Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • nick

    im impressed. 330 am is the daily morning awesomness to you guys. chive on you chivin heros

    • obv

      it's 12:30am in California.

      • nick

        who gives a shit ass hole.

        • Gnole

          Go to bed Nick…

    • hesrdc

      Thank you for being "first" without screaming "FIRST!". It's a nice change…

  • Chubby

    Always a good morning with the DMA!

  • SuperMar1o

    I never thought I could say no to Bacon!

  • Just Sayin'

    #11 If you want a comparrison emma i'll be obliged to help……… ๐Ÿ˜ …….*Forever Alone*

    • Rightclicksaveas

      Y YOU NO GIF

      • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

        Hello Emma, I would make a good substitute for that shake weight

      • mikeofla

        I actually just clicked the 'thumbs up' thing like 5 times… unfortunately it only registered once….o.0

    • The_Dood

      Switch hands…now. Faster… Faster… Aaah. Here is cab fare…going to sleep mode. *Click*

      • Spivias

        lol exactly whats on my mind when i saw it
        it need to stop watching so much south park

    • Fasteddy14

      And the youtube clip of her shaking it…she looks to be one of those girls that gets tired mid-jerk…

  • https://www.facebook.com/wohara Billy O'Hara

    #22 OH… MY…. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Anjin-San

      Italians Do Eat Better..

      My cousin worked for a whyle in Ferrero,
      He was one of the designers of the "surprises" in the "Kinder surprise" chocolate eggs.

      Do u have Kinder surprise in the U.S.?

      • http://www.facebook.com/FlibseyEmma Emma Oliver

        no they don't. they're banned due to small perts being dangerous aparently. and yet guns are legal. go figure.

        • http://www.facebook.com/FlibseyEmma Emma Oliver

          parts. not perts.

        • Guest

          Guns are good. Small parts are bad. Shut the fuck up.

          • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

            He just says that because he got a gun to make up for his small parts.

      • newscot

        We have Kinder Surprise in Canada.

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        Yes, their actually imported from Germany for some reason. Kinder eggs. Trying to get them is like scouring the black market for a miniature giraffe and when I do find them I buy flats! I've only ever found them in a Greek restaurant and a German bakery. (Colorado)
        The German bakery recently stopped selling them though because some idiot mother let her 3yr old son have one and he choked on the toy….

        • Nigel

          Pssst… over here… I got what you need, let me know your email and I'll sort a shipment for you. No questions asked ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • Larry

          Stay classy 'Merica:

          "A cross-border kerfuffle over a popular chocolate treat nearly cost a Winnipeg woman a $300 fine and saddled her with a bureaucratic headache.

          Lind Bird was recently stopped at the U.S. border and selected for a random search of her vehicle. She was warned she could have faced a fine after the customs official found — and seized — her $2 Kinder Surprise egg as illegal contraband.

          "It's just a chocolate egg," Bird said. "And they were making a big deal. They said 'if you were caught with this across the border you would get charged a $300 fine,'" she said."

      • its_forge

        Ha, no, they do not have chocolates with tiny plastic toys inside them in the US.

    • michael

      it's not true.. in ferrero rocher there is NOT nutella..

      • its_forge

        Believe me, I'm an amateur pastry chef and make candy as a hobby too. The filling in Rocher hazelnut truffles *is* Nutella. If it's not actually Nutella it's so incredibly close as for there to be no difference at all.

    • Birdhaus32

      My mind has officially been blown

    • Diabetes mellitus

      Brioss, Duplo, Estathé, GardenGiotto, Hanuta, Kinder, Milch-Schnitte, Mon Chéri, Nutella, Nutella & go, pan e chioc, Pocket Coffee, Raffaello, Rocher, Rondnoir, tic tac, tic tac Icegloo, Tronky, Yogurette…………….

      • Jen

        id like to get a kinder surprise, IN MY FACE!

        • theederv

          Peadobear approves!

        • Kinder

          hi there B)

      • its_forge

        Italian companies love that stuff. Hey, wanna buy glasses or sunglasses? Luxottica: Sunglass Hut International, LensCrafters, OPSM, Laubman & Pank, Budget Eyewear, Bright Eyes, Pearle Opticians, Pearle Vision, Surfeyes, Sears Optical, Target Optical, BJ's Optical, Cole Vision Care, ICON, ILORI, EyeMed Vision Care. Arnette, Eye Safety Systems, K&L, Mosley Tribes, Oakley, Oliver Peoples, Persol, Ray-Ban, Revo, Sferoflex, Vogue, Anne Klein, Brooks Brothers, Bvlgari, Burberry, Chanel, Chaps, Club Monaco, D&G, DKNY, Donna Karan, Miu Miu, Polo Ralph Lauren, Prada, Ralph Lauren Purple Label, Salvatore Ferragamo, Stella McCartney, Tiffany & Co., Tory Burch, Versace, Versus. You wanta de glasses, you come-a to us.

    • konaehukai

      Ferrero makes the best shit ever. Still hoping that at one point or another we get the Nutella and go here in the states.

      • Vin Skully

        We have them here in New York.

  • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

    #22 umm…i knew that before i even tried nutella…
    and those of you who wish #11 was a GIF: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc97lxFyw51qedm

    • spc milligan

      you sir are a gentleman and a scholar

      • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

        aha everytime I post here I get mistaken as a man..i should sign off with "(i'm a girl)"
        but thaank you ๐Ÿ˜€

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Not to worry; happens to me too all the time. Just change your avatar to some Hello Kitty thingy or hot chick like sheoncebelieved did.

