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July 27, 2011 | In: Funny, Owned

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https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

#19 Why? Because fuck you that's why.

Raph

i heard bam is actually a huge douche of a friend, seems legit to me

Rick james

This is actually ment to happend, it is in the movie Jackass 3.5. he is fully aware that he is going to get kicked in the face, but whats even funnier is that the guy that is getting kicked there. returns the favour whith a ten times worse kick . (sorry for the bad english)

Floopa_Joopa

Yeah, I wish they had used England's kick to Bam. So much more epic and badass. He lands both feet fully into Bam's neck.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

#20 Move that bill a bit please
winfields

#22 is some cool as shit (unless it's fake) then it's moderatley cool.

Birdwatcher

I don't get it

The Banker

dye pack used in banks… explodes when it passes through the sensor at the bank door, or a certain distance after. Used to mark money in case of robbery

JDub

Oh… I had no idea WTF was cool about it either. So I'm assuming it ruins the rest of the money in the bag. Well played

Some Guy

That's what a dye pack looks like. It's a quasi-fake stack of bills with a detonator in it that goes off shortly after you leave the bank. The trigger is a radio signal in the doorway.

The More You Know!
junior

Exploding dye maybe from a bank hold up? or blood from a shot out…. which?
Fasteddy14

Yeah, never accept stacks of money when robbing a bank. You have them fan it out, time permitting.

derps

i dreamed a dream of rome…
#2

http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

Not cool. I read about how that happened. It wasn't the driver's fault

Raph

#5 and #15 are magical, haha
Ken

#6 Possible future hump day chivette? Hmmmm
CHiver

#7 Genius

SweetAwesomeness

this is even better when imagining the Benny Hill music playing…..
hMMMM

Not really…they're still on his tail.

geowit

#2 that thing got a hemi?
Mikey

#21
Harold Howard LMAO that was a classic move….never forget that one LMAO

darkchrz

here's someone actually getting knocked out with that move.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB3BFuuaJMw

Random

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Average Chiver

How did you do that, wizard?
Bumb

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ASD

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Random

You're almost ready young grasshopper….. just remember with great power comes great responsibility.

Feel free to add other cliched quotes from TV shows / movies

http://www.gfys.org/ iwannadothat

Teach me oh great one.
Coldzilla

Tell me or ELSE!!!!

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HayzeOne

#7 "OH MY GOD, IT'S A GHOST CAR"

Zoey

Why are you getting "thumbs down"s on this comment?
I got it! It's a Chief Wiggam reference!
(wasn't it that episode with Ruth Powers and Marge fleeing?)

HayzeOne

Thank you Zoey!! I accept apologies off people in the forms of notes, personal greetings cards, old copies of "practical reptile keeper" and cash.

Nick702

#23 thats just dirty. Id go ape shit on him

R2G Fan

Kid should never be allowed on the ice again.

FrankDuke

The "kid" is a guy in his 20s, guy getting hit is 40.

The_Dood

What's crazier? Ape shit or bat shit? I've been wondering this for a few days. Thoughts?

Racer X

i gotta go with bat shit on this one…ape shit could just be really pissed off where as bat shit can only be crazy…just sayin…
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Troll shit.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate
stigm

Bat shit is reserved for Crazy Chicks, as in "She's bat shit crazy".

Fred

What is most ridiculous about this is the fact that the linesman has absolutely no reaction whatsover!
pawlyna

The kid shouldn'ta been standing there
crazydog

They're hockey players, not soccer pussies…..it shouldn't have knocked him to his knees

TylerV

Alright Mr. Hard Guy. I think there's some kids hockey game you need to be drunk at somewhere.
Wade Wilson

That's funny, my friends and I always talk about what whiney-assed little bitches hockey players are. Guys who play football are three times as big and they don't get their vaginas in a tussy when they get creamed by a half-dozen dudes that happen to be just as huge. Because they're not pussies, like hockey players.

Ruffestneckaround

he just got apeshat on
Paul

I know its a game and all but isnt that assault…

Ken

I'd say #9 looks staged but the expression on his face says it all!

clay

look closely. obviously he is a soldier (most likely overseas) and probably just goofing off

https://www.facebook.com/CUtigers530 Matthew Rose

#10 I dont know if you heard me, i did over a thousand.

JDub

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…
Paul

That guy is saying OH SHIT all the way down…..

https://www.facebook.com/ScubaCarlos Carlos Garcia

#15 Nailed it!
Intensemasterdebater

#3 Hopefully, the hipster was still on it…
Capt. Obvious

#3 Ghost rider's little brother has a much less imposing motorcycle.
Chris_Mason

#9 Doesn't matter… had sex

The_Dood

I really wouldn't qualify that as sex…
Dan

Notice the poncho liner and desert fatigues… the writing on the what looks like a bumber sticker on the left side of the wall.. clearly over in Iraq… a squirrel has to get his nut!!
ale

With a doll, that counts more as pathetic form of masturbation.

Ken

True… but he didn't have to talk to her when he was done!

Allenavw

And she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater.

Sinex

#3 India Ghost Rider
alexri

#7 mah hero

alexri

#11 also awesome

Marcos

#7 Can't believe that happend in "real life" Rosco P. Coltrane & Cletus Hogg musta been wrkn for the LAPD THAT day!
#11 that is just classic!
absolutcarcrazy

#13, #23, LOLd

Bill

Butt to face, butt to face, butt to face, hillllarious…………..

Allen

I laughed so hard at this one

kanda

that's some ridiculous leg strength there :O

NYCLIPPER

Where is Hump DAR when you need it?
Chris

#7 #11
get funnier every time…
That Guy

#23 not on ice, assault with a deadly weapon. on the ice.. penalty box. i say let him rot in a cell for a few months.

TitoRigatoni

If that was NHL it would be more than the penalty box, it would be a multi-game suspension.

Wally

and the possiblity of a criminal investigation – remember Todd Bertuzzi? He may not have used a stick but it was just as intentional. I also remember Marty McSorley applying a stick to the temple of Georges Laraque . . .

Zippity Do Da

Went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
Malkintosh22

I used to be a referee. I forget what it's called, but anything with intent to injure is not just a penalty. Depending on the situation you could get a suspension.

Wade Wilson

Dude needs to take the pads/skates off and fight it out like real men…who don't play hockey and throw a pussy fit everytime they get checked.

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