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August 4, 2011 |
In: Funny, Random, WTF
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#3 So true
Not in the case of Woody Allen
Ahhhhaaaaa, its funny cause it's true. He married his daughter and banged her while he was married to her mom and she was underage.
she was adopted
where's her belly button?
Under her shirt
Is it that they made the model look like a pre-teen, or the pre-teen has some really massive mammalian glands.
either way… quite disturbing.
Yay first One!
First one, what?
#4 so true
The last picture in #13 should've been a picture of an empty runway…
I saw a version somewhere where it was – way funnier.
It was probably a picture of Reagan and Obama.
It was on the chive, like, two weeks ago.
To the right of the Space Shuttle there should be a picture of a Soyuz rocket, which was first designed in the 1960s. Space program took a step back in time =(
Actually it should be a US astronaut begging a russian cosmonaut for a ride to the space station. I want someone to ask Buzz Aldrin about this and watch him punch someone tha' mutha__in face!
my thought was….hmmm..maybe the COST of innovation vs. returns on investment has something to do with it?
or maybe privatization versus government has something else to do with it.
Whatever. Apparently, NASA really hasn't been doing all that much lately. A change is supposedly needed, although who keeps up with this shit anyway?
#25 So so true lol
how about friendster??
#1 I've seen this picture so many times!!!
same with #18
do you guys not look through what your posting?
that's what i mentioned last time but obviously a lot of shortned memory people did not agree, same to the admins of this site, they just post to fill the in the blank, sometimes even a whole post in repeated, stupid interns !
I like boys because dicks
Still true every time though.
#27 The dude is so wise!
My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.
The dude abides
makes me want a White Russian
Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling.
Stuff White People Like # 109, The Big Lebowski
#7 "I forgot to bring my phone with me when I went to poop and I was bored the entire time." lol
Sounds like something the adult version of Zach Morris might say.
that picture looks like Dawson
i don't think i've played angry birds anywhere else but on the shitter.
A first world problem I just encountered "Moving to another room for an hour while the cleaning lady's here."
Haha, mine is "I can't leave my room til noon because the cleaning lady is here."
You guys actually have cleaning ladies??? They better be the girlfriend and not hired help!
There's a twitter page filled with these.. http://twitter.com/FirstWorldPains
ahahaha!!! gold! The itunes one is spot on.
#17 That is awesome. I have similar picture. working with animals a lot
wheres timon in the last one? was he already eaten? and how the fuck do i still remember what that fucking meerkats name is from that movie?!?!I cant even remember what i did last tuesday!
I'm pretty sure the boar is dead in that last picture. I haven't seen the lion king in a long time, but I don't remember Simba killing his friends.
I'm 82% sure it does
#5 has anyone showed this to Justin Bieber yet?
Should've included 'Wrestle a grizzly' coz I'd love to see Justin Bieber get mauled by a bear.
please. like YOU'VE checked off more than 2 or 3 of these.
It would only confuse him, er, it.
he's banging selena gomez and is rich as fuck. why is he gay? i dont understand it. he's fuckin 16.
Haters gonna hate…you're not a real man until you grow a beard, doesn't matter who you're banging
ANOTHER chiver mentioning justin bieber. the obsessive faggotry doesn't end.
why? he'd just try to blow it…
#8 looks like a female intern got to do a post!
its a huge brain-gina
Yeah, the Chive, a site that relies on male traffic seems to be doing the anti-male proto-feminist subtle man bashing and shaming more and more these days. Then again, it is the internet, not like men have alternative when in comes to T&A or anything else…oh wait, that's right, we do.
#10 There's a difference?!?
"She could quit her job at the post office, but she would still be a male lady"
The bottom line is :
The wench is bat shit crazy.
No she isn't. She pretends to be, because it sells.
So I guess it's true.
Men think with the little head.
13. Way to try and justify our moronic president stopping the shuttle program. Hey assholes, they’re flying into mother fucking space, not making a phone call. Read a fucking engineering book and get a fucking clue!
#7 – Guy looks like Dawson.
It is Dawson. http://letterstorob.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/d…
Is #5 a lifetime thing cos I only have 2
add "cut your girlfriends grass", mother fuckers.
I've earned a huge face scar and saved a kitten
I've got ten of them: grow an epic beard, rescue kitten from tree, take up smoking tobacco from a pipe (I have since quit this one), survive rattlesnake bite (come on marsh rattlers do count don't they?), stop purse snatcher, drink Glenlivet 18 neat, rebuild engine, enter lumberjack contest, learn to weld (I had that one by the time I was 12), and carry buckskin knife.
U sir r probably the most manly person anyone knows. Good luck compleating the rest of the man card. I am pretty sure u won't have a problem compleating it.
#5 – should be issued at birth
Does Lincoln Logs count when building a Log Cabin?
#6 Maybe they should be striving to look like our Chivettes. They don't have any of that crap and are still awesome!
#8 Is that "dick for brains" or a "dickless pussy"
HAHAHA fuck'n classic
#18 ok this ones gettin old…
Why?? Its not like we've seen it on 3 separate posts in the past day.
#25 so myspace is like Fallout: New York?
if I can get my own PIP boy and shoot mutants then I'd gladly reactivate myspace.
#27 The dude wins. Period.
I don't care much for the dude. Seems everyone is in love with this movie but I just didn't enjoy it. I don't tell people in real life but thought I'd throw it out on the internets. Ever meet someone that insists on introducing themselves with their own nickname? I instantly know I will not get along with them.
I agree about the whole nickname thing. I just love this flick for some reason, and I know plenty of people who hate it, so you're not alone. By the way, Why aren't you at your post? Bad transmitter?
Yes, yes it does.
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