• Chubby

    I am first-y.

    • Lisa

      Congratulations. Next mission. Get off the chive and go find someone to have sex with so you don't care about popping fictional cyber cherries. ;) Good luck. :)

      • Chubby

        I would go get laid, but then my Chive status would be revoked.

  • KyleRetrato

    #13 Epic view is epic.

    • tttjjj

      Comrie and Hilary Duff

    • therage

      he's not lookin at her.

      • KyleRetrato

        I am.

    • Jelly Donut

      Epic constant overuse of epic is not epic…..epic…epic….epic….epic….epic…..epic……epic……

  • greentape

    wtf, these dont even cover a 1/4 of my wallpaper :S

    • Someone

      agreed – are we doing something wrong?

      • Cristi_P

        Click on an image once, then from the individual photo page, click on it again, it opens the plain jpg. I tried three photos, and overall, bit disappointing – 1024×768, 1400×800, 1600×1000. A standard high-resolution wallpaper format would be best – 1600×1200, 1920×1080, etc.

        • Verbal_Kint

          some 1920×1200 would be nice too..

        • zoidbert

          2560 x 1440 for me, but I digress. And I should because I'm wearing orthopedic shoes.

          • Cristi_P

            That's not a monitor, that's a cinema screen ;)

    • tralfaz

      You need a smaller screen.

    • Queue

      Agreed. Still too damn small.

  • sexualniner


    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=776740181 Michel Payette

      is what you love to suck on.

      • Fishheads

        woot…Hey sexualniner, this ^ homo made you look like a homo

    • PieceofMind

      This isn't your Christmas wish list…
      And besides – you're early… (as you've probably been told many times).

  • Lisa

    Bob, I love that you don't sleep. #3, #8, #13 & #15. Good work. ;)

    • CAMO4eva

      You keep me up late at night bob my wife just walked in and asked why I had been up this late chiveing and I said new posts and she said MOVE OVER- lmfao

      • Lisa

        Awesome Camo! Bob…you're keeping couples together. :) Awwwwww. lol!! :)

  • cjwhookid

    #11 …Whore

    • misainzig

      Which is the whore? I assume the chicken since it's a… chick.

      • equalizermax

        The cow, because his a cow

    • http://www.gfys.org/ phuk yu


  • jpp407

    #15 I would have dominated at this!

    • Pissed off Badger

      I'd be the one with the bat and shield!

      • Catbra

        I'd have already been caught and turned into a zombie!
        Awesome wallpaper, looks great on the laptop

    • absolutcarcrazy

      This is how it went down every day at recess in my head….

    • Dr_StrangePants

      if you think a lil too much, this one's pretty dark.
      but i said screw, it's mine now

    • Survived

      I would have totally pushed those girls down and made a run for it. Holding that position is futile.

  • graham

    #17 we evolve into halo characters…?

    • Shawn

      yes… yes we do!

    • Jake

      I hope

    • McBeastie

      the fish after the asteroid is unnecessary.

      • Them

        It's a quip about the decade-old finagle in which a report claimed mankind came from fish.

        • Ferret

          everything came form the sea

      • Ferret

        Yes! Mamals survived.

  • rozzza

    woo hooo!!!! thanks,Chive :)))) I made #16 ^^

    • CuriousGeorge

      I would have named it "Super Trooper".

    • http://www.facebook.com/madgett Dave Madgett


  • http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

    #5 Petra, well done….i.e. place from Indiana Jones.

    • Snuffy

      "You chose wisely"

    • Corsica

      Good thing you only know this because of Indiana Jones….keep giving yourself the facepalm, you deserve it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000488587634 Moweed Alin

    #17 Fk you evolution, I'm not doing the same mistake again!

    • zoidbert

      Someone needs to make one of these out of BSG characters and set it up as a mobius loop.

  • Matt

    Still not legit wallpaper size.

  • houtini

    Well done, Chive. It was about fuckin' time you uploaded some decent sized pics. I took #3

    • YouGotGay

      Says the guy with the old CRT

    • bigdeal

      fucking love paul rudd

  • james

    Every Wall paper album just makes my week, thanks and Chive on

  • http://www.gfys.org/ bill murray

    The Chive meet up – Perfect place for all the nerds to interact with skanks. Good job chive ,you are the reason the losers here feel like they have a life.

    • Bill57

      this is obviously NOT the real Bill f^ckin Murry

      • NebraskaGuy

        Yep, Mr. Murray is way cooler than this guy!

        • KDL:LSS

          And certainly way too cool to be a Chiver.

    • lol

      ..and dont forget creepy losers that jack it to 'chivettes' every day and make pathetic comments because theyve never seen a real vagina in real life

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000438350852 Elliot Atkinson

        And REALLY don't forget about the awesome dudes who troll other sites that they supposedly don't like…Because everyone knows that's what really gets the ladies.

  • Batman

    #15 is an epic wallpaper that i had a while back, KIDS LAST STAND!!!

  • NateyTheGreaty


    That damn abominable snowman from Ski-Free always scared the crap out of me as a kid, so I played Chip's Challenge instead.

    • Colin_

      I spent way to much time playing Chip's Challenge. I was never good at Ski-Free anyways.

  • Didas42

    why no 1600×900? This is no different from the way it was before!

  • http://www.lucasdelaporte.fr Lucas

    #7 is in Nantes, West of France.

    • Vince

      For all Americans, France is in Europe.

      • Chiveroni

        We know, we go there now and then to bail you out when you fuck things up.

    • MikeK

      I don't know why, but wow. That is pretty cool…

  • Gaz

    Maybe i'll use some of these pictures the day they will have the resolution of 2011's computer screens wallpapers.

    • Fleeb


  • lol

    #10 = goatse cloud?

  • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

    Paula`s dad touched her ,no wonder she/he is so messed up.

  • TheProperStranger

    #1 Thanks, now I can never go back in the water…

  • Tony

    When God has an orgasm

  • Henrik

    #12 I'm probably not the only one who wants to know if the clock actually works on this.

    • Kriamjo

      I'm assuming it does. It looks like all of the info at the top is made from custom widgets. Looks like the location for the weather was blurred out. The coins looks like disk usage. So I'd say, yeah it all works, and it's awesome.

    • http://www.facebook.com/rushwd0 Will Rush

      It is actually my desktop, originally posted on reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/wallpapers/comments/iptml… The blurred portion is actually the user name and you can read how to do it in the comments, and yes everything on there is dynamic.

    • http://www.facebook.com/rushwd0 Will Rush

      Also I didn't put this on here glad to see my things make them through when some one else submits them

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