There are Sexy Chivers Among Us (110 Photos)

IMPORTANT NOTE: Due to the overwhelming volume of Chivette submissions, I'm going to enlist a little help this week managing the inbox, I think. So if you don't see your photo here today, just gimme until next week to get everything in order. We're getting well over 300 submissions/day now which is amazing (and a little humbling quite frankly), but I need to start adding some structure here.

Also, it really helps if you mark your email 'Sexy Chivers' or 'Chivette', otherwise your boobs might become forever suspended in the floating matrix that is the Chive Submit inbox.



AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS: Grab your camera (phone) and write 'Hi Chivers' on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame. Above all: Be Creative. Do it for your country!


Stay tuned for the Friday DAR

Chive On!


John

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  • E Tex

    Love em all

    • Trolladex

      I think one week, Sexy Chivers should just be all LG pics, because she is the BEST. Fuck you trolls, I'm out.

      • DrBRIGS

        not to worry about LG all – it was just a very swollen vagina and some daddy issues – but she'll be fine.

        By the way, these young ladies look stunning!

      • LG's man

        #108 is LG and I agree

        • cubicle

          Only if she agrees to ahve a few with #7

        • hMMMM

          Whoever it is in #108 has an off-center vajayjay. Look at that toe…shifting to the left WTF?

          #42 and #110 should have a battle of bodies. Wow.

      • Guesty

        Couldn't do it, could you guys. Just couldn't do it. Un fucking believable. There is an entire page, over 100 pictures of georgous chicks, but drop of a dime, we gotta bring up Lauren. Fuck. Just couldn't have a post without it, huh? psychophants

        • Toyota Cotrolla

          You are so cool bro, how can I be cool like you?

          • Guesty

            Takes practice. You'll get there though, stay strong little bubba

            • truthserum

              I have a toyota Guesty – shall we go visit LG in the hospital or do you think her semen friends will be guarding her like a regular chiver to someone elses birthday cake?

              by the way – why are these guys SO angry? I mean, I expected some cursing but some of these guys – and the Coast Guard, my god they're just being awful!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          No SC is complete without LG ❤ Fuck you.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

          • carpetlover

            Is you a lesbian?

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              As long as there's no carpet; sure, why not?

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
              — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

              • carpetlover

                how is you feel with just rug? (tinny one)

        • http://www.gfys.org/ Average Chiver

          Fuck you ,how dare you ,am gonna go bat crazy now ,get ready for my Fanboy RAGE !!
          You are a troll ,i fucked ur mom ,go back to ur basement ,you are poor ,you have never been laid.
          Aaaah i win i win ! Am the best !! LG is a gift to mankind !! Chive rules !!

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Look AC, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

          • Trollminator

            You stole MY fucking troll name, you cunt, and you sullied it with your bullshit comment. We are now sworn enemies.

        • http://www.gfys.org/ Coast Guard

          Have a heart ,the poor thing is in the hospital for swallowing too much cum which stuck to her lungs and here you are making fun of her. Its not her fault she has to earn a living like this so go to hell !!!

  • LAB

    110?!?

    • PleaseChive

      i know – and 300 submissions a day!?!?

      Could the chive possibly have some kind of a contest where one lucky Chiver gets to spend a week at the Chive (on his own dime if need be) and go through the 300+ submissions you guys get daily?

      Please?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Just #108 for me… Get well soon dear LG ❤

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • HAHSO

      #110 HOTTEST GIRL ON THE CHIVE.
      BEAUTIFUL FACE, SMILE, FLBP.
      NOW ALL WE NEED IS SOME HUMP PICS.

    • Award_Giver

      110 chivettes all awesomely hawt! however cutest smile #1, sexiest pose #42, best under boob #18 and just fucken plain awesome goes to #45!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ honest

      Yeah the whore population is really multiplying.

      • OBVIOUSLY

        agreed.

  • Pete

    My wife just told me to pick my jaw off the keyboard. It's not gonna happen. Also, #110

    • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

      Yeah my boss walked in and even she said "Holy Shit!" – luckily she's a chiver! but still ..

      • DWwr

        BULLSHIT!

        • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

          I work for the University of New Mexico dipshit. So next time do us all a favor and rinse your mouthout with a revolver BEFORE you start pooping out of it. OH and BTW .. by "pooping" I mean talking …

          P.S. by working for UNM – I have a very cool, liberal boss who lets chive at work (again because she does too) – Not all of us are brain dead loosers with worthless jobs and worthless lives to match.

    • http://twitter.com/mazlow01 @mazlow01

      Another reason I love living in Georgia.

    • That guy

      She needs her own page now!!! Please find MOAR!

    • Jason

      Yes, this woman is gorgeous!

    • thedude

      Hotter than Katie Upton? I think so

    • I heart boobs

      We have a wiener!

    • Castor

      Actually, that's the female fitness model Elaine Alden, a woman just the way I like them – active and beautiful 🙂

      • MartiniSteve

        Thank you!!! Made my weekend. She looks like a blonde Mila Kunis.

      • Cliff

        Looks similar, but don't think it's the same person……

      • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

        Nope … they look VERY similar but that is NOT Elaine Alden. But seriously though, thank you for mentioning her. SHE is good looking also.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000193307 Samuel Coleman

      We of the USN approve…

  • JAPIV

    #5 Those eyes…

    • pablo_v

      are cryin
      these eyes have seen a lot of loves
      but they’re never gonna see another one like I had with you

    • Quixote

      Something about a girl in glasses…

      • Max

        So agree. Glasses are great!

    • Christopher

      Plz MOAR

  • Jak

    #7 Good lord girl!

    • toban

      good fuckin lord first of many jaw drops for me

    • ruffestneckaround

      One of the best in this post for sure!

    • asb

      makin the one piece look great

    • Alister

      i vote we get her her own chive photoshoot!! gat damn. gorgeous!

      • Larry

        I concur.

    • I love Minka

      lower back problems BOW DOWN- God what a body

    • mookie

      yes. more please

    • Huddo

      Crikey o'reilly

  • avoster

    and boom goes the dynamite

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #110 Frankly, Scarlett I don't give a damn, you need your own post…

    • Blumpkin

      move over ladies, there's a new queen chivette in the house

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Hmmpppfffrrrr!!! Sorry.
        Hmppff!!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • nathan

      agreed, shes got talent!

    • Hannah

      i don't get it, I thought the whole point of "sexy chivers" was to celebrate real beauty. yet every week the chivers scream for more of girls like scarlett. and she looks about as fake as they come.

      if thats what you like, fine. but saying that girls like that have "real" beauty makes all us other chivettes feel like crap. i could bleach my hair, whiten my teeth, and wear a ton of makeup too and i would look that good. but i shouldn't have to.
      Scarlett, you're gorgeous don't get me wrong. but chive, if she gets her own post i'll have lost faith in you.

      -Hannah, a.k.a "nose ring girl"

      • Hand of Fate

        Hannah, respectfully, I think that is being unfair. I've always thought the point of Sexy Chivers was to celebrate the girls on the site that want to share. It's sort of a slippery slope to declare one girl "real" and one girl not. I've always assumed real meant "not photoshopped to death"

        Scarlett is a pretty girl. I'm sure if she had no makeup on and her hair undone she'd still look great. The fact that she did her hair, and does have make up on, as almost all women do, doesn't make her not "real". I'm sure she probably works out hard to maintain her figure. Does that mean she isn't "real"?

        If you use a nose ring to augment your looks somehow, are now, no longer "real"?

        It seems like a silly distinction to make to me. Is she a Chivette? Does she want to share? Then that should be enough.

        Some people aren't going to find some girls as attractive as others, but to each his own. Thats why we have so many different types of galleries, be they FLBP girls, Redheads, Tattooed girls, Fit girls. There is no accounting for taste or preference.

        I think one of the most disheartening things on here is seeing people get negative toward any of the girls who submit pictures, when really everyone should just e thankful and supportive, and if a particular girl or image isn't to their liking or yours, just move on and find one that is.

