Demotivational sports posters (29 photos)

  • zombierangoon


    it's funny because it's true.

    • VedHead77

      Of course it's true. It's in effing COMIC SANS!

    • JAFitC

      I used to think the Cubs were lovable losers.
      Then I realized they weren't lovable.

  • NebraskaGuy

    #28 Nice balls
    #7 Lol everyone in the pic is laughing, wtf?

    • Pat Overton

      Can I borrow your soccer balls? My friends and I want to ….. um …… practice! Yeah, that's it. Practice! B)

    • Mike

      They are laughing because the dude is faking.

      • guest

        they are laughing because thats the ref on the floor

        • @YWordArmy

          What's NOT funny is that Defoe can't put the ball in the back of the net.

    • Ernie

      it's the ref

    • Anonymous

      Not everybody is laughing; the little boy to the left of Defoe (the man standing) is dead serious.

    • Gibbo

      its because it is the referee thats down injured, no-one likes them, its only funnier if they have just taken a full on shot in the plums, or in the face.

  • paula


  • Killer Whale Facts

    Killer whales are protective of their young, and other adolescent females often assist the mother in caring for them. Mothers give birth every three to ten years, after a 17-month pregnancy.

    • alexri

      Cool story bro

    • yawn

      Not interesting anymore.

    • bambam


    • VedHead77

      It's shark week, asshole. Your turn isn't for another few months.

      • Killer Whale Facts

        Times newspaper
        'Several populations of skilled orcas around the world have learned how to overcome sharks using a combination of superior brain power and brute force.'

        (In Denzel Washington voice)' Sharks don't got shit on Orca's!'

        • WHALE FUCKER


          • Killer Whale Facts

            Orca Killer Whales are dolphins.

            • jasgat

              And you asshole are a tremendous tool.

              • Jen

                funny troll is funny.

        • Dan

          Did you mean Sam Jackson, tool?

          • Chivalrous

            No, Denzel. "Training Day"

        • NebraskaGuy

          Thank you for the awesome Killer Whale facts!

          Now I know!

    • Just Sayin'


      • Evan Wilkinson

        The other half is killing people.

  • Candybabe_66

    #15 I nearly pissed myself laughing.

    #12 This will NOT be a problem in my household. Never.

    • Sham

      Need a roommate?

      • Candybabe_66

        Only if you cook, clean, and leave the toilet seat down. ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • HUH?

          aaaaaaand now its a problem.

          • Candybabe_66

            Well, maybe not the cleaning part. But you better be able to cook me a damn meal. ๐Ÿ™‚

            • Beau Young

              The chance of two people being in a long-term relationship that both have a high sex drive is little to none. If you narrow it down to people who want sex as often as you do, chances are, most of them aren't compatible with you on every other level.

              TLDR; Find someone you enjoy conversing/physical activities with. The sex is never a given ๐Ÿ˜›

    • NebraskaGuy

      If you were a guy, you would have just earned another punch on your man card!

      • StevenTylor

        lol that's awesome!

  • truth

    #23 Your average Chivers

    • TRON


  • alexri

    #28 I'd say throw them a ball, but seems someone already did

  • Dan

    #26 That's awesome!

    • leotris

      Round the top off on the H and the fat guy looks like he has a cock and balls on his chest.

      • TCA


  • obvious

    #19 Thats gonna happen alot at the Chive meet up.

    • Candybabe_66

      More like touching each other.

      • HUH?

        wait, nadal is a white guy?

      • pat

        on their thimble length penises.

  • Brian


    if that's what I've been missing since giving up golf, it's time to dust off the clubs.

    • bunedoggle

      When did women's golf start involving hot chicks? Golf channel here I come.

    • Allen

      Who is dis is?

  • urinetrouble

    #18 Mind The Gap photoshoot???

    • Aly

      more like find the gap

    • BuddhaHaze

      Please, for the love of god, no…

  • jtease

    Who is #14 ?

    • urinetrouble

      read the bag man

    • Sham

      If only they would have written her name on her bag…

      • jtease

        That's fair.

      • DaddyD

        They did.

    • DubYA

      Natalie Gulbis, Read the Bag Sir

  • Htisss

    #18 worst upskirt ever…#4 so right despite doing it all wrong

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #14, I love a golfing-chick…

  • ilikecurves

    #13 Still not as gay as the Chivers going bat crazy over chics with no ass and ribs showing.

    • jasgat

      Well if you are into screwing Rosie O'Donnel types… Be our guest

    • HUH?

      dude, who pizzed in your coffee this morning?

    • Apollo

      Going crazy over chicks != gay.

      You're an idiot.

    • Robert Plant

      still not as gay as the chivers bringing up justin bieber and twilight everyday(twilight twice today) 'cause they've got raging hard-ons for them. bunch of faggots.

  • Maynard B.

    #6- Whatever happened to that bitch? Did she get banned?

    • Billy

      She is a dead ringer for the Heat Miser.

  • born2chive

    #14 MOAR Natalie Gulbis!!!

    • HillBilly Bone

      Agreed. Smokin'.

  • xDV8x

    #8 Cocks and ball

    • Dr_StrangePants


  • Pat

    #6 "Goal my Ass, Bitch!"

  • I keeps it real!

    #2 is BULLSH*T! Lil amish bastards don't pay taxes for those roads shouldn't be able to use those roads! IMHO

    • maxwell1965x

      Yeah, but they don't take government handouts or use a lot of government services, so it's kind of a net win for the rest of us. Plus, I remember the movie "Witness" — Amish chicks are hot!

      • #387

        You've clearly never smelled one!

        • 386

          right on!!

  • walkingtheriver

    #10 Vuvuzela's still aren't soccer equipment…

    • Ted E Bear

      typical Blue Bulls supporters …..

      • none

        agreed-SHARKS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n ๐Ÿ™‚

  • banned

    Paula`s dad was into bestiality and her mum was into midgets.

  • Doug

    #4 Is going to ruin a perfectly good driver trying to hit that ball on the concrete!

    • Tony

      It's apparently really soft concrete, she stuck her tee in it.

  • BoobieWatcher

    B.O.B. Balls on Boobs And the guys line up..NEXT!! #28

  • VedHead77

    #4 – No, but you should take note that the pavement won't hold that tee very well.

    • Daemon

      But then…in this case…does it really matter? ๐Ÿ™‚

    • HUH?

      i bet she doesnt have trouble making wood stand up.

    • MonkeyMadness

      If she can drill that tee into the pavement, she's pretty badass! Don't piss her off!

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