Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Hand of Fate

    #47 God Bless America! …or at least, for you international folks, a hot girl willing to wear an American flag bikini!

    The flag ones were the two that were supposed to go with number 40 in Monday's DAR, but they didn't make it in time since we submitted them after the fact at John's request, but I guess they wanted to bring back the original picture for Hump Day DAR as well!

    Enjoy and Chive on!

    • Nate

      #28 – FADU FTW! #24 Bruce is the shit

    • Master_Rahl

      you keep giving us treats, Fate. You know all that does is lead us strays to your door, begging for another treat. Nonetheless, I salute you!

    • Truth

      Ah, yes, the guy with the "wife" again. This is just getting weird now, dude.

      • Hand of Fate

        lol. Why would wife be in quotes? There is a ring on her finger.

        Here is what happened: the model debate was last Tuesday so we submitted the original that night. Saturday morning at 2AM wee got an email from John saying he wanted to use it in Monday's DAR but asking if we could submit another picture of her with "Chive on", we figured maybe cause without it they thought it was fake and would not use it. So we took the other pics and sent them as a response to his email on Sunday, expecting they were going to be used at 1 time, together in the Monday DAR. Then they posted the first one by itself and we didn't get a response on the follow up until email this morning, and then they posted the whole set today.

        We didn't plan it like that, Chive just gets backed up…. That said, I also don't give a damn about your opinion, lol, and if you have a problem with a Chivette sharing more pictures, you might have other issues of your own to be more concerned about.

        Chive on, nonetheless.

        • Pterofaptyl

          But you do care about my opinion, and not only mine but everyone else's, almost to a creepy extent. That's why you write multiple-paragraph responses, and the reason you're having to defend yourself is that people either don't believe that's your wife, or don't care that's your wife (just fapping it out to her pic) or they think you're just a lonely, attention seeking man. Personally, I just find it weird that you post pictures of your wife for everyone to see, like some sort of trophy. It's weird man, that's all I'm saying.

          • Roebek's

            "It's weird man, that's all I'm saying."


            • CaptainChive!

              Look, up there, its one hater who switches name posting the same thing repeatedly and backing himself up!

              • Noway

                Actually, it's not the same person, I'm sure the Chive would be obliged to confirm. Good guess, though.

              • Roebek's

                nope. ain't the same person. don't believe it? ask the chive staff to confirm it(though I doubt they will 'cause you're not an attention mongering skank. at least a female one).

                • CaptainChive!

                  A troll and a Chivette hater? What are you even doing on the site? lol.

                  • Roebek's

                    trolling and hating on chivettes.

          • Tuga

            u jelly.. muhahahaha

    • Martina

      I've never seen a cool guy who needs to brag about his wife/gf. People with self-confidence usually don't care about other people's opinion. But hey, i guess as long as it helps your reputation score everything goes. Makes you look like a douche. Just lame. Your wife must be so proud of you, lol.

      • That Guy


    • Tuga

      Respect dude! that's a very healthy wife you got there 😉

    • Lucy Schroeder

      Is this really the same woman in both parts? She looks sexy in the first pic, but the way her hip bones protrude in the second can't be healthy!

      • True Chiver

        i'm sure her hip-bones are sexier than you're entire being. chive off.

        • True Chiver


        • Lotus

          I think its gross when I see bones pushing on skin. Plus it looks like it would be painful if I got to close.

    • COChiver

      whats with all the douchebag hate on a chiver and chivette for sharing?

      • b-ry

        it's what this site has become.

        • b-ry

          like i've become a woman :*

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21
    – #3 AHHH!!! My eyes! My eyes burn! Make it stop!
    – #14 Ahhhh much better. Why don't you hump Paula then, dear? Love me some good
    woman-on-troll action!

    • Red

      Me and the guys have gotten used to saying "I'm going to pinch a Paula" everytime we need to take a dump.

    • Um, what?

      thanks for the laugh.

    • Blue

      But paula… that's you on the left in #3

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        If only… My lower arms are the size of her upper legs.

        – the one you love to hate


    #46 = Perfection

    • Bill57

      Perfection,, you can't explain that!