        • Hand of Fate

          tl;dr (yes I'm tl; dr'ing myself…)

        • Hannah

          I guess i didn't really explain myself well, thats my fault. My issue wasn't that she isn't real, its that i thought this post was supposed to bring the spotlight onto girls who normally wouldn't get noticed. the girl next door types who you rarely see on the covers of magazines. Scarlett is without a doubt a sexy chiver. I just don't think she deserves her own post. there are enough skinny blondes on this website already. when is there going to be a chubby chivette of the week? or one with a flat chest or a crooked smile?
          i'm just saying, i'm sick of the same.

          and as for being negative towards the girls.. well i've been in sexy chivettes twice now, and trust me, i've gotten more than my share of rude comments. but i got some great compliments too. and thats all that matters. if the girls submit just for attention they don't deserve to be on this website.

          • Toyota Cotrolla

            Chubby, flat chested women with busted faces are not sexy. Your argument is invalid.

          • Hand of Fate

            I understand where you're coming from, and I'm glad you got plenty of compliments, though I'd rather you not have to deal with rude comments, even though this is the internet. I definitely respect you for sharing!

            I guess I just have never seen it the same way. Certainly a girl who otherwise wouldn't get noticed -could- be on here if she wants and get noticed and complimented. But the name of the post is "Sexy Chivers" (though I think it should be Sexy Chivettes…), not "Chivers who otherwise might not be noticed" and so I think that is really the only guiding light, sexiness. A girl doesn't need to fit a particular body type, or style to fall into that category.

            • Hannah

              "A girl doesn't need to fit a particular body type, or style to fall into that category."
              .. if only that were true. It seems the chive, or the chivers rather, have a very narrow view about what qualifies as sexy. I have friends who are chubby chasers, and to them there is nothing more attractive than a heavy set woman. so why don'twe see any thick girls in this post? i also know guys who prefer small breasts, so why don't the chivers support those girls too? every single girl deserves to feel sexy in her own right, and for the chivers to continually single out only the skinniest bustiest blondes goes against everything this post is supposed to stand for- giving respect to the awesome girls who love this site

              • Hand of Fate

                On one hand you said "if the girls submit just for attention they don't deserve to be on this website" but on the other you're saying this should be all about giving those other girls that you think qualify attention.

                If "Chivers' have a very narrow view about what qualifies as sexy, and the post is "Sexy Chivers", then you're just complaining about people's tastes, and you can't change that. If Chive is for Chivers, then you have to give the Chivers what they want if you think that's true.

                But I don't think that is true. I've seen a very wide array of tastes on here.

                The "skinny, busty blonde" apparently IS an awesome girl who loves the Chive as well, yet you're trying to discriminate and segregate her out as a Chivette apparently because you just don't like the amount of attention she is getting compared to others.

                All Chivettes should be welcome, and all Chivers and other Chivettes should try and make them feel as such.

              • maggiemay13

                I'm entering this debate a little late but I'd just like to point out that I barely have any boobs to speak of, they're pretty small, but I've been featured on the chive many times. The Chive does a good job of keeping variety in their Chivettes, this post has a lot of variety. But it's just a known fact in the world that big boobs, a nice tan and blonde hair is very appealing. This girl is very hot and being a girl on this sexy chivettes, I understand why she recieved more comments and shout outs than I did, she does win. My point is though, The Chive cannot control what the Chivers say and who they want to see moar of. You gotta have respect for everyone's opinions.

          • SKELT

            @Hannah isut pic up there?

            • Hannah

              no, my last submission was about a month ago. now that the semester is over maybe i'll have time to submit for next week though 🙂

              • SKELT

                i d like to see one of your pics if u dont mind

              • Hannah
                • Nate

                  the nose ring is sexy! and i think #9 deserves her own post too (thats just me)

                  • Nah

                    It is just you. Tattoos are gross, man.

                • SKELT

                  damn you are hot

                • jdp

                  Hannah…I think you are looking pretty sexy in that pic…just sayin

                • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

                  NNNIIIICE!

                  I agree with you, NOW. You are WWWAAAYYY hotter than "scarlet" (which isn't her real name, Chivev was fooled by fitness Elaine Alden or WTF HER NAME IS)

                  Anyways .. you are hotter because you are real, confident and not an attention grabbin' whoar!

                  Chive On, Hannah. Chive ON!

          • Intensemasterdebater

            Point taken. If a girl is just an attention whore posting her pics on every site just trying to self promote herself into a soft porn career, I would rather not see her here. I'm assuming she isn't but my track record in understanding women is about 0-16.

