Sports timed perfectly…for your pleasure (34 Photos)

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  • PoonJammer

    #13 I want to lick her butt.

    • James

      go troll elsewhere, douche

      • DipLick

        Stop feeding the troll dill hole!

    • Anjin-San

      Blanka Vlasic..

      to me she is damn hot..

      • no BJ from her

        kinda buck teethish but cute yes.

    • PoonJammer

      "LICK MY BUTT!!!" -Blanka Vlasic

    • Tony

      I bet she'd be a CRAZY lay.

  • qwerty

    Wasn't #22 that guy who died trying to catch the ball for his son? If it is, then shame on you chive.

    • PoonJammer

      Wrong guy numbnuts. This guy was saved by his friends. Why don't you lick his butt?

      • Dantheloser

        What is it with you and butt licking?

        • PoonJammer

          Don't knock it until you try it.

          • Dantheloser

            Don't shit where you eat.

            • PoonJammer

              Or you eat where they shit

    • Jon

      no, that was at the homerun derby before the allstar game

    • Lewy

      No, this was the idiot who stood on the metal table at the All-Star game and tried to catch a home run. His friends caught him or he would have fallen 20 feet to the concrete pool area below. Dumbass.

    • jkohnny

      this was at the all star game. his buddies pulled him back up

  • Nobody

    #23 I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes

    • Ravienne_Cullen

      WTF? Are you high? o.0

    • whodat

      Drapes……Dumb Ass

    • Logan

      it's from Forgetting Sarah Marshall you guys.

    • carl

      her name's paula creamer. great golfer with a great smile.

      • hMMMM

        Creamer….

    • obie carmicheal

      the pubes are the carpet…….dweeblet

  • Taylor

    #8 – You're Fucked

    • Kodos

      i feel for the horse

    • James

      So is the horse.

  • alexri

    #3 OMFG I love cheerleaders
    #4 Ohhh nvm what I said

    • DipLick

      LOLZ! #4 has 2 inches of vertical!!!

      • Jed

        And 50 inches horizontal.

      • hMMMM

        It's just the timing of the picture. She's on her way up.

    • Smokey

      That's as close as the Lions have come to winning this season!

  • Munk85

    #31 Dirk Nowitzki looks psychotic

    • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

      We should've given Amare Stoudemire an offer he couldn't refuse. Like a Bosh…

      • hMMMM

        Amar'e isn't a follower. He knows he's the motherfucking man and he's gonna go be that in the biggest city in America. Besides, no guarantee they would have been able to play together. He played with Nash for most of his career, who spoonfed him the ball. He demands more touches than Chris "Fake Tough Guy" Bitsh.

    • elbruces

      Dirk Nowitzki looks like he's going to f**king win that game.

    • http://www.thechive.com Ace Rimmer

      "GET THE FUCK BACK!!!"
      "Okay! okay…"

  • bbqboobs

    #32 Gotta give him credit, he had his shot and he took it.

    • Mark

      Hand Solo…

    • CapnMFingPlanet

      That should be a PSA for the benefits of not hover handing.

  • Munk85

    #10 stiff arm

    • commodoresixtyfour

      boo to alberto cuntadore

  • Ravienne_Cullen

    #13 THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAA!!!

    • john v.

      Bitch looks crazy. I love her!

  • LarsfromNorway

    #32 wouldn't you?

    • Waylon

      Yes. It would be worth the thrashing.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      As the entire US women's soccer team turns to beat me, I will die screaming, "Worth it! Worth it!"

  • FloppyRocks

    #15 "And he would grow up to be king…"

    • Krusherx

      Like a young kingpin

  • Gixxer

    #31 I Ant touching that cracker!!!

    • John Q. Public

      Excuse me???
      STOP the racist comments!!

      • elbruces

        That cracker is crazy!

    • Bongzilla420

      As a cracker…I don't find this racist at all.

  • troutisafish

    #14 FLBP prop up stick?

    • ilovethechive

      Thats one way to scratch your couch without using your hands

    • Rocks Off

      She'd be hotter if she wasn't such a snotty bitch. Personality can ruin even the hottest girl, which Gulbis is not.

