Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

just out of curiosity, why are you being so mean?

"mean" how?

Actually, scratch that. This whole thing is a partisan side-show that's frankly a waste of my time. I'm just gonna stick to the stuff that's actually funny. You all have fun entertaining this bullshit.

She's mad and being mean because we are currently trashing her on the DAR and she is melting (that's actually why she's in the hospital.)

But really, just look at how quickly bitchy she gets when people make a comment against her and don't just 'sheep it up' by giving her all these thumbs up (in imitation of that 'lovely" nose of hers)

I think I've fallen in love with OINFGi.

AGREED. By far the most classy intelligent Chivette, never shows a lot of skin and always submits classy pics. Love her.

you're both pathetic and belong in a suicide bombers vagina. I love her pics too (but not when I can't see some ass or tits) she just needs to be taken down a couple of notches.

Saw the police and they trolled right past me.

Comment of the day but the sad part is the fanboys will just ignore this comment and the delusional whore will act as if nothing happened and continue whoring coz she cant handle the truth.

Guesty! – i didn't know you were posting on this one as well! I was just sticking on that original one with a ton of comments and the sad one where the guy told erin that he loves her smile or some dumb shit like that.

Yuor comment above is epic and deserves to be tatooed all over LG's supple ass for which, if reposted, can give us all a great satisfaction

dont know how you're getting negative thumbs on this one…its a sad mad world

Don't sweat the small stuff LG

You're better off not engaging them. Or really him. There is like 1, maybe two of them who just switch handles all the time. Erin has the right of it.

I generally try to talk to people to hash out differences too, even tried it on here, and trust me it just doesn't work. It's just meat for the beast because the one or two people think that if you took the time to respond to them, that must mean they are getting under your skin in their mind.

But a person who has a problem with girls sharing pictures of themselves, as if the female form shouldn't be appreciated for some reason, they probably have deeper issues involving their self-esteem and sexuality they need to address or be pitied for anyway. After all, a good looking girl just MUST be a slut, and probably stuck up, with nothing else going on for her…

I'm not sure I get the point though to begin with. Why the rant if this doesn't bother Truthserum so much? Yes attractive people get more attention. They also tend to be more well liked, get paid more, and wind up with other attractive people, but that doesn't mean their looks are their only defining characteristic.

Why u mad bro? You just don't like the way of the world? Or would you rather be on a site where average looking girls dress modestly and don't share shots of themselves, and don't chat with other people so they don't seem like they need the attention?

Hand of Faith – you are TOTALLY the male version of LG – which makes me love you all the more. You 'hsah' things out with people, have a good grasp on the definition of who should be in Playboy and who in Swank (both have breat artciles btw) and obviously know how to really 'talk' to trolls such as myself (while making you look even more amazing than you already apparently are)

And if you ever insinuate that I may be a homosexual I'll shove my big old dick so far up that hairy ass of yours that people will point at you and scream, "Look! A fountain of Jizz!" and if you're (or we're because I will be buttfucking you) lucky they will throw some wish coins at us.

Now get back to banging that 'model' wife you claim you have before she wakes up and sees all the other eligible Chivers on here.

Forgive all the spelling errors – its hard to do Nuclear Physics AND write Chivey comments at the same time (while my HOT boss Direcotr Chastity Erikson of NASA is trying to convince me to let her give me a blump – blowjob while taking a shit)

That's enough for today. Bye bye now!

You realize she was defening your ass, right?

I was wrong. I just hate what I am really.

I think tonight instead of drowning my sorrows in my Doritos bag and playing some WoW – I might just dress up my moms cat and finally go on a real date like I hear all the Chive people I hate talk about.

Forgive me that my life is so pitiful that i must push my feelings of inadequacy onto anyone i can just so I can for a second feel like I am not the little piece of shit I really know I am.

Ah fake Truthserum – aren't you a clever girl…..

Chive up!

PS- Although Lauren (or LG as she's known on here) may have had childhood leukaemia, I just got diabetes from banging your mom because she is soooooooooo sweet!

PPS- I never said LG wasn't hot – which is all you guys (and carpet-munchers) care about – I just wanted to inject a bit of truth onto what was a cool little website until all you hornballs started making false idols!

<3

By the way – can't you both just take some normal pictures? Like of you guys smiling or with friends? Is your self-esteem so low that you have to resort to taking so many self-shots of your beautiful selves?

