Looks like Rodeo Dr. to me.

Brad

I think it's Monaco…

Michael

monaco.. in front of the casinò

dom

yea, Monte Carlo Casino.

acoustrix

"Did I just get a text? I thought I felt my phone vibrate."
http://www.facebook.com/michael.calvillo3 Michael Calvillo

Your doing it right ?

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