Women in tight dresses like these might as well be kryptonite (30 Photos)

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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Well, at least since the Chive didn't sell all available tickets to the meetup that proves it for once and for all; the Chive didn't SELL OUT!
    Take that you whining naggers!

    – the one you love to hate

    • iloveQuatchi


      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Been pondering on that reply for a long time?
        btw #2 MAWGN.

        – the one not in any way associated with the Chive

        • iloveQuatchi

          Shaddup I'm a little slow today!

    • AtothaB

      Oh NAGGERS…

      • da2conan

        there goes the neighborhood

  • sr. dk

    now im horny again. telling my coworkers im going for a shit…

    • benbobbins

      Nobody use that guy's stapler.

    • That Guy

      good luck doing the Ron Burgundy pleated pants walk.

    • Chris Hansen

      You inform your coworkers of your bowel movements? Classy.

  • iloveQuatchi

    #28 mmm Shyla!

    • disturbed

      Best. Post. Ever!. Never thought you could top Yoga pants – I was wrong.

    • gtr


  • dash

    time to put my xray glasses on…

  • tom hanks

    #24 i like her

  • majup

    #22 haha.. no way

    • PoonJammer

      I want to lick her butt.

    • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty


      Your mission, regardless of whether or not you accept, is to ascertain the identity of this woman and supply us with moar pictures.

      This post will now self-destruct.

      • blue dress lover

        FTV Sophie

      • DJDoubleb

        Look at where the leg is in the dress, compared to where it really is under the dress.


        • humptus

          It exist dude. Just look at Coco, Ice-T's wife. And looking at that thick leg muscles, its just right. You're just looking at the effect of the dress that's why it looks shopped.

        • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

          You are correct, sir. I actually see it more where her hands/wrist are up against her legs.

        • Jay

          Don't care. That's a hell of a look.

  • NAVY

    #24 ALL DAY LONG!

    • ben

      gangbang in the ass!!

  • PoonJammer

    #19 I want to lick her butt!

    • Married Guy

      That doesn't sound very hygenic.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You and PoonJammer should get together.

        – the one you love to hate

    • Sid

      Gawd, who is this?

      • n word jim

        rachel starr

        • Guest

          No, I don't think so

        • NDKNGD

          no, that's PoonJammer

    • specks

      Andree DeSanti 100%

      • Evariste

        100% hot on this picture

    • lkasjdhf

      Yiou miss prison much?

  • darren

    #15 fat

    • Hooka

      Are you retarded??

    • James

      I have heard through the grapevine she has passed away, she used to play Mafia Wars on Myspace with a gillion of us and not long ago somebody on facebook posted in a forum she had passed away

    • Grendel

      Woman – not girl.

    • Pwndu232

      Okay. You stick with your anorexic bean poles. I'll stick with the girls who have curves. Idiot.

      • darren

        well i just like slim girls, some curves are welcome too but she is fat. deal with it.

        • Rand

          Far from fat. A little thicker, but nowhere near fat. Personally, I'd fuck the shit out of her.

    • Not Again

      Ok, you take the others, I'll take her!

    • iloveQuatchi

      yes, phat indeed

    • Ptesla

      You're just gay maybe

    • Texas

      I have heard on the grapevine #10 who is also #15 is no longer with us anymore, not sure about it though. She used to play the Zynga app game Mafia Wars with a bunch of us on Myspace, supposedly her name was Sasha. I hope the rumor of her passing is not true. She is not fat either, you should see her in a bikini!

    • laelow

      Here are some naked pictures of Number 10 and 15, definitely NSFW.
      #10 & #15 http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/5064782

      • http://www.facebook.com/paheringer Patrick Arden Heringer


    • truth

      You are correct sir

    • zanno

      who cares for one night? :D

    • AndreaFay

      She's gorgeous. Didn't your mother teach you any manners?

    • Kodos

      it's on…

    • That Guy

      you mean you like 13 year olds. sick dude. sick.

      • de ja vu

        voluptuous girls + tight dresses = WIN!

    • http://twitter.com/SSJGodan @SSJGodan

      i want you to know that i disliked your post. but in your defense, the way the shadow hits the wall, it looks like she's slightly bigger than she is…which even then, she'd still be a smoke show.

      i need a job.

    • Pole

      i"d fuck her for sure< but she is fat though>

    • http://twitter.com/CaptainInfinity @CaptainInfinity

      Your auto-correct is malfunctioning. I think you meant 'hot.'

    • steven

      your insane, that girl think in all the right places. type fat chick in google images and you never see this chick there.

    • Elcastino

      I disagree, I would tag that all day and night……..

    • IShldBWorking

      Some people say fat…I say oh so thick and sexy!

  • kshell25

    Great post! #25 ruined her look with those retarded shoes though.

