A few GIFS to destroy any chance of you getting work done

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  • jim

    #15 brought a tear to my eye

    • HUNK

      I smell a Darwin award nomination.

      • Randy Marsh

        Yeah he deserved that one. Idiot

    • http://twitter.com/Dini_muetter @Dini_muetter

      Excuse my ignorance, I do not play paintball, but what's happening in this gif?

      • dub

        He was trying to take the CO2 canister off and he had his thumb over the trigger. He accidentally pulls the trigger and shoots himself right in the groin region.

        Those things leave welts and can even break the skin if it his unprotected skin. I assume a nut shot would be painful at such a close distance.

    • hMMMM

      if you look closely, he checks to see if the barrel is pointing at his groin, then purposely pulls the trigger with his thumb. He's probably wearing a cup, too.

      • thom

        Even if he staged it and was wearing a cup, it sure looked like that hurt like a bitch.

        • DWD

          That would be the acting part.

      • DWD

        Yea, also he smiles right before doing it.

    • jeremy

      yeah, he clearly pauses right before he pulls the trigger. i'd shoot my self in the nuts if i had a cup on. you'd barely feel it.

  • James

    #12 f*ck me that is a heavy hit!

    • sarcasm

      blonde on blonde violence?

    • Mike

      Man, that dude has horrible reaction time… Either that, or I figure he thought it would be softer to use her to stop than to jump out of the way and fall.

      • _GTO_

        he was looking down during the start of the run. only saw her at the last second POW! right in the kisser

        • absolutcarcrazy


    • SunTzuWannabe

      That will teach her to be outside of the kitchen lol

    • the elusive

      dude is in the wrong sport

    • phil

      the guys face in the background is priceless

    • Stupid Hurts

      find her?

      • argh

        gabi szabo

    • Paul

      I will bet that one of them didnt get up after that hit!

    • superchiveme

      bitch get out my way i got a metal to win!!!

  • max

    i dont get it, what is #7 doing?

    • alexri

      I believe "mugging from the most distracted dude on earth" would explain it

    • Catbra

      Max, if you go overseas, give your wallet to someone else or you're going to end up in a GIF like this

    • Munk85

      looks like he was eating noodles..

    • Z_b

      stealing his wallet with chopsticks

    • Mr. Miyagi

      Man who pickpocket with chopstick accomplish anything

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1316731633 Born To Booze

      don't worry, he's the wallet inspector

    • David

      Not sure if trolling… or just very stupid

  • alexri

    Who doesn't love GIFS?

    • absolutcarcrazy

      Blind people?

      • dub

        The closest thing to a GIF for a blind person is a back massager.

    • shelbo


  • wtf

    #10 Fuck that

    • careverga
    • davi311b

      is it possible that this is similar to the infamous phantom dogfish video. perhaps the high salt content in the soy sauce was enough to cause a reaction in the dead octopus

    • Dude

      I've Seen Enough Hentai To Know Where This Is Going

    • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

      muscles retracting. it's not alive

      • TheChipification

        Still wouldn't eat it.

        • Spivias

          dont hate them until u try them
          its actually rly good

      • Frank

        I'd bet its alive, they usually are.

        They also fry fish alive with a towel over its head so its still gasping when they serve it at the table.

        • vegeta

          they do eat that shit when it's still moving in korea…

      • humptus

        Lol knowing japs, you'd be surprised if it isn't a live one.

    • hatersgonnahate

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=17815425 Adam Purcell

        What the hell is the Association of Copyright for Computer Software? And why would they take away a vid of a dancing squid. Bastards.

    • ShaHiROHara

      Don't they know there is such a thing as beef? Srsly, eew.

      • Hmmmm

        Kobe Beef?

    • ilovethechive

      #10 made me #11

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000214752111 Armando Navarro

      Poor little guy…

  • Catbra

    #16 Ah, how many times have we been caught? ;-)

    • Tatty Boo

      Who is she??

      • I heart boobs


      • lexi

        Her name is Kristi, goes by kristigail4 on youtube.

        • Really?

          And he is probably the least funny guy on youtube. Such a douche.

    • Demon_Cleaner


    • TheBAMFinater

      They want you to look, otherwise why put them on display?

      • DrWar

        Well as a guy, i wouldn't be offended if a woman stared at me down there

      • hMMMM

        In all my years, I still haven't heard a good response for that.

      • femtrooper

        They want you to look, but the occasional eye contact while talking would be nice too :P

        • DWD

          Not how we evolved.

          Maybe then you should have them out, then slowly pull the shirt up as you want us to make eye contact. That's called being a team player.

    • BadHillbili

      About as many times as a fish has been caught taking the bait.

    • MrMan13

      But seriously , if they didn't want us to look they wouldn't be out there!

