Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • hater

    #12 <img src="http://i472.photobucket.com/albums/rr85/JZrob/mother-of-god.gif&quot; border="0" alt="Mother of God Pictures, Images and Photos"/>

    • n_kb

      Thought she was Emma Watson at first…then I thought she kind of looked like a skinny Adele

      • eatit

        ellen paige?

        • UUU

          Alyssa Milano

          • Tay

            racheal leigh cook

            • evan

              Hilary Duff.

              • JHL1

                Steve Buscemi

    • jim

      is #4 putin?

      http://bit.ly/o2P4Ln

      • JDubs

        Yes…with crab arms

        • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

          he knows it is. just a troll spreading website herpes.

    • Slick123

      I thought it was Emma Watson as well and was just about ready to take out my own wand and treat it like a genies lamp until I studied the girls face closer and realized its not her.

      Still hot though – why can't Target sell those kind of dresses?

      • Simon

        There's a face?

  • dud

    second

    • Tek257

      But the first douche bag of the morning.

  • gentleman25

    #9 Awesome

  • n_kb

    #17 "Whats in the boooxxxx?? Whats in the FU*KING boxx??"

    • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

      Damn, I was so gonna go there. Bravo.

      • http://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa @NavjeetBajwa

        aha thanks, beat you to it 😛

        • n_kb

          (sorry ^ is me..forgot to log back in)

          • bigdeal

            delightful pic btw

            • n_kb

              aw thanks!! It wasnt intentional lol i wasnt posing

    • mipo2010

      Thank you…Now i must watch Seven ASAP.

  • kshell25

    #16
    Meanwhile in Uganda…

    • b-ry

      wicked country that is.

    • xxxx

      le tour de uganda… lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363600395 Marcel Hernandez

      looks like cuba to me. i should know i did it before

    • Kidn

      white guy looks like forest gump

  • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

    desperately want to see what happens when the driver slams on the brakes…
    #16

  • LineHog

    #12 has my attention

    • MigraineBoy

      She has my sword!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        And my roofie!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • mel

          Keep up with comments like that paula and before you know it your IDP score will be down to -100

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            And your point is…?

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • jerald

        this could be Emma Watson I may be mistaken

        • CaptainStag

          I wondered that, but I don't think Emma is as well endowed.

    • 6655321

      Have her stand next to #10 and let the naughty fantasy begin.

  • Micky

    #23 bout to a have my first. dw its afternoon in Australia

    • n_kb

      Cheers, mate!

    • Catbra

      Bloody Bonza, you little rippa. Already had my first tinnie, now gotta find more

      • dub

        Wow. You sound so Australian I can actually hear it.

      • n_kb

        read this in an Australian accent

        • LuvH8fulChix

          I tried, it just sounded like Ben Stein.

    • b-ry

      10 am in Toronto…bout to have my first too.

    • lolol

      830am in baja, mexico… they dont sell beer yet… guess i'll wake-n-bake

      • jasgat

        lolol… Are you serious? I thought in Baja it was 247 in beer sales… Holy shit.. Feel for ya dude.

        • lolol

          well you CAN get beer 24/7, but it's a hassle and much more expensive…
          1030 now, so it's all good…

  • ronnie

    #8 Ninja-fication: 95% Complete

    • Çreep

      they go to extreme to catch a brotha stealin'.

  • tawhitlow

    #7
    love it. She is even wearing the same pin and necklace.

    • Fabio

      I noticed it too. This pic is so British…

    • Don Rickles

      That's sweet. We could all stand to see more of this in the world today.

      • RandomAndrew

        You've lost your edge, Rickles.

    • Krusherx

      Even though they're relics of a time where monarchy was something other than folklore, this is awesome and I wish for me and my wife to live this long together

      (our anniversary today :D)

      • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

        Happy Anniversary to you and your wife. Here's to many more to come.

      • Quame

        That's really gay, but commendable. Must have a good wife. Cheers.

