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August 10, 2011 |
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they should call it daily evening randomness…
Happy Morning Randomness from Hawaii!
lol, does it even matter
they should call you shut the fuck up
i kinda' love it. last week we got early DAR's all week. not this week. it's the charm of the site. makes me feel safe knowing there is an actual person behind the wheel, getting drunk late night and scrambling to get these (very impressive) posts off the ground.
You should move to California where it is currently the afternoon.
2pm in SoCal where the offices are. I'd call that afternoon.
Chive is based in California. Afternoon randomness is right on time if you're not an ego centric East Coaster
haha too true i'm used to the offices being in chicago.
The DER? That sounds stupid!
very close to DERP, so yes it is stupid.
dylan doesn't like when people pull her tail.
Haha! Hilarious, just plain funny!
Thanks JerkFace. I can always use a new friend, did you like the gif I did just for the chivers? #2 ? I am pretty proud of my dance skills!
Oh by the way I totally think I might get a date tonight… I've been messaging this guy on craiglist all afternoon, he's almost ready to commit! You should try it too!
I DO like the addition of a Hump Day post every Wednsday. I DON'T like how they use Hump Day as an excuse to cram more asses into the DAR giving us less funny content. Also, #4 has been posted so many times on this site, for the love of god find something new!
I paid $21.87 for an iPad 2 32-GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $ 38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $ 657 which only cost me $ 62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it al from, http://to.ly/aUxz
hey, nobody cares about your friend mike. nobody cares about your friend mike. look, can you just do me a favor? just, die of AIDS?
They should call you 'get-a-life-john' or 'get-a-real-job-johnny' or just 'job-johnny' for short.
well, today i hung out with my girlfriend, went mountain biking with my friends, went to the gym and went on a run with another one of my friends. oh, and i usually work 40 hours a week in a cardboard factory (i'm only 18, and going to iu next year and got direct admit to kelley), so pretty much, yes, i do both have a real job, a life, oh and for the 'job-johnny', i also got a blow job today. so fuck off.
10 bucks says the bj was from one of your mountain biking friends
really? the chive is so shamelessly full of shit they tried to make it look as if Kelly Osbourne sent in a picture of herself grabbing Coco's ass to them? REALLY?
#38 is ridiculous!!!11!!!
<3 LG <3
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21
I dont know weather to thumbs you down because of the FIRTS thing or to give thumb up because Lauren is so damn hott!!!
It's like Sophie's choice, but with asses instead of Nazis. C'mon the first was an hommage to Paula!
The sexiest reference! Did I get it?
Works every time, 60% of the time.
I probably shouldn't be chiving from the hospital, but I needed a pick-me-up and this was the choice. To answer your question, you most certainly got it. My boyfriend wanted me to dress up as one of those gals for him this past Halloween and I made my own make-shift outfit from the video. Didn't leave the house but it at least made him very happy.
1. I don't know why you're in the hospital, but GET BETTER!
3. You might be the best girlfriend ever.
4. If you ever decide to leave your boyfriend and try your luck with someone far inferior to him, I will be waiting.
Why the fuck would you delete all the comments against LG? I have no hate towards her, but you Sir are a fuckin pussy. I bet the new ones get deleted too….fag
What the fuck are you smoking? What comments?
Smack the Intern – every single on of these numbers, save for the 2nd one because apparently you can't count REEK of desperation, loneliness, and hopelessness.
Don't feed into her crap – c'mon be a MAN
I really hope you get well soon dear Lauren <3
The dishes are piling up in the kitchen so please come back ASAP!
BTW 5,000+ views on your pic below
Even though this one is infinitely superior and yet only has 211 views.
do you know me? im in the coast guard, you come to my base all the time, i love you!
I work for the Coast Guard, on a base (i.e. I don't 'come to a base all the time'), so you obviously are full of shit.
all your base are belong to me?
Grammar and a strangle hold on the English language isn't the Russian Coast guard's priority.
Great pic, you really know how to show some skin while staying classy, thanks again
Jeez womanchild I hope it's nothing too horrible and you get well quick and don't ever have to go back for that problem.
Your boyfriend (the American silver-earning swimmer, right?) is the luckiest man in the whole fucking world for so many reasons. Lucky bastard better treat you right.
pathetic again! Stop it you guys! You're an embarrassment to our gender!
