If you’re hungry, this won’t help (22 HQ Photos)

  • http://www.isexy.com iSexyDude

    I'm so hungry for #1, luckily i have some left over pizza.. (yark).

  • Cindy

    Lay off me, I'm starving!

  • thom

    Mmmmm…Bacon and boobies.

    • li2lpla4ya

      what would that be called?
      bacon flavored pu$$y or pu$$sy flavored bacon?

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Bacon wrapped she-oysters.

    • ROK247

      everything is better with bacon

    • ????

      i love bacon and this picture makes me think…. man i want to eat some p***y!

      • specv44

        "Honey, why does the bacon you made taste like fish?" :p

    • Tomas

      I think I'm in heaven! :p

    • JAFitC

      I don't recall ever thinking, "That's too much bacon!" before.

    • Wade Wilson

      Mmmm bacon-flavored vagina. Yum.

  • percy

    #1, #21,

    chive, you bastards

  • Capt. Obvious

    #7 Bacon Panties, a delicious part of your complete breakfast!

  • alexri

    #7 mmmmmmm Bacon!!

  • Oibis

    Less bacon strips!… .. . I am so sorry.

  • u-know

    #12 best fucken soup ever

    • Jen

      fucking love pho!!!

    • jadiwin

      its un-pho-gettable!

    • Jaime

      Throw in a bunch of red chili sauce and it's better than chicken soup for a cold.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Pho-King soup!

    • its_forge

      Favoritest soup in the dang universe.

    • tsukushi_


    • Chesty Laroo

      Pho yeah that stuff is awesome! A bit tough to enjoy when it is 100 degrees out, but otherwise, rediciurus!

  • Nando

    damn you John! im on a diet!

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #6. Everyday.

  • Dan

    I'd like #1 and #2.

  • Brother Maynard

    #7 great, now I'm hungry and horny.

  • OwnerOfYou

    #5 Works better if you put it them in a cupcake tin, and throw them in the oven. Put some cheese on top too. The consistency gets very creamy. Chicks love it…

    • fact checker

      EVEN better if you use the cupcake tin, proscuitto, a few drops of Franks hot sauce, some Tarragon and just a touch of parm. And your totally right, chick dig it.

  • boobs


    • I keeps it real!

      well played

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    #7 nOM NOM NOM

  • Brendan

    Going to go figure out how to make #11

    • IndyGirl

      If I tell ya then I'd have to kill ya

    • ted

      its called a chicken broccoli thing, you can find them at walmart or any grocery store. They also have one with cheese and ham inside

      • NicoleBree

        *chicken cordon bleu

        • ted

          there is that name, thank you

  • Htisss

    #15 shit on a shingle…not a favorite…great name though

    • racerx2112

      that's not SoS…THAT is sausage gravy and biscuits…and is most awesome

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        true dat

      • Underbaker

        SOS is Creamed Beef on Toast, gravy is similar but you put in slices of dried beef instead of sausage. They don't call me UnderBaker for nothing.

    • its_forge

      Like RacerX said that's biscuits with sausage gravy, but I'm a fan of both things.

  • numb

    #7 need to find the top girl, wearing less bacon…

  • wztarheel

    #7 Oh honey, I have an idea…

  • mastodon311

    all this food makes me miss home………….but I'm still stuck in this hell hole for another 6 months!

  • Sammy

    #7 sexiness and food gives me the weirdest boner

  • MaCo

    That is just not fair.

    • itsjustme

      I agree. It's hard to be anorexic when I look at that.

  • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

    #20 genius!

  • jim

    #14 turn the oven down just a bit and the cheesecake wont crack….:)

    • Dick Saard

      I don't think that's cheesecake, Jim – although now that you mention it, I'm not sure what it is – looks like a giant muffin 🙂

      • its_forge

        I think that is baked New York-style cheesecake with chocolate chips added. Sounds yummy as hell to me!!

  • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

    #7 The bacon has more meat than the anorexic hoes.

    • tongystunter

      if you refer to women as hoes when they take pictures like this, chivettes will stop sending similar ones in!

      • tongystunter

        left out the "so stop doing it!"

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