Oh! Shit! (32 photos)

  • Mike


    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Oooh congratulations, you ARE first. You're prize is a year's supply of amyl nitrate.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #8 die spongers!

    • jpp407

      eat a bag of dicks.

      • sheoncebelieved

        ahh…did I offend the poor little zit faced sponger? are you going to cry to all your marching band pimple faced friends now? I'm so sorry for you….

        • jpp407

          Im sure if I lived in the states.. Id go cry to my "marching band friends" but as I dont, im gonna go cry to my kangeroo and koala.

          nice touch on the zits comment though.. it may have been offending if I was 14.

        • Ha.Ha.

          Fuck you…so it's a sin not to be able to surf? What if I go to the beach only a few times during summers and I wanna have some fun riding waves? All of a sudden I'm a loser?

          I don't sit here and wish death on you b/c you can't sew quilts like me

      • vhr1904

        Hey buddy watch your language! Its not his fault that riding a boogie board is lame.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

      You aren't single are you?

    • xxxx

      is that german for something?

      • tron

        yea, it means "can't stand on a surfboard"

    • some guy

      Lol nice comment – I notice you changed your pic 🙂

    • GK-4

      well someone tell me what he hell a "sponger" is?

  • Roscoe

    Classy #26

    • Lanky

      Ahh they took it off. I said the same thing

      • riverdog

        so for those of that were late, what was it? link?

        • Roscoe

          It was a GIF of a girl appearing to remove a dildo (off camera) and deep throating it (on camera). No big deal.

  • ThomyG

    #26 Yea, I'd pee in her butt.

    • ThomyG

      What the french toast? They removed her!! Grow a pair chive

      • Wut

        It's funny because it looks like you said you'd pee in Sadam Hussain's butt.

        • Mike

          Come on chive! HTFU

      • InigoMontoya

        Don't get pissy with the Chive for mistyping #16…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001019719478 Drew Bolden

      haha butt pee

    • frankysins

      hahaha how can a comment like this be in the negatives????

  • wino

    What the hell in in #12? Shopped?

    • Monk

      No, someone just released the Kracken.

    • Dead Embryonic Cells

      probably just kelp in very clear ocean water

    • Sea Shepard

      Yup, kelp. Very pretty actually and a sign of a healthy ocean. No "Oh, Shit" here.

      • spydermonkey

        Ah yes, very pretty. Then add some fuckin oil rig in the background and you're all set!

        • benbobbins

          Maybe you can ride your bike to work, but the rest of us have to drive there. Fuckin' oil rigs my ass.

          • yessirjim

            Well said buddy

    • Rukus

      Cthulhu rising.

    • Ha.Ha.

      I was thinking they were water snakes!! WTF!

      • sarcasm

        Yeah dude, because we've all heard of the schools of 20 ft. ocean snakes that lurk in shallow waters

        • Wembley

          They don't leave survivors…

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

            Hah, funny!! Seriously, I had never heard of schools of 20 ft. ocean snakes either, but after this pic, I was ready to believe. I'm going to choose to believe the kelp reference.

    • asdasd

      I've seen enough hentai in my time to know where this is going…

  • Lanky

    #26 gets it in everywhere

  • b-ry

    how many times are we going to see #21 ?

    • b-ry

      make that #31
      y u keep moving pics around!!!

      • Lawndart

        Till they stop accumulating comments! Now you are sure to see them again in the future. Thanks.

    • pufffdragon

      How many times are we all going to hear you piss and moan about what's posted?
      Start ya own web sIte fuck tard!!!

  • Wut

    #23 Truly the most terrifying sight anyone standing under that thing could behold.

  • Matt

    #12… wtf is that?

    • GabbeG

      feather boa kelp (Egregia menziesii)

    • Dead Embryonic Cells


    • dub


      yum yum

    • jarhead

      no idea what it is but i have seen enough hentai to know where this is going…

      • truth

        Thank god you said that again.

    • Kingwebster


  • Tim

    #11 Fake: You would think that a crocodile surfacing from the water would actually… you know… have water on it…

    • John

      haha yea this post… half are real, the other half are either fake or just not accidents

    • http://video.news.com.au/2053746309/Brutus-the-big-croc-not-a-crock buddhari65

      I thought the same thing….but, Brutus is real

    • http://twitter.com/jhoude @jhoude

      Or cast a shadow like the boat next to it…

    • spydermonkey

      It's real. Maybe you could…um, you know, research it?

    • Ha.Ha.

      REAL. Part of a wildlife tour, this croc is missing a front leg so it's now getting used to being fed by these tour boats. If he puts two and two together….

    • itsmemrtom

      It also would not be missing its right front leg…

    • reme

      Stumpy? I flushed him years ago! Glad to see he made it!

    • GiOrGoS

      check where most of the people are looking and you ll see it is fake. unless having an alligator next to your boat like that is no big deal

      • BaconBoy

        Brutus is real.

      • Red

        christ, you're an idiot……

    • That Guy

      The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commenters, 8 The Non-Beliver

      Typical Comment

      "FAKE! Did you see how that guy exploded just BEFORE he hit the tree. Fake, don't waste my time."

      Who Are They?

      They like to think of themselves as the jaded skeptic in a world full of gullible sheeple, determined to be a flickering light of truth in a dark internet full of lies and fake viral videos. "No one could really fart on a birthday cake that way!"