            • Guesty

              Sorry to say this, but that is what is happening with a handful of regulars on here. Hate all ya want, but it's the truth

              • HeyJewed

                I agree. I actually come to theChive to see the funny pics. I normally just scroll through sexy chivers to see if i know anyone. I understand trying to show real beauty, but what happens here is women who are truly beautiful girls that areal get put on the backburner for the attention whores who are willing to show more skin. Then the good girls get jaded because no one will look at them and they feel less beautiful and then themselves become attention whores. it is a vicious cycle and it saddens me.

                • OBVIOUSLY

                  100% agree.

      • Weirdbro

        Oh I don't know, maybe it's because she's hot?

      • Mike

        I SMELL A HATER!!!!

        Ugly people love to hate.

        • Hannah

          haha, i assure you i'm not ugly. and i wasn't hating. just saying i miss chivettes like star wars girl and the smoking hot chick in the pokemon bra. i thought the chive was all about sexy nerdy down to earth girls, not barbie dolls.

          • Toyota Cotrolla

            We don't discriminate between various styles of sexy here. This is a no hate zone.

            • meh

              Try telling that to Sarah, the poor girl got destroyed last week in her COTW post.

              • Trollminator

                Then she must have not been that sexy, by definition.

          • 123

            really? You thought theChive was about nerdy down to earth girls? You would consider Lauren or Shay Maria nerdy down to earth girls? They're like the hot poster children of theChive. Finally, I don't think you can say you're not hating when you clearly are saying *some* women aren't chive worthy because they have big boobs, a tiny waste, and blonde hair. That is the definition of hating. Kudos for posting your pics on here. Don't hate, though.

            • Toyota Cotrolla

              I would actually argue that Lauren, while smoking hot, is definitely nerdy and also down-to-earth.

              • Guesty

                Alright, I'll bite. What in God's name can you base this statement on? Have you spent any time with her whatsoever without the word chive involved? Then how can you say she is definitely nerdy and down to earth? Is it at all possible, even the slightest tiniest bit, that she isn't those things? You know her from here, could it be possible she is playing you at all? Again, not trying to be hateful guy here, but you cannot say, unless you are intimately familiar with someone, they are definately something.

                • Hand of Fate

                  Yeah but you can't really claim ANY of the girls are nerdy or down to Earth based on that. the girl in the R2 bikini could just be pandering, etc. etc.

                  And, then, even if they did some how prove they liked some nerdy stuff, I swear to God the "real" nerds will start arguing whether or not she qualifies as enough a nerd, and it just goes on forever.

                  But last I checked there wasn't actually a requirement that the girls be down to earth, nerdy or what have you, but typically even the prettiest girls I've known do have some kind "nerd" aspects that people don't even realize about them, or assume they'd never have just based on their looks.

                  • Guesty

                    True. My only point was that noone can put a definitive description on anyone unless that person is quite familiar with them. I don't know that anyone on this site is nerdy or down to earth, for all any of us know they could be stuck up and bitchy. I don't think it is/should be a requirement, I just don't see how anyone can make any statements about anyone else like it is fact. That's all I was saying. Hell, they look good, who gives a shit if they are nerdy, bitchy, sweet, etc. Last time I clicked on a pic, it didn't carry a conversation with me, so who cares how they are in real life… Just my opinion.

                    • truthserum

                      the way I see it too though, is by glorifying one (or a few) you make all the other girls who dared to take a self-shot and summoned up the nerve to submit have to try to reach this super-high bar – its really become a popularity contest – and yes, you could say – oh well, so and so earned the thumbs-up – but either way, think how some of these girls feel if not a single soul comments on their picture – while some chick (who does NOT look next door, but says the right words ("I love games – Star Trek and wearing dolphin hats at sea world and wearing glasses – or some dumb shit like that BUT has a great body) gets all the attention.

                      And people can't get hung up on "nerdy, no make-up, etc.) because if a girl thinks she feels pretty wearing make-up, or having a lot of piercings, or evn giving a duckface – who's to say she's not alright? She may LOOK like a bitch, because thats what we've been exposed to a fair bit – but who's to say the girl who looks nerdy isn't a super bitch and vice versa?

                      because of the voting there isn't really a way around it, but maybe the chive should try to branch out and feature a lot more chivettes, and not resort to bringing back the same girls week in week out.

