Merica FTW! (40 photos)

  • Thom Stokman

    I give it a AA+

    • That Guy

      i see what you did there. over most' heads though.

    • Warren Buffett

      idk if there was a AAAA rating i would give it that

    • hMMMM

      What are you…the S&P?

    • Kodos

      I blame the Tea Party…

    • Mr. Capita

      Canada be taken shits on all yall niggas

  • NebraskaGuy

    #16 Something beautiful …

    • hank1231

      Old Glory is not to be worn as clothing!

      she should take it off 😀

    • Anon

      I appreciate the "idea", but I do NOT like the flag touching the ground. Keep it off the ground and then I'm in.

    • commodoresixtyfour

      it should only be worn by apollo creed or rocky in boxing shorts form.

  • SkyVader

    #35 – America fo' sho'.

    • sully23

      This picture is shopped. Girls don't drink Bud diesel. That shit just doesn't happen.

    • Jason


    • Anonymous

      heh, import… or import beer

  • NonBrit

    If Britain had Super Wal-Marts, would their rednecks stop rioting?

    • Just a Chiver

      No, but they'd all be in one place then…

    • Eddie


    • Will Harding

      Probably not, they'd burn that too. Notice how Nando's (popular cheap eatery in UK) has been left unscathed.

      F'ing Chavs

      • JstevensF

        Not true my local one was burnt down, I'm devastated. Their Peri Peri sauce was awesome. Fuck these kids ruining lives.

    • HalP

      they got gangs not hicks. And they'll bang you for kicks.

    • penguin slayer

      Yes we do have alot of ass holes in briton, But you lot give yours there own tv shows.

      • mudak

        true but more and more good british hick shows are coming out. so many good drunk people ones.

    • Stephen Humphrey

      we have super wal-marts their called asda

  • Cristi_P

    #39 – "I drink diet coke so that I can eat regular cake" – Gabriel Iglesias.

    • mrselfdizstruct

      I do this all the time…cause I have the diabetes.

      • Wilford Brimley

        It's pronounced Diabeetus.

  • Chim Richels

    #33 – there's actually some accurate shit on there.

    #30 – you don't want her, she's straight edge.

    #27 – VERY true. VERY VERY true.

    • fibonnerica5150

      r they sure Michigan and Illinois aren't cheese as well. Cuba is also known as the penninsaler state just below the state of KKK

      • Negrodamas

        A Squidbillies fan!

    • jDong

      #33! Damn right! Faggots in California!

      • Lame

        This from a guy with dong in his name. How's the south?

        • jDong

          Faggot free!…..ya faggot

    • Mudak

      damn i gotta be Canadian. I wish it weren't so…..

  • theonehodge

    #27 true! Just look at the riots in England at the moment…I'm ashamed of where I live!

    • That Guy

      keep your chin up. we have had our share of riots in our history. its embarrassing.

      • Firefighter23

        Riots. Riots never changes….
        Shit dropped my nerd and my grammar

      • Stephen Humphrey

        america has roits I was in Denver when they won the stanley cup 2001

  • Paula_

    Not gonna say a single word about this as it speaks volumes for itself…

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG –

    • SkyVader

      How about you not say a single word……ever.

      • Paula_

        Thank you for your letter concerning my typing in the comment section.
        After careful consideration of your request, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your request to shut up. The last few months I have been fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of similar requests. It is impossible for me to accept all these requests.
        I trust you look forward to reading me again.

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG –

        • SkyVader

          Actually, I do look forward to it. I think you're funny. I retract my "shut up" request.

          • Paula_

            Careful now, you're gonna get flame grilled by fellow Chivers…

            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG –

            • Randy Gallegos

              it is difficult to publicly show affection for you Paula. i find those that tell you to stop or come up with some lame comment to be the real trolls….

  • Spt

    Should be "Merika WTF!"

  • Brian King

    #35 Proud to be an American!

    • Sing-a-long

      Where at least I know I'm free

      • snocone90

        and I won't forget the men who died

  • troutisafish

    nothing wrong with #35.

  • EdWood

    Really made me stop and think.

    • Paula_

      You're probably not an American then.

      – you know, thinking 'n all…

      • EdWood

        Oh you dear little troll.
        Try to guess what I'm thinking now….
        Texas is in America, barely.