BTW if you have any 'dirty' self shots please post and I will go against my god grain and give you a thumbs up. :*

LG has taken normal pics you idiot. Most of her pictures are her clothed holding a funny sign for theChive, smiling. The Chivettes are chivettes because they take pictures FOR theChive, meaning that submitting pictures with friends and stuff won't cut it.

You really have problems dude. I feel sorry for people like you.

LG, someone apparently got the trolls wet because they are multiplying like gremlins. It's summer vaca so their mom's aren't there to monitor their juvenile activities.

See, this is what I mean! Half the Chivers are likely super cool and the other half are these weirdos who delude themselves into believing that they're actually speaking to these net-chicks (who by law can only pose in their panties or make their presently sweet asses flop and jiggle in nice little gifs for we horny fellows while decent women don't feel the desperate need to do so). And these hardcore Chivers, with their own little Avatars (using their REAL faces no less!?!) do so by casually throwing in these little nicknames, like since they make it personal by saying crap like, "You said it LG!", or that awful one below by some sad soul who said "Dear Erin, you make me smile everytime" (what?!!?) or this strange half man/half soda machine standing off a highway (no doubt waiting for a trucker to give him a 'ride'?) mipo2010 just said above about 'wet trolls' (I assume he means me?) that he and 'LG' (Loose Goose?) are really friends. It's sad sad sad!

To hell with you Chivers who thumbs-up these girls for doing nothing but looking pretty (or just pasting a fake Avatar that contains a hot girl – "sheoncebelieved" I am looking at you!) – you keep on pretending you are part of a 'real little community', with kinda hot girls talking with you (LG may have gotten her childhood leukaemia corrected but she should've asked the docs to fix her nose at the same time! – GREAT ass nonetheless) and I will go back under my bridge and continue to grumble and groan and feel sorry for you guys (and lesbians who make comments)

The other half of the Chivers who don't participate in this twat-show are awesome and the significant majority of Chivettes who show what they have once or twice and are greeted with the praise they deserve rock as well.

Chive up and Godspeed!

PS- Mipo2010 – I'm 31 so I no longer have summer "vaca" (I thought it was vacay?) but my mom still monitors my juvenile activities because she's caught me fapping to 'LG' (we're friends too!) one too many times – and on her computer no less! I need to move out!

Very well said.

whats supposed to be cool about the chive…common sense. Majority of these replies are lacking it… of course hot girls get….whatever…who cares. Chive On!

tl; dr

WIN

How is that a win in any way? She was defening another Chivette you idiot.

Did you mean "defending" you silly boy?

SpellEchecker? Irony…

and for the win… LG!

You seem to be getting more delusional day by day. Why the fuck do you get so worked up over the negative comments ? Do you expect every guy to worship you and go ga ga over ur skank pics ? Not all of us are desperate losers who go mad over random whores showing their ass/tits to us. Stop feeling invincible/cool/wanted just bcoz the nerds here support you coz that doesnt count in the real world. Now stop ur yapping and keep submitting the pics if you want to provide fap material to the chivers coz thats the ONLY reason they like you.

P.S- Dont bother replying coz ur just gonna act like a retarded bitch sitting on her throne.

You are probably the dumbest person on this site. She was sticking up for other Chivettes, not herself. Get over yourself and learn to read and think before you open that cock sucking mouth of yours.

I've never seen a picture of Lauren showing her tits or ass in anything but a bikini or boy shorts, so you obviously have got the wrong chick. She's the one that has pictures of her clothed with a funny sign. Far from being a whore bucko.

settle…its clearly bothering you….

It bothers her that people are bashing on Chivettes. That's what she said fuckface. She was sticking up for Erin, retard.

Major props to you for everything. For being a classy lass who doesn't expose herself like the other girls do on here (bikinis and granny panties don't count you idiot trolls), for being intelligent and defending other girls, for even trying to help these pathetic people take a lesson in respect and decency.

I like you because you don't show your nooks and crannies and because you are a natural, genuine, friendly and open person. I don't fap to your pics, I generally laugh with them because you actually get creative with your signs.

Mad respect LG.

Hey, keep it up, I think she is ready to ask you on a date now….
Fag

LOL

HaHa!!!! See i really have friends!!! Wanna have a sleep over Guestyrules?

I told you Chivers people like me!

I can't wait to run upstairs and tell mom!

Oh wait i just realized i am just replying to my own message

Forever alone.

I see I have a stalker. Guessing balding middle-aged man that can't view girls without an i.p. address. Keep up the good work you do in life bud!

real GUesty – the fucker above tricked me. I apologize, I accidentally gave him a thumbs-up thinking you were insulting yourself for shits and giggles. =/

Nah, but his original idea of making lame grade school posts and meme references when he can't think of anything and using other ID's to do it most certainly deserves the thumbs up. I think I am done with this guy, only because it is like tipping over a wheelchair… fun for a second, then you feel bad cause they are completely hopeless….

