These animals…they don’t suck (33 Photos)

  • Dan

    #26 That is one cool looking cat!

    • Calin Chifor

      daughter of two-face and catwoman

    • Yuppp

      Looks like Deathstroke! haha

      • Yuppp

        Or Slade from Teen Titans

    • David Webb

      Reminds me of a Chimera. Basically, two seperate early embryonic cell groups combine but form only one animal, but with genetic traits of both the original cell lines. Its happened in humans as well, in one case a baby was born literally half black and half white, divided down the middle.

    • Grant

      Please tell me that that cats name is Harvey!

  • mt588

    Fuckin' First!

    • Dan

      First douchebag, maybe.

      • NBssg

        don't hate, congratulate. hater.

    • BGP

      to come second.

    • Demon_Cleaner

      Fuckin' Fail!

    • theoceanbeauty

      Fuckin' Douche!

  • docsully

    #27 caption: Last Friday night, We went streaking in the park.

  • sarcasm

    #23 Snooki?

    • Raunchy The 1st

      no, that's obviously a chivette.

      • Calin Chifor


    • loso

      my first thought

    • hardcoreparkour

      Man Charro has fallen a long way.

  • Mark

    If #26 isn't named "Harvey", "Dent", "Two-Face", or any variation of those… well, that's certainly an opportunity lost 🙂

    • Taco king

      I'd name it women.. aside from the obvious benefit of being able to say yer in bed with women, nobody is more two-faced than them!

      • quintus

        your queen leave you?

    • Broseidon

      Nevermind the obvious Deathstroke resemblance.

    • Chazz_B

      i'd say they painted the cat =P

  • frenchgirl

    #26 it's name has to be Harvey Dent^^

  • oldie

    #6 Soon, only another 100 years or so….

  • RGH


    "I know what you do at night!" – Disappointed Tortoise

  • Paul

    #20 They see me rollin', They hatin'

  • uclared

    #7 Cat planking
    #27 Surprise Buttsex!


    • Dr_StrangePants

      It's not planking if it has a practical reason behind it

  • sexualniner

    #12 hate to see this dude alone with his dog and a jar of peanut butter.

  • unreal_vector

    #13 is just cruel… #30, awesome!

    • EdWood

      As paula would say…….
      "I'm not fat, I just have a better relationship with food than you do."

    • LesterFreeman

      #13 Or she'd ask The Chive to take the picture of her pregnant mother down.

  • Goober

    #23 = Melissa Joan Hart from Clarissa Explains It All

  • kindlin

    the tongue is the size of the whole cat!

  • Yusef

    Fat dogs…. for some reason not as funny as fat cats. It's just kinda sad.

    • Just Sayin'

      Speaking of dog cruelty, the years haven't been kind to Duck hunt dog. #19

    • Adriana BattleRam Garcia

      That's because cats are inherently pretty lazy, so to see a fat cat lying around isn't a surprise…and is pretty awesome.

    • JackofNoTrades

      #13 – picture was taken in Thailand – at Koh Samet I believe…the other dogs were quite jealous as they are bone thin and hungry whereas he barely moved!

  • @Brentos_v

    #32 cutest little bastard ever! and tops it off with some awesome coffee! (suck it starbucks)

  • sexualniner

    #23 pretty sure i went to prom with this chick.

  • pants magee

    holy shit balls, those bastards are pure evil #33

  • jpp407

    #18 Goats are gonna' Goat


    After what happened in Norway this weekend #17 was a little unthoughtful..

    • Matt Mulford

      yes, let's stop all the funny stuff, because somebody somewhere died.

    • R.Pgh

      says the guy who is taking on the name of Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All…….


      I have used that name for quite some time now, so I won't even comment on that. What i mean is that 68 were killed at Utoya, where the majority of them were under 20 years old.

      And Matt, I obviously don't mean that, because then i wouldnt have visited the Chive in the first place.

      • Meow

        So this pictures not okay now because of what happened in Norway last week, but if it had come before that it would have been fine and you wouldn't have said anything, even though hundred of children and adults die every day in Africa from disease, starvation and violence?

        • OFWGKTA

          As you probably understand I'm a Norwegian..
          The terror attacks in Norway killed a total of 76 people so far (still people "missing") and most of them were teenagers. America's population number is about 56 times more than in Norway. This means, compared to population, it would have been as if a total of about 4250 Americans were killed.
          Our whole country is still in shock and disbelief of what happened, as this is the worst thing that has happened to us since WW2. So sorry for reacting, I won't bother to discuss this further.

          • mouse

            You know this isn't a new picture or caption right? Not lessen the tragedy of it but if we all stopped making jokes like this every time something awful happened in the world no one would laugh.

          • Dan

            Blame that on your shitty police not bothering to respond.

            • Ted

              fuck you

              • TheAndychrist

                Nocturno Culto, is that you?

  • MonkeyMadness

    #2 #25 Mmm.. both taste like chicken.

  • Chris Scharff

    I don;t even care that I've seen 90% of these animals 5 times before. Much enjoyed.

  • James A Augustin

    #25 how many licks does it take to get to the center of tootsie cat?

    • tortoise


    • quintus

      Don't ask Mr. Owl…that guy's a prick.

  • Ironskull

    Anyone know what kind of dog #16 is?

    • @DJCrazyEyes

      American Eskimo I believe =)

    • IndyGirl

      Looks to be an Alaskan Inuit…

    • Captain obvious

      four legged

    • Mokuseitora


    • freq

      99% certain it an American Eskimo. My parents raise them.

    • Sophia

      Samoyed! Big balls of fluff

    • TheAndychrist

      Pringle dog

  • @DJCrazyEyes

    #16 Duckface, not just for humans anymore…

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