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Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

August 9, 2011 | In: DAR, Random

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John

A lot of people make special request for 'Keep Calm' these days. It's Tuesday so let's have some fun. I think the Chivers should decide what #40 has to do for the shirt.
Keep the ideas creative and remember it has to be (somewhat) tasteful… ish. I'll run whichever idea gets the most thumbs by the couple and see if they'll do it in exchange for the shirt. With pics, of course, or it didn't happen.

Chive On!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Well…. do a redhead, find her sexy Chivers yoga pants, FLBP, mind the gap, underboob burn your bra in the middle of nowhere?
Let's see how many of those 9 (!) CHIVE classics she can mix in one single photo. Now THAT's a challenge!

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

ChiverMeTimbers

Paula…. I think that is a Great Idea…Way to go..

caleb

I hate you Paula, but damn do I respect this suggestion.

Bogus

Or one of each
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

OH! and Hump! 10 CHIVE classics!! DO A PERFECT TEN!!!

Hugs,
Paula
- btw dear Lauren ( <3 ), you reading this? Up to a challenge too?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

Paula, you were -124 yesterday. Look what you've done!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

I KNOW, gah! But I'll gladly sacrifice some useless points (that I can't seem to spend anywhere in the first place) for the good cause that is the Chive.

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

Innie

And here I was, thinking the -124 was your (p)enis size, in centimeters.

Malkintosh22

That's one massive vagina.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

Any news on if LG is taking up the challenge?

LG Connoiseur

L.M.A.O. That is NOT LG.

OIWv

agreed. this chick doesn't seem like a self-aggrandizing skank. just a regular one.

Jonnywackoff

LOL
http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

You obviously don't know…but I'm kind of a big deal. My apartment does actually smell of rich mahogany. You may call it self-aggrandizing but it's actually just good ol' fashioned fact. /end sarcasm

You 'trolls' need to stop reaching so high. Your stubby little arms can't quite accomplish things the way that us big people can. …And by 'big people' I mean people that actually know how to remove their head from their asses. I'd help you and support you, but you'd just say I was trying to play the martyr, or something like that, I'm sure.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

LG, say the word and I will go Seal Team 6 on their ass.

R.I.P
Coast Guard

YN1 Murphy here from ANT and just wanted to say that you are the coolest , hottest, smartest gal us coasties on base have ever seen (online, offline, you're hot as hell). These pricks would have a heart ache if they met you and they're just pissed because they'll never in their lives be able to even know a girl with your natural beauty and class.

Love that you're a Chiver and now we have to take a Chive Everywhere shot together on base.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

Did not say it was. Refer to earlier comments for clarification.

LG Connoiseur

Touche, got me there.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Also I'd say her doing 7 or more from these 10 should earn them both a shirt, but who am I to give away Chive tees

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Smack The Intern

You're Mac The Intern, to give away Chive tees.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

I LOL'd at 'Smack the Intern", great idea… mostly because he now refuses to take off those 'pant sleeves'.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate
OGMrWhite

agreed

Verbal Kint.

Anal? Well, I like that from my bf

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Wasn't that how he broke his foot the last time?

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21
Kyle

I'm giving you a thumbs up just because you're going by the name "Verbal Kint." Well played.

http://www.facebook.com/TimothyWilkes Timothy Wilkes

Would be funnier if it was "Verbal Kunt", though. . .

ya. thats a dude.

Why's everyone thumbing this up? It's probably a dude

Zebulon

While it would be great to see something self deprecating that we can all enjoy, I think she should ALSO do something good for society, like volunteer for an evening at a homeless shelter or something like that.

Gulab Jamun

I thumbed you down, because I initially thought your comment was dumb, but now I realize that I'm just a selfish dick, so please accept my humble apology. That was actually a great suggestion.
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

You DO realise that you're on The Chive, right?

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

Pwned

Oh damn, really? I keep thinking this is Reddit, because the pictures are all the same. Thanks for the reminder.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Oh no problem, no hard feelings. Here's a shortcut back to reddit for you: http://bit.ly/fTtVEr

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

Pwned

Sounds like you're butthurt. What day of the month is it?
ChiverBU

You're on fire Paula! You have 6 comments in a row over -50.

