Hot Right Now: Shut up and take my money (15 Photos)

Women in tight dresses like these might as well be kryptonite (30 Photos)

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  • Paula_

    Well, at least since the Chive didn't sell all available tickets to the meetup that proves it for once and for all; the Chive didn't SELL OUT!
    Take that you whining naggers!

    – the one you love to hate

    • iloveQuatchi


      • Paula_

        Been pondering on that reply for a long time?
        btw #2 MAWGN.

        – the one not in any way associated with the Chive

        • iloveQuatchi

          Shaddup I'm a little slow today!

    • AtothaB

      Oh NAGGERS…

      • da2conan

        there goes the neighborhood

  • sr. dk

    now im horny again. telling my coworkers im going for a shit…

    • benbobbins

      Nobody use that guy's stapler.

    • That Guy

      good luck doing the Ron Burgundy pleated pants walk.

    • Chris Hansen

      You inform your coworkers of your bowel movements? Classy.

  • iloveQuatchi

    #28 mmm Shyla!

    • disturbed

      Best. Post. Ever!. Never thought you could top Yoga pants – I was wrong.

    • gtr


  • dash

    time to put my xray glasses on…

  • tom hanks

    #24 i like her

  • majup

    #22 haha.. no way

    • PoonJammer

      I want to lick her butt.

    • Brandon AnyZesty


      Your mission, regardless of whether or not you accept, is to ascertain the identity of this woman and supply us with moar pictures.

      This post will now self-destruct.

      • DJDoubleb

        Look at where the leg is in the dress, compared to where it really is under the dress.


        • Brandon AnyZesty

          You are correct, sir. I actually see it more where her hands/wrist are up against her legs.

        • Jay

          Don't care. That's a hell of a look.

        • humptus

          It exist dude. Just look at Coco, Ice-T's wife. And looking at that thick leg muscles, its just right. You're just looking at the effect of the dress that's why it looks shopped.

      • blue dress lover

        FTV Sophie

  • NAVY

    #24 ALL DAY LONG!

    • ben

      gangbang in the ass!!

  • PoonJammer

    #19 I want to lick her butt!

    • Sid

      Gawd, who is this?

      • n word jim

        rachel starr

        • Guest

          No, I don't think so

        • NDKNGD

          no, that's PoonJammer

    • Married Guy

      That doesn't sound very hygenic.

      • Paula_

        You and PoonJammer should get together.

        – the one you love to hate

    • specks

      Andree DeSanti 100%

      • Evariste

        100% hot on this picture

    • lkasjdhf

      Yiou miss prison much?

  • darren

    #15 fat

    • iloveQuatchi

      yes, phat indeed

    • Not Again

      Ok, you take the others, I'll take her!

    • Pwndu232

      Okay. You stick with your anorexic bean poles. I'll stick with the girls who have curves. Idiot.

      • darren

        well i just like slim girls, some curves are welcome too but she is fat. deal with it.

        • Rand

          Far from fat. A little thicker, but nowhere near fat. Personally, I'd fuck the shit out of her.

    • Hooka

      Are you retarded??

    • Grendel

      Woman – not girl.

    • laelow

      Here are some naked pictures of Number 10 and 15, definitely NSFW.
      #10 & #15

      • Patrick Arden Heringer


    • truth

      You are correct sir

    • zanno

      who cares for one night?😀

    • AndreaFay

      She's gorgeous. Didn't your mother teach you any manners?

    • Kodos

      it's on…

    • That Guy

      you mean you like 13 year olds. sick dude. sick.

      • de ja vu

        voluptuous girls + tight dresses = WIN!

    • @SSJGodan

      i want you to know that i disliked your post. but in your defense, the way the shadow hits the wall, it looks like she's slightly bigger than she is…which even then, she'd still be a smoke show.

      i need a job.

    • Pole

      i"d fuck her for sure< but she is fat though>

    • @CaptainInfinity

      Your auto-correct is malfunctioning. I think you meant 'hot.'

    • Ptesla

      You're just gay maybe

    • James

      I have heard through the grapevine she has passed away, she used to play Mafia Wars on Myspace with a gillion of us and not long ago somebody on facebook posted in a forum she had passed away

    • steven

      your insane, that girl think in all the right places. type fat chick in google images and you never see this chick there.

    • Texas

      I have heard on the grapevine #10 who is also #15 is no longer with us anymore, not sure about it though. She used to play the Zynga app game Mafia Wars with a bunch of us on Myspace, supposedly her name was Sasha. I hope the rumor of her passing is not true. She is not fat either, you should see her in a bikini!

    • Elcastino

      I disagree, I would tag that all day and night……..

    • IShldBWorking

      Some people say fat…I say oh so thick and sexy!

  • kshell25

    Great post! #25 ruined her look with those retarded shoes though.