      • Tony

        No. It can't.

    • inFamous Bastard

      oh man that new piercing really itches

  • Simon

    #15 – It's funny cus he's fat

    • jscrant48

      it's funnier cuz he's white

    • Logan

      it's funny cause someone used a basketball in a dodgeball game, SPLAT!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sebastian.schwaighofer Sebastian Schwaighofer

    #25 replace those girls with chivettes and a wet dream comes true

    • http://affeslist.com Affe

      Maybe they are?

    • inFamous Bastard

      DDDDAAAAASSSSSS BBBBBBOOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

  • bob

    #1 dudes got some skill to ride on his head

  • Helmet

    #4 not pleasurable to me

  • Spt

    #11 uhmm what is she holding?

    • fibonacci5150

      *Narwhal fin

    • d00derz

      I think it's an oar for paddle surfing

  • Grrr

    #7 Surprise Buttsex.

    • Çreep

      tag team, your doin it wrong.

  • loso

    #13

    too skinny

    • Logan

      wrong answer

    • TheBoris

      That is called fit.

    • elbruces

      Too skinny for what? Apparently she's built for her sport. She didn't get that way to please you.

    • Pat

      Too Skinny? Well, then please enjoy… #4

  • MidwestChiver

    #31 Dont touch me bro

  • http://www.facebook.com/mihap91 Miha Perhavec

    #33 Frank Shamrock vs. Bas Rutten?

    • Kremer

      Was thinking the same thing.

    • elbruces

      Over at CRACKED dot com, Seanbaby did an article that talked about this fight.

      • zym

        I never gave a shit about MMA, until Seanbaby showed me the light.

    • donkeyshow

      you know how i know your gay?

    • bdizzle

      And this is why Frank has had braces for 10 years.

    • gonzo

      I think it's the King of Pancrase competition.

  • Kodos

    #11
    I find this one strangely attractive… find her.

  • jscrant48

    #22 At first I was like, "sad, the guy who died…" but then I was like "Nope, dude that lived cuz of his buds holding onto him so he didn't plummet 40 feet down onto a deck full of people to sure death"

    • Logan

      when really you should've been saying, that's the dumbass that almost fell to his death 4 days after the other guy fell to his death. it's like this idiot went to the homerun derby without watching ESPN for a week before it.

    • zym

      We should point out, it's a fucking baseball. An official one is like 5 bucks. A fucking baseball.

    • Rob

      http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/0

      The moron right before this picture.

  • ChiverBU

    #4 Isn't this badly timed? There is a big black woman in the middle of the picture.

    • John Q. Public

      Yes, we can ALL see that. What is your point?
      She's a large woman and not exactly cheerleader material, but the color of her skin is absolutely IRRELEVANT and unnecessary as a descriptor.
      Categorizing people by the color of their skin (whether they be white, black, brown, yellow, green, etc) is a form of racism and it's comments like you just made that keep racism alive.

      • John Q. Public

        I'm just kidding, I could care less. Good comment buddy.

        • John Q. Public

          I take it back – it's an offensive comment!
          Listen up, people – you bitch and complain about 'ohh that's racist', but then you keep on with using skin color as a descriptive reference, and then you wonder why the hell there's still division among people because of race.

          THINK ABOUT IT!

          • Jack Mehoff

            DUDE!!!!! You should write a book!!!!!

        • That Guy

          *couldn't care less*

      • Billy

        Keep racism alive………..

        • ChiverBU

          I did not mean is was bad timing because she is black. I don't care if she's yellow, white or magenta. She just doesn't go with the scene that is all.

          Y U CALL ME RACIST?

          • John Q. Public

            Why couldn't you just say, "There's a BIG woman in the middle of the picture!" and leave it at that?

            I don't get it – I defend against racism and I'm thumbed down – wtf is wrong with you people?

            • ChiverBU

              The thing is, calling someone "black" is not racist. Just like calling a woman "woman" is not sexist. Get my point?

              Let's not take this any further John Q., it is a waste of time.

    • elbruces

      She seems to have an awesome attitude.

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