Wow. What a nice way to ruin something incredibly altruistic and sweet of another. Thanks.
he would need extra large paper to draw ur hideous feet
I don't get it, are hideous feet larger than normal feet or something, or do you just need more room in your crayons for morons art class?
think of a hobbit with large sized feet, for a hobbit
What? That chick is over 5'6 which is really tall for a girl and her feet are small. What in the hell are you even talking about?
My small, manicured, clean feet? I love them. Having them drawn on another large sheet would be pretty awesome.
it's "pedicured", numb-nuts.
The fact that YOU know that is more of your problem, and less of mine.
there you have it folks. awareness of proper terminology is problematic.
That went completely over your head. I'm gonna' let you marinate on what I said for a while.
You have a brain (I'm sure). Use it.
yes my dear, i know. you're never wrong on here. i got the message.
(and "gonna" doesn't have an apostrophe in it. but i'm sure that's somehow over my head too).
(oh, and you marinate "in" something, not "on" something)
just out of curiosity, why are you being so mean?
Actually, scratch that. This whole thing is a partisan side-show that's frankly a waste of my time. I'm just gonna stick to the stuff that's actually funny. You all have fun entertaining this bullshit.
She's mad and being mean because we are currently trashing her on the DAR and she is melting (that's actually why she's in the hospital.)
But really, just look at how quickly bitchy she gets when people make a comment against her and don't just 'sheep it up' by giving her all these thumbs up (in imitation of that 'lovely" nose of hers)
I think I've fallen in love with OINFGi.
Lauren you're awesome and very beautiful. Don't let these losers who just like to be asses to people online get to you. Most of us chivers love your pics, keep em coming.
AGREED. By far the most classy intelligent Chivette, never shows a lot of skin and always submits classy pics. Love her.
you're both pathetic and belong in a suicide bombers vagina. I love her pics too (but not when I can't see some ass or tits) she just needs to be taken down a couple of notches.
It's because you, presumably a dude, know more about nail landscaping than she does, as a girl. She obviously is not the prissy type or else she would have known the difference, so that really is your fail dude. She wins for not being into that shit.
Posts a pic of her ass from the hospital in a skank outfit for the internet and then get pissed when you call her a whore ,i can see the dementia building up already. Delusional slut.
Moron, any woman is going to get pissed if you call her a whore. What are you, fucking braindead? Jesus Christ.
She was pissed that you asses called Erin a whore. And btw…learn to read. The CHIVE posted a picture of her from Halloween, not the hospital you idiot. She was in the hospital because she is extremely ill.
You are a fucking retard.
extremely ill? And how do you know this? From her mind-numbingly idiotic twitter feed, I suppose, cause it doesn't say anything on this site… Please, please everyone stop worshipping her. This is ridiculous. "Chiving from the hospital y'all, please make sure you pay attention to me. Every fucking time a picture of her is shown on this site, this broad can't wait to post. Attention whore. Sit in the hospital and if you are so fucking sick, stop commenting on YOUR OWN FUCKING PICTURES! Chive, do her a favor, don't post anything of her for a week, so the twat can stay off the computer and not post bullshit comments that are actually just another way of saying "LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, OVER HERE, LOOK AT ME"
Saw the police and they trolled right past me.
Comment of the day but the sad part is the fanboys will just ignore this comment and the delusional whore will act as if nothing happened and continue whoring coz she cant handle the truth.
Guesty! – i didn't know you were posting on this one as well! I was just sticking on that original one with a ton of comments and the sad one where the guy told erin that he loves her smile or some dumb shit like that.
Yuor comment above is epic and deserves to be tatooed all over LG's supple ass for which, if reposted, can give us all a great satisfaction
WOW – minus 10 for you!
i knew someone would say it… good thing it wasn't drawn for you and the person it was drawn for got why i did it and likes it
Butterflies are precious #3
so is that ass!
I love a big, juicy butterfly.
OMG…..a Danaus plexippus! WIN
#9 is hotter than hell to look at too.
Oh, and #45…awesome.
She has Man Hands…. gross!
And it looks to be a KIA…no thanks!
Is it just me or does it look like that left arm could use a shave? Not gonna lie, looks like she's got some man arms/hands. Seriously, this could be a dude.
I wouldn't mind inspecting for grooming issues.Very thoroughly btw
Ya know, the incredible amount of concern some people on this site have for whether or not a woman has "man hands" or "hairy arms" or God knows what other things they come up with, really just boggles my mind. That is a woman. She has spectacular tits and pretty legs. She might have strong sinewy arms. SO WHAT.