      • http://gypsy-whisperer.tumblr.com Bella

        Have a good anniversary!

        • BloodScrubber

          Yes, a happy anniversary wish to you.
          Class and respect. It never gets old.

  • alexri

    Keep scrolling down was almost impossible after seeing #12

  • Seuss

    #9 From Munich (Muchen), Germany. It's freaking awesome there.
    http://thechive.com/2011/08/12/daily-morning-awes

  • LarsfromNorway

    #12 Holy Enfrijoladas! She is the definition of 'Sexy'

  • saucypants

    #23 Travis, I'm afraid this isn't going to end well buddy….

  • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

    #1 is pretty damn cool!
    However, I feel that this DMA is weaker than usual…

    • gentleman25

      That's true i have notice the same some times.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      That's because I was late, sorry.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Bill57

        you are a sorry excuse even for a troll though being late, for you is an excuse not a reason

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Well sometimes my food disagrees with mee and fights back; this one seriously kicked me in the eye. I had to recover because I saw everything on he Chive double (yeah yeah I know that's perfectly normal, but I wasn't talking about reposts).

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • SacTown

      Walkway from parking garage to terminal at Sacramento Int'l Airport

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #5 I want to do my entire house like this.

  • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

    #10 I would dive in mouth first

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      As apposed to what ass first?

      • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

        Is that what you do when you dive? I usually go hands first. I must be really weird though…

      • LuvH8fulChix

        Packing Doughnuts in your Ass: Healthier, Less Tasty.

    • Jazmondo

      I said that about #12 !

  • alexri

    who's #15 ? I know I've seen that face elsewhere, I just don't know where

    • n_kb

      hes Mandy Patinkin/Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride

      • alexri

        thank you, I'd never figured that on my own

      • Gern Blanston

        How about looking at your newborn son lying in the hospital and then thinking "I think I'll name him Mandy"

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

    • dave

      HELLO! My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

      • the_junglist

        Hence, all the "HELLO my name is stickers"

        • the_junglist

          All I heard in my head was "ohhh–I see what ya did there"

        • That Guy

          that is very obvious but for some reason it just needs to be said. i guess cause pure awesomeness needs to be noted.

    • tralfaz

      I thought is was Manson at first. My name is Charles Manson, prepare to die.

    • David

      Frank Zappa, anyone…?

  • Ben

    #10 oh shit that was in Portland this last weekend. Some world record Voodoo Doughnut broke I guess

    • kazyctn

      I was there – right down the street from me. Yes it was a lot of donuts, but they're not that great…

      • stonyjoe

        great late night snack when you get too stoney

    • mackin

      Voodoo Donuts- home of vegan donuts…and bacon donuts…and soooo much more.

  • HeyJewed

    Is #21 LG?

    DAT ASS!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ real deal

      Naah she is overdressed to be her ,LG likes to roam around just in her panties screaming look at me look at me.

      • HeyJewed

        Valid point is valid.

    • Chesty Laroo

      Happy ass is happy.

    • Coast Guard

      You are a piece of shit.

      I work with her fuckwad and she has been in the ICU since yesterday afternoon after being rushed to the ER for lung complications. Do not fucking talk shit about a person who you do not know and have some god damned respect for someone who is going through hell.

      The Chive owners are really some incosiderate assholes for letting the trolls bash on one of their loyal members who is in pretty critical shape.

      • Da_Boz

        Pretty sure they don't know her personally and had no idea she was in Intensive Care.
        Also, unless you are family or she asked you to blurt her personal medical information out on the internet, you need to shut the fuck up.
        It was a joke and just because you work in the same building does not give you any right to release that info…
        LG, hope you recover quickly…

        • Coast Guard

          I don't know how else to let the Chive community know that the chivette that they care for is severely ill because every day this week someone has made some bullshit comment about her, really disrespectful shit to. The Chive staff hasn't stepped in once and if they aren't going to actually give a shit about her then someone who knows her well has to. I didn't give out any personal information other than that she's in the ICU and that this shit is not funny and is especially not now, and it sure as hell is not a joke because it hasn't stopped and it's getting more out of line and down right evil. There is a lot more that I would never say on here but saying that she's in the ICU with a fever and lung issues is not giving away personal info. She hopefully can tell her friends about the reasons for all of that when she recovers.

