Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • busted

    Early dar is the best dar.

    • http://twitter.com/fredericlainof @fredericlainof

      I just paid $ 22.87 for an iPad 2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her PanasOnic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $ 38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $ 675 which only cost me $ 62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, http://to.ly/aRsU

      • http://twitter.com/fredericlainof @fredericlainof

        I just paid $ 22.87 for an iPad 2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her PanasOnic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $ 38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $ 675 which only cost me $ 62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, http://to.ly/aRsU

        • JstevensF

          I think I speak for everybody when I say: Go Fuck yourself Fred.

  • Mr_Peeks

    #27 find her?

    • AIDS

      AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS

      • Royce

        Leave that one to pedobear =(

        • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

          fuck you – if she is underage the Chive shouldn't be posting her pics!!!

          Her boobs are worth 20 years in prison!!!

        • its_forge

          She's waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy to old for Pedobear; she's got breasts. Or hadn't you noticed?

          • its_forge

            too <<<<

          • Coldzilla

            Yes cause breasts are a SURE sign that someones of age……. 😉

            • its_forge

              Pedophiles want nothing to do with anyone who has secondary sexual characteristics.

              • Coldzilla

                Well you seem to know ALOT about pedophiles….. 😉

                • its_forge

                  Hehe it's a byproduct of that continuous mental self-test to prove to yourself you're NOT one. And I'm not, I like my women grown up, with real taste in food and music and a very healthy sense of irony. And y'know, know what the hell they're doing in bed.

                  • Ewww

                    Continuously trying to prove to yourself you are not a pedophile, in itself should be a red flag buddy…

                    • its_forge

                      No, everyone does things like that, it's a perfectly normal part of a person's psyche. You do it too, you're just not willing to admit it. Your brain constantly runs self-checks to make sure it hasn't gone fucking bugnuts. This has been common psychological knowledge for 100 years or more.

            • Dudebroguyman

              No, but Ephebophilia is ok in my opinion. Biologically, she is ready. She is at least 16.

              • Shinrahunter

                Ephebophiles unite.
                Besides, this picture is atleast 2-3 years old.

      • Royce

        I'm afraid pedobear will have to do the finding =(

    • asdasd

      Dare I say photoshop?

    • find this blonde

      Same girl in number 17 of today's Find Her gallery.

      YES PLEASE FIND HER!!!!!!

    • Scumoftheearth4527

      Young, Dumb and eager for c…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000214752111 Armando Navarro

      she has a small head…

      • Erik618

        I think it's just juxtaposition.

        • I know.

          No it's definitely a head.

      • MacNCheesePro

        ….compared to her bewbies!

    • lil

      dude she's jail bait!

    • Xee

      Definitely Pedobear! More of her: Enjoy http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/4787905/1/10/C

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      Can we just all agree she has huge tits regardless of age?

  • Capitalsfan74

    #4 Ladies love.

    • Jamal

      Find him!

    • http://twitter.com/tonydeli7 @tonydeli7

      Haters gonna hate..

      • Enchullibung

        His Moustache is way too high

        • Al Bondigas

          sneezes out his eyes

  • Killer Whale facts

    A common killer whale usually eats 550 pounds of food each day

    • SweetAwesomeness

      hey asshole its shark week not whale week!!!! #38

      • Killer Whale Facts

        The Orca Killer whale is technically a dolphin. Killer whales deserve respect whatever week it is.

        • ROK247

          what better way to celebrate the awesomeness of sharks than by showing respect to THE THINGS THAT ARE SO BADASS THAT THEY EAT SHARKS FOR DINNER

    • Red

      Funny, so does Paula.

  • Z_b

    #22 fuck yeah

    • Keybored

      I see her bummie

    • Shawn

      Agent Provocateur Comercial?!

      • rlmnofjean-ious

        Yup. And an amazing one at that:

        • Spt

          let me link that for you

          • Spt

            it's faptastic!