So what you're saying is…you have man hands too? Great ass, great tits, great legs, great smile, fucking rocket scientist…I don't give a shit, man hands are a deal breaker. Keep your damn man hands off of me!
Goddamn man, I know you are an old fat dude who can't do any better but some of us can afford to be picky. STFU!
::sigh:: Forty-nine, five foot ten and two hundred five pounds – of bone and gristle, *not* fat. My wife could have been Miss Venezuela if she'd wanted, or at least a contender, and I've had some of the most stupefrickingly hot women you could possibly imagine. Tell us how you can "afford to be picky – " you mean, among photos of women you'll never meet?
Tell me more about yourself, its like a auto-biographical love poem. Too many people are too hard on themselves these days.
The wet look on a tan woman is always hotter than hell
More like the wet look on a TRAN woman…
I bet that all of who will be spanking one out tonight will be wishing those hand wrapped around your brains, but it will just be you, building up that one arm.
shut the fuck up virgin. you don't speak for all of us(at least those of us who actually know what a tit feels like).
About the 'anniversary shirt' contest John mentioned FIRST in yesterday's DAR (the contest I naturally won with the '10 Chive classics' even though that was really bad for my IntenseDebate score):
It's not going to happen. Why? Well, imagine John calling the couple telling them the assignment:
John__: "Just one more thing, the winning assignment came from… Paula."
John__: "Hello? You still there?"
Couple: "Tell you what John, why don't you take the shirt out of the wrapping, soak it with water, roll it up and put it in the freezer for a few hours."
John__: "Uhhh… why would I do that??"
Couple: "SO YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!"
- Yeah I repost too, wasn't sure I'd be around when DAR goes up, so what?
tits or GTFO
Please don't encourage Paula to show its tits.
Paula, I want to do things to you that would make eye contact afterwards uncomfortable.
hahaha only made better by your avatar.
Go ahead, make my day.
Fuuuuuuuuuuck I hate you
"Would you like some parmesan cheese on your ravioli, sir?"
"Yes, I'll take some Jimmy Hendricks, All Along the Watchtower"
It's Jimi Not Jimmy
Respect the classics, man.
And it's Hendrix, not Hendricks.
I thought it was a sponge.
Shredded sponges are delicous.
This should help you remember how to spell it in the future:
Hendrix = guitar god
Hendricks = redhead goddess
….and Dylan = original composer of that song.
….and Dylan=Woodie Guthrie knock-off.
Jimmy Page ruler of the Guitar Gods
They had some great tracks but they were really all just a bunch of hacks. Derek Trucks could beat Page in a guitar duel with one hand tied behind his back. On the other hand Bonham was very much a god.
That dude is shreddin'
I wish your mother would have swallowed you …
You're a dildo.
Those dogs are almost as cute as Cody Petrie!
#49 i want to dive right in that thing
Want to comment…mind suddenly fuzzy
I was thinking that too, but people got tired of hearing that from me
#49 FTMFW For Sure!! AMazing!!
o.O umm wow. that is ridiculously hot. I would suck a fart out of her ass like a bong rip and just hold it.
you just defiled two of the three best things in the world, hot girls and weed
weed's for pussies.
Drink up jackass
If you look closely you can see lips!
Oh I saw them!
I heard angels singing when I first saw this pic. Perfect.
this ass needs to be found…. we all REALLY need to see moar of it!!
I totally forgot what I was supposed to be doing . . . . just going to stare and smile blissfully.
Speechless… I couldn't think of anything either clever or convincing to say…
Please sir…i'd like some more
Semper Fi! At least it looks like an Eagle, Globe and Anchor tattoo.
Just made my day…
ive said it before….. " want to touch the hiney….."
CHIVETTE MATERIAL!!!!! At least from the back, I would put her right up there with LG. If her front matches, you need to get this girl in The Chive office, ASAP!
Grazziella is her name. From Crazy Tangas.
after some googling you are right…
You sir, are awesome… although now everything I wanted to accomplish this morning has been put on hold I feel like it was worth it….
the best end of DAR everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
It begs for a redefinition of motoboating
#3 is artistically gapped! Photographer did her justice!
this has nothing to do with anything but its funny as hell and i think its worth watching
best self serve ever
Why herrooooo there. Would you like help pumping your gas?!
hahah, ,,nice one. ..but i think its more like 'Would you like help pumping your ass?!'
Look shes presenting
#13 Lucky Number
You know how I know you're not a "black" cause you comment on that pic when we all know a brotha can't get enough of dat azz and these two KILL that one by a longshot, lol….pfft…lucky number indeed.
