Meet the idiot college freshman (26 Photos)

  • Mikenasty

    #11 classic

  • CaptainInsano

    how about this one:

    "I'm so poor..

    Parents pay for everything

  • Coldzilla

    #1 FIND HIM!

    ( and send him a link to this thread 😉 )

  • Paul Andrew Nunez

    Takes a Language class

    Tells girls hes fluent

  • @jonathandiaz0

    Am I the only one who misses Douche bag Steve ?

    • Troll

      Scumbag steve

  • Rose3191

    Shit, starting college in the fall. Will use this as a 'Do not do' guide.

    • northerner

      Good for you, Rose. May you do well and know much success…from the looks of today's society and youth, you will be unique and doors will open for you. Persevere.

      • Rose3191

        Well thank you! I will do my best, I always have theChive to fall back on after all!

  • steve


  • northerner

    Signs of the culture we've built over the years since I was in a small industrial town commuter college back in the 60s. It turned out WAY more Liberal than it ever was when I was there. The new crop of "future 'Murricans". God help US. We Boomers screwed up American badly enough since then. These guys will probably nail Her coffin shut. If we haven't done that already. No, I'm not in a positive mood tonight.

  • Jack Mehoff

    That makes no sense.

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  • bkfrijoles

    i find it funny that he wearing a UNH hoodie.. it should be ASU or Ohio

  • Vanxidar

    his tag and his face doesn't quite match.. unlike good guy greg B)

  • Shack

    #10 :/ A little too far, Chive? I will have to confess to the textbook thing, though. And yes, I miss Scumbag Steve.

  • Christopher

    TOO True…

  • Coogs

    I'm a Senior at UH and still keep my key on a lanyard (separate from my car and house keys which are on a key ring). Am I gonna die?

    • UH Alum

      No you won’t fellow Coog. Just remember, WHAT WOULD CASE KEENUM DO? Go Coogs!

  • Paul

    I love the people that bitch about THE CHIVE… and they just keep coming back time and time again…. to bitch about it…

  • @panamex512

    This is too true. Great post!

  • Just me

    I've got one:

    Never cared much about football before. Goes to every game with full body painted team colors.

  • Eric D

    Unfortunately, a couple of these could describe what my first year was like. Particularly #18

    • thom

      We used to just sleep in the library.

  • ebits21

    Enjoys talking to strangers during frosh week. Sticks to the same group for the next 4 years.

  • Sugreev2001

    My friend is exactly like that,except he's 26

  • John

    puts up his hand for every question… never has the right answer

  • BabyMistakes

    #13 This is perfect.

  • Shan Haroon

    Know what's funny, I'm probably goj g to end up doing half those things on accident in about 3 weeks…

    Scared as hell!!!!

  • p1babyarm

    #11 So damn true…Just walk around Lubbock and all you see are douches in North Face

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