          • Spivias

            so uhhh when is valentine day again?

          • DeadlyFormula

            and nobody has noticed the nipslip at 1:44

            • snocone90

              i most certainly did

            • snocone90

              also at 1:56, very subtle though

          • Derp

            Totally worth it. She can beat my ass any day.

          • dance forrest dance

            note to self: remember to forget valentine's day

    • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

      that is rosie huntington-whiteley

      • Shinrahunter

        it is, I hate to admit this but her face and over English voice fuck me right off 😦

    • absolutcarcrazy

      "Fucking and Punching"

      • Catch

        Blindfolded and gagged, his book is gonna suck.

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        props for the Californication reference. That show rocks

    • hogizzle

      As long as those are her panties in his mouth, it's worth it…

    • Thomas

      Please Redo this commercial with Kate Upton this year.

      • Wade Wilson

        Yeah this Rosie bitch is repugnant looking. Don't get me wrong- nothing unacceptable about the body, I just want to punch he in the ugly face because it's ugly.

        • That Guy

          Most Overrated Women of 2011, 36 Rosie Huntington Whiteley

          Sure she’s got a smokin’ hot body or she wouldn’t be a Victoria’s Secret model, but there’s something funky going on with that schnoz of hers that has us wondering how she made it so far in the business when there are loads of similarly sexy ladies out there that we don’t look at and wonder if they used to box as a child. She certainly wouldn’t have been the VS model we’d have picked to replace Megan Fox.

          • Shinrahunter

            I'll thumbs up because, it's true.

  • Adam

    Paule your dum I just wanted to let you no. You always posting the comments which not funny and also your bad at writing. You always makeing peoples angry and I donut like you. Pleas stop and go away.

    • dick tracey

      cant tell if troll or just stupid…

      • toml

        I vote for Dee, Dee, Dee.

    • Matthew

      Why don't you like donuts Adam?

      • Adam

        Becase they hurt then I put them in your butt.

    • James Westfall

      Adam
      Y U Try Too Hard?

      • jasgat

        Adam… If this is a attempt at humor you pretty much fucking suck

        • Mada

          Hecklers gonna heck.

    • Grammar Police

      I just had an embolism…

  • BLAKE

    hi

    • Urban

      Please don't procreate.

  • winfields

    could watch #30 for a while

    • Mokuseitora

      its not like she isn't getting any practice or nuffin… just saying…

      • NotPaula

        Is she old enough yet?

        • HolePwner

          Yep, she's 19

          • its_forge

            And has ridden Justin Bieber so hard they were both bowlegged for that weekend photoshoot in Mexico.

          • isawoj

            nope, 21

    • jackie_d_1989

      i know i weirdly couldn't look away?

    • Wade Wilson

      Why do dudes like chicks that look like they're 14? Like Emma Watson?
      Not a bad looking girl, obviously but Jesus she is waaay too young looking for my tastes.
      I like women, not girls.

  • JuanCamdingo

    #45 – “These are not the black belts we’re looking for.”

  • Hand of Fate

    #40 is my wife! I'm very proud of her!

    And, contrary to some of the stereotypes people were saying about "Models" last week, in addition to being a Chivette, she is also the smartest, nicest, and least shallow girl I've ever met, Which is why I asked her to marry me.

    The jury is still out on why she said "Yes" though…

    We did submit two other pics with DAR and Chive On on them, but I think they didn't get them in time for today's DAR, so maybe later in the week.

    • BOCO Kid

      I agree. No idea why she said yes either. But that said…Well done sir! She is hot! It's great having a hot Chivette Wife (I should know as mine is Awesome!)

    • Pokey

      You be sure to tap dat ass every night. Chive on!

    • Seldi84

      Congrats.

      Why are you on the chive when you could be in bed with her?

      • asdasd

        Because she's on the Chive and has to be done with it before she can get down with it!!
        Bow chicka wow wow

    • Heads Up

      No one cares.