#13 look closer my friend, it's an underbutt shot showing a hint of ninja boot that does it for me, but i do agree with you both #49 has the same shit goin on and im liking it too.
Ahhhhh….I sir, now see your point….I was not fully paying attention and the ninja foot snuck by (pun intended)…Thank you for bringing that to my attention, lol…..lets face it, all three would get it.
#7 are you paying attention Paula?
No actually, some of those looters came in to my cave so I immediately offered them a free drink. Just finished tying them up, will have fun for weeks!
#43… Read my mind…
i cant remember the movie this was from
can somebody reply plzz?
Super Troopers, great movie.
#7 challenge accepted
#31 There goes the neighborhood…
No shit,They will never leave now.
Yeah that is a bad idea dude. Haven't you seen "The Great Outdoors"?
"You know what they make hot dogs out of?"
Raccoons and whatnot?
Piss those guys off with no food and those nails will tear you apart.
Very sweet. Have them as pets.
#25 HOT GAP!!!
#31 two words, Ball Rabies
worst thing you can do is feed them
they will never go away
Then it looks like I have a few new friends.
Just be careful of the ball rabies man. They probably don't have a momma no more if they're bothering you and are that tame.
they will get much bigger. and cranky. and bring all their friends.
"and bring all their friends." <— This being the worst part.
and their bossman the bear.
who will tear your ass apart. with his hands tied behind his back. if you know what i mean.
#35 Kinda reminiscent of a pre-crazy, young Britney Spears?
only difference is #35 is smoking hot
Hotter for sure…but there is some resemblance in my mind…and we do need to give credit where credit is due…early, pre-crazy, pre-kids britney was pretty hot. But #35 still beats her by a wide margin.
#1 is the weirdest thing I have seen in a long time and #35 is beautiful
#1 Shopped, obviously, came from here: http://photoshoplooter.tumblr.com/
well the chick is still hot, paula,
#30 Well done!
#27 …and well done to you, too, mister donkey
clearly a horse…
That was fantastic!
Stealing a car…you're doing it wrong.
Dude its a mule. You should have said Mexican Car or the politically incorrect El Auto Mexicano.
Is that linebacker wearing a "keep calm and chive on" tee?
horrible breakdown tho.
Met Erin at the meetup. Absolutely one of the funniest and nicest girls I've met in a while.
agree, my gf and I both introduced ourselves and she was cracking us up. After she left my girlfriend said, 'funny and sweet. know what's worse? she wasn't wearing a stitch of makeup either'
dunno why your getting thumbed down, buddy. I guess people don't like finding out the personality behind the beautiful girl is genuine. u have my thumb at any rate
I click the thumb down by mistake on this. Meant for a Thumbs Up! Since Erin is cool shit!
yeah, and she would rather have a conversation with Paula. HA!
Erin is all kinds of awesome.
Victoria's Secret, right?
You shop there too!? I didn't know they had troll sizes!
Nah, I read your Tweet
You troll my twitter too?! You're like super troll extraordinaire….
…how do you block people on twitter?
I'm following you.
You can't block trolls dear. Instead, why don't you return the love? paulachive
- the one you love to hate
Shut up whore.
Do NOT call her a whore. You wouldn't know a high class person even if they were standing right in front of you. You aren't funny, you aren't witty or clever, and the only thing good that's going to come out of you being rude and juvenile towards others is that karma is going to royally bite you in the ass as a result.
you shut the fuck up too. skank.
You see the thing is, this shit doesn't affect ME in any way. You can call me a whore, skank, bitch, ass, cunt, ho, hooker, slut…I don't give a flying fuck what you pathetic pieces of shit think. I love myself, I am confident with my life, and I'm a stable human being who has long learned who is decent and who is not in life.The only reason why I even spend my valuable time replying back to you worthless shit heads, sitting behind the cloak of anonymity, spewing bullshit from your sad-excuse-of-an-existence lives, is because (1) I have thought that maybe having a dialogue would help YOU people out and (2) because there is no excuse for being cruel towards complete strangers and that it WILL fuck you up in the end…and it will.
Say whatever the fuck you want to say about me because I'm a strong person who can handle petty immature remarks, but don't you DARE spew your crap to people who have never even had so much as a word with you.
If there is a hell, this is the reason.
Nailed it, Lady !!!!!