    • owlsman

      i like converse… i dont care if theyre makin money now with these shoes

    • Mito

      She has shoes on?

    • Signs

      "#25 ruined her look with those retarded shoes though"

      Why don't you just admit to being gay and quit trying to fool everyone……no one cares

    • canitfatso

      a fashion concious marine? you deserve to be on a starburst commercial.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      If i'm spending an afternoon on a date where I know we;re gonna walk around a lot, I've explicitly told girlfriends not to wear high-heels, in favor something that's not gonna make them rest every 25 minutes.
      Ladies, Please take note: I've learned to appreciate a woman who can keep up.

    • wench

      we wear comfy shoes while getting ready to go out so that we can wear our 'holy shit my feet are killing me so i need to drink til i cant feel them but fuck, i look hot' shoes for you later…have you never had a girlfriend? i think im on to you!

  • Bill57

    assault with a deadly weapon comes to mind, cause anyone of them could give me a heart attack in person

    • McBeastie

      and a lot of them could probably give you herpes on top of that. Bunch 'o skanks.

  • alexri

    … just let me scroll to the top & back here one more time

  • bbqboobs

    #20 I don't care how old she is, I think Selena Gomez is f*ing hot! Way hotter than Miley Cyrus.

    • Dapper_Dave

      Well…since Miley Cyrus isn't hot at all it's not really a fair comparison.

      That's like saying this cookie tastes way better than shit.

    • warwick

      i dont think shes that hot

    • Ciley Myrus

      Well good news–she's 19!

    • Bruno

      She weirds me out, because she has the face of a little kid and the body of an adult

      • That Guy

        but when you put her in a post with so many real women, she looks like a kid all over.

    • Deadalrady

      Her face looks like it was compressed horizontally, I think it's quite disturbing the more I look at it.

      • niudgc

        Why is her head so tiny?

        • That Guy

          trust me you don't want to start asking why things are tiny… it will backfire on you.

    • Seven

      She was hot about 4 years ago…now she's an old hag.

      Late one night a 13 year old girl and a pedophile were walking through the forest, half way through the girl says, "it sure is dark and scary in here". The pedophile says, " how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"

  • bbqboobs

    #1 #2 #3 #11 Will probably FAP to all these.

    • anervusguy

      I already have. #11 had me over the edge almost as soon as I started.

      • Rabbit

        #11 FIND HER CHIVE

        • Jimmy C


    • sw0rdf1sh9

      Could you please teach me how to embed photos within the comments?

      • http://www.facebook.com/obi1kenobi Domanick Fabro

        just put the pound sign followed by the number picture u want to embed like this #1

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      Agreed opened gallery got odd work boner, now what chive now what?

    • Boris

      Rachel Roxx P-star

      • R-Dub


    • Bluto

      #2 must be found immediately. And don't tell me it is J-Woww from Jersey Shore, like the asshat below…

    • Mr. Facedown

      dude…. #1 is photoshopped….

  • TopFox

    1-30= Greatest night ever!!!!

  • Dudebroguyman

    I don't call these dresses….slut shirts.

    • Ron

      You're not complaining are you?

  • gsxroadkill

    #30 [[butherface]] [[nicebody]]

    • JDub

      face?? oh yeah, now I see, i got stuck staring at her uhhhh what are we talking about, this post just made my friday

    • Grendel

      I like the butterface – they are soooooo appreciative of the attention – they always seem to be a little more animal than "pretties".

  • sexualniner

    #24 Dear, baby Jesus.

    Thank you, that is all.

    P.s Chive, find the shit outta her.

    • Biz02

      Jessica Burciaga. You're welcome.

    • teximport

      HE WAS A MAN !

  • sid

    Need an id on #30 too. Ahhh Lust.

    • mark


  • Dude

    Kryptonite? If anything, these girls are making parts of me stronger

    • That Guy

      you mean making a certain part of you stronger… boner.. i was talking about a boner.

  • Bubba Fatt

    Skanky. not my taste in women. Very un-chivey.
    More inked-up women please!

    • Jimmy C

      Cause that's not skanky.

      • wsthstr

        ^ Someone doesn't get it ^

    • http://www.facebook.com/paheringer Patrick Arden Heringer

      tatted up in tight dresses; there fixed it

  • ddsadsa

    fap fap fap fap

  • bigjohn

    #4 stole Charlie Sheen's watch.

    • robsterling

      Did she steal it? I thought that maybe her gynocologist found it.

    • brando

      that is Capri Anderson… she a pornstar :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/mybrokentheory Alaa Shawkat

    #20 messed with my groove

    • That Guy

      that's the point. too much hottness… you need a deflator.

      • Chaos

        Actually I find Selena Gomez the hottest one, but hey, to each their own.

  • cableguy2011

    #19 Yes Yes All!

    • Bubba Fatt

      and ya don't stop!

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