Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • SasKc


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=667795076 Justin Barbour


      • SasKc

        No, just always wanted to do that, and I've seen too many people say "first" and been the 4th commenter or something like that, happy now?

        • https://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

          No, you're still fucking retarded.

          • SasKc

            ooh la la justin, don't get your knickers in a twist. Is your aunt flo visiting?

            • hardcoreparkour

              Kinda clever, for a retard.

              • SasKc

                hey, chivers make even retards look clever.

  • PoonJammer

    #3 I would have wanted to lick her butt, but a bear was there before me.

    • Cake is a Lie

      Do you like Phil Collins?

      • Portal sucks

        @Cake is A Lie Portal sucks goat nuts for beer money, but he doesn't drink beer.

        • Sploooge

          Please stop trying so hard… makes you look desperate for attention.

    • PoonJammerLover

      But I want to lick your butt.

    • Bob

      Is there something wrong with you man? Like every post you do is the same. Be original. You lame fucko.

    • Coldzilla

      Id say something but Wade Wilson might get his panties in a knot again 😉

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=667795076 Justin Barbour

    #19 "And after I stalked the snarling hairy beast for days I was finally able to bring it down; and that's how I met my wife. Now let me show you a picture of this big ass pig I shot."

    • AK47

      This is what I pictured in the Jose Vasconcelos story

  • FloppyRocks

    #5 I would destroy those with my mouth.

    • Wade Wilson

      The secret to baking epic goodies: low heat, longer time in oven.
      Gives the goodness time to fuse together. Take this from a stoner with a lot of experience in the kitchen fucking around…with delicious results.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        very well, then how long would you bake a Triple Layer cookie for?

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      says "5 replies" but only see 2. Chive?

    • yoselahonda

      Homemade dough from scratch tends to not be as oily/wet and tends to hold its shape a bit better.

  • revski87


  • http://www.facebook.com/hannaHannaHannah Hannah Jayne Prangnell


    • theoceanbeauty

      its starting to look like a triple rainbow!

  • wtf

    #13 has no legs

    • thom

      And his nipples seem uneven. Not to mention he looks like a total loser.

    • Ha.Ha.

      reneckish…but I think that's kinda cool…

    • ZachBob

      what has been seen can't be unseen.

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Now be a good daughter and fetch a budweiser for daddy! Mind if I borrow one of your smokes too?


    It's 4 A.M. and all i want is a bacon cheeseburger.

  • Patrick

    #13 Say what you will, but that is one dedicated father

    • PokePoke

      Hes gotta be glad she didnt draw a penis

      • Biggus Diccus

        Just what I was thinking. Like the guy from Superbad when he was a kid.

    • Spivias

      or just an extreme pedophile

    • LansingMI

      I guess..all out of refrigerator magnets?

      • dOOb

        As a dad… I think this is pretty fuckin' cool!

        • Lev

          Ya gotta love your kids, right?

          • thom

            Yes love them, not totally indulge every whim they have.

            • Ha.Ha.

              b/c it was the kid that said "Daddy, I'm going to draw this picture and I want you to have it tattooed"…

              • wsthstr

                That stupid lil kid can't draw for shit man.

                • ZachBob

                  no kid can draw for shit when they're 4. if they can color w/o going outside the lines, they're freaking michaelangelo. sadly, society looks down on you when you're 24 and can't color in the lines….

      • The_Dood

        He doesn't have a fridge to stick them to.

    • yoselahonda

      Doesn't have to worry much about the imge warping noticeably when he gets to be 80 and tries to show that thing off.

    • mtpuckhead

      He's a fucking idiot, and his daughter sucks at art.

    • TAMZz

      I think that is so awesome. Great dad!! no doubt….

  • Pete_Mitchell

    #12 just googled to make sure there's a world market near me

    • bubblerider86

      World Market is amazing!

      • LansingMI

        Received a $50 WM gift card recently. Got a big jar of this stuff, big jar of Nutella, big box of fancy crackers and a mix-your-own sixer of strange and powerful European beer. Played Zelda 64 all night while the wife was gone. While not planned, it was the absolute best throwing up I've done in years.

        • Ryan


        • Pat

          cool story bro

        • maxim2boobles

          me too

    • Sean

      Too rich for my taste but the idea is great

  • http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

    #9 Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      …i think that's a russian soldier

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      is he vogue'ing?

  • http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

    #23 delicious

    • Bud

      fuck you, all i had was cereal

  • http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

    #3 slap that ass! 😛

    • TylerV

      Shake that bear ;] (tosh.0 anyone?)

  • Nolo

    #16 It's cool I got this…

    • ROK247

      screw you guys. i'm going home.

    • i tried

      Fuck this, I'm walking.

  • Catence

    #13 – is fricken adorable.