TRON

win

Shawn

Wow, Paula, great friggin' idea. Gotta hand it to ya.
RGH

I agree with Paula…for once.

Great idea!
https://www.facebook.com/jayrey81 Jason Reyes

Great call! perhaps side-boob if she's going to be doing hump aaand gap too… saves her some issues if she's not a contortionist. Def gotta put a chivette tattoo on too to automatically join the ranks of sexy chivers among us.

…

it is do-able with a mirror. effectively 2 pics, front and back, in one.

https://www.facebook.com/jayrey81 Jason Reyes

goooood call!

jDong

Something involving another girl and a cup?
Mike

Just give him the frickin' shirt. She's smokin' hot!
Murph

Fix the economy

hhhhhhh

end world hunger.

HAHSO

FEED THE CHILDREN

HAHSO

METH.

HAHSO

SAVE THE WHALES

drew

sea sheppards did that already

http://twitter.com/thecureforhope TheCureForHope

Those idiots did precisely DICK.

HAHSO

FROM BEING MADE INTO CONDOMS.

HAHSO

#39 HAVE HER DO THIS.
EXCEPT FOR THE BLACK ASS-PART.

HAHSO

THAT ASS IS BLACK NOT

First Time Caller

He must bring you…..a shrubbery.

http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

Neee!
Birdhaus32

AND cut down the largest oak in the forest with… A HERRING!

xDV8x

She has to jump into a lake whilst dumping like that dude from Tosh.0 awhile back

Chapelle

You are wrongly assuming that anyone except you thinks Tosh.0 is funny, or ever watches it.

the truth

agreed. daniel tosh is about as funny the holocaust.

Penrath

Who's Daniel Tosh? Who cares?

Negative Gal (my fond nickname for Paula..referring of course to her points and a pun for all you DNA research scientists) has a great idea!

Tonight I'll FAP to Paula.
o.0

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Well THAT's a first!

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Penrath

Now Paula…you can't be a virgin…again…

reme

I guess the holocaust must be pretty funny then.

Foosbah

only if you have the worst sense of humor since thinking daniel tosh is funny.

psadna1

Over a year of Chiving, and this is one of maybe three that made me actually laugh out loud!

BaseballRube

Mind the gap, in just heels with a hint of side-boob. Always epic.
Hich

Midnight city-streaking.
Oblivious

#40 Do Porn

truth

brink it!!!!

HAHSO

GET SOME BOOBS.

HAHSO

OR GROW SOME BOOBS

Dan

A gif of her dancing in a thong would be nice. Face required.
sheoncebelieved

hack Paula's page and delete her existence from cyber space

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Either that or exchange your avatar for your real photo: http://bit.ly/jEtT63

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

Mortal Kombat

Finish him!
TomTheCameraGuy

You have a hairy ass, Paula?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

At the end of the month, yes.
The first day of the month I set it on fire.

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

Kells Yeah

Next time you set your ass on fire, cover yourself in gasoline first. Trust me, it works much better that way… for all of us.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Yeaahhhh… not falling for it. Already burned off my moustache on last saturdays "Chive 'Cat Saturday' flaming cat race".

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

Honk

I am now unequivocally in Paula's corner… Damn what has the world come to. I fell in love with a troll…

http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

Well, I know that if MY girl said she would do anything,It would have to be a threesome with her hot girlfriend…..Pics or it didn't happen
Gooner29

I believe a hump day post would be more than enough (possible mind the gap as well?).

On a side note, I had my "Keep Calm" shirt delivered on Friday the 5th and returned home to find it gone. Welcome to Chicago… I swear if I see someone wearing that shirt walking down my street… I'll probably just buy another one. FML.

