Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • bbqboobs

    #8 More like a douche.

    • Stevo

      quite right sir. what's with the win/fail, boss/douche confusion lately?

    • dub

      I would take his motorcycle and run over his macs. Yeah that's what I would do… yeah.

    • Mac is Hip

      You're just mad because your broke ass can't afford one. Thats why you're never invited to the in clubs with the down music. If I knew where you lived I would strangle you with my skinny jeans and then run you over with my Jetta. Enjoy your PC and Motorolla Razor you peasant.

      • Spivias

        lol a jetta + apple fan
        how much more douche can you get
        you know this kinda double negative doesn't make a positive

      • That is all

        You are a bigger douche than the guy in the picture…

      • Monty

        I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    • phdonme

      'After this, maybe you can get a picture of me at Starbucks'

  • jon

    #4 that is all

    • 氣青強

      Someone needs to photoshop the headphones out of his hand and replace it with a camera.

    • blues

      The End!

    • Kep

      urge to own a helicopter increasing.

    • Red

      "that is all" what? what "is all"? what the fuck does that even mean?

    • max-pow

      isn't she a famous girl?

    • BlackJakoo

      But I want more!

    • elbruces

      I believe that was Gwyneth Paltrow actually. Could be wrong.

  • Tim

    #22 Holy shit! Mario on arcade?!?

    • digital015

      Hell yeah in 1986 they were in every pizzaria!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I'd like to put a quarter in that slot…

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

        I see what you did there, you are such a great troll.

    • GK-4

      is that a custom cabinet paint job?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      I've got some bad news for you

      • twisty

        I was thinking the same thing

        • Robert Plant

          good. maybe you two can get together for a two-man lemon party. faggots.

    • RMK

      That picture has everything I've ever wanted.

    • jken

      The only taller underwear she could have possibly chosen is granny panties

    • max-pow

      i dont know why it remind me of an arcade game named "bubble bubble"

      • Spivias

        i loved that game
        i wonder how much it cost to buy an arcade machine

  • alexri

    #19 So that's how you get sweet dreams

    • itsmebaby

      I hate all this fat chick porn. What is this the Berry?

    • KyleGamgee

      Oh yeah!

      You're talking about the girl right?

  • DweebsterDeluxe

    Haha these freshmen college student posts are pretty funny

    • Lisa

      It's even funnier considering I just started college…again…at 39 years young. (EEKS!!! LOL)

      Yeah. Fortunately, Ramen is some thing I don't have to eat…I just like to. ;)

      • DweebsterDeluxe

        I'm gonna start my 3rd year at the end of this month, but I'm pretty sure I wasn't like that my freshmen year lol

        and more power to ya for going back to school..my choice is Maruchan with Tapatio and lemon :)

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          lol i never went to college. But I like my ramen with Cambells tomato soup over top.I call it Spaghetto.

          • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

            you cant add things more expensive than ramen, then its no longer ramen . it becomes real food.

      • ChairmanMeowz

        You ma'am, are an inspiration to me.

    • AGM

      it's even funnier considering that I graduated in 2007 and I'm still eating ramen for dinner.

      • Ulisses

        So…you're an arts major?

  • Eh?

    #7 – Yeah, it's been almost a week since the Chive posted that one for the tenth time. It was clearly due for a repost.

    • digital015

      Yeah, what happens when they get a new intern every damn week!

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        Mac is that you trolling?

    • Johnny Two Toes

      Also, it's not even Steve Buscemi in the original… http://livedoor.2.blogimg.jp/nargy/imgs/3/d/3d1d1

    • hMMMM

      I'm just here to point out the other 22 first-time posts. Why does everyone get so hung up on reposts? It's a few pics, at most.

      • Eh?

        First time posts like #11 and #12 ? Yeah, haven't seen those before…..

      • elbruces

        Just keep on scrolling.

  • yup

    Coming back from bars with DMA up..win

  • bbqboobs

    #9 As a United fan, I can honestly say you're doing it right.

    • Gonzo

      As an Espanyol fan, that dog deserves the biggest bone my paltry euros can buy.

      • Guz

        As a Middlesbrough fan, Where the hell is that??

        • jakubwrobel


    • ely whitley

      Barcelona are so high tech, they even get their pitch lab tested to see how easy it is to skid on.
      (tiddy boom!)