    • Zach

      Don't be too hard on yourself dude. She probably said yes, because you are a nice guy who treats her with respect. Either that or you make a shlt load of money.

      • Hand of Fate

        Haha. I have my good points too, but thanks!

        • Mithandrirs

          She said yes Because you are a Chiver!!!!!!

      • asdasd

        Or he's hung like an elephant…

        • Ewww

          Stop thinking about his penis you weirdo.

          • josh

            great….now i'm thinking about his penis too!!

            • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

              lolz everybody is thinking about his penis now.

    • NebraskaGuy

      You're a lucky man! Never thought I'd say this to another guy, but daaamn your wife is hot! lol

    • asdasd

      To troll you a bit, seeing that "less shallow" is actually "deep", I too would like to know why she agreed to marry you. I kid of course.

      What we can get out of this is that, of all the models there, the chivette was the hottest.
      What does that mean?

      • Trollrater

        Worst troll since Kanye West.

        • asdasd

          I'm not good at trolling, usually I am a nice guy…

          • dub

            lol. You're like the bank robber that everyone ends up feeling bad for.

    • Master_Rahl

      Fate, you've got yourself a keeper there. Lots of good qualities (in addition to being dead sexay) and you've succeeded in changing this Chiver's opinion of those models. I mentioned too skinny and overly made-up. WELL, Mrs. Fate definitely does not suffer from either malady. I stand pleasantly corrected. (oh, and congrats you lucky S.O.B.)

      • Hand of Fate

        Thank you! I'm glad it had the desired effect of changing some minds.

        Props on the Sword of Truth shout out btw, though my wife and I are more Game of Thrones fans (we read the books a while ago, though we like the tv show a lot too!).

        • JohnAtell

          A Song of Ice and Fire had been my favourite book series since 2001. It is known.

          My respect for you has gone up ten fold. Chive on!

          p.s. I stand on your side of the model argument.

        • Master_Rahl

          Game of Thrones. Yeah, loving the show (dying while waiting for Season2), been hearing many good things about the books. Must read! Thx for the SoT reference. My all-time fave series. They really crapped the bed with Legend of the Seeker though…

          • Hand of Fate

            I read the first SoT book like a year ago, but haven't had a chance to go on to number two. It seems like such a long series its almost intimidating, even after Game of Thrones. Definitely give GoT a try though. Then it'll be your NEW favorite series!

    • ROR

      ARRR! The eternal struggle between bowing to my fellow chivers awesomeness and the insane envy continues!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=542103357 Jacob Hiner

      I am so envious

    • Hich

      Miami = Dolphins fan?

      I suppose it doesn't matter – we're ALL Chivers here.

      • Hand of Fate

        No, for the record, my favorite team on any given Sunday is usually the one playing our eternally disappointing Dolphins, hah.

    • Mada

      If your wife was a fashion model you wouldn't give a fuck if her picture was on the Chive. If, for some extremely strange and perverted reason, you do – you've got some issues. Lose/lose.

      • TheFuck?

        r u serious?

        this just in, no one post pictures on the chive or you've got issues

        the website can shut down now lulz

        • FuckThe

          r u serious?

          this just in, all pictures on the Chive come from other websites

          • TFuHcEk?

            #6, #19, #38, #40, #42

            And those are just the chicks. Your argument is invalid.

    • Ocean

      Too bad her husband is an insecure idiot, who desperately tries to prove himself to a bunch of people on the internet thinking his wife is some kind of a status symbol. Does it feel good to know some people will jerk off to your wife`s picture? Yeah, you respect her that much…

      • Hand of Fate

        lol! Umm, my wife models in front of thousands of people, has done commercial, and had her pictures all over, so why should it bother her or I either way if it was on the Chive too?

        I'm proud of my wife, and don't need to hide her in a burkha or something, and we were both also annoyed with the stereotype comments made about models. Deal with it.

        Do you troll every person who posts a picture on here? lol.

