If it’s on the internet it’s true (27 Photos)

Not in the case of Woody Allen

where's her belly button?

Is it that they made the model look like a pre-teen, or the pre-teen has some really massive mammalian glands.

First one, what?

I saw a version somewhere where it was – way funnier.

To the right of the Space Shuttle there should be a picture of a Soyuz rocket, which was first designed in the 1960s. Space program took a step back in time =(

my thought was….hmmm..maybe the COST of innovation vs. returns on investment has something to do with it?

Whatever. Apparently, NASA really hasn't been doing all that much lately. A change is supposedly needed, although who keeps up with this shit anyway?

how about friendster??

same with #18
do you guys not look through what your posting?

I like boys because dicks

Still true every time though.

My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.

The dude abides

Sounds like something the adult version of Zach Morris might say.

i don't think i've played angry birds anywhere else but on the shitter.

A first world problem I just encountered "Moving to another room for an hour while the cleaning lady's here."

ahahaha!!! gold! The itunes one is spot on.

wheres timon in the last one? was he already eaten? and how the fuck do i still remember what that fucking meerkats name is from that movie?!?!I cant even remember what i did last tuesday!

Should've included 'Wrestle a grizzly' coz I'd love to see Justin Bieber get mauled by a bear.

please. like YOU'VE checked off more than 2 or 3 of these.

It would only confuse him, er, it.

ANOTHER chiver mentioning justin bieber. the obsessive faggotry doesn't end.

why? he'd just try to blow it…

its a huge brain-gina

Yeah, the Chive, a site that relies on male traffic seems to be doing the anti-male proto-feminist subtle man bashing and shaming more and more these days. Then again, it is the internet, not like men have alternative when in comes to T&A or anything else…oh wait, that's right, we do.

"She could quit her job at the post office, but she would still be a male lady"

The bottom line is :

The wench is bat shit crazy.

It is Dawson. http://letterstorob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/d…

add "cut your girlfriends grass", mother fuckers.

I've earned a huge face scar and saved a kitten

I've got ten of them: grow an epic beard, rescue kitten from tree, take up smoking tobacco from a pipe (I have since quit this one), survive rattlesnake bite (come on marsh rattlers do count don't they?), stop purse snatcher, drink Glenlivet 18 neat, rebuild engine, enter lumberjack contest, learn to weld (I had that one by the time I was 12), and carry buckskin knife.

Does Lincoln Logs count when building a Log Cabin?

HAHAHA fuck'n classic

Why?? Its not like we've seen it on 3 separate posts in the past day.

if I can get my own PIP boy and shoot mutants then I'd gladly reactivate myspace.

I don't care much for the dude. Seems everyone is in love with this movie but I just didn't enjoy it. I don't tell people in real life but thought I'd throw it out on the internets. Ever meet someone that insists on introducing themselves with their own nickname? I instantly know I will not get along with them.