Yeah, I had to deal with this crap when my wife and I shared some of her pictures. It's both disheartening and yet slightly amusing at the same time once you realize that most of the hatred is from jealousy or anger at the girls because they think someone like that would never talk to a guy like them in real life…
Yet most of the girls are actually very cool and probably would be nice to them if they ever met in person (assuming they didn't know they were dickish online trolls…), but in their insecurity they'll never believe that.
Haters gonna hate. Chivers gonna Chive.
Chive on, LG!
It's pretty simple. For every handful of lovers there will always be a hater. The haters happen to be far more noisy in forums etc so the lovers (appreciating in silence) get snowed under. They're still there though.
Props for sharing personal pics like Lauren ( <3 ) and your wife
- what the hell did I just write??
Maybe it doesn't 'affect' you – but remember that you were just lucky to be born good-looking – that's why you were likely 'popular' in high school, blew a few of the more popular jocks at random parties than your average high school slut, and have people laugh at your average jokes (or thumbs up you for mediocre observations you make on The Chive) – if you were walking along the street one day, in one of your slutty little numbers and a large gust of wind caused some large object to fly off of a building and whap you in the face – ruining a fairly hot face, you would be surprised how so much of the admiration you think you've earned because you're just such an amazing person would suddenly disappear faster than your panties at a Chive meet-up.
Before the Chive you were just a random hot girl – now you're still a random hot girl with a few more admirers, that's all.
Don't ever get fat and try not to age. But, even if you do – because of you're so confident and stable I'm sure you'll do just fine. :*
"have people laugh at your average jokes (or thumbs up you for mediocre observations you make on The Chive)"
THANK YOU. i've literally seen people make the same exact comments as her(even before her) and only get a fraction of the thumbs up she gets. it's like high-school age bullshit all over again.
dont know how you're getting negative thumbs on this one…its a sad mad world
I wasn't popular in high school (I was a member of Mu Alpha Theta, Model United Nations, a programming club, and anime club), I only had one boyfriend in high school who weighed 200lbs and was 5'3" whom I was engaged to after 5 years of dating, I have never had people support me for anything less than my willingness to listen and communicate with them, and I don't wear anything skimpy in public because I work for the government and because I don't like dressing in such a way. You are wrong on all accounts and I'm sorry that you have so many false assumptions about 'attractive' people.
I am not contesting that my looks may not get me some attention, from certain people, but what I'm contesting is that just because a girl or guy is attractive does NOT mean that ANYONE has any right to attack her or him without first knowing that person's personality and demeanor. You can be sexual person, being 100% committed, be attractive, be voyeuristic and take pictures of yourself for some excitement, but that DOESN'T warrant the name-calling without actually KNOWING the person on a less than superficial level. He has NO right to call Erin a whore, or Dylan a horse, or any other Chivette or random stranger ANYTHING …just because he feels entitled because he or she may be good looking.
And theChive has in no way effected my life. If anything it's been more of a black mark on my record. I was a good person before this website 'found me' and I'm just as good of a person now. 'Fans' don't make a difference to me, it's the FRIENDS in this community that I care about. That's why I continue being active.
And physical problems? I had childhood leukemia and I know all about that so don't even TALK to me about deformities. I loved myself then, without my hair and while being ill constantly and fragile, and I fully anticipate aging and gaining some weight as women typically get more beautiful and unique with age… so if anything I'll be even more content as time progresses.
Don't assume. You know the saying, I'm sure.
Don't sweat the small stuff LG
You're better off not engaging them. Or really him. There is like 1, maybe two of them who just switch handles all the time. Erin has the right of it.
I generally try to talk to people to hash out differences too, even tried it on here, and trust me it just doesn't work. It's just meat for the beast because the one or two people think that if you took the time to respond to them, that must mean they are getting under your skin in their mind.
But a person who has a problem with girls sharing pictures of themselves, as if the female form shouldn't be appreciated for some reason, they probably have deeper issues involving their self-esteem and sexuality they need to address or be pitied for anyway. After all, a good looking girl just MUST be a slut, and probably stuck up, with nothing else going on for her…
I'm not sure I get the point though to begin with. Why the rant if this doesn't bother Truthserum so much? Yes attractive people get more attention. They also tend to be more well liked, get paid more, and wind up with other attractive people, but that doesn't mean their looks are their only defining characteristic.
Why u mad bro? You just don't like the way of the world? Or would you rather be on a site where average looking girls dress modestly and don't share shots of themselves, and don't chat with other people so they don't seem like they need the attention?