        • Ocean

          Dude i'm sure your wife is the star of the village, don't get me wrong. Yet with all THAT exposure, you still feel the need to show her around like she's some sort of thing. It just shows you have self-esteem issues. That's not being proud…that's being insecure and looking for validation.

          If a single girl in need of validation sends in some pictures that's one thing…
          If a husband has to talk his wife into submitting some pictures…that's just sad!

          • Anne Franenstien

            Submitting pictures of your hot wife is cool but bragging about it just makes you look like a douche. Chive on

          • andy

            dude the fact youre defending yourself isnt a good look… let it be, at the end of the day youre inside her

            • Hand of Fate

              Hah, suppose you have a point. Chive on!

              • Monk

                Bottom line: Haters gonna Hate. Chive on.

          • Gabsy

            This discussion is boring. Hush the both of you. Let's just enjoy watching "Hand of fates" wife and keep the ethic and psychological bs for some lady magazine forum.

          • Jordan

            Shut up dude. I want to see more of this chick with possibly less clothes. Stop screwing it up for everyone else because your girl is fat.

      • Yawn

        So true though. Except it's not his wife. Do you really think a guy with a fashion model wife, who looked like that, would sit on DAR all day talking to people? LMAOGTFOSRSLYLOL

        • Gabsy

          Good point. Why aren't you convincing her friends to join the both of you in your jacuzzi like any normal guy would do?

        • Hand of Fate

          Only when he is at work, killing time waiting to go home to her, lol.

    • T_Bag

      You, sir, are a very lucky man, double win with her!

      Mr Fate, with all due respect, and remember I'm saying will ALL due respect, I think I speak for some other Chivers when I say MOAR!

    • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

      bananaphone

    • Dan-0

      I can NOT believe none of you Chivers know Kelly Brook. Who by the way is not married.

      • Negative

        We all know Kelly Brook. Apparently YOU don't know who she is though, or are just extremely bad with faces!

  • Urban

    #24 GIF please.

    • Spt
      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=735265116 Ben James Bridge

        So awkwardly arousing.

        • Catch

          There's nothing awkward about it. She's working out valuable muscles in a very rewarding exercise that will also help her give better handjobs.

    • edders

      whats her name????

      • David

        Emma Stone

    • Hich

      I feel like we've had this conversation already… Last time this was posted, some asked for(and subsequently received) the same thing.

      • Jared

        You are correct Hich, this same exact thing has happened once before

        • Bluto

          It is a glitch in the Matrix.

          • Bluto

            Usually happens when the machines change something.

            • dub

              Damn it, my arm is gone. Just disappeared. Sonofabitch. Anyone else having problems?

              • frederickreading

                i have an opinion also

    • max

      this girl is so awesome, that i can bet she is a chivette already.

      • That Guy

        oh god, i hope not. that would pretty much put her hotness/coolness factor down to negative.

  • MigraineBoy

    #20 I WILL try that.

    • Vanxidar

      lol humanity fail

  • Yawn

    Find her!
    MOAR!
    DAR is awesome!
    Chive on!
    Like a boss!
    Early DAR!
    Show us your tits.
    Yum yum yum!
    Get back in the kitchen.

    Am I missing some or have I managed to cover most so you can refrain from commenting for the rest of the week?

    • Yawn

      That is all.
      Boom goes the dynamite.
      Need I say more.

      Blah blah blah, I'm an idiot Chiver and I contribute nothing useful!

      • j22

        Nothing useful? Dude there is an interesting whale fact in a previous post.

    • racerx2112

      You forgot these two:

      First!
      Paula is dumb because (fill in blank)

    • bigmikeskinsfan

      hahaha…well done. you got a lot of negative marks but I gave you a thumbs up.

    • C-Mo

      ladies and gentlechivers….i give you paula's little brother.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No way. We were supposed to be twins but I ate him in the womb already.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one who ate

    • Clover

      Get back in the kitchen! That is all!

