Hot Right Now: Chivette Kenzie will get you through to the weekend (17 Photos)

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  • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

    first!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1455182063 Steven D Murray

      I thought the glory would be mine today

      • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

        not so fast BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • That Guy

        ya'll guys fuck pancakes. with no syrup.

    • Ehhh

      Increasing the brightness/contrast on this image does not in fact lead to anything awesome like nudity, for example. #40

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001603828333 Little Bit

      I just paid $22.87 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, http://to.ly/aQC3

    • max

      this is more worthwhile than most of the shit posted in the comment section on this shit-site.

      • mishway

        eat a dick

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1455182063 Steven D Murray

    1

    • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

      not so fast BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      seriously what a loser!!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

      Claiming first on a post is like winning a Gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.

  • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

    I am the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Ican'tspell

      Butt sex receipiant?

    • HAHSO

      AT SUCKING

    • HAHSO

      AT BLOWING

    • HAHSO

      AT LICKING

    • Robert

      Douche

    • HAHSO

      GAY HOUSE BUILDER

    • HAHSO

      DICKWEED

  • medtxpack

    geeez, take forever on the post! haha just playing, and hating my job.

  • Hand of Fate

    #42 is easily one of the best gifs ever…

    • Jrod88

      any idea if this is a movie/tv show? i have the overwhelming urge to find out what comes next.

      • Hand of Fate

        It was like a movie in some other country and language but they had most of the scene on youtube. I forget the name of the actress off hand, but if I find it I'll post it and the link for you.

    • yaknow

      Is it just me or does she have man arms?

      • DWD

        Neither one of you has man arms.

        • I keeps it real!

          LMFAO

    • snowbird

      it looks like a man…man

      • Glib Dub

        agreed.

        • Tony

          Vote down all you want, that's a tranny.

          • its_forge

            No, that butt and that face and those boobs do not belong to anyone who has paid to have those parts surgically altered.

    • Master_Rahl

      AGREED!! Where the hell is this from?

    • FLHomesteader

      GIF

      WHY U NO HAVE PAUSE BUTTON?!

      • its_forge

        Hit the Esc key and hope like hell you get the spot you want.

    • Straggler

      Her name is Eva Kerekes, not sure where it is from but she doesn't have a lot of film credits.

      • http://twitter.com/robotinside @robotinside

        Google Image search paid off quite well. Thank you good sir.

    • ilovethechive
    • culpjp

      Here is the video for this GIF! http://youtu.be/qoWmv42xHjE

    • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

      Definitely a dude.

    • MannyD

      Def watched this like 10 times in a row

    • Spivias

      a question raise up in my head after watchin this for like 100 times
      is she taking off her undies and using it to tie her hair o.o

  • hugepens

    #48 made it move a little

    • Ateka

      I'm a tits guy… but that ass is insane!

      • @bunkerpunkk

        Got it the first time.

    • That guy

      Find MOAR Now!

  • andy

    #34 is begging for a caption:

    • Kodos

      how about "the horror…"

    • Chivacy Please

      All guys on rice rockets are douchebags….this one is a tea bag too.

      • That guy

        We are because of people like you.

    • Terry

      This might be rough; better hold on tight.

    • Chive Guevara

      Here comes the stoppie…..

    • HAHSO

      DON'T FART

    • Chris

      Smell it yet?

    • Master_Rahl

      … is begging for a blindfold. Poor girl😦

    • sheoncebelieved

      only way to get a proper tan

    • Juan

      If only he could pull off the infamous "Face to Butt" maneuver… Otherwise, GTFO…

    • Pete_Mitchell

      Not a single fuck was given that day… or so he thought.

    • James

      Dirty Mouth?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Honey, here comes yesterdays burito!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – officially approved bij Lauren <3, what more can one wish for…

      • Ummmm

        … world peace.

      • Ummmm

        … free beer.

      • Ummmm

        … weekly free Chive t-shirt giveaway for best comments.

      • Ummmm

        … a kiss from LG.

      • Ummmm

        … blowjobs every day.

      • Ummmm

        … you to go away forever.

      • Ummmm

        … a million bazillion dollars.

      • Ummmm

        … a positive IntenseDebate score.

      • Ummmm

        … being a baller.

      • Ummmm

        … being a little bit taller.

      • Ummmm

        … having a girl, who looks good, I would call her.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I already had one item off your list…

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – officially approved bij Lauren <3, what more can one wish for…

          • Ehhh

            I bet it wasn't the "positive IntenseDebate score."

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Correct.