          • Guesty

            Or just wait until there is another pic of her on here, which will kick in her attention grabbing instincts, and she will post a comment about it and tell everyone what is going on, like she did the other day. To paraphrase her comment "In the hospital feeling bad, thought I would visit Chive". Also known as "hey they posted a picture of me, I better jump online and comment on it to garner more attention, cause the pic alone is not enough"… Yeah, I am sure she is on her deathbed, cause the first thing I would do if I was gravely ill is post a comment on a photoblog….

            • Coast Guard

              You are a fucking waste of space. She commented that she needed to see something happy and that's why she went online to the chive because the chive usually has funny pictures and shit. Just cause you have a high fever doesn't mean you can't type or want to get a bit of a morale boost. I was with her in the ER waiting room with her bf and since we were waiting for about 2 hours to get her testing done, she needed a distraction and you all were what she found. She was coughing blood while she was typing to your fucking pathetic self and she eventually stopped because she was finally admitted for testing.

              Get your fucking head out of your ass. You don't know her and you have no fucking right to talk any amount of shit about her. I don't know how the hell she deals so well with fuckers like you.

              • Guesty

                Sure bud, so 2 days ago she worked in your building, and now you are her rock in the waiting room? Not sure if you are making this up because you think if you are close to Lauren, then her psychophant followers will want to be friends with you, or because you are very dillusional and are stalking her, John Hinckley style. Either way, sad.
                Also, for sake of argument. She needs to see funny pictures and stuff, as you put it. Fine, look at the photos, and carry on. No, she has to find her photo, then go post comments in the comment section. She has her bf and apparently you, her rock, with her. But she feels the need to scream "look at me" just because. See, there are hundreds of girls that send in pics and end up being "Chivettes", that noone knows about. It's the handful of attention whores that I can't stand. She is in the hospital, and still needs the "look at me". Couldn't she be like the other hundreds that remains silent for just a little while?

                • Coast Guard

                  I've known her for 2 years since she's been up here, so ye we are pretty close. She has her bf whom she loves a hell of a lot and I have my wife that I love a hell of a lot so no I'm not a stalker, just a friend who thinks she's fucking awesome and doesn't deserve this shit. And your're going to bitch at her for commenting with thank yous and for trying to defend herself when you fuckers attack her? Really? The difference between her and the other anonymous chivettes is that she actually visits this site and doesn't just submit pics of her ass and tits and cry in a corner when you assholes said stupid shit to the girls. She's a fucking strong girl and she doesn't take shit from anyone which is why she comments back to you assholes. You have a biased view because she'll comment back to people who say bullshit about her and its to defend herself and not say 'hey look at me'. She submits funny pictures with signs she makes jokes on them and I've seen her comment on tons of posts, a lot more than just ones with her pictures.

                  Get a fucking life and grow a heart asshole.

                • jdb

                  Well said Guesty. I don't blame her for doing what she is doing tho, but Coast Guard is a dipshit. I think he may want to involve the internets police… You think Coast Guard is LG? Something to ponder.

                  • Coast Guard

                    You are an idiot as well then. I'm a friend and there's nothing more to it than that buddy. If you all can't see that bashing on a girl that you don't even know, but that you know is ill, is fucked up then this site has a collection of the worst people in the world. The point of my getting on here to comment in her support was to let you all know that she's ill, needs some prayers, and that you all need to back the fuck off for respect.

