Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • cjwhookid

    #18" I know a great sand guy"

    • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

      theres probably sand all over his house…

      • Rich

        Imagine if his wife volunteered to catsit for a friend…

      • Kris

        I was thinking the same thing.

    • CutOffJeans

      It seems that the sand is eating his pant legs…

      • Ha.Ha.

        Sandypants???

    • equalizermax

      That is where his cat loves to poop & pee…

  • yuri

    #4 take me to your leader!

    • Professor Zing

      … That's one of The Silence from Doctor Who. It actually makes my day when I come on here and have now seen 3 Doctor Who related images posted on The Chive.

      • thelimey

        I don't remember seeing that

        • Holly

          I see what you did there

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1646765608 Jeffrey Scott

      I watched the first two episodes of Doctor Who this season, but don't recall seeing them.

    • Psymon Gallows

      I want that suit, someone tell me where I can get one, please. (Not the mask or gloves, just the suit)

    • Gators

      I thought that was Governor Rick Scott from Florida?

    • Baxter

      Really would have freaked me out if I forgot what the kid was staring at when I scrolled down

  • gaz

    #2 ROCK!!!!

    • cjwhookid

      i wanna

    • sarcasm

      "hang loose…. like my diaper"

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

    #16 I liked titties before they were cool.

    • gaz

      I liked your mums tits before they where mainstream.

    • snoopdogg

      #16 Harry Carey here

      • bull1123

        If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?!

        • Guthrie

          I know I would, I'd cover myself in mustard and relish, I'd be delicious.

        • Ruffestneckaround

          If the room was made of ribs, would you eat your way out? It's a simple yes or no question…

    • Juan

      Ha! I was thinking Jim Gaffigan as a baby

  • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

    #8 ahah i bet he's playing Mafia Wars on his phone

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      That shit is serious fucking business.

      • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

        right?! looks like steven seagal too

        • Panda

          Native American Steven Seagal. And in better shape.

        • http://twitter.com/CSmith0203 @CSmith0203

          or Andrew Dice Clay…mixed with Steven Seagal.

          • Holmespump

            with a dash of Jon Lovitz.

    • sarcasm

      Even the Godfather gets stuck on angry birds

  • gaz

    #1 and now we simply pull up to a red light and…..Crap

  • Merriam

    Bob- please reacquaint yourself with the definition of awesomeness. Nothing "awesome" in here.

    • draB

      agreed.

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      I am 😀

      • Continued

        not funny.

        • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

          Don't care. 😀

    • Gnole

      Please reacquaint yourself with #5 It is a fucking rainbow waterfall.

  • MigraineBoy

    #21 Not a single duck was given that day.

    • caleb

      stop looking at me swaaaann!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      And this is why eating animals is right and natural.

      • Danger_Pat

        I agree that eating animals is right and natural, but I don't quite understand your logic there.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

          Overpopulation.

    • Sick

      AFLAC!

    • bull1123

      too bad these are geese…

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #4 I think he has dildos for fingers.

    • qwerty

      damn you! Why do i have to picture everything in the grossest ways possible?

    • HUH?

      HAHA. that is the first thing i thought of too.

  • MEH

    is this going to last forever?

    • SkyVader

      That's what she said.

  • caleb

    #10 Eat it, pussy

    • Chesty Laroo

      F off, this isn't a toupee!

  • caleb

    #14 Ahhh sweet fuck, Gerald got into the rum again!

  • Slomotje

    #10
    That cat seems to be leaving the nice man a present on his head

  • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

    got a good laugh out of #13

    • OneClownShoe

      intergalactic proton powered electrical tentacled advertising droids!

      • Chris

        Actually this one is a: Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Wow, DMA again already? I'm still recovering from almost dying laughing at yesterdays DAR and more specifically Laurens bedroom there. So I'll take it easy just in case.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • caleb

      Well Paula, you most certainly live in the west based on your trolling habits.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Nah my awake/sleep time just doesn't really match most Chivers day/night schedule.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • JJ.

          Paula A.? From So cal?

    • short

      Short DMA!

    • Sploooge

      Paula you should submit your photos for hump day. I'm a sucker for Cellulite!!