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – officially approved bij Lauren <3, what more can one wish for…

              • Rucky Guess

                … one more wish.

                • Kid

                  Also, a sweet bike.

                • Napoleon C4

                  Or nunchuck skills.

                  • Ken

                    Back Seat Driving: An advanced course.

      • Allen

        You spelled burrito wrong

    • Verbal_Kint

      KITT, TURBO!!! PPFFFFFFFTT!!!!

    • AJE

      meth = $40
      crotch rocket = $5,000
      front row seat to the whitest ass in town = priceless

    • 氣青強

      This is not what I thought you meant when you said "listen to the roar of my tailpipe!"

      • I laughed

        outloud

    • JungleJuice

      Brace yourself

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I won! I Won! My captation has most thumbs up!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

  • I_am_elf

    #46 i'd definitely give her the worst 10 minutes of her life.

    • your ex

      more like 2

      • I_am_elf

        it's different now, me and my right hand have been practicing pretty hard to up my game.

        • your ex

          I stand corrected. Keep practicing and one day you may make it to 12!

          • I_am_elf

            A man can dream.

      • #387

        Yes he planned on doing it five times!

    • DaddyD

      And the best 10 minutes of yours

    • That Guy

      now that's confidence in your procreation skills.

    • Shadrock

      You're going to do her taxes?

    • YAWNNNNNN

      REPEAT

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      im suddenly so much happier to be a Chicago'ian!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      i'm so going to be there!

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        im literally laughing at the haters that have thumbed us down. haters gon hate

        • pass

          have fun at the sausage party.

        • Ha.Ha.

          I think your face may have prevented at least 30 girls from going to this party. No one likes a stalker, especially one who looks as creepy as you do.

    • Rick

      looks a lot like Elise Allie (Lafevre)…is that you? that was my crush in like 3rd grade..lol, im sure its her 2 thats crazy

  • medtxpack

    #9
    female parrot.

    • tomcaronsgoatee

      i'm sort of sick of this willet chick… get a life. you dont have to send a picture of yourself to thechive.com every other day.

      • jken

        Fail in two different ways, at least

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Hello my darling minions!

    About that EASTER EGG on the Chive frontpage I was rambling about…
    It doesn't exist. I just wanted you guys & gals to do a thorough check of the page layout and this was the cheapest way to do it (I'm on a tight budget and the rohypnol already takes a large bite out of that).
    No errors were reported so everything is running just fine! Thank you for your cooperation!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – officially approved bij Lauren ❤ , what more can one wish for…

    • Shawn

      Again Paula, eat a dick. No one cares. Wow, a fucking 'Easter Egg'.

      What a fucktard.

    • yaknow

      Fuck you bitch!

    • Pterofaptyl

      "I just wanted you guys & gals to do a thorough check of the page layout and this was the cheapest way to do it"

      Wow, I literally fucking spit out my coffee on that one. Luckily, your mom was right here to clean it up, along with the rest of me. She'll be home soon.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Whaaaat, you have to be creative when you're on a tight budget!
        John and Leo are fucking cheapskates. I get so little money I can just afford the roofies, and those are most important to me.
        The millions these guys make each month by stealing from reddit go to the bandwith bill, rent and a large part to stuff they don't need or even use like that sissy golfcart. Oh and John's Kleenex of course.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – officially approved bij Lauren <3, what more can one wish for…

        • yawnnnnn

          YOU GO GIRL..
          !!!
          i totally agree with thr rip offs these gys are..
          repeat repeat repeat..
          kinda like having sex with you ex gf, nice re visit, but really the same old same old..

        • Rich Muhlach

          So you work for theChive?

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            No.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – officially approved bij Lauren <3, what more can one wish for…

            • Malkintosh22

              I used to hate you Paula, but you're a good troll. I like it.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                There's no such thing as a 'good troll' fuckface!
                Now be a good minion (THAT does exist) and thumb me down.

                Hugs,
                Paula
                – the one you love to hate

                • Malkintosh22

                  No thanks.

                • DWD

                  You are actually a pretty terrible troll, because over the last month or so your negative score is dropping and people keep professing their admiration and love for you. It is very weird. I think you reached bottom and now you're moving up.

                  You are a parabola troll.

                  • Anonymous

                    Trollabola

                  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                    It's not weird, but you ALMOST got it. "terrible troll" = TROLLCEPTION!!
                    Oh yeah! I win again!

                    Hugs,
                    Paula
                    – the one you love to hate

    • Master_Rahl

      EVIL genius strikes again. Curses (shakes fist at screen)

    • Monk

      So Ghost Writer wont be there after all? Another mystery left unsolved. *childhood dreams ruined.* 😦

  • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

    Weak DAR!!!