Hand of Faith – you are TOTALLY the male version of LG – which makes me love you all the more. You 'hsah' things out with people, have a good grasp on the definition of who should be in Playboy and who in Swank (both have breat artciles btw) and obviously know how to really 'talk' to trolls such as myself (while making you look even more amazing than you already apparently are)
And if you ever insinuate that I may be a homosexual I'll shove my big old dick so far up that hairy ass of yours that people will point at you and scream, "Look! A fountain of Jizz!" and if you're (or we're because I will be buttfucking you) lucky they will throw some wish coins at us.
Now get back to banging that 'model' wife you claim you have before she wakes up and sees all the other eligible Chivers on here.
Forgive all the spelling errors – its hard to do Nuclear Physics AND write Chivey comments at the same time (while my HOT boss Direcotr Chastity Erikson of NASA is trying to convince me to let her give me a blump – blowjob while taking a shit)
That's enough for today. Bye bye now!
You realize she was defening your ass, right?
I was wrong. I just hate what I am really.
I think tonight instead of drowning my sorrows in my Doritos bag and playing some WoW – I might just dress up my moms cat and finally go on a real date like I hear all the Chive people I hate talk about.
Forgive me that my life is so pitiful that i must push my feelings of inadequacy onto anyone i can just so I can for a second feel like I am not the little piece of shit I really know I am.
Ah fake Truthserum – aren't you a clever girl…..
PS- Although Lauren (or LG as she's known on here) may have had childhood leukaemia, I just got diabetes from banging your mom because she is soooooooooo sweet!
PPS- I never said LG wasn't hot – which is all you guys (and carpet-munchers) care about – I just wanted to inject a bit of truth onto what was a cool little website until all you hornballs started making false idols!
By the way – can't you both just take some normal pictures? Like of you guys smiling or with friends? Is your self-esteem so low that you have to resort to taking so many self-shots of your beautiful selves?
BTW if you have any 'dirty' self shots please post and I will go against my god grain and give you a thumbs up. :*
LG has taken normal pics you idiot. Most of her pictures are her clothed holding a funny sign for theChive, smiling. The Chivettes are chivettes because they take pictures FOR theChive, meaning that submitting pictures with friends and stuff won't cut it.
You really have problems dude. I feel sorry for people like you.
LG, someone apparently got the trolls wet because they are multiplying like gremlins. It's summer vaca so their mom's aren't there to monitor their juvenile activities.
See, this is what I mean! Half the Chivers are likely super cool and the other half are these weirdos who delude themselves into believing that they're actually speaking to these net-chicks (who by law can only pose in their panties or make their presently sweet asses flop and jiggle in nice little gifs for we horny fellows while decent women don't feel the desperate need to do so). And these hardcore Chivers, with their own little Avatars (using their REAL faces no less!?!) do so by casually throwing in these little nicknames, like since they make it personal by saying crap like, "You said it LG!", or that awful one below by some sad soul who said "Dear Erin, you make me smile everytime" (what?!!?) or this strange half man/half soda machine standing off a highway (no doubt waiting for a trucker to give him a 'ride'?) mipo2010 just said above about 'wet trolls' (I assume he means me?) that he and 'LG' (Loose Goose?) are really friends. It's sad sad sad!
To hell with you Chivers who thumbs-up these girls for doing nothing but looking pretty (or just pasting a fake Avatar that contains a hot girl – "sheoncebelieved" I am looking at you!) – you keep on pretending you are part of a 'real little community', with kinda hot girls talking with you (LG may have gotten her childhood leukaemia corrected but she should've asked the docs to fix her nose at the same time! – GREAT ass nonetheless) and I will go back under my bridge and continue to grumble and groan and feel sorry for you guys (and lesbians who make comments)
The other half of the Chivers who don't participate in this twat-show are awesome and the significant majority of Chivettes who show what they have once or twice and are greeted with the praise they deserve rock as well.
Chive up and Godspeed!
PS- Mipo2010 – I'm 31 so I no longer have summer "vaca" (I thought it was vacay?) but my mom still monitors my juvenile activities because she's caught me fapping to 'LG' (we're friends too!) one too many times – and on her computer no less! I need to move out!
Very well said.
whats supposed to be cool about the chive…common sense. Majority of these replies are lacking it… of course hot girls get….whatever…who cares. Chive On!
How is that a win in any way? She was defening another Chivette you idiot.
Did you mean "defending" you silly boy?
and for the win… LG!