  • michelle

    I feel like there should have been more DMA this morning.. I enjoyed it though .. #5 must try..

    • Ha.Ha.

      Agreed, but it IS Monday, and there isn't usually much awesomeness to that

  • http://www.gfys.org/ CHIVETTE

    I post semi naked provocative pics of my ass and tits on the internet for people to fap to but am not a whore or promiscuous ,dare say anything against me and ill complain to my sugar daddy and release my fanboys.

    That is all.

    • FolleRousse

      Someone's dick is jealous.

      • http://www.gfys.org/ urafag

        Stop thinking about my dick.

        • FolleRousse


    • CDN

      Why the thumbs down for this person's post? It's true.

      • Candybabe_66

        Not exactly. I've gotten my tits posted on theChive and I'm actually a pretty self-conscious about my body. I'm not a whore in any sense. I just stepped out of my comfort zone and got posted. It was a huge self esteem boost and that could be the same for a lot of people.

        Not to mention, there are people submitting pictures of hot girls they know. The girl may not even know.

        So yeah, Chivette's comment may be true for some. But definitely not all.

        • Guys

          Just what I'd expect a filthy whore to say. No worries though slut, we like to look at your bodies and taste your sweet, sweet nectar…but we still think you're filthy whores no matter what we say to your face.

          • b-ry

            that's true. that's why the guys on here don't like such things to be said: not because they're "not true", but because it'll "discourage them from sending more pictures in". fuckin' losers need to go get themselves a fleshlight.

        • CDN

          Would you want your boss to see said pics? Or elder members of your family? The answer should be a resounding NO. Women need to wake up and realize that these pics may hurt them and their careers in the long run. What may seem like an innocent submission to a website could come back to haunt you.

          Most of the women that submit usually take pictures of themselves. These self-taken pics scream narcissism. These pics say, "Look at me! I'm self-conscious and need your approval!"

          • That Guy

            exactly. but like the fanboys will say "they're doing nothing to be ashamed of". really? is that why so many of them have their faces cropped out? lulz.

            • meeshestrella

              I've noticed on a few posts that a lot of chivers will ask to find a chivette and then once it is all said and done they will completely tear her features down and reject her beauty. kids on the chive can be pretty harsh sometimes and it takes a lot to post your face for millions to recognize.

              with that said… i do love a pic of a classy chivette. there are few and far between.

        • CDN

          Oh, and another thing, submitted pics will be downloaded to numerous peoples hard drives. From there, who knows what may happen to them. Some unsavory person may Photoshop a pic into an embarrassing situation that will negatively affect the original person who submitted it.

    • FolleRousse

      I'm all for one having their own opinions, but reall why go someone just to try and act like your better than the rest? It's just showing your weaknesses in yourself.

  • http://www.gfys.org/ obvious

    The Chive meet up theme song – Its Raining Men.

    • wsthstr


  • http://www.gfys.org/ toby

    #3 Your average Chivette

  • http://www.gfys.org/ zing

    Dear Chivettes #11

    • TRON


  • Damien

    #2 Please hippies leave Batman alone.

  • Z_b

    #16 Screw this.. i'm outta here

  • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

    #13 aww she made such a beautiful drawing of his tattoo!

    • ur-right

      seems legit

    • spyke

      she drew his tattoo for him :). . . tattooing his kid's first artwork =]

  • http://www.facebook.com/MaverickAg Tommy Pickett

    #3 has invented a new form…
    *puts on pun-glasses*
    … of bear-back.

    • Lowrent75


      • ROK247


        • Ulisses

          You just have to bear with him.

  • http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

    #15 FAT-ality.

    • jayhawker38

      It looks like Mileena ate too many of the other Mortal Kombat combatants.

    • schango

      I'm intrigued

    • Jay

      Those hips can't be real.

      • Shakira

        Her hips don't lie, and I'm starting to feel it's right. All the attraction, all the tension, don't you see fellow chiver, it's perfection.

      • CHAD

        Dear Jay,

        You are correct, those hips are not real. Imagine my surprise this morning when checking the chive. I found this stolen picture of my wife posted and extremely altered. Needless to say I am not thrilled she made the chive in this way and neither is she.

        • kire

          Y U Lie?? That's my girl and the hips are that way…

        • ZImdog

          Prove it

    • Frank Reynolds

      It's Taki from Soul Calibur. In the game she has a giant ass, too.

      • http://www.facebook.com/timothy.parrish3 Timothy Parrish

        Actually Taki has humongous tits… Her ass/hips are average size for a video game character.. Which is still pretty big… Something about designers..

    • O.o

      MOAR ! please

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Mileena Minaj?

    • DngnRdr

      A long lost Kardashian sister perhaps?

    • Ricky

      Geno-typically inconceivable! x[

    • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

      weirdest boner

      • Joey

        Coffee was spat……

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