I see what you did there.. (23 photos)

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  • sheoncebelieved

    #8 you know, when playing golf, a tree is 90% air…just hit the ball through the tree

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Yeah and your avatar is 90% off too.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        sadly i can only give you 1 thumb. the avatar is creepily reminiscent of old fat guys in AOL chatrooms all "hi im becky and im 14, wanna be my friend"

        • sniggi

          You must be new here.

      • sheoncebelieved

        which 10% is correct?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          The beach.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002059474696 Vince Weaver

      Yes, it is 90% air, but that's in 3 dimensional space. you have to aim through the 2 dimensions in which that tree occupies 99% of those two dimensions. A sporting paradox of sorts.

      • dub

        Like… a Volkswagon Golf?

      • Dan

        Look again. I would hardly call that 99%.

    • Malacoda

      the tree itself is not 90% air. The air which you speak of is not part of the tree.

      • dub

        Is the air in your lungs part of your body?

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          No

    • Poonchinello

      But unfortunately my golf ball is 100% golf ball.

      • sheoncebelieved

        an my gold clubs and gold swing are 100% me…..I can't believe people above don't see the joke in this….

        • The Sad Truth

          I mean this with all due respect, but your regular posts are so incredibly dumb, it's really hard to tell when you are joking.

    • TheTRUTH

      What the fuck is wrong with all of you…

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      do not try and hit the ball through the tree because that is impossible. rather, realize the truth that there is no tree. if that doesn't work, be the ball…nanananananana, nanananananana

    • http://www.facebook.com/tylermars.design Tyler Mars

      so is a screen door, you ain't gettin though that

  • bettingonthecubs

    i see what you did there….reused all the photos

    • SkyVader

      The maddening part is that I know that a good portion of us Chivers have submitted pictures good enough to make a post, but they can't seem to take the time to look. Or maybe they're drunk.

      • bettingonthecubs

        I think they are all too busy looking at the NSFW sexy Chivers

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          Still waiting on that thread…..

          • dub

            Same here. I bet they get tons of shit they can't post.

            2nd website time!

            • León Felipe

              I second this!

        • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

          Wouldn't you be?

        • MidwestChiver

          Do it chive

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        well as was pointed out in yesterdays DAR, they tend to have a theme. so maybe they are just compiling images for different themes? (im trying to think positively here instead of getting irritated at a free website we all enjoy and still frequent daily)

        • SkyVader

          Gosh, thanks Dad. Since you put it that way….

        • Dad

          I frequent your mom daily but she still irritates me.

          • bluballs

            hahaha, classic

      • b-ry

        it's happening a lot these days….

        • John

          it's just Leo who likes the reposts

        • Dad

          people frequenting your mom?

  • panama99

    Hello all, Happy Friday!!

    • dub

      Hi, and have a nice weekend. 😉

  • jonathan

    #22 i'll hide a beer, but it sure as hell won't be a pbr.

    • tkc

      Heh! I was about to say that whoever is made happy by PBR must be terribly depressed.

      • Peytino

        I love PBR…i am not a hipster or a redneck…and I'm the happiest mother fucker on the planet…

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Like a hipster would eat at McDonalds…..

      • Yep

        rednecks would…

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          Rednecks don't give a fuck about hiding their beers…..

          • Yep

            They do when they're behind the wheel of their pick up trucks…

            • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

              Not the ones I know…..

              • Yep

                You Sir…fuck, you know some backwoods, country ass rednecks than…touche and chive on…

                Original point of the story, fuck hipsters…

            • Munk85

              The ones I know don't care and will even have their shotguns in their trucks in plain sight.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

        That's why it's ironic.

  • alexri

    #18 Is actually a pretty nice picture

    • Tomas

      … for a Communist. o.0

      • douche

        Something tells me tomas is a teabagger douche fuck. Go kill yourself tomas. Post pics. Thanks.

  • weazlhugs

    #23 would break your legs…Best trip to the ER, in my opinion.

    • dub

      Is this from a movie or something?

