I substitute your current reality with a better one down memory lane (35 Photos)

  • slap MY hand!

    Carlos Banuelos, Chris Banuelos, Colby Wooten: If you see this, slap the last one to read this. That is all.

  • eatit


    • eatit

      light blue Mr. Sketch = heaven smell

    • ChivesON

      #21 – Girl in the middle looks so cute at that age – no DOUBT she's super hot now at what maybe 27? 31-ish? Hey hot 10 year old, if you're out there give us MOAR!

      And your little friends if they're still hot (and if you still are friends with them)

      • ChivesON

        DARN IT!!!!!! I meant #20

        Forgive me young cute girl if you read this – I promise I think you'd be more fun to play with than the video game I accidentally posted. My apologies.

      • hMMMM


        You know there are gov't agencies trolling these sites to arrest people just like you…

        • Cass

          Nothing wrong with saying that she probably grew up to be hot. It's like telling a friend of yours that they're gonna be in trouble when their kid is a teenager. Doesn't mean you're creeping on them.

  • MigraineBoy

    #14 You can't see trough these, can you?

    • Glenn

      He's testing Jennifer Runyon, my Bro-In-Law's sister. She was (and still is) gorgeous!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Joseph.Stephens83 Joseph Stephens

    #14 Bill F#&@ing Murray!!!! Nuff said.

    • NAACP

      your rating, nuff said ———->

    • OIWIE

      Trying too F#&@ing hard !!!!

    • bigdeal

      so sick of that "nuff" shit.

      • Guam


  • gentleman25

    #21 Lol those kind of games always where annoying me.

    • LadySpellingBee

      Funny – you probably only got thumbs down because of your spelling mistake.

      Like a hot chick who suddenly lets out a fart, any mistake on a post "spells" disaster from the fickle friends at The Chive.

      • hMMMM

        No, he's getting thumbed down b/c these things fucking ROCKED

        • gentleman25

          well i never was much of a gamer kid so i understand if the ones who liked the repetitive thing are hurt and my apologies to them.

      • gentleman25

        Ah Dont worry my friend Thumbs are Thumbs.

  • jim

    dude #10 Bugles were/still are the best snack ever. Plus you can wear them on your fingers. Epic Win.


    • Tyler G.

      It's the only way to eat those! 😀

    • Matt

      Wearing them on your fingers were the best thing about them. Other than that they didn't taste all that great.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        You weren't high enough.

    • Sassy_

      my sister-in-law is from thailand and recently saw these in the store and got really excited.. so funny how we were raised on different sides of the world but both still made witch fingers w bugles

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    Thanks for making me feel old.

    • bigdeal

      #2 i dont get it.

  • HeyJewed

    #7 Everyone makes better movies before they have kids…

    • greenerblues

      "Stop looking at me swan!"

      • Sean

        So sowwy to intewupt! Pwoseed!

        • bigdeal

          i like the fat friend just standing there at the party spraying that kid in the face continuously "are you alright?" "yeah"

    • superchiveme

      His old movies were the shit i dont know what to say about him now everything is just plain stupid now i want more movies like happy gilmore!!!

  • trboerger

    #1 Black Was Licorice Right? I Cant Remember.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      was it not like cinnamon or something?

    • Matt

      yeah it was licorice all right

      • workingdonkey

        Never tasted like licorice. Damn wonderfully scented markers…

    • Linds

      the black one smelled like a bag of assholes.

      • bigdeal

        im gonna sure the fuck agree with that. black licorice smells like bigfoots dick

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=682265258 Lindsey Bergeron

          smells like inside of a fake leg.

  • James

    Whats number 3 from again?

    • bubblerider86

      Three Ninjas 🙂

      • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

        man i used to watch this all the time

    • Monk

      #3 is how we do that.

    • Ray

      3 Ninjas

  • sparky

    #35 Excellent summary of my youth…

    • Oblivious

      Where are the Go-Bots?

    • SuperDanMan4290

      I agree with you on that Sparky


    • zowie

      is this from Mad or Cracked magazine??

  • the_chiller


    That's short term memory in my case.

    • dOOb

      Soooooo wrong seeing a young Emma like this, considering the awesome thoughts I've had of her all grown up

  • Pants

    #23 Is it possible too overdose on nostalgia and have your brain shut down?

  • Z_b

    #10 i still eat these

    • trboerger

      who doesnt …

  • Max

    What was 22?

    • Birdwatcher

      A Gelfling from a Movie called The Dark Crystal, used to scare the shit out of me when I was younger.

    • MonkeyMadness

      #22 The Dark Crystal

    • Seldi84

      If you don't know you didn't grow up in the 1980's and you have my pity.

      • Slick123

        Except everyone else is younger than us and no doubt banging 18-year olds while we're stuck sticking it in some used cars.

      • maggiemay13

        I grew up in the '90's and I was obsessed with that movie as a kid, just saying.