          – the one you love to hate

        • Lowrent75

          That is pretty funny. Your avatar is hilarious. Cheers!

    • http://twitter.com/gsqrd @gsqrd

      You read my mind about #11, uncanny! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • R.Pgh

      annnnnnddddddd………..i'm done.

  • shinshinna

    #21 this is definately me. trying to work.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You'll be seeing this image a lot the next few days; but when it's true it's true…

      – the one you love to hate

      • verbal

        and that's the truth about the chive reposting the same images day-after-day-after-day-after-day. preach on sista.

  • Holly

    yay for daily morning awesomeness!

  • kshell25

    I'm happy to see the DMA come in the morning here in Iraq too
    #12 Pancake bacon!

    • Bill57

      I didnt know you were there thank you for your service

    • Sugar

      I made these. They are a delish as they look!

  • Kyle Morgan

    #14 That is pretty damn awesome..

    • Stu

      Aussie rules footy: the greatest sport in the world.

    • Shane

      The guy in red and black is 6'5"

      Aussie Rules is what you get when you don't wear a helmet, sissy padding and take a break in play every 4 seconds.

    • Juan

      Nice………. "try"

      • Catbra

        "trys" are in rugby. That is a "mark" and fucking awsome one at that!

    • Steve

      Everyone loves a bit of AFL!!

      the Autralian rules world cup (sort of) is in a few weeks. The USA have a team, as do New Zealand, Great britian, Ireland and plenty more, and no Australia aren't aloud to play as they woudl dick everyone by a LOOOOOOOOOG way.

    • TOM

      AFL, pretty extreme game, some of these 'marks' are awesome. It's the most popular game in Australia… completely different from Rugby.

    • Truth

      This looks way more awesome than American football.

      • paul

        that's not hard since american handegg sucks!

    • flower

      Its funny, they singled this out as if its unique, marks like this are taken nearly every single game, this is particularly wonderful though

  • Zelda

    #21 – happens to me everyday

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      They don't let us Chive at the fire house ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
      So we bought a 360 instead.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Whooooo's awesome in the morning?

    Paula is!

    BTW Bob, back to 20 huh? And then 2 more of course, fucker!

    – the one you love to hate

  • RGH

    The best part of waking up Friday is DMA…and SC, PB, DAR, etc.

  • Malkintosh22

    #8 I imagine he use the term "mother fucker" a lot, and rightfully so.

    • GI Joe

      Very under appreciated black actor, Woody Strode…..

  • mike

    #11 make a GIF please, that is all.

    • Ryan

      I was just going to say the exact same thing. I think we're soul mates Mike.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Oh learn to read. This N_KB guy posted it already: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc97lxFyw51qedm
      Can I be your soul mate too now?

      – the one you love to hate

      • Johnny

        Paula N_KB is a girl!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I know, we were just talking about that in the other thread.

          – the one you love to hate

        • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

          aw thanks Johnny!

  • saucypants

    #3 Cuteness overload #20 Awesomeness overload

  • Amelia

    #19 Da fuck?

    • Tony


  • theederv

    First Bitches!!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Your girlfriend wished you came this late every now and then…

      – the one you love to hate

      • theederv

        Hey, we pay Fed-Ex extra to come quickly…so theoretically i'm first class ๐Ÿ™‚

  • shawnofthedead

    #2 ash is the ultimate "boomstick" player

    • Kodos

      hail to the king, baby…

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    For those curious about what the deal is between Lauren (<3) and me: we like to get naked and then she (<3) lies down on top of me and wiggles on my fat rolls. Turns me on like hell and she says she enjoys the calming effect of 'riding the waves'.
    Really helped her calm down after she demolished her car too.

    – the one you love to hate

    • Gern Blansten

      I just starched my boxers.

    • GlibTongue

      What about those of us who don't really care?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh, I don't care about those.

        – the one you love to hate

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1430738200 Sumer Gill

    I beg to differ good sir!

  • 6655321

    I'd like #11 & #18 at the same time. Not sure which head would blow first.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=580533096 Daniel Collier

    #14 Good to see some Aussie Rules on the Chive… cracking mark too!

  • Stingstang

    #14 Got to love a but of Aussie action

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      "A but of Aussie action"…
      Wonder what Freud would have to say about that one.

      – the one you love to hate

  • https://www.facebook.com/kindlin David Terry

    I recognize the hell out of #11, but I can't remember where/when I've seen her from.

    • Jon

      It's Emma Fucking Stone.

      • TRUTH

        IMMEDIATE thumb down for you, for being an ass!

        You could have been nice and simply helped the guy out by answering his question, but no – you had to be a dick about it.

        • its_forge

          Say the name with the Fucking in the middle and imagine there's reverb. Emma ma ma ma Fucking ing ing ing Stone one one one!! See when you get to a certain level of being what you are amongst the group of others who are like you only not as awesome, you get to be First Fucking Last. So, Robert Fucking Redford, Paul Fucking Newman, Steve Fucking McQueen… and Emma Fucking Stone, Jeri Fucking Ryan, and just recently, Irina Fucking Shayk.

          • its_forge

            Could also go Steve McFucking Queen of course. = )

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


      – the one you love to hate

    • Da_Boz


      • Tony


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