We have a PHD in Find Her (30 Photos)

  • elsupergringo

    fap fap fap

    • hug me paula!

      if you're really fapping to this, i hope you're going to do this often. Throwing your semen into a bunch of kleenex is the best way you can help the human gene pool

    • chubby

      "find her" is so pathetic.

      • b-ry

        if i could thumb this up more than once, i'd thumb it up 100 times. the chivers should go find themselves some ways to move out of their basements and get laid.

        • BelowHeavens

          Then why are you here…oh and I'm far removed from my parents basement, and in my own house…oh almost forgot I don't have problems enjoying the company of women. I'm just here to enjoy the view

        • BelowHeavens

          But I do agree that "find her" is pathetic. People that fap to this are pathetic. I just enjoy the post. But flipping out and needing to find one of them is to far

      • its_forge

        It really is. Looking at the girls is nice of course, but "find her" is so lame. Find her then what? Then these guys have a name to moan while they're fapping?

      • hug me paula!

        yep especially when people are reposting the whole gallery in the comments with 'find her' beside each pic… i thought it was the point of the post.

  • Joe

    I was gonna be first, until I saw he photos…..

    • Joe's gay

      do you like he photos?

  • Watching You

    I've got nipples, Greg. Can you find ME?

    • http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

      ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  • ...

    the Chive doesn't really have a PHD in finding "her." of all the find her posts…how many have you actually found? i think the Chivers do most of the work….

    just sayin

    • SweetAwesomeness

      PHD = Public High-school Degree

      they never said what kind of PHD

      • The_Dood

        They don't even have that, more like a Good "Enuff" Diploma.

      • hug me paula!

        Ph D is for Philosophiae Doctor

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      But aren't Chivers part of the community and conglomerate of awesomeness that is theChive?

      • ...


      • Foosbah

        damn you're a brown-nosing geek.

    • agree

      Can't make that statement since they actually have not found them!!!

    • Polonuts

      Isn't it Ph.D for the doctorate anyways?
      Wikipedia says it is interchangeable, and that is maintained by internet trolls and unicorns, so it must be right.

    • new york

      right on ~ because many attention grabbin' ho's that are nobody's in the real world post their pics, the chive thinks its the best website in the world.lol. kills time, but not best website in the world. and no, the chive does not have a PHD in find her.

    • jorge

      Ph.Ds dont do the work, their bitches do.

  • faceh

    "Find Her" is getting to be the most pathetically desperate post. Each and every week people post old/obscure queries for god knows why.

    Although it can be funny from time to time.

    • helpermonkey

      Cool story. Now please excuse me while I take my beagle for his morning faceh.

      • missing word


  • Maytrix

    I think it's the Chive members that have the PHD in finding her!

    • Ha.Ha.

      Seriously. If you guys really had a Ph.D., you'd know it was written like that. PHD = Player Hatin' Dickhead

  • Guest

    Do you have a PHD in Find her because you get so many requests to find a girl or because you actually do find the girls?

    • faceh

      I'm pretty sure they're relying on the off-chance that the girl posted is a chiver/friends with a chiver.

  • Darryl Deschene

    #4 is Kim Smith I think

    • Glenn_Coco


    • lemurfart

      correct. that picture is from a maxim shoot

      • The_Dood

        That was my introduction to Maxim, I think, I know it was her, but it may have been a different shoot. I must've been 17 but that was still one of the hottest (if not THE hottest) spreads I've ever seen in a magazine and some of the best shots I've ever seen of her.
        Here is a link. http://celebpicture.blogspot.com/2008/01/kim-smit… They appear to have a few of the shots from the issue I am thinking of (the ones where she's wearing pink). And btw Chive, THOSE ARE FUCKING HIGH RES! At least the one I clicked was…

    • Dukemeister

      You are correct. Her name is Kim Smith and she is a model.

    • Brad

      what happened to Kim Smith? She was a super hottie and she fell off the face of the earth…

      • engrishresson

        She should come back for sure. Too hot to stay gone.

    • bigpuss

      when i was living in austin, a girl who lived a few floors up from me was having a party for some girlfriends who were in town from odessa. when i arrived, one girl instantly caught my eye. after chatting her up for a while, i was yanked aside by a friend who marched me down to his apartment and showed me Kim Smith's spread in Maxim. It was the girl upstairs I had been talking with!! needless to say i was a little intimidated when i went back up to the party and didn't say much else to her. It was still a good night!!

      • its_forge

        You should have kneed that bastard in the balls for showing you the photos. If you hadn't known it was her you probably could've [string of euphemisms] with her [further string of euphemisms] in her [euphemism].

  • bambam

    #22! I will lock her up in my basement.

    • please

      may i have the spare key? you know…just in case you loose yours?

      • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

        yea ya know keys become useless after they get too loose

  • misschris

    #4 Kim Smith

  • Observation

    Some of you have a really bad taste in women.

