‘Samurai Cop’…all you aspiring actors take note (Video)

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This is a real movie made back in 1989. For more of the “soon-to-be” cult classic click on the IMDB page HERE. Enjoy the masterpiece that is ‘Samurai Cop’.

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  • cjwhookid

    Dwight Howard Sr.?

  • Jakka

    He has some beautiful hair.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White

    Even Alec Baldwin has some competition with this incredible acting

  • hybeis

    i could do better

    • Apocalypse_Now

      but I'm guessing you did'nt…

  • BadMovieCollector

    I'd like to see a highly skilled and respected director or writer intentionally put out a horribly acted movie, just for the heck of it… unless it was done already. Any suggestions?

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      not skilled or respected persay, but about as B-Movie as you can get.

      • Guse

        The pool balls scene should be on the IMDB Top 100 scenes list. That movie is awesome.

    • Henry Gibson

      Black Dynamite… small parody of a blaxplotation movie of the 70s. At one point the main character, Black Dynamite, has a samurai sword fight with the ghost of First Lady Pat Nixon.

      And then he makes out with her.

      Excellent parody, and an excellent movie.

      • Guest Commenter

        Another time when I'd like to give more than 1 thumbs up.

        "No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket"

        That's just good writing.

    • Oh hi mark

      check out The Room. it's marvelously acted. check out the flower shop scene on youtube

    • chewiedies

      mulholland drive. the entire first half of the movie is just horrible acting on purpose. david lynch is a weird one.

    • testmemofo

      is that why Crash won best picture?

    • http://www.facebook.com/daniel.mohammed Daniel Mohammed

      it just wouldn't have the same charm that a movie like this does. Just knowing it was intentionally made to imitate the B genres wouldn't do it for me

  • MigraineBoy

    Looks like Steve Carell? They act…with a lot…of breathingroom…in between…words. They must…have had…lessons…from William Shatner…or Christopher….Walken…

  • Safety Salamander

    By the look of that video I'm bloody suprised that it has 3.7/10 on IMDb.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Owwwww….. cute redhead. Must see movie regardless of extremely shitty acting!
    Be sure to read the user review of 'chaos-rampant' on the IMDB page on the link above dears!

    – the one you love to hate

  • Cake is a Lie

    I highly recommend watching this movie all the way through. You can pretty much watch all the bits on youtube. Its hilarious.

  • gregorije1

    this was painful to watch

  • kashakesh

    every decade must have a dolomite… this may be it for the 80's!

    • Jack Mehoff

      In the eighties Rudy Ray Moore was still Dolemite, he created it in the seventies. I had some of his old movies….I wonder what happened to em?

  • halvie

    i laughed for 40 minutes

  • gmgaster

    have you seen the trailer?!?!? http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1167130905

  • Carlos


  • https://www.facebook.com/CUtigers530 Matthew Rose

    It sounds like the they are all doing bad christopher walken impersonations.

  • MonkeyMadness

    I've seen better acting in pornos.

  • Savo

    "By the way, what's an all-American girl like you doing with a geek like this?" Must remember that one next time I'm in America.

    • Savo

      BTW, the All-American girl – find her!

  • Jeff Nickels

    I have this movie, and the first time I watched it I got physically angry at how awful it was. Repeated viewing made me realize what an awesomely horrible movie it is. I watch it about once a week now, just to recharge my bad movie batteries.

  • Jeff Nickels

    The continuity errors alone in this movie make this a classic. A few of the scenes were shot apparently much later that the bulk of the film, cause samurai cop is clearly wearing a very phony looking wig, with a red baseball cap perched precariously on top, to keep the wig in place.

  • http://twitter.com/danlundberg1 @danlundberg1

    wow. just wow

  • lance

    "Son of a bitches." Wrong as that is, it just seems to fit here.

  • JayBee

    This is Awesome! I'd pay to watch this! "Excuse me Miss….BTW, whats an All American Girl, doin with a geek like this?!" He sure told them!

  • Alan

    Kevin Costner should be in this flick

  • http://www.stefanhartman.com Stefan Hartman

    "…now i'm telling these mother fuckers…" funniest part!

    • Birdhaus32

      Totally agree! It was awesomely bad. C movies are the shit! Another good one is Feast

  • Junior341

    Thus guy keeps looking up because he ant remember his lines lmao he’s deff looking at a board with his lines on it ROTFL

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