  • Hernandez

    #18 Why on earth would you want to work in a catbox?

    • panama99

      Don't think you can slide the chair back and forth either.

      Then you need to clean your feet when you get ready to leave the litter box…….

      Too much work, for too little return (feeling the sand between your toes.)

      • Tom Cat

        You work in a cat box so you don't have to walk too far to take a shit. Us cats do it all the time.

  • alexri

    #3 I think I'll pass on this one

    • Randy Marsh

      seems legit

    • anonymous

      wow, that's my house. how the fuck did this even get on here?

    • Wall Master

      Oh wow the captions on this tv are big and have an interesting graffiti-like font….hey, wait a sec.

    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

      I'd take it if the moron owner didn't spray paint the screen….

  • http://www.facebook.com/broadiefoot Eric Broadfoot

    #21 That is quite the gaggle

  • Lower

    #12 Whoop Whoop Whoop

  • alexri

    #14 Cause hanging up is sooo mainstream

    • equalizermax

      Show-off

  • tree champion

    Only a champion can shop down this tree #15.

    • Ezee

      Not for chopping trees down: look around your offices Chive, the, say that again. Dumbass.

      You post funny pics about people advocating violence on they disagree with (Glenn beck) but then have a disclaimer for a tree, when the Chive office is filled with wood and paper? Dumbass (not you tree champ)

      • Ehhh

        I didn't really understand much of what you said, because it wasn't really in English, but I did get the part where you pointed out that most of the material posted here is for humor. Stay calm and Chive on.

      • Lotus

        I'm all for cutting down trees. It's a renewable resource.

        It's hard to be against something that is fundamental to our survival.

        • Willis

          Trees are only essential to our survival when they are living. Use hemp heartier and less grow time. This syuff grows like a "weed" You can build and get energy through other resources. I am not against cutting trees, just wanted to call your ass out.

          • shaka

            What is it with you dumb ass liberals and always acting like Hemp is such a miracle plant that will save everyone? You are an idiot, Trees are the most easily replenished natural resource in the world! Cut them down and build shit, they will grow back!! Fuck your stupid hemp, the rope and paper (only shit worth a damn made from it) is sub standard quality, and will not replace the much better, and cheaper products.

            • its_forge

              You're an intense moron. Trees take from 20 to 200 years to grow to a useable size. Hemp is a weed. Hemp can be used to make cloth. Try doing that with a tree. Hemp is used to make rope. Try that with a tree. Hemp oil can be used as biofuel. Try that with a tree. Ever worn a hemp shirt? It's indiscernible from cotton except for the fact if you bought one now it'd still look new in 20 years. Try that with a fucking tree. Hemp makes sense, a LOT of fucking sense. And no, I don't smoke anything either.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=706335855 Dan Padgett

        exactly my thought? take out everything thats made from wood in your office.

        would be a very very bare world.

        logging is a renewable resource. Saying "im against cutting down trees" is stupidity beyond comprehension. Maybe someone who lives in the city will never understand.

    • Beltes

      What they don't show is that he started cutting this tree down when he was 3…

    • Psymon Gallows

      "Challenge accepted."

    • former pizza guy 2

      I agree with the commenters who aren't pissing themselves with rage… You're not for the cutting down of trees, like, ever?

      • Ezee

        It just makes me shake my head at what warrants a disclaimer…but, creative as the staff is, we do have to allow for the fact that they are from California…

  • Dan

    #10 The cat mind-controlled him to give you the finger.

    • Ehhh

      Brain controlled.

  • Professor Zing

    #4 Whoever submitted this Doctor Who photo of The Silence just made my day.

    • Ginger

      Agreed. I can't wait for the second half of the season to start again.

    • TwoColdFingers

      I don't get it. Why's the kid just standing there looking at nothing? Oh hang on…

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Great DMA again Bob <3!
    You might want to change the number 20 in the title to 22 though as you seem to be getting sort of consistent with that number of pics.
    #14 wins btw.

    Will there be a delayed burning of bras today?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      Good catch… It's like being treated to two extra pics! I feel somewhat special today:) Thanks Bob!

  • qwerty

    i was about to sleep. but no. i had to check the chive. now i can't sleep. #4

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