    • devon

      coming from the guy who just wrote " I am the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I'm guessing you have some pretty clever ideas as to how the DAR could be a little stronger

      #46, #48

    • chance

      stop spamming the DAR/other galleries. you might be right, these things are always a matter of opinion (i enjoyed it) but i don't think a 16 year old who got lost over at 4chan deserves to be thumbed up

    • france

      * easiest way to get thumbed up – call out the DAR for being weak. haters gonna hate

    • Overland

      yeah i hate nip slips, touching stories, chivettes, and tush

      I can always get that stuff over at that other site…. um… can't remember the name of it right now

      #31, #23, #46, #48

    • That Guy

      says they troll who posted a first blast. you are the scum of society.

  • https://www.facebook.com/CUtigers530 Matthew Rose

    #13 Calvin and Hobbes was the best comic strip ever

    • C and H #1

      EVER!!!!

    • I_am_elf

      no one in england has even really heard about it, they've missed out.

    • Chive Guevara

      Never got into comics much, went from flip-books to porn magazines. C'est la vie.

    • That Guy

      i just popped open one of the calvin and hobbes books i own yesterday. man that kid knew how to live.

      • Henrik

        We have one of the comic books, I think I've read it like 5 times. Still awesome!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=813195071 Cody Fisher

      OF ALL TIME!!!

    • Tomas

      C&H and Opus. B)

  • helper

    #36

    hint: click on the link there. the 'burn your bra' of the tall blonde is worth a glance or three

    • Kawz

      What the fuck is thecynicallife? And why do they enjoy hanging out in back alleys?

    • sheoncebelieved

      That's chick is not blonde…the one on the right is blonde, the one second on the left is brunette, are you telling me that tall chick is blonde? NO…..I have spoken.

    • bettingonthecubs

      You'll poke your eye out kid

    • Tomas

      Speaking of "Burn Your Bra"… WHAT HAPPENED TO IT THIS WEEK??? o.0

      • ilovethechive

        And Last week?

  • laxcat36

    #5 Its a trap!

    • Terry

      Penis fly trap.

    • craigarlen

      true, but any girl that is down for checking theChive with you is probably a keeper…

    • #387

      Clever girl.

  • Kawz

    #39 Why hello amazing titties. Why hello amazing ass. I'll see you two tomorrow.
    # 48 God. Damn.

    • Psych

      The exact reason Chivette submissions are decreasing – creepy douchebags who don't know how to keep vulgar comments in their pants.

      • Kawz

        Right, because gratuitous photos of one's cleavage and buttocks are supposed to… what, exactly?

        • Psych

          Do you go to a museum, pull out your dick and start fapping to a nude painting? Never mind, you wouldn't be going to a museum in the first place. Sigh.

          • Malkintosh22

            I've been kicked out of 6 museums doing that. Ahhh Fun times.

    • ilovethechive

      #48…just helpin ya out

      • Kawz

        Gracias.

  • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

    #44 You can tag me anyday

    • the elusive

      I was waiting for her leg to move…spent too much time waiting…

  • Gevth

    #22 Is there something wrong with that guys backpack?

    • Frank

      Don't be a fool, fool. He's just curious about what that girl need all that artichoke for….

    • Just Sayin'

      I was looking in the shop window for something, then i noticed the girl with the large forehead.

      • Derpie Derpinson

        Nobody knows why this pic is on here. Explain yourselves!

    • Guest

      is she real or one of those realistic looking sex doll?

    • Pål

      Went to the market*

      • newscot

        Submitter is obviously French. Give him a break.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000438350852 Elliot Atkinson

      I once saw an average looking girl at a market too. Never thought to brag about it.

  • G Monie

    #9 Every. Time. Thanks WebMD for my paranoia…

    • Chive Guevara

      Wouldn't worry about it too much, we'll all die on the day we're meant to anyway.

      • Perry

        The platitudipus strikes again.

  • Tyler G.

    #23 All the best to you two and your family! Chive on!

    • RAS

      I second that.

      • Red

        Third.

      • Çr0^/

        went thru the same thing with my sister in-law giving her seizers at random. so far so good after the sugury. I can see why your smilin shes smokin'! #23

        • Just Saying

          You should think before giving women scissors at random, especially if they are running and/or blonde.

        • Dormin

          I don't even know what to say… she's too awesome

    • Hotdog Neck

      I would

    • Bryan

      How's about make her Chivette of the Week? I'm sure that would make her day.