Aaah more fanboys who pray everyday that they land a date with a chivette/whore ,keep worshipping and maybe it`ll happen one day losers.

I didn't either, That chick is annoying.

Actually, I guess I kinda feel for LG… It must kinda suck to know that people only talk to you because they want to fuck you and nut on your face….Damn it feels good to be a guy.

I just LMAO'ed at work….(I also work for the government like LG does – by day I am a mild-mannered translator but by night I also remove my clothes for horny eyes….what am I? That's right, a poorly paid escort!"

^truth

Having admins block i.p. addresses is not "handling it"

The admins don't block IP addresses. That's impossible idiot. It's WordPress. Things don't work that way. They can view them, yea, but they don't block shit on here otherwise your pathetic fucked ass would be blocked.

Ahhh, you "LG's" friend. You are a worthless piece of trash that sticks up for a stranger that sends pics into websites for attention…. Keep up the good fight, forever alone

Doesn't it make sense to you- I mean haven't you been reading all my comments? I hate the Chive and all the bullshit chivers and for sure those whore Chivettes! (I mean seriously – I can not stand the idea of a empowered sexy female showing her pride in her sexuality! I want everyone in burkas! )

I just hate them so much that I have to comment on every post and use my 3 computers to thumb my own comments all so I can hopefully make your day miserable. I live for this!!!! I cant stop. I have nothing else in my life – no friends, definitely no girlfriend, nothing at all – all I have is spewing my frustration of my loser life onto you.

oh wait….

Yeah, first of all, I would never say "I mean seriously", you would, which makes you a fag. Second, I don't steal other people's names on here, I use the same one, so that makes you pathetic. So far, you are a pathetic faggot. Third, I only use this name, I don't have but 1 computer, it is just that people with any kind of intelligence agree with me, while fanboy pathetic faggots like yourself need a sfw site to beat off too, just in case your care-taker at the home your parents put you in when you were born because you were "different" checks your internet history. But please, keep up the good work. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Fag

I keep getting some angry little Chives imitating my good name as well – but isn't it just the same as if you insulted a person, and the person just tried to imitate your voice back to you? Pathetic, but still they try! Or it's like when Pee Wee Herman would say "I know you are but what am I?" over and over again.

Anyways, keep it honest Guesty – there are only a few of us out here in Chiveland who have but one computer against many who have several computers and lots of time between faps.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bang my model identical twin wives (who both battled and beat ebola virus by the way) before they have to return to their jobs at the CIA and I back to my moms basement (where Hand of Fate and I hang out when we're not flipping burgers at White Castle).

Epic! It really is sad to see all these fuckers acting like they do, believing that they are fighting the "good fight" for people they do not know and wouldn't piss on them to put them out if they were on fire. Psychophants, gotta love em. Yes, mom's basement isn't what it used to be, but hey, free rent, right? Tell the twins I said hi, and I think I have the late night shift tomorrow at the Castle, so maybe see you there?

You KNOW it man! I will bring the twins hot lesbian moms, they want to say "hi" to their favorite chiver and thank him for all his humor, honesty, and Chiveworthy insults.

Chive up!

PS- I had an idea on break today (I sat at Burger King because I wanted some fresh air) and thought that if LG truly did date a super fat guy (who almost locked that shit down!) than maybe The chive should have a contest to find this lost tub of lard and have people donate $$$ for her to find him again…or at the very least have a look-a-like contest so LG can have her true love AND a chiver at the same time.

See, now why don't they pay you. Of course, with all of these "Chivers", she'll have her choice amongst thousands and thousands of fat, pigly, underachieving Chiver men to pick from. And from her posts, she is obviously dumber than a box of rocks, so her head would literally explode. Which, if we tape, we can put the video on the front page of the site and would rank in bank!
See, they ought to hire you, I'm telling you.

We need more people like you 2 here ,its tough fighting the fanboys/whoreworshipers alone.

We are goin gto meet up at a strip club and have the featured chiettes give us lap dances (but I will insist they wear dental dams for our safety and the other patrons of the fine upscale establishment we go to.

And we won't charge admission.

I'm happy to lend help as well.

testing…i wonder how short we can get this comment thread

too funny…I've got to get back to work – this has been terribly amusing and uplifting knowing that there are a few cool guys out there (you too "hell YEah"