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July 27, 2011 |
In: Funny, Owned
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#19 Why? Because fuck you that's why.
i heard bam is actually a huge douche of a friend, seems legit to me
This is actually ment to happend, it is in the movie Jackass 3.5. he is fully aware that he is going to get kicked in the face, but whats even funnier is that the guy that is getting kicked there. returns the favour whith a ten times worse kick . (sorry for the bad english)
Yeah, I wish they had used England's kick to Bam. So much more epic and badass. He lands both feet fully into Bam's neck.
#20 Move that bill a bit please
#22 is some cool as shit (unless it's fake) then it's moderatley cool.
I don't get it
dye pack used in banks… explodes when it passes through the sensor at the bank door, or a certain distance after. Used to mark money in case of robbery
Oh… I had no idea WTF was cool about it either. So I'm assuming it ruins the rest of the money in the bag. Well played
That's what a dye pack looks like. It's a quasi-fake stack of bills with a detonator in it that goes off shortly after you leave the bank. The trigger is a radio signal in the doorway.
The More You Know!
Exploding dye maybe from a bank hold up? or blood from a shot out…. which?
Yeah, never accept stacks of money when robbing a bank. You have them fan it out, time permitting.
i dreamed a dream of rome…
Not cool. I read about how that happened. It wasn't the driver's fault
#5 and #15 are magical, haha
#6 Possible future hump day chivette? Hmmmm
this is even better when imagining the Benny Hill music playing…..
Not really…they're still on his tail.
#2 that thing got a hemi?
Harold Howard LMAO that was a classic move….never forget that one LMAO
here's someone actually getting knocked out with that move.
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How did you do that, wizard?
You're almost ready young grasshopper….. just remember with great power comes great responsibility.
Feel free to add other cliched quotes from TV shows / movies
Teach me oh great one.
Tell me or ELSE!!!!
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#7 "OH MY GOD, IT'S A GHOST CAR"
Why are you getting "thumbs down"s on this comment?
I got it! It's a Chief Wiggam reference!
(wasn't it that episode with Ruth Powers and Marge fleeing?)
Thank you Zoey!! I accept apologies off people in the forms of notes, personal greetings cards, old copies of "practical reptile keeper" and cash.
#23 thats just dirty. Id go ape shit on him
Kid should never be allowed on the ice again.
The "kid" is a guy in his 20s, guy getting hit is 40.
What's crazier? Ape shit or bat shit? I've been wondering this for a few days. Thoughts?
i gotta go with bat shit on this one…ape shit could just be really pissed off where as bat shit can only be crazy…just sayin…
- the one you love to hate
Bat shit is reserved for Crazy Chicks, as in "She's bat shit crazy".
What is most ridiculous about this is the fact that the linesman has absolutely no reaction whatsover!
The kid shouldn'ta been standing there
They're hockey players, not soccer pussies…..it shouldn't have knocked him to his knees
Alright Mr. Hard Guy. I think there's some kids hockey game you need to be drunk at somewhere.
That's funny, my friends and I always talk about what whiney-assed little bitches hockey players are. Guys who play football are three times as big and they don't get their vaginas in a tussy when they get creamed by a half-dozen dudes that happen to be just as huge. Because they're not pussies, like hockey players.
he just got apeshat on
I know its a game and all but isnt that assault…
I'd say #9 looks staged but the expression on his face says it all!
look closely. obviously he is a soldier (most likely overseas) and probably just goofing off
#10 I dont know if you heard me, i did over a thousand.
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…
That guy is saying OH SHIT all the way down…..
#15 Nailed it!
#3 Hopefully, the hipster was still on it…
#3 Ghost rider's little brother has a much less imposing motorcycle.
#9 Doesn't matter… had sex
I really wouldn't qualify that as sex…
Notice the poncho liner and desert fatigues… the writing on the what looks like a bumber sticker on the left side of the wall.. clearly over in Iraq… a squirrel has to get his nut!!
With a doll, that counts more as pathetic form of masturbation.
True… but he didn't have to talk to her when he was done!
And she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater.
#3 India Ghost Rider
#7 mah hero
#11 also awesome
#7 Can't believe that happend in "real life" Rosco P. Coltrane & Cletus Hogg musta been wrkn for the LAPD THAT day!
#11 that is just classic!
#13, #23, LOLd
Butt to face, butt to face, butt to face, hillllarious…………..
I laughed so hard at this one
that's some ridiculous leg strength there :O
Where is Hump DAR when you need it?
get funnier every time…
#23 not on ice, assault with a deadly weapon. on the ice.. penalty box. i say let him rot in a cell for a few months.
If that was NHL it would be more than the penalty box, it would be a multi-game suspension.
and the possiblity of a criminal investigation – remember Todd Bertuzzi? He may not have used a stick but it was just as intentional. I also remember Marty McSorley applying a stick to the temple of Georges Laraque . . .
Went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
I used to be a referee. I forget what it's called, but anything with intent to injure is not just a penalty. Depending on the situation you could get a suspension.
Dude needs to take the pads/skates off and fight it out like real men…who don't play hockey and throw a pussy fit everytime they get checked.
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