                    • Guesty

                      Chill the hell out. It's an internet site, for fucks sake. You're sitting here being her little messenger boy, and doing a horrible job of it. Did she ask you to post anything on here? I doubt it. Just shut up, you were doing this same thing a few days ago, name dropping her for some bullshit reason, like you saying you know her is the highlight of you life. Let's not pretend you didn't either, there were about 15 posts from you "I work with Lauren on base" "I know Lauren cause we work in the same building". Just give it a fucking rest, noone gives a flying fuck if you work with her. Stop name dropping because it is really making you look like a fuckstick.

                  • LuvH8fulChix

                    jdb. "You think Coast Guard is LG?"
                    You, know I have no idea who LG is, butI was thinking the exact same thing. Not bashing anybody, but I've known people who have created alter-egos to defend themselves. Interesting.

                    • LuvH8fulChix

                      Crap. I meant "You know, I have…"

                  • Tits McGee

                    agreed.

              • WOIei

                "I don't know how the hell she deals so well with fuckers like you."

                by having even more fuckers relentlessly kiss her ass.

      • Air Force Owns

        i agree. fuck free speech and all that noise, amirite?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Don't get me wrong, the Chive admins have a IMO fine policy for deleting comments. You can't expect them to change that 'just' because someone -that some of those comments are about- is sick at the moment.
        I'm also quite sure they're far from inconsiderate.
        They also know Lauren well enough to know she can handle the (sometimes pretty low) comments like a boss. If anything it's a compliment that they're not deleting them.
        IMO there's no problem here. It's great that you're sticking up for her but I doubt it is needed. Also as you can see you'll only get flamed for it.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one hoping Lauren and her colleagues get well soon
        – yeah yeah I'll go back to trolling, promise
        – and NO I do NOT work for/at the Chive
        – [edit] NOR the coast guard!

        • Coast Guard

          I can respect that and yeah I see your point. My bad but I've just seen it escalte these past few days and I can't She didn't ask me to come here and defend her but I felt like I had to as a friend and chiver and I get me being flamed but don't flame her because I'm a friend trying to help. The most of you are just mean people at the core anyway and it doesn't matter what anyone say to you anyway.

          If and when you get to read this Lauren I'm sorry for getting into it with these dicks and I didn't mean to go back and forth using your name and dets.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I'm not sure you're the same person as above but anyway; there's a reason why it escalated but I'm not going to talk about that here. Most Chivers aren't so bad, they're "just drawn that way" ifyouknowwhatImean.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

            • Coast Guard

              Nah same person just screwed up some sentences due to a glitchy computer.

          • http://www.gfys.org/ The Chivery

            Cool story bro ,now go back to the temple you`v built for LG and worship her semi naked pics.

      • HeyJewed

        I didn't know that, and i hope she gets better soon.

        On another note, i have cancer (no seriously, not just saying that) which according to your logic makes you a piece of shit too. The chive owners know she can handle things like this (which on a scale of 1-10 was at best a 2 in being offensive). Please stop taking steroids and get some help for your anger issues. okthanks

  • alexri

    #21 Is happy to know it's Friday

    • tralfaz

      If she is at Walmart, that must be the price slashing happy face.

  • Get it right

    #7 that's darling

    • Get it right

      And screw you, marriage haters

    • Spank the Monkey

      Maybe I missed it but he doesn't look too happy in the second pic.

    • radiodial

      Real…

    • somebloke

      Yeah, pity they are total parasites, living off the people…

  • Brian

    #13 You have found the hand-eye coordination god.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      should check some of these out on youtube. there are people out there with insane talent.

    • upside-down

      Yeah a good trackhoe operator is hard to find. Gotta have touch.

    • kanda

      LIKE A BOSS!

  • joss

    who is #12?

    • eatit

      beautiful!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Norma Stitz, worth googling.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Zac

        and I fell for the Norma Stitz, but only because I swore that it's Emma watson in that pic. Touche.

        • MonkeyMadness

          Hahahahahahaha!!!!

      • Pwndu232

        Trolling is a art.

      • jdb

        Not gonna fall for that shit again. Good one tho.

      • John

        Well played

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515944884 Sam Pittner

      The girl from harry potter

  • fabio

    #7 is awesome.

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