HAHSO

PUSSY

Çreep

burn your bra with a tastful kiss involving another girl in public, must see both in the same pic.umm ya, i think i wouldnt mind seein that.
Intensemasterdebater

Make him and Bill Murray sandwiches while they play poker…
That Guy

have her take some creative pics of her spelling out the chive with her body. eg: one pic she shapes her body into a 'C'.. then a 'H' and so on. then you can put it up in the office.
ROK247

why the hell should you give him a free shirt when he's the one that gets to bang that?
JackDiesel

Ass drop gif

gocubsgo!

YES! True!

mca

Sex in the back of a volkswagon?

craigarlen

nice reference…
shaka

very uncomfortable place…..

Kevin

More pictures! Mind the Gap…. Hump day Wednesday… lots of options here people
Jimmy

You could ask her to stop cheating on you, but that probably still won't happen.

- Jimmy

http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

Aisle three… Burn ointment.

Raph

make those donut hamburger things, with bacon of course, then actually make those cookie monster cupcakes that look legit and not melted pieces of delicious crap
KNOB

As much as some of you hate Paula… You have to admit she's got this one right.
This might be a record for thumbs up for Paula.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Fucking bad for my reputation though, but HAD to do it of course. FOR THE CHIIIIVE!

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

Sick

Send a pic of her wearing HIS brand new keep calm shirt full of large holes, showing plenty of skin…

Nah, that would be too mean
SweetAwesomeness

make her and her hottest friend make out wearing wet t-shirts!!!! take a pic then send to theChive!

RAS

Burn your bra with a smile!

http://twitter.com/robotinside @robotinside

The answer to #40…..is #41.

TheAndychrist

THANK YOU!!!! I was wondering when someone else would notice.
Bluto

I also assumed that I saw what theChive did there.

its_forge

I'm seconding someone else's vote of "threesome with one of her friends"

http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

That would have been me,Forge
Won

dirty old fuck.

trying

She can re-create the Burn ur bra bare a$$ in the mirror picture

oh and give him the best blow J ever……..got to hook a brother up when you can.
Christopher

How about she send in a post for burn your bra.in a white wet t-shirt.
bsitz

How about go find a b/f that isnt lazy and cheap

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

^^ lol

gocubsgo!

Well played Jessica. LOLd indeed.

dub

you "laughed out louded"?

http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

Yeah, I agree. I mean just because she doesn't have a disgusting body doesn't mean this asshole should get a hard to get shirt for free.

Pat

she should probably make him a sandwich in that outfit…with lots and lots of bacon..and they take pictures of her preparing it

dub

you're not cool. you're trying too hard.

davidmrichards

Do a body paint version of the "keep calm and chive on shirt" to show how badly she wants a real one.
mike

reenact 2 girls one cup with her best friend and a chocolate icecream cone.
Jonnywackoff

I say she has to woo the ugliest, fattest, stinkiest, horniest, loneliest, most desperate Chiver out of his mom's basement to a bar/pub/park of her choosing and fuck him.

Ugly, fat, stinky, horny, lonely, desperate, still-living-in-your-moms-basement Chivers – the contest begins! Send in your pics of you "doin' your thang" now!

The Chivery

That'd be too easy. All she has to do is pick one at random.

Chive on!

Jonnywackoff

I love thee The Chivery

Chive Up!

Takingbackcider

Whatever happens,That guy has to get down on one knee and ask that awesome chick to marry him!

shaka

bite your tong sir…. Never forget that no matter how hot she is right now, she will bitch up later in life… Hit it and quit it, don't forget the quit part…

Derpandeal

I say she has to buy another shirt of equal value!
Sploooge

#40 #41 I think you already know what you want Mr. John. subliminal messages FTW.

touche~
IMHO

It's not what she must do for Chive, it is what Chive must do for her (for more, obviously).
http://twitter.com/dalton_matt @dalton_matt

That's good enough for me. Give the girl a shirt.
TheMilkman

She can just have mine. It came in the mail pre-stained with mustard – or some other yellow shit – that won't come out. I'm blaming fuckin' formerly fat Patty.
Haywood

That would be in the butt Bob.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=760102828 James Keogh

Paint his house?

mick

#48 nice …

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Image search Norma Stitz. You won't forget it!

