Animals that don’t suck. That is all (30 Photos)

  • stubby


    • Kodos

      nice try

  • n1ghtstalker

    #20 Why the hell do dogs like doing this. Its scary as hell looking at the oncoming traffic!!!

    • i just chived

      dude, that's a cat…
      but true story

      • n1ghtstalker

        I know I was trying to say what the cat was thinking…
        You see… the cats like… oh nevermind.

        • max-pow

          next time write " " so they understand…just saying

    • @ABQLifer

      Wat haz benn seen
      kennot b unseen

    • CaptainInsano

      Same reason people have convertibles..

  • Paula_

    Cats still, and will always, suck ass.

    – the one you love to hate

    • Steve-Hole

      True that!!!

      • Steve

        I agree – but we all know what dogs do when they meet.

        • James

          Haters gonna Hate.

          • dOOb

            Fuck, I hate you Paula… but ya, the only good cat is one that's running around… ON FIRE!!!

    • Honk

      you intesdebate score is going up….

    • brad

      No one loves to hate you. You're just an irritant that didn't get enough attention from daddy. Hopefully you won't gain the celebrity you desire as you attempt to be the #1 internet troll "most hated" or whatever your "get me on a reality show" plan is..

      • Paula_

        Wrong on all counts, for realsies.

        – the one you love to hate

    • paula sucks

      Fuck you, you cock sucking freak of nature

    • anonwisdom

      U all just got trolled… that is all

  • JDubs

    #1 All he want is a some love

    • stevie

      Gotta love the Bear planking in the back

      and yes, Bear is a proper noun.

    • Evelyn Ponce Quintero

      big girls need love too!

    • Adam

      Who wants a bear hug.

    • HillBilly Bone

      Or breakfast……..

    • sarcasm

      judging by that awesome security fence, he can probably go get some whenever he wants

  • JustinFL

    Powdereddddd Toassstttttt Cattttt!!!

    • aleXTC


    • O.o

      Nyan nyan?

    • ChairmanMeowz

      because nyan cat is too mainstream

  • Jenny Lozano

    #30 i send you my sympathy. i know it must be hard I've been there too.

    • Jay

      It's never easy. Especially when you think you have so many more years with them.

      • Charlo Viana

        Even when you've had them for many years more, I recently lost my two sisters (a retriever and a husky, my wife gets mad when I said that) and it's been too sad… I miss them like hell…

        • Bryce

          she sounds like a bitch. lawl. dog humor.

          sorry for your loss btw

    • ImpressMe

      My heart goes out to you both…it hurts so much to lose a friend and especially when its so sudden and too soon.

    • Flicka

      *pours out some kibble*

      That's for your homie. R.I.P.

    • absolutcarcrazy

      That's a shame, what a kick ass looking dog… RIP Fredo!

    • theederv

      I lost my best friend Barney 3 years ago, he was a Golden Retriever, loyal, funny and sometimes very mischevious! Here's to all the people that have lost a dog, part of the family.

      Rest in Piece Fredo.

    • aleXTC

      Yeah my Dane is 8 years old now and on his way out. Feel you pain 😦

    • ANR

      My heart goes out to you. My boyfriend's 5-year-old corgi, Bali, also unexpectedly passed away 2 nights ago from bloat (GDR).
      With that being said, all dog owners please educate yourself about the signs of bloat. We didn't recognize the signs, and therefore wasted precious time getting the dog to the vet. En route to the vet, Bali passed away in my boyfriend's arms. Bloat can happen to any dog, no matter their age or size, so please be aware of the signs. It could really save your dog's live.

    • jdb

      Sorry for your loss. It's hard to lose a great friend and companion.

      RIP Fredo

    • Selmy

      Great Danes are great, but they have really short lives.

    • Meh

      I was lucky enough to have my Great Dane Daisy for 12 years. They become such a big part of your life, and when they pass they leave such an absence on your soul. My condolences.

    • lemurfart

      the big ones always die young. so sad, i hate losing a dog

    • Chivin' veterinarian

      was it diagnosed? gastric dilatation and volvulus? I see these guys come in every day and they're so friendly. I'm sorry for your loss.

    • SmokeyMorgan

      Thanks for adding this to the post Chive. Very cool. To the owners, sorry for your loss.

    • Jeanne Jones

      I am so sorry for your loss, that must of been a terrible shock. When you are ready I hope that you will consider looking at adopting a homeless animal,what a selfless way to honor his memory. There are all kinds of rescues orgs that are breed specific.
      Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

      When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
      There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
      There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

      All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
      The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

      They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

      You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

      Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together….

      Author unknown…

      • BentWrenches

        'Scuse me,I've got something in my eye…

        • BentWrenches

          Had to go back and look a #11 for a laugh

          • BentWrenches

            Oops,meant #8

    • fasldkfjhsd

      So sorry for your loss. Last week, our 11yo yellow lab Duncan died right in front of our eyes in what appeared to be a massive seizure. Here one second, happy and healthy, gone the next. I did CPR for about 15 minutes while my two young sons stood alternately in silence/disbelief and screaming/crying. Devastating, but better than our previous lab who died a long drawn out death (happy through most of it, glad we were with him to the end, but dogs never complain). Thankfully we have a 2yo lab we got from a rescue (stud dog in a puppy mill) to ease the pain and remind us on a daily basis why we love these dogs.

