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August 9, 2011 |
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These posts are my favorite
#4 …in bed.
#10 been doing that since my stomach nearly killed me #18 being doing that my whole fucking lofe. CHIVE ON!!
"I never met a dame that didn't understand a slap in the mouth or a slug from a .45." — Philip Marlowe
#14 PJ O'Rourke Rules!
"Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors"-Hunter S. Thompson
absolutely loved this post chive, it brightened my day : )
My name is Daedalus The Dopefish, and with my magical powers I can summarize every stupid sappy inspirational saying here:
"Avoid change at all costs, because even if it makes you a better person you should never have to put forth an effort to stop being the nasty, repulsive shit you already are."
Nice touch on this post…Thanks guys.. made me join and comment.
Repeat to self: You are awesome, smart, funny, likable, capable, and gosh darn it, you're special!
I left my girlfriend last night and was feeling down about it and this post put the biggest smile on my face thank you chive
Worry about your own backyard B4 your neighbors. My dad told me that when I was a kid. Served me well.
Thank you, Chive. I needed to hear a lot of these today, and I didn't even know it.
The fuck is this? Were these all from facebooks posts of junior high girls? Dreaming and trying to live your dream doesn't get you somewhere. Hard fucking work does.
this is one of the best posts i've ever seen. thanks for collection all these great things.
Chive, can you make this gallery semi-regular please. Not so regular that we get de-sensitized to the potency of the words and images, but just regular enough that it smacks us in the face with clarity like it did today. Maybe about as regular as your scumbag steve inserts. Holy Shit I laugh so hard very time he rears his burberry head.
Great post. I love #6. So true
This lifted my spirits a bit. Am applying for a graduate job and have had no luck…YET! Thanks.
WOW, THE SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS IS THICK IN HERE TODAY.
Wear sunscreen. Search it on YouTube, listen to it, and enjoy.
<3 great song
Best fucking list. Ever.
Shakespeare didn't say that. But it's pleasant enough.
Meh. More truth found in demotivators……
Really Chive? I expect so much better…..
Some very inspiring quotes that have wisdom. Would like to see some quotes emphasizing virtue in our lives along with the more utilitarian ethics (whatever makes you happy). "It is better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, for jackals, not for men."
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