        • Seldi84

          Then you my dear were an awesome child and i tip my hat to you.

  • Ian

    I must know what #3 is!

  • Mike Billups

    #30. House. Road House.

    • the_junglist

      "Pain don't hurt"

    • NAACP

      Peter Griffin Road House. One of the best Family Guy episodes.

    • bigdeal

      why did i love this movie when i was like 8??? fuckin 80's movies.. full of violence and fucking but still allowed to watch and love them.

      when somebody sticks a gun in your face you got 2 choices.

  • Bill57

    #26 Ferris Bueller cult classic and if it isn't it should be

    • Jed


      wait for it….


    • Kaars

      As well as the best Charlie Sheen foreshadowing you could possibly imagine.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000011277967 Adrian Williams

      Danke shane……

    • Chivacy Please

      Abe Froman – Sausage King of Chicago

    • evan

      I. Love. Sloan.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #22 is the Dark Crystal

    • Chaos

      That was my favorite movie as a kid… and I still think it's a pretty awesome movie even today.
      Jim Henson rocked.

      • StaticFX

        Same here…loved it. I was also lucky enough to get a tour of EMI studios when they were filming it. Say Henson doing a scene.. and we snuck in and sat at George Lucas' desk! was the coolest moment of my childhood

    • Brad

      Love this movie. One of my top Favorites.

  • sweet bananas

    3 is the movie 3 Ninjas.

  • Dan

    Anyone know who the girl is in #34? She looks just like my daughter!

    • dansdaughter

      Yes it's me Dad. Where were you that Xmas? The man to the right is Bryan – he is who my mom dated for a few years after you took off. He told me that the tie was perfect and he would wear it everyday….needless to say, he didn't. Bryan eventually left (bastard took my walkman too) and I grew up with just mom to take care of me. I did well in school and eventually blossomed into a pretty good looking girl who still gets lots of attention from men.

      You can find me every Friday on this very site at "Sexy Chivers are Among us". I'm the one in the bra and thong – my eyes may look like they're saying, "Do me." but really they're saying "Dad?".

      Miss you. 😦

      • Matt

        This response is amazing and I am glad you found your father. Congratulations Dan's daughter.

      • urinetrouble

        This should be a movie of the week, father and daughter reunited on TheChive. I can picture the ending, the daughter runs up to daddy, gives him a big hug, looks at the camera and says "It IS the best website in the world".

        • First Time Caller

          Fucking brilliant. Question is, who plays the daughter? And can we somehow work in Paula's true identity being revealed – like when we found out Higgins in Magnum PI was really also Robin Masters.

        • hMMMM

          …and then the father can realize he has been fapping to his daughter's pics??? Is this like theChive version of Old Boy?!!??!

          • bigdeal

            that movie was fucked btw

        • Guesty

          You ruin a great comment by sucking Chive's dick. I hate you so fucking much

          • Ha.Ha.

            shut up faggot

      • takesadvantage

        What's your name sweet thang? Maybe we can get together and talk about this. I've got a great shoulder to cry on. Among other things. Ahh daddy issues

        • bigdeal

          omg guys are pieces of shit lol

      • iWould

        Comment of the week!!!!!!

    • asdf

      Your wife??

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=758500343 Brandi Froggett Wilson

      actually that's NOT your daughter…. That's me & my dad's name isn't Dan!!!

      • jasgat

        HOLY SHIT… Years ago Bryan let me borrow a black and red (plaid like) tie for a blind date.. I still have it.. Dansdaughter would you like it back?

  • http://www.thechive.com Penrath

    #23…and you feed them for a week. Teach a mouse to bake and you have a squeakquel…

  • UPSgrrrL88

    #22 FULL OF WIN!!!

    • B-Merce

      "TRIAL BY STONE!" Skexies still haunt my dreams.

  • H B Fash

    #20 , Off to jail!!!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Draconavich Daniel Birns

      nvrmind the sickf*** what are these girls even doing on this list?… I cant see the nostalgia in some of these pix at all….

      • hMMMM

        the kicks man…the kicks.

        • Tony

          The kicks can be bought in the mall right now. If the photo didn't look aged this could have been taken yesterday.

  • anon


    The one in the middle, fap fap fap

    • Sal

      You sick f***

    • Sean


    • hMMMM

      WTF…you can't even get yourself out of this one by saying "It was just a joke", b/c this comment is just sick.

    • Matt

      duuuuude, thats just wrong. you just don't do that

    • Droog

      Kinda looks like my ex when she was young, but with blond hair.

      • jasgat

        anon…. Not sure if you have a daughter or not… But for those of us that do….Joke or no joke that commment will get your fucking ass kicked..

      • Droog

        I meant from her families pictures of her in elementary school, not when she was 19 when I dated her!

    • Dane

      I think anon is secretly Pedobear.

      • bigdeal

        one and the same . its a tard.

    • shaka

      You are a sick fuck….

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