    • Mito

      She has shoes on?

    • owlsman

      i like converse… i dont care if theyre makin money now with these shoes

    • Signs

      "#25 ruined her look with those retarded shoes though"

      Why don't you just admit to being gay and quit trying to fool everyone……no one cares

    • canitfatso

      a fashion concious marine? you deserve to be on a starburst commercial.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      If i'm spending an afternoon on a date where I know we;re gonna walk around a lot, I've explicitly told girlfriends not to wear high-heels, in favor something that's not gonna make them rest every 25 minutes.
      Ladies, Please take note: I've learned to appreciate a woman who can keep up.

    • wench

      we wear comfy shoes while getting ready to go out so that we can wear our 'holy shit my feet are killing me so i need to drink til i cant feel them but fuck, i look hot' shoes for you later…have you never had a girlfriend? i think im on to you!

  • Bill57

    assault with a deadly weapon comes to mind, cause anyone of them could give me a heart attack in person

    • McBeastie

      and a lot of them could probably give you herpes on top of that. Bunch 'o skanks.

  • alexri

    … just let me scroll to the top & back here one more time

  • bbqboobs

    #20 I don't care how old she is, I think Selena Gomez is f*ing hot! Way hotter than Miley Cyrus.

    • Dapper_Dave

      Well…since Miley Cyrus isn't hot at all it's not really a fair comparison.

      That's like saying this cookie tastes way better than shit.

    • warwick

      i dont think shes that hot

    • Ciley Myrus

      Well good news–she's 19!

    • Bruno

      She weirds me out, because she has the face of a little kid and the body of an adult

      • That Guy

        but when you put her in a post with so many real women, she looks like a kid all over.

    • Deadalrady

      Her face looks like it was compressed horizontally, I think it's quite disturbing the more I look at it.

      • niudgc

        Why is her head so tiny?

        • That Guy

          trust me you don't want to start asking why things are tiny… it will backfire on you.

    • Seven

      She was hot about 4 years ago…now she's an old hag.

      Late one night a 13 year old girl and a pedophile were walking through the forest, half way through the girl says, "it sure is dark and scary in here". The pedophile says, " how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"

  • bbqboobs

    #1 #2 #3 #11 Will probably FAP to all these.

    • sw0rdf1sh9

      Could you please teach me how to embed photos within the comments?

      • Domanick Fabro

        just put the pound sign followed by the number picture u want to embed like this #1

    • anervusguy

      I already have. #11 had me over the edge almost as soon as I started.

      • Rabbit

        #11 FIND HER CHIVE

        • Jimmy C


    • GreyGhost9

      Agreed opened gallery got odd work boner, now what chive now what?

    • Boris

      Rachel Roxx P-star

      • R-Dub


    • Bluto

      #2 must be found immediately. And don't tell me it is J-Woww from Jersey Shore, like the asshat below…

    • Mr. Facedown

      dude…. #1 is photoshopped….

  • TopFox

    1-30= Greatest night ever!!!!

  • Dudebroguyman

    I don't call these dresses….slut shirts.

    • Ron

      You're not complaining are you?

  • gsxroadkill

    #30 [[butherface]] [[nicebody]]

    • JDub

      face?? oh yeah, now I see, i got stuck staring at her uhhhh what are we talking about, this post just made my friday

    • Grendel

      I like the butterface – they are soooooo appreciative of the attention – they always seem to be a little more animal than "pretties".

  • sexualniner

    #24 Dear, baby Jesus.

    Thank you, that is all.

    P.s Chive, find the shit outta her.

    • Biz02

      Jessica Burciaga. You're welcome.

    • teximport

      HE WAS A MAN !

  • sid

    Need an id on #30 too. Ahhh Lust.

    • mark


  • Dude

    Kryptonite? If anything, these girls are making parts of me stronger

    • That Guy

      you mean making a certain part of you stronger… boner.. i was talking about a boner.

  • Bubba Fatt

    Skanky. not my taste in women. Very un-chivey.
    More inked-up women please!

    • Jimmy C

      Cause that's not skanky.

      • wsthstr

        ^ Someone doesn't get it ^

    • Patrick Arden Heringer

      tatted up in tight dresses; there fixed it

  • ddsadsa

    fap fap fap fap

  • bigjohn

    #4 stole Charlie Sheen's watch.

    • robsterling

      Did she steal it? I thought that maybe her gynocologist found it.

    • brando

      that is Capri Anderson… she a pornstar🙂

  • Alaa Shawkat

    #20 messed with my groove

    • That Guy

      that's the point. too much hottness… you need a deflator.

      • Chaos

        Actually I find Selena Gomez the hottest one, but hey, to each their own.

  • cableguy2011

    #19 Yes Yes All!

    • Bubba Fatt

      and ya don't stop!

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