Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Erik

    late night/early morning chiving ftw

    • Evariste

      Very dependent on where you live 🙂

    • Captnjack

      Tis' the best way to chive!

  • tawhitlow

    …not cool

    • Mike

      God, I hope that is shopped. New number one fear if it isn't.

    • Tim

      Goddam it! This day couldn't possibly get any…….. Wat.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    No time for this, have to cook girl scouts. C U l8er!!

    – and their cookies taste just fine too… hmmm… nom nom nom
    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      Get some sleep Bob.

    • Bill57

      go back to the kitchen where you belong, poisoning others

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Thank you for your letter concerning my precense in the comment section.
        After careful consideration of your request, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your request to leave. The last few months I have been fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of similar requests. It is impossible for me to accept all these requests.
        I look forward to seeing you again.

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Mike

      What time do you go into work??? You are always one of the first comments.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        This IS my job. 24/7!

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • Tek257

          I always thought Girl Scout when cooked tasted like brownies.

  • alexri

    #19 Now I just want to high five your awesome grandma

    • Jonnywackoff

      Not me, I just want to kiss her softly on the lips – tell her I'm proud of her, and then make the sweetest love to her I can imagine. After we "go" the entire night I would then lay back in bed as she seductively pulls her granny panties back on for her newest adventure – naked bungee jumping.

      And yes, we would make love again the next evening.

      • granny

        …and i thought there weren't any romantic men left.

  • alexri

    #18 I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're adopted

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

      See, everyone loves puppies. It built in by nature.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

    No hoverhands here.

    • Penrath

      Spiderman says: "Soon….."

      • Red Rabbit

        That look just says, "Man, what the hell am I doing wrong?"

    • spider!!

      …. forever alone

    • Guesty

      Spiderman = Average Chiver
      Truth, just saying

      • TRON


      • That Guy

        except throw on a backwards baseball cap, khakis, flip-flops and one of those gay "chive on" shirts.

        • Lotus

          I hate to judge but this seems close to the truth based on 95% of the comments I see on this site. The Chive should really focus on getting back to quality content instead of those damn shirts.

    • Spank the Monkey

      Bet his Spidey sense in tingling though.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

    #4 Just watering the mud

    • tawhitlow

      you can't have mud if you don't water it

    • TxChiver

      That is burnt grass. Not mud

      • Walter

        Are we gonna split hairs here, Dude?

        • Chiver

          If splitting hairs is the difference between understanding the picture, and being an idiot, then yes, I believe we should.

      • Ruffestneckaround

        I think it's a little of both meow

      • tcuchiver

        I thumb you up not because you are correct (as you are) but because you are from Texas!

    • Carney

      All of you are idiots. If your yard is full of weeds, this is the best way to get rid of them. Besides the fact that the burnt weeds provides tons of nutrients and makes the ground perfect for reseeding.

      • fagg

        i saw that on home and garden too!!

  • stonyjoe

    #22 need that right about now

    • Austin

      You need someone to travel 300 miles to give you their seed…. Wait what, arn't you a guy?

    • http://gypsy-whisperer.tumblr.com Bella

      His boner is distracting me.

  • Just Sayin'

    #11 I feel your pain brother…. 😦

  • maxis

    middle of the night. volume apparently very high. I about shit my pants when the music started playing

  • jpp407

    #13 The Last Alcoholic.

    • Wade Wilson

      They practice the art of Beer-shido.

      • Graham

        There is a chance the only reason I gave both of you thumbs up is because I am drunk.

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #2 This man has earned his man card to the max.

    • Darioc

      Even his man card is manly, It's made of goddamn stone. I bet that stone carved itself after it watched him take the beating, get back up, and father 19 children{{Citation needed}}

    • Bill57

      the first SEAL

    • Ripple

      great great grandpa of chuck norris or what

    • Spotz

      He *invented* the man card!

    • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

      The most interesting man in the world bows to this guy.

    • sbj1964

      Dude you are the MAN !

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #5 the Asian Ron Swanson

    • Lotus

      The one where he has a chinese food delivery service is one of the funniest things ever posted on this site.

  • hey

    wow im so fucked up this is daily morning crazyshits

    • That Guy

      shut up. you're not cool.

    • Ha.Ha.

      crazyshits? pretty sure I know of this lingo…are you in NY?

  • Sassy

    love stayn up late to drink wine and see the dma.. when are you guys gonna chive meet up in nyc? i promise ill bring lots of cute girls!!

  • Michelle

    # 2 DAMN!! .. #4 U.F.O??? … #16 WTF… #17 BadAss .. #18 Cute

  • Kjell

    Guy at #3 just realized he'll never get laid

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Guy? What guy?

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

  • Lisa

    #10. Carbondale, Colorado?

    #6. I've never fist bumped anything, but I would that little hand. 😉

    #18. Respect for Mom's…

    #19. And Grandmom's. Good work.

  • TheChive

    #22 FTW 🙂

    • Whoozbi

      what the hell is this from?????…..i've never seen it and i thought i'd been to the end of the internets.

      • Guy from Guam

        Pretty sure it's from the movie Step Brothers.

        • maniacalmusic

          I thought it was from Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

          • http://www.meekinet.com James

            Have either of you seen either of those films? Because it's neither.

            • ass

              Wrong..it is from Step Brothers…during the fucking catalina wine mixer!

  • Five for fighting


    Canadian men. get one.

    • thom

      Yes those manly Canadian men, like Rick Moranis and John Candy. Very funny guys but rugged and manly?

  • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

    #10 that leprechaun's fucked

    • dOOb

      it's almost like I read that comment attached to this same picture on Imgur yesterday…

    • Silentstatic

      looks more like that pot of gold was booby trapped. All it needed was a poor sap to complete the circuit.

    • Ampleforth

      F*@k yo pot of gold. Buy another one you rich muf@*ka!

    • Tomas

      At the end of THAT rainbow is a MOLTEN pot 'o gold. And at today's market price of $1765/ounce!!! B)

  • Slap MY hand!

    #8, WTF IS THAT!? It looks like the balrog from Lord of the Rings. You SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

    • Bastian

      Volcano in the background, I guess. Looks terrifying.

    • anon


    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      shit! Sky fire! My worst nightmare!

  • holleywierd

    Chive on ambien is fun…I won’t remeber tomorrow so I can start over.

  • Dan

    #3 Forever alone. Poor Spidey.

    • Jay

      You can visually see him thinking, "Ah man, look what she gets to do."

    • Stan Stanson

      I've seen her somewhere before….who the monkey is she???!

      • HUH?

        jessica rabbit. and he is thinking: "so, you can just go up and touch them? if i only had the nerve……."

        • That Guy

          that's what the average chiver is like too.

  • FloppyRocks

    So. #2 is the man, huh?

    • Really?

      He doesn't always kill British soldiers, but when he does, he lives to tell about it.

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