You are stuck (29 Photos)

  • Verbal_Kint

    gotta love men. first

    • disturbed

      Yer a douche.

      I'm ready for some Hot Russian Bride's Chive. What say you? Got some extra cash – need to shop.

    • DaddyD

      gotta hate trolls. Best.

  • Nick_FTW

    #6 you cant has water

  • jakubwrobel

    #2 – How does this even happen?

    • texass

      The hydraulics were left on or malfunctioned and the driver didnt notice until he was stuck.

      • maggiemay13

        Thank you, I was wondering the same thing.

      • jakubwrobel

        Makes sense. Got my "derp" moment of the day out of the way now.

    • Erich Backhus

      It happened in Texas, doesn't need much more explanation than that.

      • texass

        Yes because 18 wheelers getting stuck on the highway signs clearly happens all the time in Texas?

      • jdb

        Yeah, Texas is full of that kinda stuff…. Along with pretty much the only stable and sustained economy, good/improving housing market, and generally low unemployment rate compared to anywher else. Cool story bro.

        • Dan

          Yeah who needs water or daily temps below 100 anyway ?

    • The one and only

      Wow the Chive is fast! That just happened on Tuesday. Had traffic blocked for HOURS!

      • jdb

        Yeah it did. I-45 is bad already.

    • Matthew Ryan Barry

      You can read more about it here:

      Somehow the hydraulics were activated while the truck was driving. The damage is estimated at $100,000.

      • Pedro Salazar

        I was late to work because of that shit, on 45 north freeway, Houston TX

      • Pat

        He was a new driver and didn't know how to operate the lift system… *So said the news report*

  • First Time Caller

    Is that a frog in #17 – um…how safe are those windows on that plane? I would be deboarding

    • The_Dood

      Long time listener

      • bigdeal

        hey yeah, hi, i just wanna say uh.. yeah .. hello? -feedback- sorry, let me turn this down…yeah hi, can you hear me? hi yeah.. i just wanna say i completely agree with you.

  • texass

    #2 Houstonnn

    • arTee

      … we have a problem.

    • Jason Rodriguez

      Lol. This is like ten minutes from where I live! xD!
      My friend posted another picture while on the other side of the freeway!

  • iambigd42

    #17 how is this possible? shopped?

    • Freak

      Maybe it was raining frogs.

  • Gooberman

    #21…Flash mob…auto style

  • hate mustangs

    serves you right for driving that piece of shit.

    • bisketz

      Couldn't agree more!

    • BSmike

      Stuck AND a douche.. that's a double whammy!

    • bigdeal

      lol fuck yeah .. that body style, 80's boys who never grew up and have creepy porn staches.. newer mustang body style: bitch car.

  • ChairmanMeowz

    #17 How's it possible for that frog to get stuck in an airplane window?

    • Richard M. Turner

      Those windows have an outer pane, attached to the fuselage skin and an inner pane that is part of the interior sidewall. It is fairly easy for little critters, if they are loose in the plane, to crawl between the two. No biggie.

    • hockeydude11

      Easy, he started out as a tadpole

  • Wut

    #10 Stuck and doesn't care.

    • disturbed

      Stuck like a Caturday.

    • commodoresixtyfour

      no man or cat should ever wear sandals

  • panama99

    #22 I thought women liked mud baths

    • b-ry

      we heard you the first time.

      • bigdeal

        lmfao i dont know why but that just killed me.

    • reme

      "Show me your tits and I'll help you out"… 😀

  • SlimtwigMJ

    No wedding ring photos? Hiyo!

    • jason_in_pc

      that one floored me…

  • VedHead77

    #20 I F%$*ing love COCAINE!!!

    • jken

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, it's funny cause… oh wait it's not

    • Rick James

      I can't stand cocaine, but I love the smell of it.

  • @wwwmarty

    #28 what am I not seeing here?

    • Phlerm


    • bisketz

      water. Try and look at pictures with your eyes open.

      • OzChiver

        He asked a polite question. Try keeping your mouth shut.

        • bisketz

          Mouth is shut. Fingers are still movin thou.

          • exexec

            Brilliant rejoinder. Or so you appear to think.

            • bisketz

              Rejoinder? Well, what ever that hack to the English language means, I'll just take it as a complement. Thanks!

              • bigdeal

                whats the saying? shooting pigs -and/or some other type of barnyard animal- in a barrel.

    • sam

      a whole shitload of water on the other side of the door

    • FPOBA

      Me banging your mom on the couch. She loves the cock.

    • Froglips

      There is water halfway up the glass.

    • hMMMM

      if you look towards the bottom right of the door, you can see the water seeping in (I think?)

      • The_Dood

        Judging by my very limited knowledge of physics and my basic uncommon sense, I would guess that the water is seeping out.

        • tops31

          Door hinges are on the inside, water is seeping in…

          • The_Dood

            I sell doors and hardware. Hinges can be on either side of the door.

    • Paul

      Thought it was paneling until the water was pointed out….Dont even want to be there when that door opens…

    • Fasteddy14

      I dunno… a squid? There are other options…. -Roman

  • Phlerm

    #1 suspect the beers in the dash may have had something to do with this…

    • Duthty Rhodths

      at least he's keeping a positive attitude.

  • misschris

    #2 I don't even want to know how he managed that…

    • Fasteddy14

      You mean she? 😉

  • Kuato

    #22 Rule 34

  • disturbed

    #7 is what happens when you let the wife/GF borrow your truck.

  • Da_Boz

    #29 with #22 as passenger would be ok though…

    • DudeBro

      but then she'll get mud all over your seat and dashboard…

  • JAFitC

    . . . and if you want to get unstuck, young lady, just lift your blouse. Traffic will stop, I promise.

    • JAFitC

      Sorry! #21

  • Bobby

    #28 fill me in I'm stupid today .

    • MSR

      Full of water, 1/2 way up the door

    • disturbed

      Ironic comment considering the picture.

      • etc4779

        So do you look at as a House half empty or half full?

        • SanDiego

          holy shit…now i see it

      • bigdeal

        define ironic.

  • isawoj

    #15 Looks like a lot of splinter removal in his future.

  • HillBilly Bone

    OK, #4 cracked my ass up.

    • Herro!

      everybody loves a good ass crack

  • Tuga
    • @jintonico

      Man… just use # 6 with no space #6

      • @jintonico

        😛 #5

  • Herb

    Do you ever feel tired in the middle of the day?


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