Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • misainzig

    #10 I'll definitely be looking for those droids…

    • alexri

      If you find them, let me know

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509978233 Michael Tran

      For more pics of C-3P0 girl, http://www.voyonsvoir.fr/2010/12/08/blackmilkclot

    • Obi Wan

      They are not the droids you are looking for…

      • ROK247


    • sarcasm

      R2-Chivette is hotter

      • carl

        cant tell if sarcastic or just kissing ass.

        • sarcasm

          Ignore my name, I mean it. Curvier, actually likes Star Wars, also a Chivette = Win

    • Craig

      They are not fir sale if you want them….

    • Biggus Diccus

      Use the force on that ass!

  • misainzig

    Oh, and #11 is my unofficial hero. R.I.P.

    • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

      fat guy in a little coat

    • Matt

      I'm like JoJo, the indian circus boy with a pretty new pet!

      • Johnny Two Toes

        This is one of the funniest scenes in the movie… also, idiot, not indian.

    • Red

      He was brilliant, Tommy Boy, may he find eternal peace in a van down by the river.

    • JDS ballz

      Anyone know what Chris Farley Movie this pic ( link) is from?

      • D Spade

        Thats from his best role ever douche….if you don't know what movie that's from, I'm not gonna tell you

  • hater

    #5 nature is a trip

    • oldschool

      i would not want to be the jellyfish that has to find the clit on that…

  • cjwhookid

    #8 I would follow that anywhere

    • Anthony

      Correction I would make her follow me into the woods

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Norma Stitz. Worth googling.
      Also: I raised this one, hope it makes todays DAR.

      – the one you love to hate

      • theAdventuresOfJim


        i didn't need to see that, it was funny though… Bitch

      • Dr_StrangePants

        you insidious troll
        damn whoever you bribed for those thumbs up

      • H8Z_HOS

        Fugly cunt. Evil. Fugly. CUNT!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1435884678 Claudio Andre da Silva


    • Gevth

      Just keep your distance and stay cool until you see her buying a beer or blowing 18+ candles.

    • Mokuseitora

      Why does it feel like its going to move at some point?

    • thom

      You would be following her into a statutory rape conviction.

    • bdizzle

      Isn't that Sarah Hyland from Modern Family. Looks like JB but it isn't. Id rail it

  • https://www.facebook.com/CUtigers530 Matthew Rose

    #15 like a boss

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      An AK with no stock, a baby, and flip flops. This outfit looks ridiculously out of place when it's not in the kitchen.

      • Broseidon

        No mag either.

        • justsaying

          It is in her hand…she is practicing gun safety.

      • JDS ballz

        worst attempt at humor ever……second gayest name ever.

        2 awards for you today lil kid

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

          Wow, I guess you told me. I'm gonna go ahead and kill myself cause someone on the internet was mean to me. =(

    • dave

      this is one of the most depressing pictures I've ever seen, considering the degree to which this stuff actually goes on in Africa

  • G-thizzle


    • JstevensF

      only in line to lick my scrotum my good man.

  • guest

    #15 thats NOT her baby!!

  • nosebleed

    i just wanted to post something because im never on the first page.

  • James

    #8 cracking set of pins

    • Broseidon

      Stellar gams.

    • Tom

      brilliant stems

  • Dave

    #10 Those are the droids I am looking for…

  • Guest



    • de ja vu

      #16 patty?

  • twilightfan


  • Married Guy.

    #21 Just like a woman. Don't look at the newer more impressive and sexy female. Instead, stay with my frumpily dressed and boring ass. My wife doesn't like sex anymore. 😦

    • PunchFace

      LOLZ! Women never let you enjoy anything (like married sex).

    • kyoshizen

      Poor bastard. As far back as I can remember, my dad has been taking every opportunity to slip me the lesson "don't get married."
      Now that I'm 30 and engaged, I'm finally starting to see the wisdom in his words.

      • Married Guy

        Listen to your dad. Don't get married. You know why the bride always smile on her wedding day? Because it's the last blowjob she'll ever have to give.

        • Boss

          A woman marries a man expecting him to change, a man marries a woman hoping she won't.

          • Tomas

            Very, very wise words, Boss! =/

      • Durrrrr

        Why don't you just ummmm not get married? geez

      • Red

        Listen to your father…

    • Broseidon

      Except the girl in black isn't that attractive.
      At least, her face isn't.