You seem to be getting more delusional day by day. Why the fuck do you get so worked up over the negative comments ? Do you expect every guy to worship you and go ga ga over ur skank pics ? Not all of us are desperate losers who go mad over random whores showing their ass/tits to us. Stop feeling invincible/cool/wanted just bcoz the nerds here support you coz that doesnt count in the real world. Now stop ur yapping and keep submitting the pics if you want to provide fap material to the chivers coz thats the ONLY reason they like you.
P.S- Dont bother replying coz ur just gonna act like a retarded bitch sitting on her throne.
You are probably the dumbest person on this site. She was sticking up for other Chivettes, not herself. Get over yourself and learn to read and think before you open that cock sucking mouth of yours.
I've never seen a picture of Lauren showing her tits or ass in anything but a bikini or boy shorts, so you obviously have got the wrong chick. She's the one that has pictures of her clothed with a funny sign. Far from being a whore bucko.
settle…its clearly bothering you….
It bothers her that people are bashing on Chivettes. That's what she said fuckface. She was sticking up for Erin, retard.
Major props to you for everything. For being a classy lass who doesn't expose herself like the other girls do on here (bikinis and granny panties don't count you idiot trolls), for being intelligent and defending other girls, for even trying to help these pathetic people take a lesson in respect and decency.
I like you because you don't show your nooks and crannies and because you are a natural, genuine, friendly and open person. I don't fap to your pics, I generally laugh with them because you actually get creative with your signs.
Mad respect LG.
Hey, keep it up, I think she is ready to ask you on a date now….
HaHa!!!! See i really have friends!!! Wanna have a sleep over Guestyrules?
I told you Chivers people like me!
I can't wait to run upstairs and tell mom!
Oh wait i just realized i am just replying to my own message
I see I have a stalker. Guessing balding middle-aged man that can't view girls without an i.p. address. Keep up the good work you do in life bud!
real GUesty – the fucker above tricked me. I apologize, I accidentally gave him a thumbs-up thinking you were insulting yourself for shits and giggles. =/
Nah, but his original idea of making lame grade school posts and meme references when he can't think of anything and using other ID's to do it most certainly deserves the thumbs up. I think I am done with this guy, only because it is like tipping over a wheelchair… fun for a second, then you feel bad cause they are completely hopeless….
Aaah more fanboys who pray everyday that they land a date with a chivette/whore ,keep worshipping and maybe it`ll happen one day losers.
Lauren, you're eating up the bait, I thought you were smarter than this.
Really? I didn't.
I didn't either, That chick is annoying.
Actually, I guess I kinda feel for LG… It must kinda suck to know that people only talk to you because they want to fuck you and nut on your face….Damn it feels good to be a guy.
I just LMAO'ed at work….(I also work for the government like LG does – by day I am a mild-mannered translator but by night I also remove my clothes for horny eyes….what am I? That's right, a poorly paid escort!"
two snaps and a circle LG
You're either a chunky white chick who acts black (and is thus 10 times more likely to get pregnant and appear on Maury Povich), or you're a fat black chick who always has to purchase larger and larger hoop earrings to hold her ever growing cankles in place while some stranger gets his $4 worth.
Which is it?
Cool story whore ,now go back to dressing up like a slut for ur loser bf and submit more semi naked pics for the chivers to fap too.
She has never submitted any pictures even close to naked, but a guy can dream. It's always a shirt + panties or a bikini.
it clearly bothers you if you respond with paragraphs…just sayin'
Read much? It bothers her that people call other Chivettes whores and skanks. She stated she can handle it and she obviously does pretty well. She was defending Erin and the other girls on here that have to deal with these fuckers.
Having admins block i.p. addresses is not "handling it"
The admins don't block IP addresses. That's impossible idiot. It's WordPress. Things don't work that way. They can view them, yea, but they don't block shit on here otherwise your pathetic fucked ass would be blocked.
Ahhh, you "LG's" friend. You are a worthless piece of trash that sticks up for a stranger that sends pics into websites for attention…. Keep up the good fight, forever alone
Doesn't it make sense to you- I mean haven't you been reading all my comments? I hate the Chive and all the bullshit chivers and for sure those whore Chivettes! (I mean seriously – I can not stand the idea of a empowered sexy female showing her pride in her sexuality! I want everyone in burkas! )
I just hate them so much that I have to comment on every post and use my 3 computers to thumb my own comments all so I can hopefully make your day miserable. I live for this!!!! I cant stop. I have nothing else in my life – no friends, definitely no girlfriend, nothing at all – all I have is spewing my frustration of my loser life onto you.