                    • Hannah

                      Thank you. you just nailed everything i was trying to say.

                    • Trollminator

                      This troll on troll hate has got to stop!

                      I'll be honest bros, I didn't read a fucking word of what you wrote, mostly because I just assumed it reads like "blah blah blah blah."

                      Have a great weekend. Also, your mom.

                    • truthserum

                      You're welcome. Although "Toyota" boy said this is a no-hate zone, he's wrong. I hate him and all the many Chivers who are ruining this site represent.

                      Have a good weekend everyone in Chiveland (especially Guesty, and a few others) – EXCEPT for those who have been bitches recently (you KNOW who you are) and you will be further revealed if you post either imitating me, or just being your unfriendly chiving self.

                    • Bluto

                      Because you are the authority of what theChive should represent? No matter how much you want it to be yours, the site belongs to John and his crew first and foremost, and the rest of us second. Like it or not, theChive is what it is…

                    • Toyota Boy

                      You are a douche and I hate you.

                    • HeyJewed

                      I posted something similar a little higher before i noticed your comment. Well said.

          • max-pow

            I THINK CHIVE IS ABOUT EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING….WE'VE HAD OUR SHARE OF ALL KINDS OF WOMEN SEXY AND WEIRD, NERD AND DOLLS, HOT AND COLD (BURN BRA)..ETC. THAT IS WHY MOST OF US LOVE THE CHIVE, BECAUSE IS A WHOLE….BTW, SORRY FOR CAPS-LOCK, I COULDN'T FIXED. (GOT IT?)

            • Toyota Cotrolla

              IS IT CAPS LOCK FRIDAY AGAIN AND NO ONE TOLD ME? FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

          • meh

            I agree with you for the most part. There's no denying that she's hot, but I kinda thought the Sexy Chivers was supposed to be more about people who love the site giving back to the the that's given them something. There's really no way around it, the guys have a business to run, and they have to put "asses in the seats", so to speak. there's also no way to filter it really, even the dumbest person could figure out that if you write Chive on your hand you have a better chance of getting posted and furthering your internet modeling career.

            • Patches

              And I guarantee you that's what 75% of the submissions are: girls who don't come to the site but heard it's a good way to get "noticed". Even the superstar chive poster girl Sarah Hill admitted she didn't come to the chive and had no idea what it was… she was seen in a "find her" post and from there became a featured Chivette – even though she had never even heard of the Chive.
              I mean, do you really believe that there are so many "model level attractive" girls that frequent this site that they can get hundreds of submissions per day? Think of all the girls you know: how many are regular visitors to the chive, and how many are model hot? And of those, how many are willing to send in mostly naked photos to complete strangers, to be viewed by even more complete strangers?

              • Hand of Fate

                Well, I know of 1, lol.

                Also, in fairness to Scarlett, she didn't give her full name and isn't on her trying to promote some modeling site of hers etc., so I think people should give her the benefit of the doubt for the time being.

                And, hey, if not, and if the girl wants to continue to show off on here to garner more attention for other reasons, I can't say most guys are going to object, lol.

                I suppose I'd rather see a "model-esque" girl who actually wrote Chive somewhere to prove she is real then a bunch of random pictures of this ill-defined category of "real" girls with just text added in photoshop, or ones that you wonder if they were trying to make it LOOK like the writing was on their body with photoshoped text.

                But I think people should mainly just enjoy the submissions they like and not worry about the ones they don't…considering there are 110 of them. If it was all just one type of girl that some people consider "real" but the rest of the people aren't into, its not like those people are going to come to lavish praise on girls who aren't their type. They'll leave, or in some cases get nasty, unfortunately.

                I'd rather see the wide range we have where there is something for everyone.

        • Socratroll

          Then by definition that would mean that beautiful people hate to love.

          And that would mean you're calling a lot of Chivettes a bunch of bitches.

          And I don't think that's very nice.

          • Socratroll

            by the way, I was referring to posters comment waaaaay above:

            "I SMELL A HATER!!!!

            Ugly people love to hate."

            I ended up so far down I feel like I'm in China.

            • Bluto

              Quit hating on China!!!