    • Fabian

      u guys rock! keep your head up!

    • geremy

      send you the best, dont give up beautiful!

  • ilovethechive

    #42 is my submission! Yay! #48 FTMFW!!!

    • ilovethechive

      Oh and #31 and #25….Great Views

    • james

      Where did you find #42?

      • ilovethechive

        I found it on iheartnsfw.com but here is the full video http://www.meatbeerbabes.com/2011/07/19/sexiest-c

        • Sharkman

          How is that nsfw?

          • ilovethechive

            Its not. Just the name of the site

      • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

        In the dude section.

      • Jimmy

        It was already posted on the Chive, either last week or Monday.

        In other words, either he's lying, or he submitted something that a bunch of people already submitted.

        • ilovethechive

          Not lying…the one originally submitted didnt have the panties coming up to hold the hair, only the taking off of the panties
          Do your research fuckface!

  • sheoncebelieved

    #31 oh that nip slip is nice

    • bettingonthecubs

      LG?

      • Rucky Guess

        No, asian.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          RG then?

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • Indeed

            Tou-motherfucking-che.

    • That Guy

      not sure if a nip slip… or just a shadow.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=591747781 Erich Backhus

        Slip.

    • Dan

      Nipples are different from areolas. Can people please start getting it right!??!?

  • derek

    #46

    I always told myself if i ever got the chance to meet Erin I was going to hit on her. well here we go… and I'm going to fail miserably

    I'll be sure to fill the chivers in on the crash n' burn

    • That Guy

      everyone will try and hit on her that night… but good luck.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'll be siding with Lauren❤ all the time

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – cockblocking each and every one of ya!

      • tomcaronsgoatee

        get over it. she's not that hot… she's also a troll that sends her picture to a website 4 times a week.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

      She's not that hot. The only reason you're going to crash and burn is because you're a little bitch with no confidence.

      • The Chivery

        We all are, that's why we gang up on people with different opinions and harass/thumb-them down, because of our lack of confidence in our own individual opinions and our bitchiness being re-enforced by the majority. It's one of the things that makes us Chivers. Chive on!

    • WoogyMonster

      If you need to borrow my lady pleaser, I'll let you borrow it…

    • Club Bouncer

      Do not let anyone named Derek into the club, check.

    • Incredible Egg

      Does anyone know her website?

  • Jcop

    #3
    IT meant to say "{if we could stop beating our dicks"

    • G Monie

      What it should have said – "If we didnt waste so much fucking time with worthless ass religion."

      • Bill

        But you're not bitter.

      • LuvH8fulChix

        Ass religion isn't worthless…I worship often.

  • Question

    Y U NO POST PIX OF HOT BLACK GIRLS?

    • United States of ME

      What do you think #28 is?

      • Terry

        That doesn't count otherwise I couldn't try to whine about how racist the chive is, and proves me to be a dumb-ass.

      • Ummmm

        A gross fat not black chick? Lucky guess.

      • SEGA

        A picture of some chick who is not black, or hot. I don't get it, what's your point?

    • HAHSO

      WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT WILLIS

    • soap factory

      Because they are like unicorns, they do not exist.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Y u no submit pix of hot girls of any color?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Oh my guests have arrived. Roofie-Time! Bye now!

      • Anonymous

        Oh, but my lovely cunt Paula, I have🙂 In fact, I had an entire gallery posted here a while back. But, it's your FUCKING JOB to find them and entertain ME. (Granted, I am usually fairly entertained by you anyway, but I'm not doing the Chive's job for them, ya heard?)

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          They wouldn't mind you helping out a bit; they're busy enough as it is. John can spend DAYS doing the rigorous selection process for SC for example. We sometimes have to feed him trough a infusion just so he doesn't dehydrate.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to dehydrate

          • Anonymous

            I'll consider it. When it comes to the arduous task of seeking out photos of hot girls, I am always up to the challenge. In other words, challenge accepted.

    • TheOneYouLoveYouHate

      Because hot black girls don't exist.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        More like: TheOneWhoIsReallyMissingOutOnSomethingGreat. Lauren (<3) aside, exotic girls are the best.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

      • its_forge

        *snerk* Zoe Saldana. Your argument is invalid.

    • Jerome

      what do you think #40 is?

      • fhc

        lol

  • Bud Lee

    #39 yes…when it comes to submitting pics…you are doing it right

    • ilovethechive

      Very Much Agree!

      • Da_Boz

        Whoever you are, thank you for being you!

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