Yeah, first of all, I would never say "I mean seriously", you would, which makes you a fag. Second, I don't steal other people's names on here, I use the same one, so that makes you pathetic. So far, you are a pathetic faggot. Third, I only use this name, I don't have but 1 computer, it is just that people with any kind of intelligence agree with me, while fanboy pathetic faggots like yourself need a sfw site to beat off too, just in case your care-taker at the home your parents put you in when you were born because you were "different" checks your internet history. But please, keep up the good work. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
I keep getting some angry little Chives imitating my good name as well – but isn't it just the same as if you insulted a person, and the person just tried to imitate your voice back to you? Pathetic, but still they try! Or it's like when Pee Wee Herman would say "I know you are but what am I?" over and over again.
Anyways, keep it honest Guesty – there are only a few of us out here in Chiveland who have but one computer against many who have several computers and lots of time between faps.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bang my model identical twin wives (who both battled and beat ebola virus by the way) before they have to return to their jobs at the CIA and I back to my moms basement (where Hand of Fate and I hang out when we're not flipping burgers at White Castle).
Epic! It really is sad to see all these fuckers acting like they do, believing that they are fighting the "good fight" for people they do not know and wouldn't piss on them to put them out if they were on fire. Psychophants, gotta love em. Yes, mom's basement isn't what it used to be, but hey, free rent, right? Tell the twins I said hi, and I think I have the late night shift tomorrow at the Castle, so maybe see you there?
You KNOW it man! I will bring the twins hot lesbian moms, they want to say "hi" to their favorite chiver and thank him for all his humor, honesty, and Chiveworthy insults.
PS- I had an idea on break today (I sat at Burger King because I wanted some fresh air) and thought that if LG truly did date a super fat guy (who almost locked that shit down!) than maybe The chive should have a contest to find this lost tub of lard and have people donate $$$ for her to find him again…or at the very least have a look-a-like contest so LG can have her true love AND a chiver at the same time.
See, now why don't they pay you. Of course, with all of these "Chivers", she'll have her choice amongst thousands and thousands of fat, pigly, underachieving Chiver men to pick from. And from her posts, she is obviously dumber than a box of rocks, so her head would literally explode. Which, if we tape, we can put the video on the front page of the site and would rank in bank!
See, they ought to hire you, I'm telling you.
We need more people like you 2 here ,its tough fighting the fanboys/whoreworshipers alone.
We are goin gto meet up at a strip club and have the featured chiettes give us lap dances (but I will insist they wear dental dams for our safety and the other patrons of the fine upscale establishment we go to.
And we won't charge admission.
I'm happy to lend help as well.
testing…i wonder how short we can get this comment thread
too funny…I've got to get back to work – this has been terribly amusing and uplifting knowing that there are a few cool guys out there (you too "hell YEah"
That girl is the last thing from a skank. You've got the wrong Chivette idiot.
"good that's going to come out of you being rude and juvenile towards others is that karma is going to royally bite you in the ass as a result."
tell that to Donald Trump.
Shut up whore
I can't figure out who said "shut up whore" or who they said it to. It looks like it's Erin (no pic) replying to Erin (w/pic). Am I seeing that right?
and BOOM goes the dynamite!
I did not meet you, Erin. You may never have the pleasure, but I hope you take some comfort in knowing that I like your upside-down-heart-shaped rear.
And here it was said she didn't show her hump enough…
Nice picture Erin!
I met Erin as well….. shes absolutely gorgeous…. a real stunner
numbah one stunna!! what what what what!
#5 Is she in a "padded room"?
it's padded for her protection.
Liam Neeson is on his way.
Now, the next part is very important. They're going to take you.
lol nice reference.
She's in a room that could use some wall treatment.
The things I would do…
…quietly in the corner until she woke up
to your hand?
I just finished doing what you would do….Twice.
Because I'm a pathetic virgin who doesn't know how to get laid.
This is the stuff that makes wood just a little harder and why all men want sex in the morning!
#45 Dear Erin, You make me smile every time.
Don't listen to him, he's a player.
13 year olds aren't players
Dear Erin, You make me want to throw up in my mouth a little bit.
go fuck a goat
sorry, i'm not taking your recommendation.
Don't use your real name TERRY for Gods sake! Next time, sign in as Berry Turke okay? That sounds like a delicious Scandinavian dessert with nuts and jello.
i'll give you that, cuz i' ve been called turkish delight before
AMEN to that. Thank you, Erin.
Another one of chives premium whore. Skank on !
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