I hate my job (27 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Hi Mac! Thanks!


    – the one you love to hate

    • racerx2112

      first on first

      • fudgcicles

        2nd on 2nd

        • Donna_Romper

          1st on 2nd on 2nd

          • stop


            • Buns

              First on gay.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                I have seriously taken dumps that had more brain matter than all the repliers above combined.

                – and contrary to popular belief brain does NOT taste like chicken

                • .....

                  explains your mindless posts…

                • Buns

                  That's probably because you are shithead.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          That would be "first on second" dumbass!

          – the one you love to hate

          • DaddyD

            Sorry. What's on second.

            • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

              I don't know=third base

    • Phant0m

      you fail at life

  • BSmike

    #22 cause it's always best to keep uncooked meat in 120 degree heat.

    • drew

      And covered in sweat.

    • asdfasdfafds

      It basically cooks itself at that heat! 😀

    • ROK247

      i like my meat buried in a 98.6°F furnace

    • brad

      that isn't uncooked meat because it has to be kept under 45 degrees while processing it

  • Sham

    #16 – Classic

    • Master_Rahl

      wow, Comcast can really take it like a champ. Ouch!

  • bob

    #23 so ture

    • graham

      and true

  • Master_Rahl

    #23 – where do I send my application? They clearly need a man to spice things up in there. It's a taco party (not that I'm complaining… )

    • joe

      there is one guy in there. 4th from top left but if he's taking pole dancing lessons then i'm sure he's not filling any taco's with meat lately.

    • thom

      There is one dude in there. Lucky guy or gay?

      • Master_Rahl

        well, obviously I have my blinders on. Totally didn't notice, let's give him the benefit of the doubt and call him Lucky…

        • bobbob

          first time making one of these posters. After I submitted it I knew I should have pointed out there was one dude. Oh well, next time.

      • its_forge

        The guy all those women are paying so they can dance in his bar, most likely.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #6 Women's Room? That sure is a strange looking kitchen…

    • thom

      Ours is similar. The guys room smells like there has been a leak for years and the walls and floors are rotting in sewage. The womens room is nice and has a leather couch.

  • Pat

    #23 doesn't look too bad at all!

  • http://www.facebook.com/drawingbored Patrick Wichert

    Dear #10 , I want to punch you out of your chair

    • Alx

      UABC Student, if you pay me enough I can track him down

      • 2cool4skool

        How do we know you won't slack off on the job? :p

      • Irving

        dude… you had to be from TJ hahahahahahahah

  • theAdventuresOfJim

    nice empty comments, think of something to say quick……

  • dorkfish

    #16….By golly, thats a cock in a box

  • Pete_Mitchell

    #21 making one right now

    • ibangahapa

      Me too!! This is f**king brilliant!

    • Buzzzzzzzzzz

      out of duster wtf…………………. tomorrow challenge accepted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    Glad I'm still in school…

    • jDong

      Work is inevitable, dipshit

    • JAFitC


  • uncle jessie

    #10 I've always had my suspicions. But, hey, I can't blame you with the shit ass job with shit ass pay.

    • NebraskaGuy

      I disagree.
      If you're paid to do a job, you DO YOUR JOB!

      • LeMac

        says the guy on hold

  • NebraskaGuy

    Hey #10 … YOU'RE FIRED!

  • Meh......

    Dripping his fucking sweat on our food…nice……

    • Paul

      Hope deep frying will kill what might kill us? eww…

  • Hofner1962

    #8 How is this in I hate my job???

    • Master_Rahl

      shoulda been the 'I DON'T hate my job (cuz there's a NACHO machine)' post. They should drip scalding hot cheese on the culprit who unplugs it.

      • Jen

        maybe you hate your job even more bc you dont have a cheese machine?

        • Master_Rahl

          oh snap, am I THAT transparent? Jealousy will get me nowhere

  • NebraskaGuy

    #21 Challenge Accepted!

  • https://www.facebook.com/jayrey81 Jason Reyes

    #6, nice rug lol.

    • osnap


  • EdWood

    Can anyone verify if this "Nacho Machine" is any good.
    Seems like a trap.

    • its_forge

      You see them at convenience stores, it's just a module with a heater that warms a bag of Orange Cheez Goop that you get in a box and dispenses it when you press the button.

  • misschris

    #6 It just so happens that the rug really ties the room together

    • xDV8x

      hopefully no one pisses on your f#@king rug

    • Goldenage Geek

      Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

  • jasgat

    #7 I think we have all been tempted

    • comlah

      can someone give link to this comic?

  • Buzzzzzzzzzz

    #9 God our job really dosent suck right now………………….

  • snowbird


    CHICAGO baby!

    • Gooner29

      How did they think this wouldn't happen when they handed one of these to each of us…. nice work by the way.

      • Jeremy

        I agree. They did end up in some funny places around the company.

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  • xDV8x

    My job definitely doesn't seem so bad since I'm looking at this while at my job.

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