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  • Oliver Klosov

    #1 more like Cow a Dooty.

    • Efaray

      Hmmm, he doesn't look Asian…

    • Special_k

      Looks like you haven't seen the GIF version of it.

    • sarcasm

      Can he actually fit his fingers in the trigger?

    • Bud

      hes the final boss at the end of McDonalds

  • Marianna

    Niice

  • jason_in_pc

    #35 really? i bet a lot of ppl still fall for shit like that.

    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

      You mean, they're not actually helping?

    • kshell25

      They would change tactics if it never worked

    • hMMMM

      not everyone on the internet is bad, you know.

      • jason_in_pc

        OH, OK.. So i give you my credit card number?
        somethinh tells me this kat is legit guys.. you can take turns entering your credit card number in the reply to field below. dont forget the ccv and the exp. date though.

        • hMMMM

          *trolled

    • http://www.facebook.com/alexandre.paradis Alexandre Paradis

      Yeah, don't trust this kind of shit people! I can verify it for real, just put your credit card infos in reply…

  • orangewhip

    #40 spelling police have policed you.

  • misschris

    #14 Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide; it's a killer!

    • Oliver Klosov

      That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

      You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

      • Broseph Stalin

        Brother: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying:

        "O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

        And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu..
        Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.

        Brother: And the Lord spake, saying:

        "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
        Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
        Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
        Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
        Five is right out.
        Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

        Maynard: Amen.

        • EasyE

          Nice copy and paste

    • tim
      • JHL1

        There are those that call you…… tim

    • Birdhaus32

      I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?

    • Kodos

      RUN AWAY!

      • tret20

        why dont u guys all go act it out

  • Steve

    #14 Don't for get the book of armaments, you need the Holy Book of Armaments to work the Holy Hand grenade

    • Birdhaus32

      And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals

    • Birdhaus32

      And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

    • Kodos

      1…2…FIVE!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=722485153 Patrick Conley

        3 sir

  • Gooberman

    #23
    well thanks for that…not sure i could've figured that out on my own

    • JHL1

      I've got the weirdest nose right now.

  • Dan

    #9 Motherfucker!

    • Ori

      Motherlover

    • heywood jablome

      ahem… mother lover. thanks.

  • http://thechive.com/ Joe

    Put those on facing backwards and Pinocchio just got a new nose..!

    #23

    • SAH

      What

      • http://thechive.com/ Joe

        a brown nose…. get it? cmon!

    • Moar

      I get it – that's funny. But pretty fkn gross.

  • http://www.gfys.org/ true

    #1 Your average Chiver

    • Kodos

      impossible.. I use a rifle

  • Colin_

    #23 #24
    Pinocchio has been lying.

  • dastlast

    #11 Boyz 'n the hood!

  • http://www.gfys.org/ that guy

    #38 Chivettes

  • Brian King

    #29 this could be a shitty situation

    • the elusive

      punny

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    #35 Totally legit gimme your credit card number

  • acoustrix

    #9 , #25 , #27 i'd hit it

    • 6655321

      Agree. Except you left out #24.

  • Bud

    #25 You should fuck her and have her send you a check for $12 on your birthday

    • mondaycansuckit

      u should fuck her on her plastic covered couch

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      And you KNOW she don't need no contraception…

      Also, #17 – Aisle win (you'll lose)…

    • Adam

      Have you seen her up close?? EWWWW! Smoke and mirrors. and she is only late 30's.

  • Micky

    #24 still no idea what that is. some sort of sea creature?

    • hMMMM

      it's a red headed sea snail. they're found in england.

    • Corbin

      It's a woman's foot

    • Josh

      #5's foot after his burnout

  • Nick_FTW

    #41 I see London, I see France, I see, oh wait never mind

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #5 – Fat in Time!

  • Hand of Fate

    #11 and #23 So wrong…

    #35 The sad thing is, that has worked before I'm sure.

  • Birdhaus32

    #27 just looks like an old fashion good time

    • Adam

      Looks like an old fashioned attention whore…and that is not a Gambit Cos.

  • olfisheye

    #9..she must be helping hin adjust his pinochio boxers #23

  • Kwilliams5000

    You sir are an asshole

  • Amelia

    #7 reminds me of "Knife Wrench! For kids."

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