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

mick

Dammit Paula …
Dan

DON'T. Please stop advising that. You did it yesterday, too.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Oh don't worry, I forgot about that already. Thank you for being worried <3

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21
jimmy del fuego

Chk out those shoulders….she must be swimmer….

jdb

dammit… got me on that one.

FlyingSpagMonst

Good Christ
its_forge

Somebody really knows how to use that loofah
John

My GAWD I think you guys have finally found the perfect ass!!! Dont get me wrong there are lots of very fine specimens in the weekly DAR, but this has to be the perfect ass. Well Done Sir – Extremely Well Done – Wheres the tissues this shit is sticky
R2G Fan

Not nice…damn near perfect.
Tony

I think I'm in love…
Quasipickle

Can't believe it hasn't been said yet:

FIND HER!!!

MOAR!!!

dub

it hasn't been said before because we aren't all so pathetically desperate for fap material as you are.

//nocomment

this girl needs more cheesburgers

Wade Wilson

Now that's a gap a guy can really park a Greyhound in…

JAPIV

#10 I bet that thing is wrecked…

http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

He could just hold her and slam her into his junk….wait…..wtf did I mean by that?
BoCo_Kid

No doubt!
Ray-Ray

LMAO! That comment is AWESOME!
That Guy

imagine the sacrifice you'd have to make to be his gf. you will forever be ruined to all men after that. "you dated who? [tosses napkin on the table] well we all know how this plays out."

biggles604

It's not blown out, the new PC term is now 'Comfort Fit'
Horny Moose

I wonder if he say’s “now I must break you” before he taps that ass

Leonidas

I’ll bet her vag looks like a giant open face roast beef sandwich

shaka

Looks like a worn-out catchers mit…

Tom

One of his loads would drown her.
Çreep

small price to pay to have everything handed to ya i guess.

Wade Wilson

Poor use of the word 'small'. Really.

Chim richels

Can we please get brothas to stop wearing jeans shorts? Its a bad look on every dude.

dub

He had a growth spurt. Leave the kid alone.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

They just ran out of jeans making him his 68 x 89's

Heysuse

AMEN. And not just brothas but everyone, damn.
Rad-Balls

They're called jorts, bro.

William

Please hand over your man card for knowing this.

Çreep

i dunno macs custom made shorts were trend settin',just shouldnt dark socks with them thats where we go wrong…..o.0
Chapelle

I guess denim is the only material which comes in XXL TREETRUNK size.

Hammer_Pants

Not often you can get a BJ with both parties standing up, either.
NotPaula

Shaq's finger is bigger than my dick

dub

so is everybody else's.

the crowd

boom!

CBRian1K

Head shot. pink mist.

http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

Man, that one was tossed up and you knocked it out of the park. Bravo.
Darkside

HAHAHAH! The alley oop!

Bluto

No chance she can take anything more than just the tip. The laws of physics make anything else uncivilized. I actually feel bad for Shaq because I doubt he has ever experienced truly full penetration.

http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

you've clearly never watched porn… ever…
Darkside

Lotta dudes in here talkin about another dudes dick as if they've all seen it……party foul bro.

MoMorris

I have to wonder how it's even physically possible. You'd think she'd be dead from internal hemorrhaging by now.
Anonymous

many hilarious comments, but penis size doesn't scale up with body size. So she isn't ruined for all future men. except for the part where he is really rich too.
Wade Wilson

You can pretty much refer to any chick that's been with Shaq as 'a human sleeping bag'.
Wayne

I don't think sloppy seconds begin to describe what is left of that poor girl… 'her vahina is like wizard's sleeve.'

DCMOFO

#3
I would imagine that guy could unhinge his jaw and swallow a 12" sub without chewing.

