Ultimate cat fort contest: Win an iPad 2!

We receive a lot of solicitations at theCHIVE, but when Grégoïre Aléxànder Fromâge, the eccentric owner of catforts.tumblr enlisted theCHIVE to give away an iPad 2 to whoever can construct the most rediculous cat fort on the planet, we took notice. We didn’t think he was serious until a package showed up with a brand new iPad 2, so we’re kind of obligated to give it away at this point. Runners up will get $100 from Petco. Top 10 will receive Chive Logo T’s.

We will choose the top 20, you decide the winner, runner up and top 10 best.

All submissions must be made to theCHIVE submit account here.

Deadline is August 9th.
Make sure to put “Cat Fort” in subject line of your submission.
Please include your email and phone number.

We expect to get a lot of submissions for this, so get creative with your cat fort. The more ridiculous, the better. Good luck!

All submissions must be made to theCHIVE submit account here.

And check out the hilarious and awesome world of Grégoïre Aléxànder Fromâge at catforts.tumblr

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=591747781 Erich Backhus

    Ugh, why can't the prize be something good.

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      why can't the contest be about something awesome?

      • andy

        dude I agree with this, get with the program chive the entries already look lame as fuck

        • j22

          lol those aren't entries

    • Anon

      like an iPad?

  • specv44

    I have 3 cats, I will accept this challenge!

    • rob

      I bet your house smells like piss…

      • specv44

        Nah, clean the litter boxes every other day and use quality litter. Problem solved. Thanks though! B)

        • Chris

          To be fair, most pet owners seem oblivious to the stank of their pets. There's always a slight (at best) damp-like smell in the homes of people with cats and/or dogs. Not a dirty smell. Just one that I don't like.

          • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

            MY house always smells like weed.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000140471880 Taylor Washington

      I have 4. You've been warned

  • WOOHOO!!!

    WHAT!!

  • VinnyJ12190

    #6 Didn't try very hard but Mr. Mittens doesn't seem to mind…

    • Ruffestneckaround

      Maybe he made it himself?

  • OGMrWhite

    what about the people who only have dogs? I want an IPad!

    • ChiveMaster

      What does your Girlfriend have to do with this?

  • Meh

    Cats always have been and always will be teh ghey.

    Let the comments begin… NOW!

    • hMMMM

      Agree. Cats can go suck dog penis!!!!

    • Henrik

      Fuck off! Both of you.

      • brett

        Take it easy Henrik, why don't you go find your brother "Danielle" and cry about that cup you didn't win!

    • j22

      I have a cat, he's awesome. I also have a dog, he's way more awesome

    • R-Dub

      Agreed. Cats blow.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #3 is the winner. I like the minimalist design… Very meowhaus..

  • fore skin

    dont have a cat them little arrogant shits …… dont have cardboard boxes either …. very poor comp

    • Some People

      So go get a fucking cat, asshole.

      • Bill

        And cut that damn skin already.

  • Derek

    Doesn’t sound gay to me, sounds like a free iPad via some cardboard boxes and duct tape. I’m in.

  • Chivery Von Chiverstein

    These are hilarious. I want that iPad.

  • Nick

    challenge accepted

  • BloodScrubber

    This should turn out interesting. Imagine…theChive, brought to you by Victorias Secret, Apple, and Kitty Litter. 😉

  • LuvH8fulChix

    12 gauge is for burglars, cat food is for cats. You're doing it wrong.

    • rob

      You must live in the city…. You Sir are doing it wrong.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      cat-burglar?

  • Charles Xavier

    Sounds like a free iPad, I have boxes and tape, I'm in.

  • Dan

    Here's hoping the police catch you.

    • Galloway

      Here's hoping the police DO catch him.

  • Bongzilla420

    Time to get my mom to work!

  • buster cherry

    Anyone have a lighter?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679850617 Jeremy D Warren

    hmm… challenge accepted

  • Jess

    I doubt that my fort will support the weight of my cats. Nevertheless, challenge accepted.

  • Coldzilla

    OK first I gotta go out and steal a cat so……………

    No

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  • VAChivette

    I immediately know how i'm going to win!……. so it begins…….. wait, see my excellence, and learn my young padawans.

  • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

    go away

  • HOWLN'MAD MURPHY

    Challenge accepted!

  • davoinc

    is the comp open to international cats ?

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