      • http://gypsy-whisperer.tumblr.com Bella

        Exactly, Mr. Man.

        I'd pull my top up if it was a problem, or just use my hands more when I talk to distract if something was really low.

        But yeah, be discreet and make some eye contact. It's awkward when they're just looking down the whole time.

    • Sham
    • KyleGamgee

      They really are quite nice.

  • BaconBoy

    Ron Swanson rules.

    • JacksonMcNasty

      Ron F*CKING Swanson rules

  • Eddy

    #14 Don't worry guys, I'm OK. The one called Preytor didn't manage to get into my brain and take over my body. It's cool.

  • alate

    #10 aw, wtf, that's going automatically into my "hell, no" list

    • D Brandywine

      I do not like nor approve of this.

      In the future, please do not post pictures or gifs of animal cruelty. Thanks.

      • Dutch

        not sure what the animal cruelty is here. just putting soy sauce on their food.

      • Tanz

        Yeah, can't say I think that's animal cruelty. I wouldn't eat it, but it's just food.

      • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

        animal cruelty?? stfu troll

      • Frank

        You have to think that most animals get eaten alive in the wild.

      • Paul

        I totally agree…
        Dont need that here at all…

      • Djblue

        It's actually NOT alive. The squid has had it's head removed (likely just a few minutes before). It's a nerve reaction to the salt in the soy sauce. See the frog legs in this post, too. Definitely dead! http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2011/08/01/1388

        • Djblue

          Oh, and I still wouldn't eat it, dead or not. Thanks, I prefer my food to NOT crawl off the plate at all.

    • EZEE

      Seriously Japan, WTF?

    • DickHammer

      Doesn't look that bad, don't they eat Tiger cocks or balls or some weird shit like that?

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #6 nailed the landing!

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      He kept going to

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

    #8 Whoever put butter on that stick is an asshole

    • Mike

      No butter. Just gravity embarrassing fat chicks again.

    • Chamezz

      Butter lol.

      Gravity 1 – 0 Her

    • Gern Blansten

      If it was butter, she probably would have tried to eat the stick.

      Maybe trying doing a pullup you land-manatee.

    • hMMMM

      saw this one coming

    • stowellka

      let me see if i get this right?
      fat unathletic chick is now going to not only hold her own weight by her hands ,but due to swinging motion will have to hold more?

    • thom

      Its more the problem of all of the butter that has been on her plate.

    • Mathias

      that bitch is to fat for a two piece

    • Cake is a Lie

      The butter was on her hands

    • Paul

      That rope was going to break anyway…

  • wickedjack

    #10 I don't care what anyone says; asians are fuckin bizarre

  • Dude

    #16 Can you really blame him?

    • Squidge

      whats this from

    • Gern Blansten

      If she didn't want people looking at the goods, she probably should have not put them in the shop window.

      • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

        i would like to put my face between those and nap

    • Thor Buttocks

      Don't dress like that and expect me not to try and slip my doodle in between them when you're not looking! Bloody double standards!

      • NicoleBree

        As a woman that has a body type very similar to this lady, we KNOW that when we dress like this, men are going to look. That's why we do it. I don't understand a woman who wears a very low-cut top then gets mad when men look. It's not hard to buy a shirt with a higher neckline. Don't show off your body if you don't want it looked at. Easy peasy.

  • max

    #That is just cruel, do not want!!!

    • max


      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

        It's dead – the sodium in the soy sauce just causes it's muscles to contract. That's why only the arms that get sauced move. If it were alive the back arms would too.

        • Frank

          It's common to eat these alive.

  • 8====D

    #10 i'm going to have nightmares

  • not again

    #12 Out of the kitchen and totally lost!

  • Ha Ha Ha

    #12 Either look where you're walking , or walk where you're looking, but really Get Back in the Kitchen!

  • dave

    #12 did she dies?

    • dub

      Yes. She exploded shortly thereafter.

  • http://thechive.com/2011/08/02/a-few-gifs-to-destroy-any-chance-of-you-getting-back-to-work/what-2/ Alex

    # 16


    • DWD

      Soon you will learn how to post?


  • Dane

    Status Check:
    #8 – Owned.
    #12 Owned.
    #15 Pwned.

  • Panda

    #11 had me rolling on the floor.

    • ROK247

      like, for real? seriously rolling around on the floor?

      • Panda

        like, super serial. I should probably get some furniture.

  • JOE


    • mesohorny

      Cruel people…they will eat it alive…next time you meet an asian chick, remember she eats alive animals..

      • p1babyarm

        Freshest is best

  • bbqboobs

    #10 I for one welcome our Baby Cthulhu overlord.

  • ian

    Find MOAR #16 please.

    • Skyler

      Kristi Gail Hatsell. Not much out there.

  • SkyVader

    #8 Paula totally deserved that.

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