    • Chris Hansen

      Exactly. Most of these should remain "lost."

  • konaehukai

    #23. Please find them all.

    • toban

      one of those girls is that big guys sister, i bet ya

      • its_forge

        Daughter. That's a dad look.

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #18 not sure if legal or not…… and not sure if i care….

    • dOOb

      yep… of all the women in this post, these two beautiful pieces of jail bait need to be found!!!

      did that sound creepy?

      • dee

        this was on body building dot com, the blond is 13, the brunette is 12….this is completely jailbait.

        • Makes No Excuses

          there is no way in hell that blond is 12 years old

          • therealslimshady

            I don't even care. Dress like that, get a dick. Period. Oh, but dressing like that isn't giving permission for you to rape me boohoo. yes, darling. yes it is.

            • police officer john

              that is extremely inappropriate. you should be locked in prison if you can't avoid "raping" young girls, and justifying it based on the way that they dress.

        • its_forge

          Except y'know, it's just a picture and I'm not even going to have sex with the picture much less the women themselves.

        • wanker

          screw that, I'd take my chances

        • Jekel

          Dude, you're thinking of Demi Rose Mawby and thats not her!

    • JpJ

      Pretty sure you can find them at the mall.

    • b-ry

      you shouldn't care, 'cause you're never gonna fuck them.

      • its_forge

        ^^ That exactly

    • mydoggylives

      I was gonna say 15 or 16 myself… It's obvious they're jailbait.

    • http://www.boomtownradio.co.uk gifted_beatnik

      16 is jailbait?

      Not in england. Whats the legal age of consent in the states? 18? 21?

  • Chivacy Please

    Hey Chive – knock off the musical clearasil commercial – I'm chiving at work and you are gonna get me busted!

    • Observation

      Annoying as all shit. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

      • Brad

        chrome with flash blocker, I have no idea what you are talking about…

    • duh


    • clemgrad03

      If you're on Firefox, why not block it and all other flash ads.

      • Lowdown


    • its_forge

      Firefox > Adblock Plus > NoScript > FlashBlock just for laughs

  • Kevin Weeks

    Theres a great Kate upton zombie pic on photoshopmade.com. Shes soooo daaamn hot

  • Adam
    • Ha.Ha.

      Eye Wide Apart

  • Biz02

    #23 – Holy shit! I never noticed here there!

    • Maytrix

      I think there is a reason she's hiding

  • failagain

    You know how I know……
    You have a drinking problem.

    • failagain

      Is that MILF Heaven ?

    • ted

      Thats robin williams from mrs. doubtfire

    • Moe

      Octoberfest starts in one month. If you REALLY want to meet her I am sure she will be working in Hacker-Pschorr Festzelt

  • Meh

    #8 Leslie Nelson

    • SweetAwesomeness

      one of the comedy greats…R.I.P

    • Tony
    • Ha.Ha.


    • Cocrates

      i googled leslie nelson topless, google gave me nielsen shirtless. fml

    • its_forge

      Reincarnated already as a skinnybutt little blonde girl? Yay, I think. 'Specially if she's still got that amazing comic acting ability.

    • DefendDallas

      Well done.

  • Ben

    I second the #9 find her request I've been wondering who she is as well.

    • John

      I went to HS with her, seriously. She's married and just got her MBA from University of Whitewater at Wisconsin. Her name is Katie.

  • http://theflintskinny.blogspot.com/ TheFlintSkinny

    #16 My IT department (also Chivers) thanks you for covering my keyboard with coffee.

  • BMW

    Please find #2 #15 320

    • Xsoldier2000

      #2 adree desanti

      • Bud

        thanks for the name, but gizoogling her was a little disappointing

        • Xsoldier2000


    • David

      #2 is Adree Desanti. . . . You're Welcome

    • Jan

      i think #15 is Sarah Hyland

      • Jekel

        'fraid you're wrong!

    • Grasso

      #2 is Rachel Starr

      • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

        No it isn't.

  • MikeyLikes It

    #27 looks like Mrs. Doubtfire!!!!

  • Pete_Mitchell

    #27 found her last year at oktoberfest… she gave the best head

    • DrGarnicus

      of beer! HI-OHHH!

    • Trez

      Considering she's got 6 Steins in each hand, her forearm muscles must be phenomenal. Note to self: Don't get a hand job, she will snap it off

  • dougie

    #20 wins again!

    • find her already

      gorgeous face, sick rack- FIND HER NOW CHIVE

    • tay diggz

      seriously needs to be found for the love of all man kind

    • Sergey

      I think I just fell in love…..

    • Allen

      My M O A and R buttons on my keyboard are getting worn out from the pic of this chick.

    • AppStateJW

      She needs to have a nice chive photoshoot I believe

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