      • God

        hannah, sweetie. every girl who submits their picture to the chive is a self-absorbed slut who needs attention from random internet nerds. who the hell cares what she looks like? they're all the same.

    • Alex

      Isn't that Elaine Alden?

      • Bluto

        Definitely a similar look because of the cleft chin and blonde hair, but I actually think Elaine Alden has a bigger rack and is more plastic looking. Whether this is a different girl or not, she is hotter than hell.

    • WTFever

      Can't we all just get along…

      • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

        Agreed. Chicks are hot, well, least the hot ones are hot.

  • Verbal Kint

    where are the half naked men????

    • Shy Ronnie

      TheBERRY, cheers.

      • HAHSO

        THAT IS THE TRUTH

    • pablo_v

      at the gym getting their swell on

    • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

      Fapping to these pics.

      • Weirdbro

        ROFL – totally caught me off guard. Guffaw, even.

    • CharlestheChiver

      Half naked – Chivers
      Fully naked – the lucky guys who get to abng these ladies daily.
      Completely Jealous – Me.

      • CharlestheChiver

        *bang

    • http://www.gfys.org/ Coast Guard

      They are all in LG`s bedroom waiting for their turn ,including me.

  • b-ry

    my week is now complete. off to drink.

    • Johnny Fever

      Ditto! hope you have a good one

    • tcuchiver

      that is all that i waited for as well!

  • Verbal Kint

    first?

    • VedHead77

      No, but you are the first to post a response (asking where the dudes are!!???) and 2 posts later ask if you were first overall. Congratulations. Meth. NOT. EVEN. ONCE.

      • that guy

        and you cant see sarcasm in that? wow… perhaps you need some brain food?

        • VedHead77

          Quit being that guy.

  • SomeGuy

    #42 So sexy!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Isn't that Norma Stitz?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Shy Ronnie

        Fucking troll…

      • William

        You need to come up with a new one Paula, you're slowly losing more and more of you're -p rating. You're becoming too mainstream for people to bother hating on you now.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Do some research in how the IntenseDebate rating system works and you just might get it.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

          • itachi

            hi. you're funny 🙂

    • Hand of Fate

      Someone has to buy her a non-blurry camera! Great shots though for sure.

    • HeyJewed

      I think the hottest things about this chick is that she clearly isnt an attention whore at all…

    • Quine

      #42 I know this is early in our relationship and might come as a surprise, but would you do me the honor of marrying me?

      • Griff

        You may not believe me and I would understand that, but this is my lady.
        I was super excited when she posted on the Chive.
        Chive on!!

        • CalA

          well if that's the case, tell her we need her to post more immediately!

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    110 John! Holy Shit you spoil us! and #19 is freakin' unbelievable! That's one lucky ass husband there!

    • gentleman25

      Yes im with you, he's one lucky gentleman.

    • DCMOFO

      I did the math, that thing is legit.
      http://boingboing.net/2006/04/11/math-equation-fo

    • Weirdbro

      How does it feel to know that creepy guys will now fap to your wife's ass?

      • Patches

        How do your sons or daughters feel when their classmates are fapping to their mom's ass?

    • Chiz Niz

      How do we know she's hot? Need more proof.

    • Lowrent75

      That is excellent. Really.

    • husbandofa30plus

      Please give the secrets – exercise, eating right?

    • Christopher

      My hat's off to you sir, you are a very lucky husband in more ways then one.
      Your wife is hot and you she let you share with The Chive. Awesome.

    • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

      Shes got a great smile.

    • meh

      I'm gonna do that thing all-week long.

    • L. Phelps

      i see you like "debits"?

      No, no that's da butt.

  • Anthony

    did i ever mention ill help sort through these e-mails….just saying

  • Sharky

    #104 Definitely No. 2

    • yes please

      super hot waist…and nice toe.

    • NebraskaGuy

      I always go with the toe 😉

    • That guy

      I say go with known of them. They just get in the way.

      • shaka

        *none

      • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

        Use the toe Luke . . .

    • panama99

      personally, I don't like any of them.

      Take them all off. Just go without.

    • Jeremy

      I'm going to have to go with number 1.

    • The_Dood

      I don't know if I can agree, 2 and 3 are too close. How bout you wear 2 the first time and 3 the second time…

    • HillBilly Bone

      Agreed. 100%

    • floscar

      Yes more of 2 please!