      Why We Hate Them:

      The guys we're talking about here are the knee-jerk skeptics, the ones who take it too far. They have an automatic reaction to call "fake" on pretty much any video that shows anything remotely remarkable happening. They're not doing it in some grand quest for truth, they just want to feel smarter than the room and generally suck all of the wonder out of the world.

      This is the internet, if we want to believe some dudes can catch sunglasses on their face like that, who are they to take that from us, dammit!

    • ange

      slightly photoshopped, but only to make Brutus look bigger than what he actually is – http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/07/19/24812

    • shadz

      Its real. Picture is from the Northern Territory in Australia. I've been there – the tour guide hangs a chicken or piece of meat from a rope over the side and the crocs jump up to eat it

  • hank1231

    #12 Cthulu?

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    #26 I loved you in the South Park movie Guy

    • Vidiot

      Don't call me Guy, Buddy…

      • Ruffestneckaround

        I'm not your Buddy, Friend!

        • Tim Horton

          Canadians don't do that shit, but we do love kraft dinna!!!

  • Owen Smithers


    I wish it were that easy to build nuke plants. We need more energy!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      No American, you need to CONSUME LESS energy!

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Owen Smithers

        Feel free to consume less. No one forces you to use more. But they damn sure are trying to restrict what you may do. More liberty, less tyranny….yes, please.

        • ignorant

          I agree. i dont understand why i cant drive at 100 mph everywhere i go. these damn rules and regulations telling me i have to do 30,40,50 mph. why is it my problem if you cant drive that fast. i can. More speed, less tyranny!!! right bro!!

          • Owen Smithers

            Didn't say I wanted anarchy. Ought to be able to decide the temperature in my living room, or what light bulb I want to use though. More liberty, less tyranny, not complete liberty and no laws. Be reasonable.

            • Owen Smithers

              Addendum to this: If I am the one paying the electricity bill, I can choose my temp and light bulb. If I'm expected (read: forced to, under legal penalty, by the confiscation of a portion of MY earnings from MY labor) to pay YOUR electric bill, then I can have a say so regarding the temp in your living room.

              • Sam in Japan

                Owen, I'm offering to pay your electricity bill for a whole year if you have the balls to come over here and help us providing food and other daily necessities to those ppl here in Minami-Sōma, about 30km away from the ruin of the Fukushima-1 reactor. Maybe this will make you rethink what you posted before and help you realize what price we have to pay for being stupid enough to use nuclear energy…

                • Owen Smithers

                  I truly feel terrible for the suffering people in Japan, and any and all who are effected by nuclear disasters. I'm very sorry.

                  Please remember though, that being free has risks and responsibilities. Perhaps without electrical power, buildings would burn down from fires being used to cook and heat. For now, we can choose how much electricity we use, and can influence, both by voting, and by how we spend our money, where that power comes from. We accept some risk in all we choose to do. We learn from our mistakes, and use that knowledge to advance as a society.

            • Sho Nuff

              Such a nonsense issue. When you needed a lightbulb before, you went to the store and bought the thing in the package labeled 'lightbulb'. Now you can choose flourescent lightbulb, regular lightbulb, LED bulbs… The push for greener technologies increases choice, not restricts it. And an effort to make the common lightbulb more efficient is not restricting your freedom, it's just improving an existing product. Peddle your teabagger nonsense elsewhere.

              • Owen Smithers

                I agree that it's great having more choices in lightbulbs. But don't FORCE me to buy one or another. And don't BAN me from one of the choices, especially if I'm paying to run it.

  • Captlazarus

    #16 doing the Heisman pose lol

  • Robi5150

    Fuck OSHA!

    • toban

      balls this man has them

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #17 and STILL you can't get mad at dogs!
    Now if it were a cat it'd be dead.

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Matt

      The only good cat is a dead cat.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000546814222 Zachary Howell

      As well it should be.

  • BaJezzus

    #7 and #30

    idiots with fire are nothing more than burnt idiots with fire. You'd think it would be so easy a caveman could do it, since it was invented/discovered back in their day. oh well. let Darwinism begin!!!

    • BaJezzus

      oops…meant #31

      apparently posting isn't so easy a BaJezzus could do it. lol

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    #8 – The Wedge??

    • N8orius

      look in the background, not Balboa Wedge

  • das_Hoff

    #11 Great photo op… until it eats someone.

  • Mike

    What happened to the webcam girl in 26? That was hawt!

    • ____

      u came back?

  • AlliKat

    I think he ate a pillow

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001019719478 Drew Bolden

      hahaha, its a pillow pet

    • brioche

      Homer dog? i want the same!

    • Ken

      So crazy – my wife took this picture when she was in Thailand in 2005-ish I believe and it's gone all around the net! The Thai guys who own her said she was pregnant with puppies and she only gave birth to one – and all the dead ones stayed inside! Not an interesting story I know – but I just thought I would throw it out there.

    • Rich

      I think he IS a pillow!

  • http://www.facebook.com/BenjaminJPG Benjamin James Paul Gartin


    I was there when that was filmed haha. So awesome to see it on here

    • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

      may be the first time I've seen an idiot smart enough to stop drop n roll

  • Bumblerbee

    #12 Cthulu or the Ancient Enemy? Oh please let it be the Ancient Enemy.

  • LukeSkywalker

    #20 They're just balloons!?

  • HillBilly Bone

    "I told you, if you touched my carcass again, I'd have your ass……" #15

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