Dan

His jaw area doesn't even look human.
Jimmy del Fuego

Jabba the Hut's first cousin.
Gooner29

It's like Peter Griffin's bearded cousin.
ilovethechive

Did we really need the red box to see this?
http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

Breaking News: Fat Booth app reaches beyond the phone
Kickmeto

Holy Shit! WTF is that?
scharfy

I've met him. He's an alright guy with an unfortunate condition. He knows people stare and talk behind his back, but ignores it and lives his life.

dub

hell, the chive isn't even considerate enough to do it behind his back. they feature him on their site with a red-circle around him. classy.
http://www.thechive.com Ace Rimmer

Attn Chivers:

This is a medical condition. He doesn't look like that simply because he's overweight.
I also know someone with this condition. He's very patient and understanding when people stare at him. He's also a doctor with tons of money. Haters gonna hate.

Ha.Ha.

not only swallow it, but store it for a late-night snack.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Fuck 'Angry Birds'; I like me a good game of 'Angry Chivers'.

You suckers can't seem to rise above 'easy' level though… Put in some effort will ya!?

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

sheoncebelieved

"Rise Above" ….Pearl Jam fan? PJ20 in Long Beach next month?

hMMMM

What asswipes are thumbing down PJ???

Trolligator

I'm tired of your shit. It's like, I don't even enjoy trolling you anymore. It's not you, it's me…

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

It's just doing it because it's points are slowly climbing towards positive.

Çreep

you're an idiot.
its_forge

crotch
Penrath

Challenge accepted…what thread shall we hijack?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Well I'm hijacking your thread right meow, to repost my Cat Saturday post that Mac the Intern accidently deleted (THAT's why his pants were cut up btw):

"As long as Chive keeps naming it "Cat Saturday" instead of "Caturday" as it's supposed to be, me and the neighbourhood trolls are holding our weekly "Chive Cat Saturday Race".
We've collected 16 stray cats this week so this saturday should be fun.
Around nightfall we'll soak the suckers in gasoline and bet on what flaming furball will get the farthest.
I'm hoping to earn back some money this week as last week I DID bet on the cat that ran the most before turning into a flaming pile, but the sucker ran in circles!!! ARGHH!!"

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Penrath

. . . .she was struck with delusions of adequacy.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Didn't see that one coming huh?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

http://www.thechive.com Penrath

Don't make me give you a thumbs up… :p

hug me paula!

angry paula is angry

http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

#7 Not single? FUCKFUCKFUCK!

Tony

Has a boyfriend to make nekked video for? YEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!
Shenanigans

Who gives a shit, seriously?
http://www.facebook.com/DriftwoodProse Nathan Hart

To make matters worse, it's Young Neil from Scott Pilgrim.
Guesty

I know! And you were oh so close to being with her too!!! Damn bro, sorry. I really thought you had this one in the bag….
it's time to stop

and? who gives a fuck?
its_forge

Yeah, you had a shot. (guffaw)

hater

#14.

Fuck You

Hey there, I noticed that you found a photo up there and posted it again here. Go fuck yourself!

JpJ

Ya, I hate nothing more than when a guys posts a pic here of something posted up there! We need to stop this shit.

JpJ=douchebag

reposting other peoples' pics is the chive's bread & butter. you must hate the chive then.

FUyoufuckingfuck

haha. hate-ception. the chive just posts stuff someone else has already posted. so, you hate the chive. you go fuck yourself. hypocrite.

laxcat36

Hot raver chicks are my kryptonite
http://www.gfys.org/ obvious

See what i mean when i say all chivettes are whores.

Foosbah

yep.

laxcat36

I think #3 is the father of #2. Just sayin…

yaknow

Oh really? You're a bright one. Ya stupid ass-clown.
Ugh

Wow, I wonder how you made that association, must be a fucking genius of some sort!

dub

So he is the father?

JGG

Cushing's

Verbal_Kint

I like men okay?

Verbal_Kint

Cute… Run along, now….

Captlazarus

#36 I ROR

CKING

OMG! Absolutely awesome

Mark

#18

Mesmerizing

Sick

i could watch all day… productivity? pffft
Yahweh

whoever she is, she can't dance for shit.

dub

Know how I know you're gay?

Yahweh

Because you watch a LOT of gay porn and mistook me for someone in one of the videos?

dub

Whatever, dude. I was entertained watching it, but I guess some people are not as easy to please.

