Go ahead, play with your food (27 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    #3 Pizza the Hut?

    • R.Pgh

      I was going to go with Biz Markie

      • stonyjoe


    • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

      Ndamukong Suh? If so, guy is a beast.

      • Colin_

        Yeah, definitely looks like him.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      how is this guy still here?

  • MIK24A2

    Mmmmmmhhhh beer chicken

    • Dirty Dick

      Try a Can of Lemon Iced Tead (lemon chicken) or Dr. Pepper someday.. Most awsome flavors

  • NotPaula


    • dub

      #9 What's so weird about th.. whoa..

  • Dr_Zoidberrg

    #16 freaky

    • Dr_Zoidberrg

      i would not want to go to this persons house on halloween

    • dub

      I was going to ask about the ethnicity, but then I saw that all his buddies were crackers.

      • The Pict

        Nicely done.

      • Master_Rahl

        OH SNAP!

      • jdb

        Well played my friend.

    • Jen

      what a meat head!

  • specv44

    #24 + #27 makes for a decent statement.

  • BloodScrubber

    #9 Wait…what…mind blown.o.0

    • Chris

      Orange you glad I didn't draw a banana….or did I?……muhahahahaha!

  • ISU Birds

    #24 Classic.

  • pdiddily420

    Normally I don't mind funny pictures getting re-posted, but this is like the 10th time this stupid pic of the Cookie Monster cupcakes have been posted and it wasn't really funny the first time . ENOUGH ALREADY!

    • Dammit

      Agree. Give it up Chive.

      • Jen


    • Ha.Ha.


    • JHL1

      This is like more than the 10th time this stupid pic of the Cookie Monster cupcakes have been posted and it wasn't really funny the first time . ENOUGH ALREADY!

    • V4Vendetta14

      It loses something without the "Nailed it" caption in the original.

  • Bless1

    39.#16,#18- not bad but how bout ttbt.

  • bree1912

    #1 Beer Butt Chicken is pure awesomeness.

    • jakubwrobel

      Hell yeah.

    • Zac

      We call it drunken chicken where I'm form, and you are damn right, it is AWESOME!

    • dub

      How are you supposed to not have sex with these things?

      • hMMMM

    • http://twitter.com/pacopereap @pacopereap

      here in mexico its called raped chicken (pollo violado). they put beer, mostard, ground pepper and some other special secret stuff in the can of beer. place the chicken in that position inside a upside down metal bucket with hot coal on top.

      • Ryan

        We just call it beer can chicken and it is one of the best ways to cook chicken I've ever come across.

    • Oi Polloi

      In Finland we call it toxic chicken as the heat and fat dissolves the paint and other nice stuff into the meat.

    • konaehukai

      Gawd I love it. Try a turkey too. Those are heaven as well.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I'm used to playing with my food. I feed them Roofies, play with them a bit and then eat some of them. So #16 looks familiar.

    – the one you love to hate

    • VinnyJ12190

      It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again…

    • Aroused

      Sounds like a plan to me. I have a pizza I'm dying to eat with you.

  • avokoulakian

    #9 seems legit

  • EdWood

    I'm still laughing.

    • jojo

      Gives a new meaning to bust a nut

  • alexri

    #24 someone ain't getting a tip

    • dub

      Sounds like your mom is getting a whole lot more than just the tip.

    • brett

      So you open the box before you tip? Is that right?

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        I always look at the pizza before i pay,have got too many fucked up pizzas in the past.so,yeah.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #13 nothing like a balanced breakfast to get you out of bed in the morning

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      I am still yet to experience the "full english fryup". But I'm ready.

  • Mk2Vr6


    Why is there bacon left-over?!

    • hMMMM

      That's not left over…it's for the car ride to work. The traffic jam slice.

  • LesterFreeman

    #24 Insulting pizza is insulting…………….but deliciously honest.

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    #24 Lol awesome!

  • VinnyJ12190

    #25 Carbon copy

    • xxs

      always enjoy seeing a dead horese get beat to death. retire this pic already.

      • VinnyJ12190

        I thought the horse was already dead…C is for Cookie!

        • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

          …and thats good enough for me.

  • newscot

    Why is pizza always insulting my mom? #24

  • Brad

    #3 N. Suh, DT Detroit Lions

    • mr_johnson


    • Chiz Niz

      Ndamukong Suh, NE Husker !!!

  • Pat

    #1 WOW When you cook a Chicken, It shits a Canadian beer… Who'd thought?

    • http://twitter.com/arpra76 @arpra76

      beer butt chicken. its actually pretty good. (yes, I am Canadian)

  • Belaruss

    #1 Two chickens walk into a bar…

  • BoobieWatcher

    You can't kill me, Bitches! #21

    • dub

      #21 is the T-1000 from Terminator 5: Salivation.

  • Raph

    #24…Trebec! haha

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