• PoonJammer

    #5 #8 #17 I want to lick their butts. Not Pedobears.

  • PoonJammer

    #5 Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters. Equals delicious!

    • Kodos


    • Airwalktdk666

      I literally just finished watching that again. Got a little tingle of deja vu seeing it.

    • Tony

      "Rock paper scissors for who gets to be the deamon that grabs her boob."

  • alexri

    #4 Inception

    • Anubis

      Recipe plz!!!!

    • El Beaner

      it's heart-attack within a heart-attack.

      • Randy Marsh

        No its not

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=589047656 Kyle White

        I think you mean, *Wilford Bremley voice*, diabeetus within diabeetus. Haha

    • jpp407

      A cookie within a Cookie

      • naigoto

        A reply to a reply

        • jpp407

          Inception alters reality.. so did I reply or simply state? A question within a question.

          • jpp407


    • nope

      definitely NOT a desktop wall paper….come on Chive.

    • NotPaula

      Is that what this is: [img src=" http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/a-tha… Taken from TheBerry

    • ZachBob

      no. cookieception.

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.cerda1 Michael Cerda

      Yo' dawg…

  • Jcop

    How many Kilometeres does it have to get up, before it can go back to the future?

    • Catbra

      It's a Volvo, so it'll be going slowly when it's activated. Also, it needs to be in the overtaking lane with it's indicator on constantly. Will only travel into the past.

    • Logan

      KILOMETERS?!?!?!? WTF?!?!?!? Doc Brown was an AMERICAN we still use MPH!

      • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat

        We won't hold it against you.

      • Spidey

        the joke being Kilometers cuz its a Volvo….sigh

  • Anjin-San

    #14 best movie ever
    (along with Pulp Fiction)

    • DipLick

      V for Vendetta was AWESOME!!!

      • ^ is a jackass

        except this is The Professional, you jackass

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001681380679 Rick Schelbergen

          AKA Leon. Great movie!

          • dub

            It's a little slow, but it's probably one of the best endings to a movie ever. Halloween H2O (or whatever the fuck it was called) had a pretty awesome ending too. Unrelated, but a good ending sticks with you.

    • Ken

      "No women, no kids."


  • munk85

    #15 is awesome

    • 340Swinger

      It's an interesting theory.

      • dub

        You're yolking, right?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001031716298 James Purdy

    The wallpapers is one of my favorite posts

    • dash

      i absolutely agree with you

  • dash

    #3 beautiful

    • James Purdy

      I would totally do that dog! It is beautiful!

      • Kodos

        call SPCA…

  • mufat

    #8 right click, set as desktop background, alt+m. now i finish drinking my coffee

    • mufat

      windows+m (sorry)

    • SourSkittlez

      Windows + D

  • LarsfromNorway

    no no, having #8 as your wallpaper isn't trashy at all…

    • Allen

      Who is this?

  • houtini

    Oh, Natalie… You High-Octane Pedobear Fuel… #14

    • dash

      back then pedobear was a kid himself. so for loving her back then like me doesnt makes him a pedo. just a bear with good taste in gurls

      • KFBN

        *sigh* really? ok, pedobear needs to join chuck norris and rick rolling in the meme retirement home.

  • Matticus

    Number 7 is off an album by a band called Tera Melos. I highly recommend it for anyone who likes weird math/rock :)

    • Billy

      WTF is math rock

      • Selby

        Is that like Schoolhouse rock?

  • paul

    #17 saw it before, so i almost scrolled past. then i noticed the redhead and scrolled back up :D

    • being watched

      hard to fap with pedobear looking over my shoulder

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.cerda1 Michael Cerda

      They cropped tit short…what happened to Snow White?

  • Atg2040

    #8 Who is she???????

  • BMW

    Disturbing. #13

    • John

      Assuming Direct Control!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

        This hurts you

  • fil

    by far one of the best wallpaper posts yet. it finishes with a happy ending #17

  • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

    Already had the low-res version of #17 as my wallpaper, thanks Chive for the HD version.

  • Jube

    Really? These arent desktop wallpapers. Getting lazy chive

  • Atamosk

    lol, when viewing # 8 I thought if 'but lick' guy would post something. Sure as hell he did.

  • The Raptor

    #13 what about the taco bell chihuahua? #10 Caaaaaaarl!

    • laxcat36

      He died a few months ago. May he rest in peace.


    #15 Who thinks of this shit? Genius!!!!

  • Anonymous

    tera Melos!best band everrr

  • P90

    #3 Apparently his name is Jesus, he must be from Mexico.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=589047656 Kyle White

      German shepherd from Mexico? xD

  • Tito

    I don't understand how people are liking these. The first one was by far the worst one of the group and then the rest… They're just big fucking pictures, with no social or entertainment significance of any kind. Yes, you can try to argue for Leon, but you're going to fail, because there are a lot better screen grabs in that movie than this one.

    I agree with my main man up ahead, the Chive is getting far too lazy for my tastes. All the double posts, and just recopied shit. There's a lot of things on the internet, just look around.

    • Mr. Ruffles

      You mean there are a lot of things on the internet… to copy…? Your point is invalid.

    • NotPaula

      Chivers! Flame Tito! Awaaaaaaaay

      • TitoRigatoni

        Huh? what did I do?
        Oh, nevermind…

    • kwitcherbichin

      Maybe…just maybe….you spend too much time on the fucking internet. I have a life outside of the internet and love that The Chive posts things from other sites because I can get it all in one place and if you want different wall paper i have a picture of your mom naked that looks great in HD

      • NDdd

        a mom joke. classy.

  • brett

    #11 is my desktop for the remaining days of my 2 week notice to my boss!

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