Can we get a Richard Simmons GIF for Yaweh?

Yahweh

"Can we get a Richard Simmons GIF for Yaweh? "

Why? Is that how you habitually pass the time?

its_forge

No, she really can't. I've seen exotic dancers who dance like this and one time the owner caught me watching one with this look on my face like 0.o and said "Yeah, it's her first week. I don't think she's going to last." This is not how you shake your ass; this sounds sexist as all hell but it's kind of a sign of a girl who's never had a really good night in bed. Nonetheless she's certainly got a very cute butt.

tits_forge

Too creepy, did not read.

its_forge

Yeah sorry I'm old enough to have been to a topless bar there kid. LOL

Yahweh

"it's kind of a sign of a girl who's never had a really good night in bed."

exactly. that's what i was insinuating. ( but i'm guessing most of the guys here, like dub, had their only sexual experience consist of a jar of peanut-butter and the family dog)

dub

What's the peanut butter for?
dub

Because I only spread jam on the inside of my asshole and let the dog lick it out. Not peanut-butter.

anon

…a sweet bike !

Elbie

you don't need to dance to shake dat ass!
Tits McGee

i know right? even if it was just a silhouette i'd be able to tell she's white 'cause of how bad she dances. lol

dub

That's an expensive looking bike.

Chapelle

I'd let her buy me lunch.

Shad

Hello Kitty
DubYA

That's a Triathlon Bike, shit… I'd fuck a triathlete

Token Black Chiver

#26 I've had that calculator. It's not that impressive.

mick

You know how I know you're gay …

Token Black Chiver

Because i'd fuck the girl and not play with the calculator?

mick

No, because you fuck dudes.

Hank738

Yeah. He had better at least upgrade to a TI-80 if he were to ignore what's going on behind him

Guesty

Seriously? WTF Hank?
Chris Hansen

wtf. That's obviously a TI-89. noob.

Truth

You've had that calculator… sexually?

dub

Who hasn't? I like smashing my flaccid penis between the case and the calculator. Then I'll get hard and BURST out like the hulk.

guesst

This is part of a set right? also with http://www.google.com/search?cx=w&q=gtfo+bitc…

Does anyone have more of them? know where they came from?
Ryan

He's pushing the wrong buttons to get tangent with her curves.
Chris_Mason

Get off me bitch! I'm doing science

First Time Caller

What the hell is going on in #26? Turn around damn it!!!

Birdhaus32

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD ON THIS PLANET! LET HER IN THE BED!!
The Picture

She has AIDS, he's a gay math major. Get the picture now?
theoceanbeauty

hes gay. thats what is goin on

dub

Unless that's his sister. Then a calculator seems like a decent object of distraction.

stephanie

sister…smister…she's obviously cold and wants under the covers.
The Chivery

Nah, a true Chiver would look at any of his female family members and say "Challenge Accepted".

Chive on!

Tom

find her
Token Black Chiver

Who took the picture?

Chapelle

Tyree.

https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

He just got out the joint.

Wade Wilson

Oh fuck off, he's doing math.
LOL

sheoncebelieved

#5 16 will get you 20
Dar is to Late as Paula is to a fat cow

Mikhael

Haha, I like how you re-use the same comments!
dub

This looks like it's in Seattle? Those smoothie shops are everywhere. Plus these butts look like small Washington grown butts.

its_forge

The butts are teeny and pale in Boca Raton too.

biggles

it won't get you 20 if they don't tell.

Fark…do i have to explain everything around here.

GI Joe

Wish you would quit the "16 will get you 20" bullshit……both girls are fully, though skimpily, clothed…you don't like what gets posted go to church and get off the Internet.

http://www.gfys.org/ truth

Typical chivers ,obssesed with chics with a boys tush.

http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

whats wrong with that? :p

Ha.Ha.

these girls are way legal

Kaars

#4… Fool me once…

HAHSO

SAN FRANCISCO.