    • disturbed

      Agreed but those shoes gotta go. Yes I noticed the shoes too. No I'm not gay you tossers.

    • Anthony

      thats melanie nunes google the shit out of that

    • Anthony
    • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

      Agreed. Nuff said.

    • its_forge

      I believe that was the woman elected as having The Finest Ass On Earth or something like that. She is lovely isn't she?

    • andy

      you kinda have to be to win a beauty pageant in brazil…

  • Doug

    Early DAR three days in a row? You can't explain that!

    • Wtf?

      How many more times are you going to use that worn-out line?
      Come up with something else, for once.

      Thumbed U down!

      • Doug

        How many more times are you going to worry about what the fuck I say on here? Stop being such a douche, for once.

        • ChiveGirl

          You're an ass!

          • Tuga

            and you're a cunt

        • Red

          you're so unoriginal you even start your retort as the same as the guy you're responding to……

          • Red

            *the same as*

          • Tuga

            and you can't spell. dumbasssss!

        • Just Saying

          Yeah, you're pretty much terrible.

        • StevenTylor

          Doug, HELLO – this is a PUBLIC FORUM and if you can't handle that, then maybe you need to go somewhere else!

          A little criticism never hurt anyone … learn it!

      • Lotus

        The chive is the place where memes that stopped being funny months ago go to die.

        This DAR was incredibly dissapointing, all the attempts at being funny fell flat and I've already seen the hump day post. And don't give me any of that "b-b-but its Hump DAR!" crap because its Daily Afternoon Randomness, how can it be random if you know going in its going to be half full of humps?

        • So True

          So true though.

        • TRON


          • feh....


        • This Guy

          i know. they pretty much just dig through Reddit and 4chan's meme trash-dump and slap a chive logo on it.

    • Doug

      Okay, you guys win. I suck and you all piss awesomeness.

      • Velocifaptor

        Thanks, but we knew that already.

      • Red

        about time you caught up.

      • Doug

        … and you can't explain that!

  • BaseballRube

    #5 OMFG and FTW!

    • SweetAwesomeness

      OMG is that painted on?!?!?

    • ilovethechive

      Amazing Repost but still amazing! Torn between #5 and #28 and #46 FTW.
      Also, #34…Yes I do!

      • Hater

        christ, you really post the most useless shit.

      • Velocifaptor

        Hey, you took some pictures from above and posted them here! Way to go little guy.

      • This Guy

        ( though the bulk of their *and I use "their" lightly* material is soft-core porn now) i don't think there's ever been a (supposed) comedy site with a less funny comment section and fanbase. all it is is a bunch of fan-wanking manboys who rehash year old memes and spew piss and vinegar if you point out how unfunny/unoriginal they are, usually by retorting with another several year old meme, or just bogarting your orginal comment for their own use and thinking they're oh so clever.

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          There was a time when there were original and funny comments here. Let me see,When was that………………? Oh yeah for about the first week of comments. Now i just come here for the vitriol. Oh and #5 Marry me.

          • IntenseFailbate

            Comments pretty much went to shit almost immediately after they switched from the cool random avatar comments section (anyone else remember that?) to IntenseDebate. This new comment system has pretty much ruined the community on the site.

            • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

              the douche bags have pretty much ruined it. i agree with "This Guy" above… the formula is; repost above pic + lame meme comment (or possible ass kissing of hottie hoping for emailed nudes) = internet awesome. you either agree or get attacked by trolls that make Paula look like Miss Chive USA. *sigh* the sadest part is that there is no turning back now… the comments section has been infected with herpes so fierce that even snooki herself won't tread these waters….

              • Anonymous

                "or get attacked by trolls that make Paula look like Miss Chive USA"

                I will take that as a compliment, and also as a warning to Paula, dare the bitch challenge me in the troll off.

                • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

                  at least you admit you're a troll… the majority have an identity crisis….

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                If you're coming to the meetup too and tell me you're Randy (not sure I'll recognize you from your avatar) I'll tell only you I'm Paula. You WILL be pleasantly surprised. Other than that I'm not telling anyone else (said I'd come anonymously) so I'll only tell you if you keep it to yourself.