    • Death to Yawn

      My name is Yawn and I'm a Douchebag. I can't get laid so I go to websites and annoy others. I should say I used to do that, up until the time that those that I annoyed found me and killed me slowly.

      Fellow Chivers – do you accept the Challenge?

      Find Yawn and punish

      • Yawn

        My name is Death to Yawn and I like reading the same dumb comments every day because I don't have a brain, and I can't really come up with anything interesting to say on my own so I hate on people who are poking fun at other people who make the comment section look like a sex ed class at a community college. Also, I like to derp, hard.

        • Really?

          If the comments are all the same and boring, why do you keep reading them? Just look at the pictures, FAP, and bugger off.

          • Yawn

            Because even if every day of your life is more or less the same, you keep living, hoping that something great will happen, and occasionally contribute to making it so.

            • DWD

              What have you contributed besides your Troll post, that was brilliant or interesting?

              • Yawn

                I submit at least one original picture per week, sometimes more (only two of which have ever actually made it on the site) and I submitted an entire gallery of hot chicks which was posted a while back. Aside from that, I post comments every day, and not the bullshit ones, like ones listed above, but ones which – despite sometimes being "unpopular" – generate discussion and thought.

                How about you?

    • Lotus

      Nailed it!

    • JHL1

      Still missing:
      Tits or GTFO!

  • Htisss

    #2 so long and thanks for the fish…#10 very hot despite not normally liking tattoos…pity we don't get to see the complete package

    • ilovethechive

      #10 Tweedle…Suicide Girl and very sexy http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xykBjYFxB5A/TbC23qD6gkI

      • lemurfart

        shes actually alot better looking when you dont see the whole thing

    • M.K.

      Dolphins can Fly. We're screwed.

      • Bluto

        Dolphins have always been able to fly, it is just in short bursts because they are too lazy to keep flapping their flippers.

        • Catch

          Also, they don't want us to know of their abilities.

    • Chesty Laroo

      Glad someone made the fish reference on the first page.

  • Token Black Chiver

    #38 That is all

    • Derp

      What is all? What the fuck does that even mean?

      • That Guy

        this. i've been wondering that for awhile…..

    • Catch

      Falling coconuts kill more people than shark attacks.

      • its_forge

        And slipping in the bathroom kills hundreds of times more than *that.*

        • Napoleon C4

          Where does death by auto-erotic asphyxiation rank on this list?

    • KyleGamgee

      Yeah, she's cute.

  • https://www.facebook.com/christian.linenko Christian Linenko

    Dude #49 FTMFW.

    • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

      what ^ said

    • Nathan_Wind

      Ditto.

    • Yawn

      DERP

    • Master_Rahl

      I second that (AND third!!)

    • Jimbo

      Dat ass, find it.

    • OwnerOfYou

      wow…. just perfect. best posted on Chive… ever?

    • Catch

      Those are some serious curves.

    • max

      i am very surprise that nobody posted anything about this precious ass before…perfect roundness and beautiful shape of a gap….clap clap clap

      • SeaBassEX

        I don't want to see the words "gap" and "clap" that close together again.

        • Gabsy

          He probably just missed the "m" between the "a" and the "p"… three times…

          • Salute my shorts

            i think he missed "F" instead of "Cl" three times.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Only 1 problem with this pic. Not HQ.

      • Jay B.

        what are you gay?

    • Lotus

      Not a fan of bow-legged girls. They seem to be somewhat of a golden standard here at the chive, strange.

      • Squiggy

        This is not bowlegged. Ashley on the Bachelorette is bowlegged. *Turns in man-card after realizing he admitted to watching that show*

        • Lotus

          I looked up this Ashely from Bachelorette and she does appear to have the same bow-legged shape that the chive drools over as, dare I say, "gaptastic". Most chivers have a strange taste in women, definitely not bad, but certainly unusual.