      • Glenn

        Her face, her ass what's the difference?

      • JDelgado

        She has a face?

    • Glenn

      Poor guy can't even window shop.

    • Get it right

      Fuck you. I never let my husband forget he's a man. I want to prove all to sexless bitchy wifes wrong.

      • Graham

        Pics or it didn't happen

    • toban

      my wife loves strippers more then me, and sex life is good, sorry for you luck man, oh and my wife woulda took a pic of dat ass

      • c cup chivette

        your wife is a whore

    • Tom

      This is a pretty popular photo set that shows a front and back view of this very same scenario. The back view reveals her ass, and that's why everyone's looking. Chive needs to show the rest of it.

    • Do0zer

      Yeah sorry man. My wife enjoys checking out women as much as me. You can get married, just don't marry a stuck up bitch!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        I'll never get married. Why would I ruin a good thing 😀

    • Sped

      Notice how hard the woman is staring, though.

    • Dude

      What happened to the original pic?? Why did it get changed?

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice

    Gawd help me

    • Chris Hansen

      Go for it, I dare you.

  • alexri

    Now #18 would make me want to study art

    • Wade Wilson

      "Starry Gotham Knight" lol
      Hell, comics are why I'm an artist/writer…

    • Chris

      high resolution?

      • https://www.facebook.com/Juan.Guillermo.Chaves.F Juan Guillermo Chaves F

        my exact thought

        • BaM-BaM

          agreed, this needs to be on the next hi-res background post

  • alexri

    #15 The way Paula got raised

  • dash

    #4 Still not as gay as twilight

    • Red

      Best. Comment. Ever.

      • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

        yes it is

      • dash

        Thank you, it just came to me

    • That Guy

      shut the hell up about twilight already. people like you are the only reason it's still being mentioned.

    • its_forge

      I dunno man, I don't think there are many things in the universe gayer than Freddie.

    • zaldiboy


  • Patrick

    #14 is the most epic "Wash Me" reminder ever.

    • Gooberman

      i see no reason to wash it now

  • Chive On

    #21 WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • acash

    #22 Couldn't have said it better. That little chocolate center at the bottom, it's glorious

    • Liko

      HELL YES ! Love this part. Best ice cream's part ever.

    • bigdeal

      or the little waffle structure at the bottom of a cake cone or whatever the fuck its called. but only if all cells are full of ice cream.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I'm sorry I've neglected you the last few days dear minions; have been on the road a lot. We're combining the meetup with a small vacation around the Chicago area.

    – the one you love to hate

    • PieceofMind

      We?! How many does your clan comprise of?

      • Ironic name

        well the whole Chive staff. She works for the site. Making it a little bit worse every day

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679850617 Jeremy D Warren

      A vacation?? I didn't know one of the seven gates to Hell was near the Chicago area

    • http://www.facebook.com/mybrokentheory Alaa Shawkat

      why do they love to hate you ?!

  • chefmaster

    #23 is amazing

    • prune

      creepy is more like it

      • CuriousGeorge

        fake is even more like it

        • TChrisB

          Fake, but accurate.

    • enigma

      I don't like calling fake, but it is…. the patch on his/her nose switches sides…. neat though..

      • kep

        it is a gif made from ninja cat.

        • joe

          I love ninja cat. funniest shit ever!

  • http://gypsy-whisperer.tumblr.com Bella

    #17 No thank you.

    • Randy Marsh

      Speak for yourself. My last bid was at $85, but I couldn't bring myself to spending another dime.

    • Tom

      Agreed. No thanks Bubba. Notice how the picture is taken from the crotch to show perspective. The winning bidder will be looking up at their new "friend" Bubba from their knees, apparently.

      • http://gypsy-whisperer.tumblr.com Bella

        I thought the receiver was usually the one who paid…

    • http://www.facebook.com/evelyn.ponce Evelyn Ponce Quintero

      idk whats sadder, that he posted it or that he has 29 bids…

  • Nanook

    Literal definition of "Legs up to here" #8 Damn!

  • kyoshizen

    So, I'm guessing that people once thought that Freddie Mercury was straight. Too much coke in the 70s?? #4

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