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  • Josh Gorter

    #16 I want a dog half as awesome as that some day.

    • Ryan White

      I'd like a pool half as awesome

    • jim

      Neither are as awesome as #10

    • ROK247

      you can get one right now they are called FISH.

      • Cletus

        Fish dont play fetch, Einstein.

    • finsdeli

      good pup

    • Chazz_B

      and then my dog does not fetch at all T_T haha

    • Gevth

      Dogs are by default half as awesome as that one. That dog is just double awesome.

      • GI Joe

        #8 Mix these two together and what an awesome gif it would be….:)

    • Kayla

      I have 5 puppies that could be just as awesome if not more so, take your pick. 😀

  • tawhitlow

    Oh snap!

    • the elusive


    • Richard Head

      That's some quality construction right there

      • Engineer

        Its a piece of trim. It hides the doorway boards. its sole function is to conceal the construction of a door. It is attached with tiny finishing nails. not meant for morons to hang from

  • alexri

    #2 Your average chiver not giving a f*ck

    • Ari Darmon

      just call 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

      • Max

        Awesome TV show! Soooo british.

    • ustig

      fire, exclamation mark. fire, exclamation mark

  • H-bomb

    #1 Must be Chiving

    • wcefan

      Keep Calm and Chive On!

    • Jam

      "Dear Sir stroke Madam: Fire. Exclamation mark. Fire. Exclamation mark. Help me. Exclamation mark. 123 Clarandon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss."
      best show

  • hatersgonnahate

    #13 I give you permission.

    • varlotto

      "Take my hand, together we will internet!"

      • T Bags

        Made me spit coffee! Good job sir! I say good job!

    • Randy Gallegos

      "may i have this dance"

      • hMMMM

        more like, "we're dancing, bitch."

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Spider monkey!

      • r@f

        insisting ape is insisting.

      • Planet of the Apes

        MONKEY?! Monkeys are a step below apes on the evolutionary chain. Just above humans.

    • jmc11

      Permission for what, Caesar?

    • That Guy

      i saw rise of the planet of the apes too.

    • sixdeadelves

      come with me if you want to live!

  • Panda

    No room for a passenger cause this guys balls are taking up all the space.

    • Get it right

      HAHA well done 😉

    • Randy Gallegos

      he must have stuck them in a microwave first.

    • gentleman25

      Haha i lovee it.

    • Randy Gallegos

      clearly none of you have seen south park

      • Ruffestneckaround

        And he does science

      • Clearly


    • 6655321

      Top Gear

  • Windelarien

    #9 Meteor Strike!

    • cheezebits

      So, did I just watch someone die?

  • Amelia

    #6 Ninja in the making.

  • Turduckenn

    #15 lol at the police afraid of an umbrella

    • estafon

      I would say they're more nervous of being impaled on the huge pole attached to the umberella.

    • n1ghtstalker

      More lol at the f'tard who thinks throwing it at them that way round will result in anything other than the umbrella opening out like a parachute. There you go, that is education nowadays!

      • davidM

        Your school taught you how to use an umbrella as a parachute? Where did you go to school, Wile E. Coyote's Institute of Advanced Physics?

        • That Guy

          lame. try again.

        • DWD

          I thought it was funny.

          • Raymond

            Me too. Just because someone calls it lame doesn't make it so.

    • Richard Head

      Mayhem 101
      Make sure umbrella is deployed in an aerodynamic direction

    • thom

      Those police should be able to shoot these scum.

      • Ckris King

        Those police should shoot the umbrella.

  • Cyberfunker

    #9 What the hell happened there?

    • CDN

      Dumbass holding onto a firework.

    • kanda


      • Ckris King


  • Micky

    That dog is doing a better job than I could probably do.

  • LarsfromNorway

    #15 Stupid rioter is stupid

    • That Guy

      i just hear the police yell "it's defective! move in with the batons boys."

  • dash

    #8 future lesbian

    • Randy Gallegos

      future cat lover

      • Paula_

        Same thing!

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG –

        • dOOb

          LOL!!! GOD DAMMIT Paula… sometimes I wanna light you on fire… and sometimes you drop little nuggets of gold…

        • ggf

          great job

    • Raymond

      Oh yeah. Because getting humped by a dog is what all straight women do.

    • guest

      My girlfriend has the same reaction when I hump her leg.

  • wtf

    #15 Anti-riot umbrella

  • HeyJewed

    #7 Lord give me the wisdom, serenity, strength, and the balance….. oh shit!

    • superchiveme

      Lil Waynes brother the retardation runs in the family

  • @davidfolske

    #15 Heineken wants you to Riot Responsibly.

  • HeyJewed

    I wonder if the same father didn't give #10 enough attention when they were younger or if it was 3 separate fathers.

    • Randy Gallegos

      or maybe too much attention? knowwhatimsayin

      • HeyJewed

        Randy, you are making almost too much sense.

      • Gevth

        Who do you guys think is holding the camera?

        • Randy Gallegos

          hahaha actually pulled a real laugh out of me with that one

    • That Guy

      lame arm chair psychiatrist is lame.

    • Broseph Stalin

      girl on the right > others

      • lolol

        by > do you mean older?

    • max-pow

      pedobear approves…they don't even have tits formed

    • Brian Latimer

      What is this taken from?

  • Just Sayin'

    #15 Well there's your problem; It's made by heineken.

  • jim

    As if #10 wasnt already hypnotic enough, you have to add the spirals …

    • Da_Boz

      And not a single sideboob was given that day…

    • ????

      this was a commercial for aerie clothes. easiest way to sell me clothes is to make a commercial with girls dancing topless. all i can think is man i need a new shirt.

      • Turd Farter

        Really? That's what you think when you see topless women?

  • @davidfolske

    #12 …*looks at watch*…*back at screen*…*back at watch*…"Screw this, what's on Chive"

    • WirelessCable

      You don't have to worry about this in CS5…

    • Tyler Mars

      illustrator's even worse man

  • Get it right

    #5 if a woman did that, we'd never here the end of it :/

    • Spook


    • Joey

      Get it right… *hear …. please make your way back to the kitchen…

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  • @The_Scofield_

    #6 Stuck it.

    • Tyler Mars

      *nailed it

  • teh_shard


    Ooh! Fore! I mean "Five!" I mean "Fire!" 0118 999 881 999 119 725… 3

    • HeyJewed

      "Fore"? Seriously?…. wow

      • whysoserious?

        Fore as in golf, Moss gets fire and golf confused… I wish I knew useful stuff.

    • Jam

      "I cant go to prison roy, they will rape the flip out of me"

  • Marko

    #10 I live on site at a private girls school. I know this shit is going on here, I just haven't found what room its happening in…yet!

    • hMMMM

      hahahaha creepy groundskeeper….love it!

    • Munk85

      When you do…let us know

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