    • craigarlen

      none of the above, go commando…

    • Bluto

      The answer to your question, No. 104, is… yes.

    • Çreep

      2 for the muthafu¢kin ^/IN! 1 was a solid runner up tho.

    • Brad

      WORD!

    • Max

      3 for the first time…love the toe!

    • Tree

      I agree #2

    • steven

      i did have a hard time deciding 1? or 2?, both cause one to ponder longingly.

  • Danny

    I once had a girl email me some risque photos. It was a good day.
    John has to hire an assistant because he's overwhelmed with amazing tail. I aint hatin at all… Because I think that's what I call living the American Dream.

    #110 , #83, #310

    • Chi Town

      Yeah, def. not suckin' the guys dick here but he deserves it. I thought he'd be kind of a stuck-up douche. But I met him at the meetup and he totally wanted to know what i thought of the site, why i was on it, what i'd change. pretty selfless dude. you know what they say, the more you give…

      • The_Dood

        There should be an NSFW site for the weekends. That's what I'd've (meet the double contraction) said.

    • bambam

      I would work for free….

  • RhodeIslandChiver

    #2 #35 #55 #108 #95 YOU WIN!

    • sheoncebelieved

      #1 needs to stop biting her fingernails

  • TheRyan5

    #34 Beautiful!! and #82, I love the runner Chivette!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505737141 AJ Rantz

      Im so in love with the EIU girl! wowwwwwww

    • Josh

      I find # 34 gorgeous everytime she posts! Thanks and keep them coming!

    • orbazzle4

      Found her: Caitlin Napoleoni, Eastern Illinois University X-Country team.

  • yo yo ma

    I salute your breasts, asses and vaginas…oh, and personalities <looks at all the guys in the rooms,snickers and gets 40 high-fives>

    • ssstoopid

      After that comment, I'd just high-five your face.

      • jasmine

        why are you mad at his comment? that comment is exactly what happens when girls send in half naked pics and expect guys to have respect

  • reggie

    #9 glad to see you finally made it. youre really hot!!

    • What?!

      How the sweet hell did she take 3 tries?! John!?!!? Come on!

    • Mr . X

      I less than 3 u too

    • DeathByCherio

      she's been in a few of these sc posts now my man

    • Tommy John

      Penis

    • kill it with fire

      bro she's a 5 at best. way to have no standards.

  • EZEE

    #19

    Om nom nom nom nom nom nom

    • http://www.gfys.org/ obvious

      Too bad none of those 3 are really ur kids.

    • Jaime

      Let me go out on a limb here and guess all your children were conceived from behind.

  • eh!

    Canada representing this week!

    • JROC

      Toronto son

      • Jewels

        Loser. Toronto would say something like that. Self centered pieces a….

  • RhodeIslandChiver

    #36 Stomach win

  • EZEE

    #104

    Nice 'toe

    • http://www.gfys.org/ LOYAL CHIVER

      FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

    • Çreep

      dont forget about #19 #108 & #48, nija boot exsist in the S.C. thread and I cant get enuff! should be the new mind the gap criteria. #104 number 2 puts me over the top thou.

    • costa66

      Agreed. I'd suck da honey right outta thems and not even give a damn for a second.

  • Nick702

    #19 Kudos to you and your hot wife.

    • Truth

      no doubt. Holy @#$!! She's amazing…. I'd be working on #4 if I was you.

      • Verbal Kint

        as in kid no. 4

      • Yum

        I thought you meant he should be trying on another hot wife since he's already got one hot one and should have 2 – I was about to say "don't be greedy!" 🙂

    • beached

      A good reason to have kids if there ever was one!

    • clenis

      does he really want the rest of the world staring at his wife's asshole? don't think I would…

    • Mr

      Don't mind if I fap to her……….

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    Hitting refresh, waiting for DAR. Got this instead.

    Yeah, that'll work

    • NebraskaGuy

      Same here! Glad to hear I'm not the only one 😉

    • Sooper Trooper

      Same here…and GAWD DAMN…every week I say "it can't get any better than this" and every week it does. Absolutely Amazing!

    • Çreep

      I read that in his voice>made me laugh.

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