    • aaa

      well then, we´ve got the poo and the champion´s league trophy. Better than nothing

      • hMMMM

        Fuck soccer! Football starts today!!!!!

        • Dick_Hammer

          Whats soccer?

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          GO CHARGERS!!

          • Joey

            HELLL YEAHHHHH !!!! CAPS LOCK!!!!!

        • F Football

          Fuck Football!! those fags can go stick their hands somewhere else. Ive never seen so many guys grabbing other guys ass. U can keep it!!

          • elbruces

            Never? So apparently you don't watch rugby…

    • the_junglist

      As a United fan, I want to see who can take this photo the furthest.

      • Inter

        As an Inter fan…haha u losers cant beat Barca!!!! FU MAN U!!!

    • max-pow

      as a Boca Juniors fan…i really have nothing to say…only that i am a Boca Juniors fan….Aguante Martin Palermo

  • James

    #15 is worryingly true!

    • dub

      I didn't sign anything… Coulda been the cat walking over the keyboard for all we know. Charge him.

  • bbqboobs

    #4 Takes upskirt to a whole new level.

    • max-pow

      it's like a "top Skirt"

  • http://www.facebook.com/kalib.evink Kalib Evink

    #4 not the smartest idea for a helicopter ride.. but a nice one indeed :D

  • Evariste

    #9 – That's a true Real Madrid fan!

    • Hide Salami

      I think its more like a dog who just has to go number 2. But let's give it a personality and act like he knows the barca shield is something to shit on.

      • jeston23

        Who shit on your cornflakes?

    • aaa

      that´s photoshop, very bad one.

      • the_junglist

        I think it's great. You're not ruining my personal satisfaction. Would you have been happy if they added a jersey on the dog?

  • dash

    #8 put your motorcycle outside you douche

    • specv44

      I give him props, he does live on the 3rd floor… haha

    • FPOBA

      Why does that make him a douche dumbass? Maybe he lives in a black neighborhood. Those silly negros just love to steal and rape.

      • Red

        stop trying to troll. you're terrible at it.

  • morant

    #7 ahahahaha

  • smitty10

    #23 — "Kinda makes me feel like River Dancin'…"

    • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

      Such a terribly great movie :)

      • http://www.boomtownradio.co.uk gifted_beatnik

        is that loaded weapon?

        • http://twitter.com/jonsandy33 @jonsandy33

          It's boondock saints actually, awesome movie!

          • Master_Rahl

            "So what's the symbology there?"

          • Brendan

            Watch out could be troll.

    • SteelCityGuy

      So Duffy, you got any theories to go with that……..tie?

    • John

      Willem Dafoe = greatness

      • Jak

        I'm sorry but the scene where he goes all emotional and fires his gun in the air was possibly the lamest thing I have ever seen. Other than that…great movie

        • shaodosh

          fuck you

          • I3iGbizzle

            he's right. I thought the exact same thing

          • Foosbah

            shut the fuck up, he's right.

    • hMMMM

      This movie was whack. Extremely corny.

      • shaodosh

        and fuck you

      • dub

        "Why don't ye d.. d.. d.. do like a tree and the fuck out of 'ere!"

    • bettingonthecubs

      What were you going to do…laugh the other three to death FUNNY MAN?!??

    • Furdurp

      Get your stupid fucking rope.

    • crazydog

      cuddle?…..you fag….

      • Drew


  • HeyJewed

    #22 I am having trouble not focusing on the double fat crease on the left butt cheek. Total turn off.

    • NJF

      It looks like it's doing that because the underwear is constricting dat ass.

      • HeyJewed

        So then you are saying she is too fat for her underwear? Then we agree.

        • phoenixv8

          And I bet you're a fine specimen of human being too? :P

          • HeyJewed

            I am decent at best… Then again, I am not posting pictures of my half naked body all over the internet for people to judge. (Trust me, I don't think they would want me to)

            • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

              "for people to judge" i dont remember there being a judging system in place. its for amusement and viewing to get through your work day. i get the feeling that 90% of the losers on this page that bitch and moan about the girls not being perfect are most likely out of work anyway….

