Russian mail order brides add theCHIVE to cart (29 Photos)

We all have our hobbies. Some people like to collect stamps. I prefer to spend my free time drinking bourbon and fantasy shopping for Ukrainian mail order brides. I've linked to some of my favorites in the past. One site in particular has noticed.

Browsing has turned to buying for a few Chivers (I'm told) and with some of the talent that's out there, I don't really blame them. Russian women are spectacular.

  • The_Redevil

    Desperate girls who are trying to escape to our not so wealthy shores (14 trilion in debt) and guys who are desperate to get laid for the first time. A match made in heaven (or at least in a MasterCard).

  • Todd S.

    Man i wonder if one of them would just like to get hitched,but only for a year.And a year of nothing but crazy ass sex.And if we fall in love well we stay hitched.But if not she got what she wanted and i got what i wanted.Gonna have to do some research on this.

  • Ben

    I think #1 and #15 are the same girl

  • mihaela

    Tinere singure si dornice de noi cunostinte cautam parteneri de viata pentru relatii serioase sau doar o aventura,vino acum sa vorbim online pe SUPERFEMEI.NET si poate ne vedem in oras.

  • go4brendon

    heh russian spies ey

  • gdm426

    #3 & #18 are the first ones i've seen i've actually thought were hot

  • Oh Yeah

    That's it, I'm moving to Utah, becoming a Mormon and starting a collection!

  • Mike_T

    Everyone realizes how fucking easy it is to photoshop some text into an image right? I don't believe the chive has ever been on the lips of any of these women. The amount of time spent trying to convince people that the chive is cool makes this just about the most uncool site in the universe. The chive has a small penis I think.

  • Fender

    This page just gave me a virus. Watch out.

  • Swarley

    #1 #9 #26 #28

  • dOOb

    #28 is so veeeery nice!

  • ausguy

    #18 and #20 thanks. why settle for just one? 😀

  • Jack

    shocked more weren't a fan of #24
    she is perfect.

  • creatorofbs

    i'd buy them for a dollar

  • Charlie

    #12 MOAR! For the love of GOD, MOAR!!!

  • Fred

    #28 I'll take 'em both

  • jordan

    Top Class!

  • waltgator

    some of dem russian hoes be hawt!!!

  • Anon

    #11 is definitely Ucranium

  • OneillGabriel

    I just paid $22.87 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from,

  • Bob

    Really wish the author would point out you don't "buy" them. You should read the websites FAQ.

  • Tim

    #9 ouch

  • George

    #5 makes me think "rumpy pumpy".

  • rossy

    if i win the euro lotto on frid i'll have #1and #9

  • Plex

    there has to be some kind of a catch, like they all have diseases that make ur cock fall off or something

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