    • JacksonMcNasty

      Forgot war

      • That Guy

        that's not a threat to Americans but a sacrifice from it's citizens.

        • JacksonMcNasty

          Just saying, it's not telling the whole story when it mentions the 3000 lost. Also left out Katrina which trumped 9/11 in lives lost

    • Kaars

      "Lack of Health Care"? Sounds pretty soapbox to me.

      Strangely missing: War, HIV/AIDS, and Natural Causes

      • LineHog

        Yeah, these numbers are BS, I do agree the biggest killer before long in this country will be the fast food restaurants , the government run the tobacco companies in the ground but who cares about the advertisement of death food and alcohol. Yeah just what I desire to live in a country of fat drunk fucks.

        • Troll of Truth

          Hey, I'm not a fuck!

    • Big E

      This is preachy and compares one day to 10 years to play down the threat of terrorism

      • Randy Gallegos

        "play downt he threat of terrorism"? even Ron Paul knows "they will beat the drums of fear"

      • Maytrix

        So compare it to the last 50 years. Terrorism would still pale in comparison to the other ways people die.

    • Daniel Patrick Scannell

      What about old age?

  • sirforsyth

    #27 What Americans believe to be patriotism is viewed by the rest of the world as nationalism. Look the latter up in a dictionary, it's a very fitting definition.

    • gpixley

      There is a certain portion of the population where this is true…as it is everywhere. The main difference between America and the rest of the world is that we can laugh at ourselves. Don't take life too seriously…you'll never get out alive!!

      • HUH?

        and, we can point out the flaws in our country, government, society, etc without having to worry about getting shot for it.

    • Randy Gallegos

      i LOVE my country… i just hate the people we put in charge of it.

    • Oliver

      youre damn right sir we see that as nationalism.

    • TempleoftheDog

      I'll take nationalism over socialism every time!

    • chim richels

      And the rest of the world are fucking idiots.

      Have you spent any time abroad? You will see nationalism at it's highest levels.

      Nope, no nationalism at the Olympics. No nationalism at soccer tournaments.

      Nope, none of that.

      The reality is that this country is a melting pot of 320M people largely from very different cultures and backgrounds. Ironically enough, the most 'nationalistic' people I've seen tend to be from other cultures. You can add racist in there too. The most vehement racists in this country are oftentimes foreigners.

      • RTM

        I wish I could thumb-up your comment multiple times. There is much more nationalism in this country on the part of people from other cultures who refuse to assimilate. The thing that makes it most disgusting is that many of the nationalists who try to impose their foreign cultures upon Americans are those who aren't even in the country legally!

        (And no, that's not a racist statement. I include people from all races and countries who are illegal aliens. No one nationality of illegal alien is any worse than another.)

        • thedude325

          I also would like to thumb that up many times over. So many people can point fingers at us while refusing to look at themselves. By the way its called American exceptionalism. If you own a cell phone, computer,credit card, car, have ever flown on an airplane, used GPS, played a video game, watched cable tv, and on…and on…you can attribute that to America and the inventive spirit of her people. America is exceptional.

    • Evariste

      "A state always calls itself fatherland when it is ready for murder. "

      Friedrich Durrenmatt

  • jloatl

    #16 HQ HQ!!!!

    • Carney

      I second that! I want that as my desktop wallpaper!

  • p1babyarm

    #10 The life of a college virgin
    #12 Grillin like a BOSS
    #32 Redneck lube for #35

    • ssstoopid

      That's not grillin. That's smokin. It takes a lot more time, and a lot more beer drinkin.

  • Spidey

    #39 i actually just prefer the taste of Diet Coke…but i also order an apple pie to even everything out

    • That Guy

      ya i never understood the logic of this joke. soooo a fat person should choice a reg coke and consume the extra calories? that's like making fun of someone eating a salad before an excessively fatty, calorie laden meal.

    • Ha.Ha.

      Diet Coke is WHACK.

  • iSexyDude

    #10 defines wrongness

    • ROK247


  • F. Gump

    #24 I know they like their wildlife in Washington State but WTF!

    • SWAFF

      really? ohio is the nerdiest state? thats not too bad of an insult. i wouldve gone with nothings fucking there

      • Oblivious

        Nothing there? Have you ever been there? They have more amusment parks per capita than any other state.

