You earned a derp degree in quantum derpology (26 photos)

  • Bongzilla420

    Derp on the front page post

    • fake_witty_name

      I came here to post this very comment.

      • Kmac

        lol as did I. Brilliant minds chive alike.

        • NO..

          OMG, is so brilliant of all of you!

          • No..

            it is*

      • R-Dub

        Me too.

  • hMMMM

    #9 WTF!?!?

    • NebraskaGuy

      It's MARIO!!

  • GernBlansten

    A fine demonstration of Derp I must say.

    • GernBlansten

      Nice recovered un-derping of the derp post.

  • Picard_

    Posting the entire gallery on the homepage = derp

    edit – awww you fixed it

  • Wut

    #17 can herp on my derp all she wants.

    • JT Mo-Nay

      You want her to Herp on your Derp? She seems more like a Chalmydia girl to me.

      • JT Mo-Nay

        dammit. Comment fail

        • shaka

          Watch out! its a trap!!!

      • Wut

        Oh I should clarify. By "herp" I mean "use her nifty iPad device to check my 'derp'" which is my email account for any recent messages so that I may stay up to date with current events.

    • Insanity

      Naaaw she can keep the herp for herself IMO.

    • ROK247

      i think you'd have a pretty fair chance of getting the herp from her derp.

    • Sarah

      Ewwww. I can smell her VD from here.

    • Blake

      Someone should inform her that iPad2 has a camera in the front and back…no need for mirror pics…though derp along

      • Randy Gallegos

        more proof that money cant buy you everything…

  • jakubwrobel

    #26 – Fucking spoon!!

    • Guesst

      There is no Spoon – Neo

  • JoJoTheDogFacedBoy

    #25 Definitely not a derp.

    • Gooberman

      agreed…how do you post something on a derp page that's already been posted on an awesome item page?

    • daveh873

      …until you try to figure out how to put a set of sheets on it.

    • John Orvis

      I'm still trying to figure out where to buy that bed…

      • Blake

        iz not bed iz leftover lazanya

    • bowser

      i just feel like if a guy bought the bed, the middle of it would get rather gross very fast….

  • Kyle White

    #20 R-2 D-erp.

    • Randy Gallegos

      well played sir… well played

    • Fred

      haha well played sir

  • Colin_

    #17 Why oh why did Apple put a camera on the back of the iPad 2?

    • Munk85

      Why did apple invent the ipad in the first place? Stupidest invention ever

      • Colin_

        25 million units sold at a minimum of $500 a piece is a pretty good reason. I personally don't care for it but I can see why some people like it.

        • Randy Marsh

          That's because you're a pretentious douche. Douche-bags brag about how great Apple is and other douche-bags bash it for being too hip. You sir are the latter.

          • ThatGuy

            And then you have the douche-bags that think its cool to point out and rip on other douche-bags from atop their high horse. You sir are a douche-bag in denial.

            • ThisGuy

              @ThatGuy, pot calling the kettle black

          • Colin_

            I love my Macbook and iPhone, the iPad just isn't the type of gadget that appeals to me. Just a suggestion, but maybe you should take the stick out of your ass?

          • its_forge

            I'm a Mac administrator for a mid-to-large corporation and I hate the fucking things, but there's still no reason to be an asshole to people just for liking their products.

      • travis

        How can you say that? They're pretty damn cool. I don't need a laptop for school or anything, so the iPad is perfect for me.

  • NebraskaGuy

    #18 QUACK!

    • Sham

      Derpy Duck

    • GernBlansten

      I still wouldn't mind derping all over her derps with my derpifier.

      As long as she didn't speak.

      • NebraskaGuy

        Omg funny!

  • Biz02

    #17 – She may be an idiot, but she sure looks fun.

    • Candybabe_66

      She looks like the type that does all the kinky stuff….with every single guy she sleeps with.

      But I'll pass. This bisexual chica goes for more the real girls, not one so fake.

      • Biz02

        I like your style.

  • Superman

    CHIVE ON!!

  • Kmac

    #8 damn Anyone know who she is

    • Underbaker

      Looks a little like Lynda Carter (aka Wonder Woman), but I am terrible at the name that face game.

      • Birdhaus32

        I don't believe Ms. Carter has tatas that big

        • its_forge

          She does have a pretty nice rack, or did when she was younger anyway, but this is most definitely not her, she's *way* too classy to make that face in public. = )

    • Sham
      • Underbaker

        I knew I was bad at this game. Good one Sham.

        • I keeps it real!

          i was thinking it was sean connery. I'm also bad at the name / face dealio

    • BaconBoy
  • Verbal_Kint

    #10 When did they start filming Hangover 3?

    • Firefighter23

      no no no that;s El Hangover Dos. Its the mexican version.
      Yeah that was racist.

    • Matt

      this guy was caught trying to escape from prison in that case, true story.

      • Verbal_Kint

        Caruso: Enters frame, removes sunglasses
        —– I guess you could say….
        Caruso: Puts on glasses…
        —– He was packed for the trip….
        Caruso: Exits frame rapidly…


  • rae


  • Z_b

    #6 "insert porn here"

    • sarcasm

      Im sure a "fixed" version will be in tomorrows DAR

  • JT Mo-Nay

    #13 I've seen quite a few shops in my day, but that's not needed to know that the only legs this guy has ever had on his shoulders belonged to a turkey.

    • hMMMM

      Those legs are huge anyway. I don't have a hard time believing it.

      • zachinacubicle

        Good for them….. Bad for whatever they have created… Think #23

    • Psymin

      Had sex, doesn't matter.

    • Anjin-San

      worst sex face ever

    • #387

      This dude is wearing the Turkey Neck very well……now make it jiggle honey!

  • hughee

    you derped it all up

  • BoobieWatcher

    #13 Hey Sis take my picture.

    • Pat

      Best comment of the day goes to: BoobieWatcher!

      • Ripple

        second that!

    • zym

      Doesn't matter, had sex.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #13 Am I doing it right, mom?

    • i'm back

      In your case Verbal, wouldn't that be your dad?

    • I keeps it real!

      comment FOUL!!

      • Cecil

        Men aren't held to beauty standards? Neither are hairless Koalas apparently.
        The completely disinterested look on his face tells me he paid her the extra $4 to snap a photo on his cell phone.

      • i'm back

        hey "I keeps it..", Fuck Off. Thank you.

  • Ashley

    Difference between #17 and #18…
    17 looks fake and full of std. 18 looks naturally hot.

    • chuck


    • mastodon311

      completely agree

    • Dromichaete

      …actually, both package and content appear to be quite similar …

      • Ashley

        and this is why you have aids.

  • beer

    Who is #8?

    And I wish I could unsee #13.

  • graham

    #11 dont be scared, she won't bite

    • GernBlansten

      If you ask real nice, she might…..

    • racerx2112

      She couldn't hack it on WWE's Tough Enough so she has been banished to taking pics with random guys…1 step closer to a porn scene and a stripped crown

  • Seldi84

    Always makes me laugh.

  • EdWood

    Has never actually touched a woman before?

    • Ryan

      The evidence points towards no.

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