Verbal K

First! I mean gayest!!
Çreep

#14 you on the right, as you wish and #48 fuckin incredible

http://www.gfys.org/ cop

The whoreness on the chive these days is getting ridiculous.

http://www.aircraftraffle.co.za Grant

dont like? dont look at it.
The chive is probably the best site on the web keeping it real, sexy, light, funny and all round manly.

http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

i want more of #14 and #30. i would like #14 at the same time

robi5150

#46
Seems fair!

bettingonthecubs

is the third one $100 extra?
Stay Happy

Can we just go with the happy ending and save some serious cash.
http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

Don't forget to rinse! HA!
Burro

can I write this off as a business expense?
curious

Really? Are you sure? What does BSDM stand for?

Captain Cool

#43
Sneaky bastard
Shenanigans

At first, I was going to write something dumb and annoying, basically troll you. But, then I took a deep breath and decided to just enjoy the DAR today, and not be an asshole for once.

cindy

At first, I was going to upvote your comment. But why should i thumb somebody up for 'not being an asshole'?

down u go, troll

Shenanigans

True, chicks love assholes. So, fuck you Cindy. What time should I pick you up from your kitchen?

http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

Recovery combo!

Verbal Kint.

boring…. be gay like me!
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

If only I had your strength…

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

Shenanigans

It's all in the wrist.
Bill57

you do Paula but smell isn't everything

Captain Cool

#2 Dad??? #3 ! ! !
sheoncebelieved

#10 he should be arrested for child porn…

ROK247

he must tear that thing to shreds

its_forge

You know babies come out of there right?

anon

doing shaq would be like giving birth to a 40 pound baby

icejingles

It just doesn't look natural.
PressWord

I think you're confusing him with yourself.
Freak

He must be normal size down below or She'd be dead!
Dazza

I'm just going to say what every other male here is thinking. Standing BJ.

Foosbah

to be quite honest? no, i wasn't thinking about someone standing in front of Shaq and sucking his dick. you might want to get that checked out……

clark

Streaking!!!!
moondoggy13

#40 Have her keep the heels on for the evening

Mambo

Maybe ask her to buy some underwear that doesn't look like grandma's 80's wardrobe hand-me-downs.

its_forge

LOL@U imagining someone's grandmother in underwear that fits like that

forge_this

LOL@U still being around despite everyone and their grandmother finding you creepy.

its_forge

Only the pathetic troll jagoffs find me "creepy," everyone else seems capable of conversing normally with me or ignoring me.

dub

No man, you're pretty goddamn creepy.
Nah, still creepy.

Creepy and delusional. We've got a sociopath on our hands here.

its_forge

Nah, still just all sockpuppets belonging to *one* person. Buzz off, crusty little sock.

dub

Nope.(In all honesty) I'm just impersonating the dub from several posts up, but it ain't me as the other two. We just all all happen to think you're a creepy old bastard.

its_forge

1) I want you to know that I deeply and honestly care what you think.

Yes, that was sarcasm.

2) Forty-nine. Is not. Old.

http://www.gfys.org/ obvious

Man seriously get a life !! Stop fucking pies while watching the disney channel you worthless piece of feces.
its_forge

If you're here often enough for my responses to bug you, then you're here just as much as I am and are just as much in need of getting a life. Anything you imagine beyond what you see here is your problem, not mine. I'm a happily married middle-aged dude with a slightly boring evening job. That's it.
Ha.Ha.

Just thought I'd add myself into the mix. I think you're creepy, too.
its_forge

Another crusty sock!! I don't think I've been trolled by this many socks since my Usenet days.
Creepy

I'm sure you'd like to think that some, one cruel person is trolling you, but it just isn't so. Don't believe me, just look at your rating lately, more people dislike you than not. What you choose to do with that, is up to you. We're just trying to help you out.
its_forge

Concern trolling is *so* Nineties.
Creepy

Being creepy is timeless.

Odd Son

No Screencap from WWE's Monday Night Raw with the "Keep Calm and Chive On" sign dead center in the screen. Perhaps you're waiting for the next "Chive Everywhere" post.

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