                – the one you love to hate

                • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

                  i wish i was paula but i just switched jobs and bc of that lovely thing they do where they hold back a check im broke as hell this week of COURSE. so no meetup for me =( and i would gladly keep this secret to myself bc i understand why you are here more than most i think….

                  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                    I'm (seriously) NOT in any way related to the Chive if that's what you were thinking.

                    – the one you love to hate

                    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

                      nope not at all.

        • Obviously


          • Obviously Was Mine

            See: "or just bogarting your orginal comment for their own use and thinking they're oh so clever. "

    • Rick

      Must not smell really nice…..just saying

  • crothell

    TheChive is on it today!

  • sheoncebelieved

    #3 Hump day is sooooo awesome…..
    ooopss……… #5 hump day is really awesome

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      #5 that is a high quality hump right there. best i have seen

  • ORLY

    Early DAR. You can't explain that.

  • Brother Maynard

    #1 Look ma no hands!!!

    • k-9

      I hate it when your leg falls off.



    • pablo_v

      missed it by that much

    • Tek257

      Not even close.

    • RML

      Tryin' to keep a brotha down!

  • Bud Lee

    #48 ask and you shall receive

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      True dat

    • bluenote

      God damn what a hottie

      • Lotus

        She's got a hot body for sure, her face is ok but man, do I hate that hairstyle.

    • http://www.gfys.org/ average chiver

      A horse which can climb stairs ,amazing.

  • Anonymous


    I challenge you to a troll off.


    Also, your mom.

    • First Time Caller

      Need attention much?

      • Velocifaptor

        Nah, if I wanted attention, I'd create an Intense Debate profile, like all the other attention starved losers. I love the anonymity.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      So it begins, the great shit storm of our time

    • The_Dood

      I got twenty on Paula's worthless ass

      • Xarky


      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        For that kind of money you can even tap it!

        – the one you love to hate

        • chefmaster

          someone take one for the team

        • Question

          What is "it", though?

        • Clap Clap Clap

          I wouldn't tap it with its_forge's dick.

          • Swim Swam

            its_forge probably would though. creepy, dirty old fuck.

        • The_Dood

          Looks like we got a date there cutie. That profile picture isn't of you right? You can't possibly look that good…

  • JAMon

    #3 i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

    • disturbed

      Def more Derp than DAR.

    • joe

      Please remind me never to eat dinner while browsing hump day dar.

    • Jesse


      • n1ghtstalker

        Don't come in… John Doe has the upper hand!

  • Verbal_Kint

    #48 Thank you, guys over at daily gif!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

      Thanks for making me puke.

  • Uncle Jimbo

    #32 Damn! She is Gross……

    • MikeOmment

      No pickle deserves that.

      • Master_Rahl

        right on, poor pickle…

    • disturbed

      They had to hire a rodeo clown to distract her while they unloaded the groceries.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        *scroll scroll* LOL (yes i actually let out a real laugh at your comment)

    • Red

      No kidding, what a pig she is.

    • Foosbah

      looks like a chivette. who is it?

    • elay1300

      I'd hit that

      • JMikeH

        with a brick.

    • Juan S

      Find here!!!!

    • just dont get it

      how did this thing make it onto letterman ?????

      • Foosbah

        same way the skank-ass chivettes get on here: popular demand.

    • bluenote

      did u see the E! true story about her (I know)…she was the cutest baby ever…and then this is what she turned into…nice work parents

    • 340Swinger

      I swear, every time I see one of "them" I am instantly reminded of South Park's "It's a Jersey Thing". Snookie want smush-smush. Cracks me up every time.

    • Cecil

      As disturbing as it is, I actually would pin her to a wall and defile myself in her. I don't know why, and I am ashamed, but yes I would.

  • wtbjetpack

    #27 cool pond bro

  • Mark


    Love her

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Search for Norma Stitz, you won't forget it.

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=600655589 Andrew Ryan

      Melanie Iglesias if anyone want to know. here's the full video

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Party Pooper! Party Pooper!

        – the one you love to hate

      • k-9

        Andy, i love you man.