      The van that he/she was cowering from was approaching rrrrreeeeaaaallllyyyy slowly. Like an Austin Powers moment.

      • Travis

        Wanted

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos
      • Monk

        As someone else mentioned: "Wanted". This is slowed down from the movie. Bad ass movie tho.

        • http://www.facebook.com/Sirocka Geoffrey Seroka

          Bad ass effects…movie is just bad tho…

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505737141 AJ Rantz

      My reaction from the first time i saw this movie.. shattered legs!

      • fiction is a genre

        youre questioning the accuracy of a movie where they bend bullets and assassinate people from miles away?

    • Cavall

      Wont cost you broken legs, just 12 bucks and 2 hours you wont get back.

    • CapnMFingPlanet

      id let you break my legs for a night with angelina jolie

  • Big E

    #3 yessssss

  • alexri

    #3 I can't wait for the new season any longer

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

      This show was epic. Dammitttt i want to know what happens nexxtttttttt…..

    • gentleman25

      Same here.

      • Ball

        waiting for the new season is like waiting for the cosby show to make new episodes, its not coming back. 😦 best show ever. fuck AMC

    • Munk85

      That show kicked ass

  • MikeofLA

    #10 and #11

    Disney animators = lazy perverts.

    • Munk85

      and racists

      • blah

        and gay

    • Disney Animator

      What? So I like to hold blue cocks in my hand. Big whup. Wanna fight about it?

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #7 still not as gay as Twilight

    • Vega

      Does. Not. Compute.

    • ISeeIt

      I see what you did there…

    • dub

      This is one big gay paradox.

    • TaylorL

      you're gayer than Twilight

  • Seldi84

    #3 that is awesome advertising. It's a pity the show has no hope in hell with Darabont being sacked and the budget halved.
    http://www.slashfilm.com/unnamed-sources-reveal-t

    • J.D.

      I hope the show isn't going to fall apart, with half a budget and lack of direction… I'm anticipating cheap effects and it being the final season. I hope not though, Walking Dead is badass.

    • OGMrWhite

      what in the fuck! this shows awesome and there gonna do that to it?

    • Seldi84

      Apparently the cast have been told to behave or “They’re on a zombie show. They are all really easy to kill off.”

      • Gonna Miss It...

        A damned shame is what it is. AMC has just castrated the show whose last season finale got the highest 18-49 demographic rating EVER for a basic cable drama cause they think they (AMC) are the reason for the shows success, not the showrunner. It will really suck to lose the quality of this show and I hope it blows up in their face.

        • ZIIIG HAIIIL!

          AMC is not a Who.

          I've checked the Whoville town records and AMC is not listed a Who.

          Therefore "Whose" should not be used.

          • http://www.facebook.com/Sirocka Geoffrey Seroka

            Only took 1 season to fail like that? That sux…it's probably the best zombie show ever…

    • dub

      😥 Boohoo.

      During the hour or half hour that you're watching this show, the dead people on the show are actually getting more exercise than you.

      Dead people.

  • Insidious1

    #7 seems legit….

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Still not as gay as…..twilight…maybe…..its gay anyway

  • jim

    #3 is a bit much. kids, including myself are probably going to have nightmares.
    http://bit.ly/o2P4Ln

    • jim's mom

      Yes, zombie advertising has a much worse affect than the alternative sexual innuendo advertising kids see today…

      • jim

        im not saying it was bad, im just saying its scary

        • Ball

          someones soft

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I feel the same way every time I come across C-SPAN coverage.

  • Insidious1

    #12

    Obviously "shooting blanks"

    • dub

      The "Never Point a Gun at Anything You Don't Intend to Shoot" doesn't apply to tanks, huh?

      • Insidious1

        LOL.. apparently so….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002059474696 Vince Weaver

    #19 awesome graphics is awesome

    • EZEE

      He got voted down? Awesome graphics are not awesome?

  • J.D.

    Lol, I haaate Ed Hardy. #16, well played.