    • Steven Glansberg

      Sorry to be critical, but it seems like some guy just randomly thought of stuff to put for each state. Some things make sense but others don't really fit. Like the bestiality one, or like Kansas is doe not even in the lowest 20% in poorest health (according to 2 studies i looked at), Minnesota has nowhere near the most number or most damaging tornadoes. Also, how do you pick the nerdiest state, or state with the worst drivers?

      • thom

        And for Idaho, the least gov't influence? That would be best thing, not the worst thing.

      • Distracted Individ.

        I'm pretty sure Colorado has a much worse meth problem than cocaine too-

      • JDub

        the bestiality thing is unfortunately from a very true event where some guy died in Enumclaw. (yes it really is spelled like that)

        Anybody care to guess how he died? ………… ruptured colon while getting fucked by a horse…….
        uncool story

    • maxis

      I think our biggest problem in Wash State is that people think Twilight happened here…

      • NotPaula

        Ummm. It did, and team jacob.

        • Zachary Howell

          Ummm. No it didn't. Twilight was fictional. It didn't happen anywhere.

        • Drew Bolden


    • razorback

      i expected worse from arkansas, but its not that bad!

    • Buford_Justice

      Im pretty happy about the binge drinking reputation. sure is a good time.

  • EZEE

    #33 The rednecks have a point on 'Same Goddamn State' (north and south dakota).

    And, #35 Just because

    • the_junglist

      oh–trollin' fer sure, eh?

  • Bob

    Oh America, full of fat fucks, greed, pride anger, sloth and debt. But in god you trust?????!!!! Go fuck yourselves.

    • hMMMM

      …you must be Canadian.

      • JDub

        or british

      • Luongo is a fag

        you think every canadian hates america? go fuck yourself.

        • Ha.Ha.

          Lighten up, man…

    • That Guy

      like your country is even better. we are your papa. your sugar daddy. your protector. we fight your wars for you. we carry your country. but no i'm sure you have 'free' health care.

      • mdc

        pretty sure they don't start start wars, judging by the size of that so called army

    • chim richels

      Oh look, another Canadian.

      Must suck to be irrelevant.

      • IndyGirl

        Sorry can't hear you all the way up there…EH!

      • Luongo is a fag

        must suck to live in a country with NO MONEY

    • Irishstephen

      How about FUCK YOU and burn?

    • Evelyn

      someone has some anger issues… did we deport you or something?

    • Blumpkin

      No need to fuck ourselves. You forgot to mention our slutty women and the thousands of whores that are here from your country.

    • Chuck Norris

      Bob, why don't you fuck off our American website? Douche. What the hell is your country full of? Do tell.

    • TheAndychrist

      Bill Murray is American. Your argument is invalid.

  • herpderp

    LULz at #5 .. Chevrolet and Toyota have been working together for over a decade. The Tacoma at one time was nothing more than a badge engineered S-10. The Pontiac Vibe? Oh that's just a Toyota Matrix.

    Stupid redneck hicks

    • hMMMM

      your rant has nothing to do with this guy's sign. All he's saying is for Toyotas to stay away from him. While you're at it, why didn't you mention the relationship between Lexus and Toyota? And how both companies originate from Japan, whose national food is sushi and whose culture introduced us to the samurai code.

      • Sterling Crawford

        Would have been easier to say Toyota owns Lexus.

    • Akiba

      The Tacoma an S-10? Wrong, you must be mistaking it with the Isuzu Hombre, the Toyota/GM connection is the Vibe/Matrix, the Corolla/Prizm and the Nova/Sprinter.

      • ssstoopid

        Mazda and Ford shared the small truck genre as well.

    • Christopher Neufeldt

      That "Awesome Chevy" you got there with that "awesome duramax"? Engine's made by Isuzu. Of course judging by those taillights it might have a Detriot Diesel.

    • Steve

      This truck made in Canada.

  • JP Freely

    #2 – Why is your riser cover/bar clamp mounted on your frame by the rear wheel? Looks kind of retarded.

  • Dee

    #35 #37
    I love America!

  • Gooberman

    #26 Rocks! by far my favorite beer to order…

  • Greg Brannon

    I challenge you guys a 'merica post with 100% good & unique things. The redneck thing is too easy. It's funny… but easy.

    • Sterling Crawford

      It's not fashionable though to be patriotic.

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