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August 2, 2011 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Hot Women, Low Down Dirty
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i have a question, if a girl is seriously ''hot'' (really trim with breast implants and bleach blonde hair or any color hair…etc) will she be taken seriously ..will she be a girl who you would consider bringing home to ma and pa or would she be a trophy …why am i asking this? because …this is chive and chive is therapy.
Chive, why you not have more t-shirts!?
get a life.
#3 #9 are freaky! and #33 is exactly what my dog does every time I let here outside!!!!
oops i meant her!
stop doing those freaky ones chive, lol, they haunt me
#3 looks like my girlfriends vagina, #9 looks like her ass hole
You… need to meet another girl someplace.
#1 is gonna loose her eyebrows
also has a rather nice bottom
not the sexiest thing ive seen but id still do it…
'm pretty damn sure that's my wife. Proud day
Burn off eyebrows, draw them back on. Woman logic.
Might burn her legs, eyebrows, face and all she's worried about is the smell. If that was me, I wouldn't be worrying about any of it.
I think you misunderstood the picture. The girl is trying to blow out the lighter with a queef.
The word is "lose", capiche?
#2 I think there's your problem
What? Girls fart?
You're obviously not married.
ah so true… i remember when i used to think that
Took the words right out of my mouth.
Yea but it's wayyy more gross when they do
If I'm dating a girl and she farts….. it's over.
she's going to light a rainbow on fire XD
Is it just me, or #20 looks sexier than #33 ?
It's just you
Lucy Mecklenburgh, most likely NSFW
And yet they're both bitches!
Bitches like mud!
Um. It's the front of a store. Awesome. Quality work, Chive.
Next week – Pictures of the front of Target. Maybe we'll get Best Buy if we're lucky.
your idiocy is stunning…it's just beautiful
Yes, I'm an idiot because I think a picture of a national chain-store doesn't really belong in this post.
Look it up, moron.
It's the name of a song, I believe, though it was changed to "buy buy" instead of "bye bye".
Yes, and it's a well-known, national chain of stores for baby stuff.
So why is it in a post of "dirty time" pictures?
It's called RANDOMNESS for a reason you moron!
never heard of it and thought it was funny to think of buying a child from a store….so fuck off.
maybe because buybuy baby sounds like byebye baby… like you're getting rid of a baby… hmm… now this is a store, got a raging clue yet?
#2 #33 Looks like a shitty day.
Guys….#31, if it's a Photoshop, I think it's really cruel one.
Why you minus me? It's true. Only a freak could do such a terrible thing!
What do you mean "if"
how does he poop?
The other one vomits.
dude u read my mind
Went to school with that guy. He was pretty awesome and smart.
I don't think its photoshop… you can tell it is real from the pixels.
Pixels wont show if it's a high resolution image (unless its a really crappy PS) and if the feathered it, so many ways to hide the PS.
Human Centipede III: Twins
#6 extra room for my balls?
So the next person doesn't sit in piss. Am i missing something?
no, but if you do then at least you won't hit the seat.
code requires this on all commercial toilets, due to the fact that men might dribble on the seat, and then you would sit on it.
if your balls go there, then do you piss on the floor?
Long article, but here's the explanation:
…the “U” seat is preferred in public toilets because it is cheaper to produce, install, and clean.
i thought it was because if the sit fall while ur peeing standing up it wont break the stream
I thought that too, if you're peeing and the seat falls down, it'd be a disaster.
Alternatively it allows you to forget to raise the seat, start peeing, and then when your girlfriend says "Did you lift the seat up?" you can say yes, raise it up while still peeing, and if she checks you're golden (golden was probably not the right word to use in this situation).
More room for your hog when you have to poo. I posted it some where on here not too long ago.
The real "why" is why do guys feel the need to raise it when it was OBVIOUSLY designed to be left alone? Dudes–from a fellow dude–quit being so active and just take a lazy piss.
Because most dudes have shitty aim and end up pissing on the seat anyway. If you're too shy to piss in the urinal, then at least lift the seat. That way, those of us desperate enough to shit in a public restroom don't have to clean up a stranger's piss first.
It's so the seat doesn't hit you in the neck while you are puking.
it's so you wiener doesn't rub against it while taking a crap. Lowers the spread of disease/parasites.
My junk still hits the john. Just sayin'.
#1 Hopefully fire can burn that nasty fish smell from your cooch!
#23 This happened to me while driving through New Mexico… F*CK New Mexico
I'm glad u didn't leave ur nasty shit here, so thank u! Save ur sh*t for Texas
NM f*ck yeah!
No Sir, F*ck You If you can't afford tissue paper.
#20 Now that's a dirty downblouse! Boi-oi-oing!!
Lucy Mecklenburgh, a few NSFW google pics, most just NSFS (not safe for socks).
Dude did you just say blouse?
I'm still laughing xD
Oh so classy too. I think I might hang that up in my living room
#28 i dont get this one
Vaj is a nickname for the vagina. Hence, Vagina Butter.
hahah.. okay thx
I churned up some vaj butter last night! I churned up my girls snatch something fierce! It's so buttery.
This just means he watched some POV porn and imagined it was himself
she should probably go get that looked at. sounds kind of infectious
Not sure if trolling,
or just dumb….
Probably just doesn't speak English as a first language.
I don't think I can ever unsee #31
#7 If a lock is opened by many keys, It's a crappy lock. But if a key opens many locks then it's a master key
what if that lock is on the back door to the place, and there is no front door… is it gayer than twilight?
another twilight reference? the chivers are such a bunch of faggots.
Did you even read the rest of that
Definitely need to read the post before posting old joke.
#4 makes me #13
#4 is the more disgusting thing ever….but i want moar from the blondie….find her!!
made me laugh. I thought of that when I saw the commercial the first time.
Wow didn't know that was really a commercial
#6 is a cost-cutting measure. My question about that pic is why is the flushing handle green??
i think that they leave that part out so peoples' genitalia don't rub against the seat.
i figured it was for those endowed males to keep from touching the water when sitting, that is how i use it.
Actually, it is because the businesses who put in public restrooms know men won't lift the seat, so this keeps the seat… "cleaner." That is why you don't find seats like that in the women's bathroom.
Um, womens bathrooms totally have seats like that too, dude.
Green Handle is antimicrobial covering, but I still think that the foot pedals are less dirty than the handles.
Nope. Green handle is a low flow toilet. Flush up for #1 and down for #2
I thought it was a safety measure for guys, so if the seat accidentally falls while peeing you don't get your pee pee whacked.
#17 Pedobear approves
you approve, grandpa creep
Man you are trying way too hard. I remember my first page
LOL @ #19
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