• Andy Valentine

    SMASH IN THE FACE

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1435884678 Claudio Andre da Silva

      AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!!

      • stonyjoe

        pow right in the kisser

  • sheoncebelieved

    It's a metaphor for…….what will happen to all of us once Paula's true identity is revealed.

    • brian

      can you reveal more of yourself?!?

      • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

        you like dudes brian?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Y'all would spontaniously faceplant, that's for sure!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – officially approved bij Lauren ❤

      • sheoncebelieved

        so you are a fat ugly cow? and you're friends with Lauren? I know what it is, LG, like hot chicks in high school, hangs out with fat ugly chicks b/c she feels sorry for them. nah, in this case she hangs out with the fat ugly dude, that's why you WERE doing your exercise thing then that suddenly stopped…what happened patty?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          What can I say, Lauren (<3) like to lie down on top of me and wiggle on my fat rolls. Turns me on like hell and she says she enjoys the calming effect of 'riding the waves'.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – officially approved bij Lauren <3, what more can one wish for…

        • ToatsM'goats.

          I hate you even more strongly than Paula. She is openly a troll. You? You are just a fucking horribly annoying and stupid human being. You are up their with 'EqualizerMax'.

  • DV8

    What was it showing on the steps?

    • jason_in_pc

      nipples, you cant see them?

  • Chuck Norris

    I can't masturbate to this.

    • Michael Jackson

      I can.

      • Nate Cox

        You ever tried to jerk off with a ghost hand? Nothing!

        • Michael Jackson

          Why do I think I wear a glove? Can't leave finger prints on a boy's bottom when you have a glove on.

  • mvbats

    shoulda hit the back breaks..

    • ThatGuy

      Or even better, the back brakes, before his back breaks.

      • ????

        or even better, the back brakes.

      • dan

        i swear this is the funniest comment ever

  • Dan

    That's one way to get down the stairs!

  • CHiver

    YOUR FACE, GODDAMMIT!

  • pancho

    he messed up. He was supposed to roll out of it and keep riding

  • cleo

    yessssss stanforddddd

  • Jimbo

    slinky, slinky, for fun it's a wonderful toy..

  • Spt

    at least he has brain to wear a helmet

    • shoestring30

      Come on. You know his mom made him wear that.

    • dub

      Well if he didn't have a brain, he wouldn't need one, would he?

      • NebraskaGuy

        That helmet didn't do him much good at all, lol

    • Dustin

      That was my first clue that he was screwed.

  • Verbal_Kint

    That was steptacular!

  • SadSnoopy

    Nailed it!

  • Capitalsfan74

    POW! Right in the kisser!

  • magnus

    wow, his brain did a great job protecting the helmet

  • BoobieWatcher

    Lesson learned…DON'T PUSSY OUT!!! Its always hurts more.

    • Wannawhompanoggin

      YYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! x12

    • HillBilly Bone

      Exxxxactly.

  • Master_Rahl

    lame – he shoulda pulled a triple lindy dismount off the bike.

  • CSaphire

    Back brake maybe?

  • Miles

    Boom!

  • zimzum

    a severe case of gravity poisoning

  • NebraskaGuy

    He should have just went with it instead of hitting the brakes. Especially bad that he hit the front brake and did the end-over, but oh well, he'll learn. Looked painful! 😦

  • 4xaClown

    "I took my face.. and threw it on the ground!!"

    • pablo_v

      he didnt want to be a part of the system

  • Coldzilla

    Thats when he should spring to his feat and say "Just like I planned"

  • Rolis

    well i used to skateboard(before i got a real job) so maybe im not the correct person to say this……..but wouldnt it just be easier to ride down the stairs once you know you messed up and are not going to jump?? like just ride it down its a mountain bike, it will be fine

  • wkdfrog

    speed is your friend on steps…don't brake!

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