              • HeyJewed

                You sir are wrong. A girl puts pictures like this up so guys will think come on here and say amazing things about them looking like goddesses. Sorry that my opinion of beauty is different than yours. But I am entitled to my opinion just like everyone else sir. (also, i think you are entitled to your opinion about me, so your baseless assumptions about me do not affect me in the least and I'm sure you are a nice enough guy off of the internets).

                • elbruces

                  The double crease is caused by the way she's standing, with her hips forward. It's certainly not a turn-off for anyone who's actually ever seen a woman's body before.

    • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

      That has nothing to do with fat….

      • Hand of Fate

        Shh, don't ruin basic anatomy for him, lol.

        • HeyJewed

          "Basic anatomy" huh? If you think there is no fat there then i have to assume you have never taken any form of anatomy course in your life.

          • elbruces

            Nobody can survive on 0% body fat.

            • HeyJewed

              Glad to see you finally agree with me on something. The creases are in fact caused by fat. Not saying SHE is a fat person. Just saying that is the cause of the creases.

    • CNG

      I would ruin her vagina for life.

      • CRL


        • twisty

          nice one :)

      • HeyJewed

        Different strokes for different folks. I respect that you find this attractive.

        • elbruces

          Yes, everybody but you in this conversation are actually attracted to women.

          • HeyJewed

            I am personally not gay, but i find it odd that you think that would somehow make me mad. Some of my best friends are gay and the fact that you think that would make me less of a man just shows your ignorance in life.

            • HeyJewed

              Also, work on your grammar.

              "Everybody" refers to a group of people as a single entity and you should thereby use the singular form "is."

              You wouldn't say "everybody are attracted to women" would you?

    • FacePalm

      You are a fucking tool!

    • USLethal

      Wow, not alot of time around real women eh? Been looking at photo shopped pics way too long my boy. Or is it that #10 is more up your alley?

      • jag8er

        in search of the elusive girlfriend whose last name is not jpeg

      • HeyJewed

        Nah, the girls i am into wouldnt post themselves on the internet hoping for praise from thousands of chive fanboys. I come to thechive for the funny pics, not to jerk off to half naked girls with daddy issues who need the compliments of guys like you. If i want to see an attractive girl then i'll just get up and go outside. I just happen to have a lot of free time right now until the next semester starts up again.

        • elbruces

          You seem to be spending a lot of time talking about why you aren't attracted to women.

          • HeyJewed

            You seem very interested in that fact… You trolling for a date good sir?

  • alexri

    #22 I find it difficult to manage my priorities on this, sexy girl or arcade Mario Bros.

    • alexri

      Perhaps I'll just keep watching her play

  • Slig

    What kind of fish is that?

    • PieceofMind

      You probably mean #20, or perhaps #1 – which is not

      • Slig

        "You probably mean"


        • asb

          that is a Halibut. kind of like a giant fluke.

          • Chuck Taylor

            Pretty much what you're eating whenever you don't really know what kind of fish you're eating. That is a monster right there.

            • Tim

              Delicious, and expensive.

            • hMMMM

              scooped halibut cheek meat made into fish sticks called "chicken fingers". Yeah, Alaskans…you know what i'm talking about….

              • Jen

                its a killer whale.

  • Lisa

    #18 I'm guessing someone dropped the "real" cake and had an awesome solution. Good job.

    #3 Picard will always make it so good to be a trekkie.

    #22 Miss? Your gap is glowing…

    • Ruffestneckaround

      +100 to you for the glowing Gap comment

      • thom

        3 thumbs up if I could.

  • JDubs

    #17 Ha! Corgi on a skateboard

  • sparky

    When I see something as hot as #22, #23 is what my insides are doing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Sirocka Geoffrey Seroka

    #9 Like a Boss!

    • FPOBA

      "LIke a Boss" hahahahaha, did you make that up? Wow, how original, no one has ever heard that before. You must get all the ladies.

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #11 Looting…

    • KNOB

      Is the Guy who takes him down wearing a keep calm and chive on shirt?

      • nucks

        I think its a Vancouver Canucks shirt. A true fan.

  • thatguyNYC

    #19 – False advertising. Anyone actually using that pillow would be at least 10 times her size.

  • Patrick

    #12 I don't know, if anything I think the dude's gotta have massive balls to use a Hello Kitty cell phone.

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