    • Kris

      My dog unexpectedly passed away at 4 years old too. It sucks… royally. My deepest sympathies go out to you and all who knew him. RIP Fredo.

    • wha?

      It's just a dog

      • Christopher

        Have a heart.

      • anonwisdom

        you've never taken responsibly for 1 have U? if so ur a hopeless human being if not ur reaction is understood

    • Christopher

      So sorry for your loss.
      Chive On

    • AussiePyro

      ….Must not…. tear up… at work

      Always the worst to lose a pet which you have loved so dearly
      My boy Mac is currently 7 (acts like he is 2 still) has had a few scares over the years but hopefully he will make the 11-12 year mark like the other 2 irish setters we have had.

    • eatit

      RIP Fredo… have fun up in doggy heaven eating all the treats you want, going for all the runs you can handle, chasing all the things you wanted to chase, and never getting sick, hurt or in trouble 🙂

    • The Mad Zak

      Yea, been there. Hope your heart heals quickly.

  • tropsmurf

    #2 "you will pay for this humiliation!"

    • derka

      Domino's tracker?

    • Carl R. Evans

      A dog would never say that. They love us unconditionally.

      • anonwisdom

        not true. many dogs hate humans because they have been horribly abused. its not there fault but they don't just love unconditionally they are animals like us and operate as such

  • taiwanhockey

    Fredo was always the weak one…

    • ImpressMe


    • 340Swinger


    • jdb

      Good Godfather ref., but shitty comment bro. Real shitty.

    • Captain Charley

      rot in hell buddy

  • 420

    #3 rip fredo
    #18 chew your food first

  • 420

    #30 rip fredo*

  • Joe

    Ooops, I think I just sharted….


    • Illicit-Weaponry

      Or vurped

    • Hich

      I was gonna go with "Oh, geez… I don't think that fish was fresh… *hhuuuurrrrrkkkk*"

      • derka

        I just ate a grape and I

    • Kenneth Johannessen

      I didnt get it

  • Joe

    "Cannot blink, eyes dried out…. but this sure as shit beats licking my balls!"


    • LaLakers2408

      i dnt have a problem with cats….but this ones ugly lol

  • Menhir


    Let us glorify Fredo and praise him. Let us cover Fredo with chocolate buttons. Let all who think themselves Fredo's equal be chastened. Let all who thought him merely a dog be damned. Let all who witnessed and cherished his mastery of all creation be blessed. Rejoice, planet, rejoice for Fredo will return one day to fetch us all. Rejoice, for in his pawsteps do we walk and in his bark do we find solace.

    • NAACP

      that's what she said.

      • Graham

        I've literally never heard her say that.

    • JacksonMcNasty

      the word 'pawsteps' did it for me

    • Gabriela Robyn Miranda

      lol this was awesome. Rest in peace buddy ♥ let there be plenty of mail men to chase, trees to pee and asses to sniff on doggy heaven.

      • aleXTC

        Also may there be plenty of bitches for you to plow

    • Christopher


  • alate

    #1 If you're happy and you know it clap your hands (8)

    • tcuchiver

      this one made me LOL!!

  • Kyle Shubert

    #26 is pretty kickass.

    • roh

      I would smash those fucking things.

    • GK-4

      that IS amazing.
      can i try this out just with different flavors of soda?

  • mooseknuckle907

    #23 "Oh my god! There's blood in my mucus."

    • USB

      MMMmpph, I think I got a bad penguin.

  • Murphy

    #9 that kid has got some giant ears!

    • derka

      I said, "15 minutes could save you 15%!"

  • Jim

    #30 Pets are very much like any other family member. Sorry for your loss.

  • kng_nthn

    #26 woah…that is freaking awesome!

  • Larry Molano

    Awesome. Lets see that same picture when that guy grows up

    • Solitaire

      best pet ever.

    • Tj Huddleston

      Is that an Ocelot?

      • Nicholas Pompilio Paz

        thats where my money is, always fuckin wanted one!

    • Justin

      Looks like a Serval.

    • Archer

      It's like meowschwitz in there.

      • Fasteddy14

        Nice one!

        Easily my favorite cartoon ever. The writers are hilarious.

  • JimC

    #21 has to be Maru.

  • Brent Verwymeren

    #30 I feel your pain…my dog died almost a year ago and I tear up every time I see a picture of him. Our they are more than just pets, but they are truly family and it is painful to lose them after years of always showing you nothing but love and affection.

  • beautyandbraids

    #10 #13 #19 #26

  • FloppyRocks

    #7 Haters gon' hate

    • Brent Verwymeren

      more like gators gon' gate

    • HUH?

      they see me walkin', they gonna eat me

  • Guest

    #13 Is that couch really small or is that dog insanely large?

    • da2conan

      I bet NO ONE fucks with her when she walks that dog

    • Phil

      I think the normal sized girl is a better benchmark to measure by

    • Mr. Capita

      i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

      • Ball

        someone needs to stop watching animated porn over there, including bestiality….

    • Carl R. Evans

      The couch, dog, and girl could be of all kinds of varying sizes. The only constant is the controller. Judging by that, the girl is a little smaller than average, the couch is about normal, and HOLY FUCK DON'T PISS OFF THAT CREATURE IT'LL EAT YOUR FACE.

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