    • Fasteddy14

      That cracks me up!!! Took me a minute to register…

  • Hand of Fate

    #16 I'd buy that shirt.

  • Bryan_W

    #13 Bad ass

  • http://twitter.com/Kmart921 @Kmart921

    #16 – Every single shirt at Hot Topic.

  • billshakes626

    #11 That's a dick.

    • http://twitter.com/BOlekas @BOlekas

      Obvious poster is obvious

    • hip hop anonymous

      You mean like a man-dick?

      • ehqwya

        Like a cartoonie man-dick

    • http://www.facebook.com/megzann13 Meagan Ann Laninga

      Captain Obvious strikes again!

    • PeanutButterCup

      And it's on an Icelandic childrens' book…. Like a Viking.

    • theederv

      No shit sherlock!?

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    If you haven't watched this show yet, pull your face from your buttocks and START this season!!! #3

  • Del

    So glad HHNF is no longer around.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Qué?

      • bettingonthecubs

        a pre paula troll

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          Gracias

        • hMMMM

          She wasn't really a troll…she was sincere in all her posts. She was just annoying as fuck. And her sidekick GayBoy??? He was the WORST!

    • lyDocaInE

      Shh…don't give them any ideas

    • http://www.gfys.org/ HHNF

      Am back bitches !

      • hMMMM

        pretty sure HHNF would take at least 2 or 3 paragraphs to announce her return

    • erererr

      oh god I totally forgot about her till you said so.

  • BoobieWatcher

    #14 Black from the waist down. Nice

    • dub

      Waiting for the dolphin sneeze GIF.

    • QWERTY

      Nightmares ensue…

  • Selmy

    #17

    I still don't get this.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Let them eat cake.

    • miles.v

      The sentence "qu'ils mangent de la brioche" was (falsely) attributed to Marie Antoinette just before the French revolution and, therefore, before the executions by the guillotine during the Terreur between the end of 1793 and july 1794.

    • John

      Marie Antoinette was often attributed as saying "let them eat cake" the french phrase printed on the sweater. This is supposed to be a cartoon picture of her. The joke lies in the fact that good ol' Marie got her head chopped off during the French Revolution after being convicted of Treason.

    • dub

      The "Let them eat cake" thing was important because it showed the people of France just how out of touch the Royalty was with the citizenry.

      When informed that the people did not have bread to eat, Antoinette (Then Queen of France) supposedly replied with, "Then let them eat cake." As if she thought they actually had plenty of cake like she did.

      • David

        "Let them eat cake" is not an example of how out of touch the rich were. In Paris, at the time, there was a law that if the stores ran out of bread then they had to sell cake at the same price as bread. When someone said "let them eat cake" they were saying that the poor didn't have to starve, instead they would get better food for the same money.

        • dub

          I always knew my high school history teacher was feeding me bad information. A bitch she was.

          Now I have proof…

    • urinetrouble

      Not to mention, when you unzip, the left side will look like balls and a dick with a pearl cockring.

    • EZEE

      Yay public education!

    • Selmy

      Oh. So it's just stupid. Thanks for the insight though. Carry on.

    • STI

      Selmy, its Marie Anttoinette I think. She was beheaded, which is the significance of the zipper separating her head from her body. its still dumb though.

  • JOE

    #23 WAT THE FUCK WAS THAT REAL???? NO WAY?? IS SO THATS FUCKEN COOOOLLL.

    • Del

      Troll fail

    • equalizermax

      Obviously, you've never seen that movie or seen the commercials when it was release…

      • Obviously

        Obviously.

    • John

      Pretty sure you're a troll Joe, as this was the scene shown in every trailer ever made for this movie , but in case you haven't seen the movie or instinctively turn away from televisions when you see Angelina Jolie's naked back side(also in every trailer ever made for this movie) it's from Wanted.

      • Munk85

        good scene

    • Brad

      ALMOST AS FUCKING COOL AS YOUR DICKHEAD CAPS LOCK BEING STUCK IN THE FAIL POSITION!

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