      • Chris Hansen

        Holy shit, that was some seriously sexy 8 minutes. (I had to watch it twice) I love you, Andrew.

  • Pete_Mitchell

    #10 MOAR please… hump day style.

    • willy


    • ilovethechive
    • Bluto

      Holy crap. Fit girls FTW!

    • Crusader

      Reminds me that we haven't had a "Fitness Girls: Scary or Hot?" post in awhile. This one definitely falls into the hot category by a mile

    • HUH?

      i think i just beat the speed record set by that guy in the movie trailer. towel please……

    • OMG

      please find her and post!

    • http://twitter.com/irlNick @irlNick

      She would break me and I would love every moment.

    • wasd

      Her name is brittany tacy… yes i did just spend the five minutes searching for her

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattpeace Matthew Dj-Diesel Baron

    hump this dar oh god damn

  • pablo_v

    you will not find any donuts there

  • Verbal_Kint

    #3 and #26 are really, really gross. I almost had my lunch twice.

  • jtease

    #5 be still my beating heart…more black chicks please!

    • hMMMM

      are you colorblind?

    • Cecil

      Not a black chick. And a recycle from hump day.

  • BMW

    Sisters! Thats a fantasy of mine. #45

    • craigarlen

      Colorado FTW! I'm thinking we need a Colorado Chive meetup!

    • Spank the Monkey

      Minus the fat sister on the right of course…

      • Anon

        Somehow I think you look at 80 pound models too much if you think she is fat. I'll appreciate her enough for the both of us.

      • Master_Rahl

        oh damn, no love for the girl with a little extra junk? at least it's still shapely. not like a bag of moldy potatoes.

      • Xarky

        and the left…

    • ilovethechive

      You and every other guy on the planet…..except Yawn, he likes dudes

      • LKNBfk

        then you and him should make a lovely couple.

      • Wayn

        You know you were trolled good when you remember the name of the Troll 😉

        • Yawn

          well it's easy to remember things like that when you have no life AKA are a chiver.

          • Noway

            Chivers gonna chive.

    • J.T.

      Colorado represents!

    • Xarky

      Fantasy? Yes the middle one can stay and the rest can go back to the kitchen.

    • Velocifaptor

      I'm in Colorado, Greg. Can you milk me?

    • Tuga

      these bitches are hot. i would bang the one in the middle while fingering the other 2.

    • Buddha

      Denver meetup!

      • http://www.thechive.com HO11YWOOD303

        I second that!

    • IMonONE

      Did yalls dad take this

    • CBDeadman

      I'll take the three of them

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #21 Did that on a school bus after a game in high school…

    • NAACP

      Cool story bro, tell it again.

      • Intensemasterdebater

        Did that on a school bus after a game in high school…

        • http://gypsy-whisperer.tumblr.com Bella

          You, my dear sir, are my hero.

    • USAF

      Still not cool…Real men dont drink beer out of straws

      • nambla

        Anyone who would drink heineken swill would drink it out of a straw.

    • Leonel

      Holy fuuuuck dude, you're so effing awesome! I want to be just like you! (sarcasm)

      • Phillip J. Fry

        ^ Multitasker ^ Trolling and Stupid

    • brett

      Just put in my two weeks notice today… I think #21 will be a daily occurence until my time is up!

      • Hotsauce101

        What the hell for? Just drink beer like an adult.

    • Seannerz

      Yeah, or you could fill it with rum and coke. One beer won't take you very far.

      • http://gypsy-whisperer.tumblr.com Bella


  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #34 Don't mind if I do.

    • That Guy

      The Most Overrated Women of 2010, # 28 Elisha Cuthbert

      Another case of men having short/selective memories. Elisha used to be one of the hottest women on the planet, that I won’t debate, but then she hit her mid-twenties, got a steady boyfriend, a regular paycheck, and turned into this. Not horrible, but not what we remember. It’s time to drop her down several notches, guys.

      • nojoke420

        Cut and paste from another website? If you're going to be a douche at least you can be an original douche.

        • That Guy

          i'm a chiver, i don't know how to be original. Y U NO UNDERSTAND THAT?? 😦

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