Well, you did ask to be photoshopped (26 Photos)

The following people sent their photos to a popular Russian website hoping to get some free photoshop help. They got a little more than they bargained for...

  • atvflux6390

    I wonder if they have a site dedicated to this! WANT!

  • john

    #14 best one by far

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Hi Jack!

      See http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/p… for more photoshopping fun. Be sure to read the text on top first.

      – your friendly neighbourhood troll. Mind your girl scouts though.

      • Distracted Individ.

        I've missed you Paula! Glad to see you're still the house troll, keep up the good work;)
        BTW- ID got blocked @ Work, so I rarely comment anymore 😦

        • N00b

          Because it's impossible to comment without an ID profile!

        • Guesty

          Oh wow, that sucks. everyone sure has missed your insightful input and witty commentary.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          House Troll…? WTF…
          Btw I'd switch jobs if I were you.

          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

          • Lamb

            Is Paula a goon? Gasp!

        • Guesty

          Ha! Just kidding. It's been alot better around here without you, you annoying cunt.

  • Ripple

    #8 haha the creeper

    • Kcruz09

      Do that CREEP AHHHHHH

    • Poulet

      From the short movie "Tokyo!" by Leo Carax . Comes a long with two very nice ones by Michel Gondry and Bong Joon Ho !

  • Ha.Ha.

    Hahahaha there were some good one here, especially #8

  • R2G Fan

    #12 FTW

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1102047130 Thom Stokman

    #20 Wait What?

    • Yum


      • Vasya

        Cало is the equivalent of bacon, in Russia and Ukraine, but is way more awesome.

      • shamshe

        SALO NA XLEBE!

        • Name

          Just add beer!

          • Ckris King

            MOre awesome than bacon?? I …….MUST………GET……….

  • Stevo

    #15 & #16 are bloody fantastic!!

  • jonnywackoff

    I wish I wasn't at work.

    • jonnywackoff

      But I suppose its better than being the unborn child of #26

  • drew

    #16 could have been a bit more creative with what shes aiming……

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    You have just been hit by my virtual snowball!!


    A snowball with a little extra in it.
    These pics rock btw, pretty funny.

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • J.D.

      Paula_, I know you're some guy working in an office, I caught the one post where you proved to your coworker you were indeed Paula_…

      What do you do? Bc holy shit, you have a lot of free time!!!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh so I'm a guy now?
        Let's just say I have many small tasks and between those I have time to Chive sometimes. Also I have a sixth sense about when Chive posts new shit.

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • J.D.

          Ha, fair enough

    • Bill57

      she does what her mother lets her do from home. she's actually a danger to herself we should stop the madness and ignore her she'll go away eventually

    • grrregg

      Hey Paula, Your pretty funny. Rock on.

  • shaka

    #18 was actually on the money for what he wanted…

  • greasdupdeafguy

    #20 Bacon truly does make everything better. It's like the Bill f^*&ing Murray of meats

    • Name

      1. That's not bacon, but salo
      2. Bill Murray is grossly overrated
      3. Your argument is invalid

      • TKJDNoid


  • specv44

    #25 #26 HA! Women would do that too…. 😦

  • http://www.facebook.com/jonathan.prack Jonathan Prack

    #12 is the best hahaha

    • Zach


  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #23 My god those nuts

    • xxxx

      find them both!!

    • Ditto

      I totally want to 'look less stoned' now if you know what i mean…

      I don't know what i mean, i just want those breasts.

    • korrie

      wait what's wrong with looking stoned? I wouldn't mind being stoned with her. MOAR

  • Master_Beta

    Chive you are simply f*°@in amazing. This post is just brilliant, simple yet incredibly effective humor… i had to laugh out so loud at work – think it´s time to explain my colleagues what the best site in the world is…
    chive on.

    • ebits21

      I was disappointed by the chive on this one…..

      chive on!

      • jonnywackoff

        But #23 has a great rack eh?

        Chive on!

  • max-pow

    #23 is so hot that stoned or not i would rub my face on those

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      If she was stoned enough, she might even let you.

      • max-pow

        Heyyy….she has to be really really really stoned to let me.. 😉

  • Rich

    #23 is just fine the way it is.

  • First Time Caller

    #16 and #18 and #26 – brilliant. Hope this becomes a weekly post

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    Lol does this really happen? Classic!!!

  • Stevo

    #22 Job done!

  • acoustrix

    #4 those are fenders.
    #14 hahaha

    • none

      "fenders" -also referred to as wings in many parts of the world little yankee cousin 🙂

  • BoobieWatcher

    Looks like #1 has a penis buldge? I heard you have to watch out for those mermaid types. Just never know whatcha gonna get.

  • Kodos

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA…. nah, too easy.

    Funny as hell though.

    • Spidey


  • Pat

    Funny Shit! Thanks Chive!!! It's going to be a good week.

    • Guesty

      How do you know, because of a Photoshop post. What if your mother dies Thursday? Is Photoshop post going to even it out and still be a good week?

      • Pats Mom

        How do YOU know that having his mother die would be a bad thing?

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