          • Squiggy

            Most people on theChive, and apparently its staff, think that a "gap" simply refers to a crotch shot. A true gap has absolutely nothing to do with a bowlegged shape. Since the thighs touch in #49, as they should for a true gap, she most certainly not bowlegged.

    • theoceanbeauty

      Fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go 'round

      • Truth

        Also, they die prematurely from diabetes, but no one is singing about that.

    • south

      No 1 Hypnosis tool….

    • Russel

      i want to go to there…

    • Xee

      FRONT please, can I have it?

    • korrie

      I want to marry this woman and worship her everyday for the rest of my life

  • Oasis

    #33 Every guys fantasy. A rump cooking in the kitchen.

    • Htisss

      She is sweet. Any clue to identity?

      • grog

        looks like isla fisher

        • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

          WRONG!!

        • MadMansDad

          WTF! Does it look like your mom too?

    • giggles

      Is that butt real!?

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #10 Owling….you're doing it right!!!!

  • ilovethechive

    #10 Delish!
    #11 If you have to ask then it was prolly slutty
    #19 Yummy!!
    #24 Y U No Gif?
    #42 FTMFW!!
    #49 Very Close 2nd to FTW

    • ilovethechive

      #49 cause it didnt fit and I wanted to see it again :p

    • Yawn

      I fucking hate you.

      • ilovethechive

        Any reason in particular?

        • Yawn

          See 99% of your comments for answer.

          • Fuck You Yawn

            You should hate me because every time i fuck your mother, she makes me sandwiches

  • Aerentitus

    #14 Not cool…friggin koalas are dangerous! I've been to Oz several times for work, and once went out into the bush for a week. Ran into a koala on a tree, figured it was cute, tried to pet it…got mauled. It's always the adorable ones you gotta look out for.

    • Down Under

      Cool story mate.

    • Luke

      this one was found after surviving bushfires and a 40C day (well over 100F) a couple years ago. they go looking for water, these guys found it and gave him some! very cool!
      But yep, can be dangerous, only if you annoy them though

      • Aerentitus

        Yeah I am going to have to admit that rolling up on one unawares while it was (I am pretty sure) sleeping, probably qualifies as "annoying" it. :-p In any event, lesson learned!! Glad the little guy in this pic got help though. Vicious…maybe. But still adorable. =)

    • canitfatso

      you really tried to pet a wild animal, then blamed it for attacking you? you're an idiot.

  • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

    #12 is pretty cool.. but seriously, who has time to figure that out?

    • Not that cool

      Nor is it really cool.

    • Wrangler86

      its also in cars 2… part of the crowd at one of the races near the finish line.

    • Capt Obvious

      People with eyes?

    • Ian

      Everyone knows about this.

      Everyone.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=735265116 Ben James Bridge

    #24 'this where the cool down juice comes from?'

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #34 I don't always hump your leg, but when I do, it's in front of everybody.

    • DogWithCorona

      Go ahead and walk out on me just like your mom, bitch.
      Whered i leave my godamn Camels… (cut to 5 mins of angry incoherent mumbling)

  • Alan

    #49 This pic. This is the pic

    • Yawn

      This comment. This is the worst comment.

    • south

      My lust towards Hump went up big time

    • Liko

      EPIC PIC. Dat triangle is insane !

    • H. Olivier

      You know… You know what's good

  • http://www.facebook.com/jonathan.prack Jonathan Prack

    Got to love the DAR what a great way to finish the day. Oh and #46

    • Yawn

      Blah blah blah, I say the same shit every day.

      • its_forge

        Yeah y'know when you point that out *once* or even *twice* it's valid, but when you go after every single comment in an entire post and say it, it's really, really fucking tiresome, so y'know, could ya shut the fuck up now please?

        • Yawn

          Did I go after every comment? No. Also, you have a pretty dirty mouth for a perverted old man who stalks the Chive all day. Kthx.

          • That Guy

            agreed. forge is at the top of the list of people on this site who need to fuck the hell off. he acts more like a creepy, chive-fellating old woman.

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